[phat] ITT We rhyme our way out of a paper bag [nigga!] (135)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 04:56

Bust a cap in yo ass, you old hag.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 04:59

>>1 is a damn fuckin fag

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 05:03

I am hungry

4 Name: sage : 1993-09-5164 07:59

Silly pandas.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 08:05

>>4 Wishes he was named Amanda.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 10:44

Too much metal for one hand-a!

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:07

So, I'm guessing now I start a new couplet?

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:09

But ur 2 dumb to be a fuckin' poet

9 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 19:30

Im the club, its going down, in the club, its going down.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:35

yo my baby, let's hit the town, let's hit the town

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 22:56

I'll put on an evening gown

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 23:21

and hit that pussy one more time

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 00:10

expectin' it might have the flavor of lime

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 05:13

in before someone records these rhymes

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 06:46

urrr, I like eating my cheese, with... thyme...s.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 07:29

To the top of the page this thread will climb.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 07:33

the end

18 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 09:02

this thread is a godsend , I might need to find some drugs to blend.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 11:10

blend in the end we all die like a pie in the sky

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 14:28

as a throwback to >>14 we should cut this track
like I cut >>14 [something 'bout his shit being wack]

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 18:27

I loged on my internets today while on crack

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 19:22

when all of a sudden Security kitten was on my back
He said quit all the downloadin' nya

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 19:56

@@@‚Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ before I defenestrate ya'
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24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 22:13

So all my programs and all my windows

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:07

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) were black, like my soul which is black like crows

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:52

When I dress up as a girl, I wear many pretty bows.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:59

Sometimes my shit is down, oh noes!

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:19

I hate myself and I want to die

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:22

The cake is a lie

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:30

  • and if you would try

You'd expose yourself as a dimwitted guy

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 08:52

A dimwitted guy thinks he's so damn fly

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 09:51

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33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:11

Who wants a Rei? I want a Mai.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:40

because I'm Splinter. (Turned the turtles on myself)

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:49

WE'LL SURELY AVOID SCURVY IF WE ALL EAT AN ORANGE!

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:30

Guess the song's over then.

Back to work...

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:27

Don't hafta worry 'bout scurvy if you choke on a lozenge!

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:34

But the scurvy's in a hurry if you lick the door hinge.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:41

I've gone all curvy, buying candy for chump change.

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:43

Free range soaplickin' dogfucker growing pains

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:26

History coursing through your veins

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 11:48

Merry Christmas! Have some candy canes!

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 12:17

This thread is lame

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 14:15

>>43 It's you I blame.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 14:38

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46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:40

I am white, but I can still rap
My rhymes are the shit, my rhymes are the crap
If I were a video I'd be direct to TV
If I were a nation I would have a low GDP

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 04:21

Purple.

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 06:10

Nurple

49 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 07:57

Burp'll.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 15:24

I'll drown in maple syrple.

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 00:09

"Rupert" is the name of my turtle.
He don't use protection cuz' your Mom is infertile.
He's bustin' out on the DQN.
His ASCII Art comes from deep within.

When I ask em "Hey Rupert how'd you get so elite, climbin' up the superstructure with a fat fuckin' beat."

My little purple turtle throws up limbs and thins' that ain't meant to be seen, had you heard his reply, you'd might just scream, he turned my rhyme around and changed it's goddamn theme, he said:

"I say good sir, goodday to you - take your raps and your rhymes and feel renewed - my gracious fellow it is time to depart this board - and I leave you now on a striking chord."

PEACE!

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 00:11 

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 00:48

I need a new lease!

54 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5170 10:16

I could assigned banned status on everyone here with great ease

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 13:40

And you should, because everyone here is a sleaze

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 15:26

DQN-er, please!

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 15:41

I wish I were Kona-chan's computer

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 19:36

>>57
I wish you were in front of me so I could kill you by punching your face repeatedly.

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 01:52

>>58
This girl I asked out made fun of me and I went home to fap defeatedly.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:05

>>59
At least I can still play video games unbeatably.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:12

like tookie himay and some shit from Key

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 03:59

But I digress, gentry, I'm the king of this century, just check my Wikipedia entry.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 05:02

There once was a man from Nantucket

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 05:59

He carried some water in a bucket

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 20:53

>>64
Then he decided to chuck it

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 23:07

Aw, fuck it.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5452 12:39

I'm bumping this thread so nobody can muck it.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 00:24

If you ain't rhymin' you can suck it.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 07:33

Let me come in and steal the show
There's a new direction that we'll go
Rhymes that ride in this flow
"Under the moon, loli to issho"

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 10:15

"Under the moon, loli to issho

continue plz

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 12:27

How about no?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 18:52

Smakk dat hoe.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 20:49

Fo' sho.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 01:33

It's not right, though.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 13:22

AGENTS ARE GO

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 16:13

Domo Arigato

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 17:44

Gonzaimasu Desu~~~~

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 20:21

>>77

Should have been "desuyo", asshole.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 23:02

Hello! Welcome to Kourindou!

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:29

I just bought the new V6 3900LB GT-R. It is TOTALLY FABULOUS!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 07:35

>>78
I AM FAIL!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 10:31

>>81
your rhymes are stale

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 11:00

>>82
Looking to the thread with my face which is pale

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 11:51

>>83
When I came to post, my CAPTCHA's inlale

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 14:02

sit around waiting to exhale

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