>>13 is the main character
>>20 is the main character's best friend
>>71 is the bad guy
>>30 states the plot
>>100 writes the book
>>80 illustrates the cover of the book
everyone else contributes in whatever ways they want to such as: thinking up ideas for the plot, and character development, and writing sections of the book.
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole main character thing.
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F. O. E.
The reluctant hero is a staple of good fiction.
LET IT CONTINUE!
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole Daddy Cool thing.
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So what do we do until the book is done?
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） uho! ii otoko
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やらないか?
（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Age Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Age, so I would like to Age it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Age Threads".
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Let's get 100 by NaNoWriMo!
Suggestion for opening paragraph -
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
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This is a fast-paced action story about kung-fu fighting. Those cats are fast as lightning.
It's a little frightening, but they fight with expert timing.
The bad guys are funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown. The heroes will chop them up and chop them down using that ancient Chinese art.
SPOILER
The girl dies in chapter 5.
Okay so let me try and get this straight so far:
It's a dark and stormy night in London when Standard 4-ch User, who has been suddenly transformed in his bed into a moe girl, reluctantly teams up with her best buddy Takakazu Abe - beloved by fans for his interjection of "Nii-san! Yaranaika?" 10 times per paragraph- to set things right. With their kung fu fighting skills, they battle funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown as they pursue the mastermind of it all, >>71. But in a stunning plot twist Standard 4-ch User dies in chapter 5 and Takakazu Abe becomes the main character, continuing the quest in order to avenge his fallen friend, who he never did get to do it with.
Also DADDY COOL is in there somewhere.
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（ ﾟ ｍﾟ） I'm not really into the whole being a girl who dies thing.
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The whole chapter 3 is a flashback.
chapter 2 is 500 pages long
Chapter 4 is -497 pages long.
Chapter 6 is 5 pages longer than chapter 3 and 8 pages shorter than twice the remainder of the length of chapter one divided by 8.
The first edition is hardbound and printed on high quality paper. The main body text is set in 13pt Adobe Jenson Pro.
There is no title! We can't make a book without a title, please provide one in the next post!
Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23
heehee, but what you weren't expecting was that right around the corner would be a crack dealer dealing some crack.
Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
>>>71 is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
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thanks it isnt funny until its on the wiki
also it's good that you got that "it is a mystery" emoticon from SA or i wouldn't know what emotion to feel!!!!!!!!!
Grandpa is actually Standard's Grandson. That means that Standard's Junior's brother! Mittens is the love interest so Junior and Standard fight over her until Standard goes to THE REI'S DINER where rei slips a gender reversing potion into his drink. The next morning he awakes to find that he is a girl and goes over to Takakazu Abe's house. The 2 travel down to THE REI'S DINER where they find D A D D Y C O O L and his biker friends VIPPING it up. D A D D Y C O O L tell's Standard that Rei transformed into a giant dragon-penguin and flew to the >>71's Liar, The Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23, which was ironically not a mountain at all but a huge hole that led to the very core of the earth itself...
The entire book is written in Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse.
Hi, it's >>100 again. I just wanted to add that the book is going to be four letters long.
kthxbai
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There will be cake at the end.
>>71's body will not be found, so we may re-use him in part 24.
2^6 get
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
dongs.
Arudou Debito is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.
sugee wwwwwwwww
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、 ヾ(⌒ヽ ⌒⌒);;）／,
、＼(⌒ゝ;(⌒ヾ ∧＿∧ ⌒）／）) .,＜I'm not into the whole running away from
（(⌒-丶(;;;(⌒ゝ;;(⌒(（( ﾟ ｍﾟﾉ'つ ,⌒⌒);;;;;））)⌒) explosions thing.
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ゞ (⌒⌒=─ ＜../（⌒）ゝ ─=⌒⌒)ノ;;ノ;;;::)
（(⌒≡＝─. し´ ─＝≡⌒)丿;;丿ノ
Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23
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hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the kusaba script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled kusaba scripts, I just want to create my own chan, something that has not been introduced into the chan world..
>>77
I want this entire post made the new 'silly anonymous' title for DQN.
thread ruined, lol
Quick, somebody update the wiki with this important news!
Is this anything like Hawaii 5-0?
One Hundred Sexy Girls
It worked great!
Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23
By >>55
Chapter 1
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. Thus it was when Standard 4-ch user awoke from uneasy dreams to found himself transformed in his bed into a moe girl. She had no time to ruminate on this unusual development before Takakazu Abe burst into the room, and cried "Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika? Nii-san! Yaranaika?" as he launched a flying kick at the window, shattering it and fatally injuring the funky Chinaman attempting to pry it open fron the outside.
**Publisher's note: Due to ongoing financial difficulties, Takakazu Abe's subsequent interjections in every paragraph have been omitted from this edition of Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23. We beg your understanding, and recommend that you purchase the DQN Press hardcover edition of Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23 for the full Mountian of Death and Suffering Part 23 experience.
Bleeding from 17 cuts caused by the shards of glass now covering the room, Standard 4-ch user roused herself from bed and walked over to the mirror to begin fondling her new breasts. "I'm not really into the whole being a girl thing, but I could get used to this," she mused.
"You look different, Nii-san. Yaranaika?" Abe observed.
"It must have been that bastard Junior," Standard said. "I bet he slipped something into my drink at that shady diner we went to last night. I'm not really into the whole going for drinks at a diner thing, but Mittens insisted."
The two got into their mecha and headed to THE REI'S DINER in Funky Chinatown, leaving a swath of destruction in their wake.
Chapter 2
As the two entered funky Chinatown, their mecha were accosted by funky Chinamen. But they fired heat-seeking missiles and rendered the funky Chinamen into thin smears on the pavement. They continued on unhindered.
Standard 4-ch user and Abe entered the diner to find ＤＡＤＤＹＣＯＯＬ sitting at the bar, surrounded by a crowd of VIPPERS. The hostess was nowhere in sight, but the corpse of a large onigiri lay disemboweled on one table, its face twisted in pain. Several of the VIPPERS were feasting on its entrails.
Abe went over, mounted the corpse and began thrusting while Standard steeled her delicate self against the gruesome sight, then pushed her way through the crowd to converse with ＤＡＤＤＹＣＯＯＬ. "hello im daddycool the VIPPER join my community of VIPPERS if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of VIP QUALITY," the net idol greeted her cordially.
"I'm not really into the whole secret area of VIP QUALITY thing," Standard said, flashing a 10000 yen bill. "But I need information."
ＤＡＤＤＹＣＯＯＬ took the bill and slipped it into his pants. "teh rei transformed into a giant dragon-penguin and flew off somewhere," he told Standard.
"Thanks, that was very specific and helpful," Standard replied. She left and got into her mecha.
Abe, having finished with the corpse of the onigiri, went over to ＤＡＤＤＹＣＯＯＬ and pulled out ten 10000-yen bills. "I'd like the special service," he said.