ie. we combine foods and let the next poster decide. Here's for an original one (don't look at the title)
coffee + wasabi.
has anyone tried?
Yes. It was delicious.
cheesecake + beer
Havnt tried, however, now am going to.
Guiness + Ice cream.
My knuckles + your mouth
Knuckle sandwich
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Very yes.
Microwave burritos and unko.
Pretty much my entire diet.
Ramen noodles and caviar
Only if it is the cheap kind of caviar that isn't actually caviar.
( ) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that
I'm lactose intolerant and gluten sensitive. And Jewish. Also, Hindu.
Catsup + Ketchup
Awesome together, of course.
Ham smash-em-up + fancy hearing cake.
Also this thread is starting to sound like a pothead's todo list.
no absolutely not. fat and cream, just no.
sushi rice cooked with copious amounts of liquor. (I call it liquorrice)
Liquor makes people stupid, so no.
Beef jerky and cheese dip.
My arteries are dying.
Boiled Tomato and sugar.
OW MY HEART ATTACK'D
Brownies and bong hits.
It's not bad.
Salmon and beef.
only when it's raw.
catnip and citris (orange, lemon, clemitine, anything)
I once made instant coffee with Mountain Dew instead of water.
It made a weird foam at the top.
???
Cheese and cotton.
Well, >>20, let me tell you something, this is really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be markedby the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, Anonymous, should just stick with today's special.
Beef bowl and extra onions.
I lived in Hong Kong for 5 months and never ever went to Yoshinoya. Because it looked as if it sucked, seriously. Unfortunately, university cafeteria probably sucked worse...
pickled carrots? (take carrots, put in vinegar for long time)
If it's anything like pickled garlic or pickled cucumbers, I guess it's okay with me.
Steak (well-done) + rubber tire.
There's a difference?
vodka + raw eggs + tabasco sauce.
I find the advance to a triple combo distasteful---but I'd give it a try anyway,
Butter + Bacon
Everything is good with butter!
Tomato soup + strawberries.
This is one combination that butter could not revive.
Strawberry Milk + Shiitake mushroom risotto
I don't know what risotto is and I refuse to google it. Pass.
Fava beans + A nice chianti + Human Liver
I'm ignoring the third item since I also find the triple combo distasteful, but beans with chianti?! No way.
Steamed dumplings and sand.
... Risotto is elitist-quality rice, by the way.
Well, it depends on the amount of sand. If we're talking sandlogged dumplings, no, but maybe a little bit would be good.
Chicken + Eggs
wonderful food for the destructionist philosopher. The question which came first is finally resolved by having them come into your mouth together. Altogether very tasteful.
fried potato slices with parmesano cheese?
A delicious puree.
Peach cobbler + cockroaches.