I'm going to put one of the emergency mittens on my cock and fuck the threadlist.
I sneak into the shadows to surprise >>39 and ejaculate into their open eye.
Using an encrypted wireless channel, I communicate to >>42 that my solder joints are hardening.
I stick my tongue into >>43's ass and wiggle it like an epileptic child watching Pokemon.
I stick my tongue into >>44's urethra and wiggle it like an epileptic Pokemon.
I put on my robe and wizard hat and turn >>45 into a gay Pokemon.
I put on my robe and wizard hat and turn >>53 into an 8-month-old fetus waiting to be torn from the womb and babyfucked.
I salute, then dry hump >>54, the president of the united states of america.
I wave gingerly at >>55 from a safe distance, conscious of where his willy has been
(-_-メ) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
By the rules of this thread >>64 must be the piggy-babe. I cling to >>64's underbelly suckling his piggy balls and rubbing my stomach against his two foot long erection until his steaming ejaculate collides with my own, giving rise to perfectly synchronised gasps of bestial pleasure as >>63's tiny rodent proves once and for all that pigs have an incredibly sensitive anal G-spot.
With >>69, I engage in a widely expected and highly appropriate sexual activity, that if I did not mention would leave me subsequently admonished for not acknowledging.
This action is, of course, nipple-tweaking.