Who pissed in your cheerios?
Who took a dump on your birthday cake?
Who smeared snow inside your mittens?
WHO put the bomp in the bomp-a-bompa-bomp?
WHO put the ram in the ramalama-ding-dong?
Who flattened your nuts with a ball-peen hammer?
Who made this crappy thread?
I did. What's it to you, bub?
Who found you distasteful and took you off the map?
Who shat in your butter churn?
Who devoured your gonads with a pinch of salt?