Bust a cap in yo ass, you old hag.
the end
this thread is a godsend , I might need to find some drugs to blend.
blend in the end we all die like a pie in the sky
I loged on my internets today while on crack
when all of a sudden Security kitten was on my back
He said quit all the downloadin' nya
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So all my programs and all my windows
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When I dress up as a girl, I wear many pretty bows.
Sometimes my shit is down, oh noes!
I hate myself and I want to die
The cake is a lie
You'd expose yourself as a dimwitted guy
A dimwitted guy thinks he's so damn fly
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Who wants a Rei? I want a Mai.
because I'm Splinter. (Turned the turtles on myself)
WE'LL SURELY AVOID SCURVY IF WE ALL EAT AN ORANGE!
Guess the song's over then.
Back to work...
Don't hafta worry 'bout scurvy if you choke on a lozenge!
But the scurvy's in a hurry if you lick the door hinge.
I've gone all curvy, buying candy for chump change.
Free range soaplickin' dogfucker growing pains
History coursing through your veins
Merry Christmas! Have some candy canes!
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I am white, but I can still rap
My rhymes are the shit, my rhymes are the crap
If I were a video I'd be direct to TV
If I were a nation I would have a low GDP
Purple.
Nurple
Burp'll.
I'll drown in maple syrple.
"Rupert" is the name of my turtle.
He don't use protection cuz' your Mom is infertile.
He's bustin' out on the DQN.
His ASCII Art comes from deep within.
When I ask em "Hey Rupert how'd you get so elite, climbin' up the superstructure with a fat fuckin' beat."
My little purple turtle throws up limbs and thins' that ain't meant to be seen, had you heard his reply, you'd might just scream, he turned my rhyme around and changed it's goddamn theme, he said:
"I say good sir, goodday to you - take your raps and your rhymes and feel renewed - my gracious fellow it is time to depart this board - and I leave you now on a striking chord."
PEACE!
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I need a new lease!
I could assigned banned status on everyone here with great ease
And you should, because everyone here is a sleaze
DQN-er, please!
I wish I were Kona-chan's computer
>>57
I wish you were in front of me so I could kill you by punching your face repeatedly.
>>58
This girl I asked out made fun of me and I went home to fap defeatedly.
like tookie himay and some shit from Key
But I digress, gentry, I'm the king of this century, just check my Wikipedia entry.
There once was a man from Nantucket
He carried some water in a bucket
I'm bumping this thread so nobody can muck it.
If you ain't rhymin' you can suck it.
Let me come in and steal the show
There's a new direction that we'll go
Rhymes that ride in this flow
"Under the moon, loli to issho"
"Under the moon, loli to issho
continue plz
How about no?
Smakk dat hoe.
It's not right, though.
AGENTS ARE GO
Domo Arigato
Gonzaimasu Desu~~~~
Hello! Welcome to Kourindou!
I just bought the new V6 3900LB GT-R. It is TOTALLY FABULOUS!
sit around waiting to exhale
ripping down a pint of finest blackest ale
I performed a Dragon Punch on Bradley
Thus Bradley soon saw a comet named Halley
HEY!
I'm going now, to sniff some crack
And fuck some ho's, but I'll be back
If you fear the v&, you'll take that back.
they only let you touch girls with a rack!
"Sorry hunk, I just developed early
the cum on my titties is white and pearly
But I'm afraid you'll have to take a seat
I'm only 2 months old, and I suck my momma's teat"
That's fine with me I'd like to say
I love when lolis grab my dick and play
i put blue wigs on them, to make a loli rei
Ha ha ha
Hey hey hey
Yo yo I say you're grandpa's gay!
( LΦ`) I don't touch those erogenous parts of a sir
I rather prefer a "she" or a "her".
Yeah, well.. Cats purr.
So, do you prefer the ones with fur?
I'm not sure.
But I like them pure!
Just like manure!
Fuck the poor!
Out the door!
Hit it, Mittens!
I GOT BLING MADE OF GOLD AN' PLATINUM AN' SILVER
I DID TOO BUT THEN IT GOT PILFERED
SHUT YO TRAPS BROS IT'S TIME TO KNIT
ONE LOOP TWO LOOP THREE LOOP FOUR
ALL MY NIGGAZ HEADBUTTIN THA FLOOR
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DOING THAT SO DO IT SOME MORE
FIVE SIX PICK UP THA STIX
COME OVER HERE BITCH I'LL GIVE YOU SOME LICKS
THEN I'LL STAB YOUR HEAD WITH MINI TOOTH PICKS
It would be most unforunate, sir, if you got your kicks,
through stabbing my head with a bunch of small sticks.
There may be a mental problem in yours to fix,
In the meanwhile, where's Squeeks? I want his Twix!
YO,
I'LL FUCKING END YOU, DESTROY, SLAY AND NIX
STAB YOUR FUCKING HEAD, NO MORE FUCKING TRICKS
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU WILL DISAPPOINT NO MORE CHICKS
FUCKING BURY YOU, A PLATE TO YOUR GRAVE AFFIX
AND ADD YOUR FUCKING PHOTO TO THE BLOODY MIX;
IT SAYS "THIS IMAGE A BAD MAN DEPICTS,
ONE WITH NO FRIENDS, A HARBINGER of CONFLICTS,
LEADER OF THE MOST VILE OF CRIMINAL CLIQUES,
MAY HE LEAVE THIS WORLD, PASS THE RIVER STYX."
woah man that nigga is trippin' violence
silence.
it's time for the hammer
you flamin' flim flammer
don't you start to stammer
kablammin' on your gramma's grammar
and your lemur and your lamb, or
I'll slam you in the slammer
with stan tanner (the spammer)
whose manners are most severely lacking, and his breath smells like dishwater.