CTRL+V THREAD! [part 4] (999)

1 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 03:39

In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 04:06

(・∀・)

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 06:41

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 07:55

Another murderer seemingly influenced by Japanese pornography and anime was Tsutomu Miyazaki, a.k.a., "the Little Girl Murderer." As a boy, Miyazaki was physically challenged and he thus developed into a loner who thrived on fantasy and comic books. Highly sexed, he moved on to child pornography and reportedly collected thousands of videos, as well as Japanese anime, or live action films based on cartoons. Apparently, he was influenced by horror films, especially the series of "Guinea Pig" films, and there is speculation that the second one in that series became a model for one of his murders.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 08:30

Fuck, I missed the CTRL+V thread rollover again.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 11:09

Y'awl might axin me why I be writin dis way. Y'awl might tink ma fambly didn't gib me a gud upbringin. Y'awl might say Ah be a no-count, woebegone yaller dawg fit for nothin but taters and chittlins. What be wrong wid yo innards and book-learning, Y'awl might be axing?

Run that paragraph by your intellectual multiculturist at one of our universities. Ask him to comment on the language or dialect. Five will get you ten he'll perk up and say, "Why that's black English; I'd know it anywhere!" But it t'aint. It is as white of an English as you can get.

According to David H. Fischer's book, Albion Seed, in 1773, Philip Fithian, from New Jersey, went to Richmond Virginia to teach at Nomini Hall. In his journal, he told how Northerners said, "I am," "You are," "She isn't," and "I haven't," whereas Virginians, "even if high rank", preferred to say "I be," "You be," "She ain't and "I hain't." The Virginian dialect, Fithian discovered, even had its own vocabulary: afeared for afraid, cater-cornered for crooked, chomp for chew, disremember for forget, and a host of similar substitutions.

Virginians tended to add syllables to words and embellish vowels such as: ha-alf for half, puriddy for pretty and wah-a-tah-mill-i-an for watermelon. They also had a way of softening consonants: sebem for seven, chimbly for chimney, mo for more and wid for with.

These Virginia speech patterns were not invented in America. They were derived from a family of regional dialects spoken throughout the south and west of England during the 17th century in the counties such as Sussex, Surrey, Hampshire, Dorset, Devon, Wiltshire, Oxford and Gloucester. By the late eighteenth century, these words had all but disappeared from polite usage. Fischer says, "In the twentieth century, words like dis or dat were rarely heard in any part of rural England, but they persisted among poor whites and blacks in the American South."

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 13:46

You would think participants might actually be happy, though, that Earth Day was called on account of snow and not sweltering temperatures. At least now they can claim victory. They've broken the back of global warming so decisively that Edmonton is now 25 degrees below normal for this time of year. Their dire warnings during the last 10 Earth Days have been heeded and the planet pulled back from the edge of the precipice. Whew!

But I doubt there will be any celebrations. Indeed, one of the reasons "global warming" morphed into "climate change," beginning a couple of years ago, was so any weather extreme could be interpreted as an omen of impending doom.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 16:53

"One day, high above Arizona, we were monitoring the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. 'Ninety knots,' ATC replied. A twin Bonanza soon made the same request. 'One-twenty on the ground,' was the reply. To our surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was. 'Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,' ATC responded.

    The situation was too ripe. I heard the click of Walter's mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, Walter startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace. In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied, 'Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.' We did not hear another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast."

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 19:59

Edgar Quinet

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 20:26

The notorious Cyan Helkaraxe could only be called an engineer by those who would call Dr. Eggman a scientist; partially accurate, but by no means the whole story...

Cyan is a rodent of wide interests, who has applied his unique talents to many fields; especially in electronics, machine-level programming, and music. He is most well known to the wider world for his early and essential work -- which led to his place on the (now discontinued) SSRG -- creating hacking and editing utilities for the Sonic ROMs, for use in the emulation scene.

His unique talents have been showcased on his own two previous web sites - firstly, the Underground Zone, where he was the first to take a violently pro-Sonic Underground stance on the net - and then Sonic Server, a gaffa-tape home-foam Linux box designed solely to hold the things too weird for emulationzone.org. Of note among these are Cyan's collection of fan art - not to be missed by lovers of wobbly mouse lines!

In person, Cyan is a mild and unobtrusive rodent, who seeks only to do his good work to an unsuspecting world. This mildness lasts right up to the point where someone mentions Windows.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 20:27

Bane is best described as a fantasy obsessive, spending his time playing RPGs, reading SF novels and watching anime; his mind permanently floating in a kind of romantic haze, from which he emerges only rarely, when Cyan tells him to make the tea. Why Cyan does not invest in a tea urn is beyond the scope of this discussion (and possibly of comprehension).

His current obsession changes with his mood, but an edited shortlist of his non-hedgehog interests would include Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Highlander, and several others. As you can see, there is little room in his head for reality.

On top of this, he would be the first to describe himself as a yaoi-boy, has a tendency to totally ignore gender distinctions, and a taste for the kinky. Unbridled romanticism only makes it worse.

Bane is occasionally considered an artist. This may be due to a newly discovered mental condition dubbed malumania. Conversely, it may be nothing more than his tendency to wear black roll-neck sweaters and say anything that comes into his fuzzy head. He inhabits the same sort of wiry monitor nest that Cyan does.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 20:29

"Basically, the attractiveness of a thrashing oily metal remote-controlled hentai tentacle dildo hose (I'm sure you'll have no problems visualising it) is primarily governed by the ridge count. However, though RPI became the term of choice, there are plenty of other aspects to evil penetrative devices that can affect their overall desirability. Tell them, Amy!"

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 20:41

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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:28

WHERE IS THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS??

DON'T KILL ME, GRAVY!!!

16 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:12

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17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 11:26

What is the color of your blood?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 19:05

CONCENTRATED URINE CREAM

How do you achieve it?

Leave out the container with your urine potion open and it will evaporate even further into an organic crystaline-like brownish-black cream.

Use the cream in extreme cases of healing, as it is EVEN more potent than the concentrated evaporated potion.

This can be applied topically on the gums or teeth, but should probably not be ingested internally.

Send me any questions you might have!

URINE IS THE TRUTH EVERYONE!

love,

tsetsi

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 19:45

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 22:57

Financial accounting, ca. 2008

Passed on from a colleague.....

There are two sides of the balance sheet: the left side and the right side.

On the left side, there is nothing right...

And on the right side, there is nothing left.

Easy!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 23:32

the only reason those with objections went with the majority decision was due to group suppression of judgment.

22 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 23:39

19:20 DiKKy JOB INTERVIEWS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:07

The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:39

What color is your blood

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 01:27

VABOE v. Barnette

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 14:20

I slid smoothly into the class in third place on the waitlist, bronze medal.

27 Name: (ミ・ิД・ิ) : 1993-09-5350 15:59

Above all, we cannot play ducks and drakes with a native battery of idioms which prescribes egregious collocations of vocables as the Basic put up with for tolerate, or put at a loss for bewilder .

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 17:06

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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 17:59

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 18:38

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31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 19:37

When I first got my Samsung 226BW LCD monitor, I thought it was awesome, but it was crazily bright, like a nuclear explosion. So I turned the brightness and contrast down and it was not too bad for several weeks. But then it started to seriously hurt my eyes and give me headaches every day. I tried changing every setting I could. It reduced the pain, but it still was pretty bad and wouldn't stop. So even though I loved everything else about the monitor, I had to give it up and go back to my 17" CRT. Now my eyes don't hurt and I don't have headaches anymore. I did a little googling and I found out that there is a fucking fluorescent light bulb behind every LCD monitor. Geeze I wish someone woulda told me that before I bought one of these fucking things.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 20:00

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33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:06

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 01:39

>>33 I posted that and the bitch suffocated me anyway.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 06:24

get a feel for what production and layout looks like on Thursdays.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 07:29

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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 10:47

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38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 14:37

Yeah, they're just a bus ride away :)

Only annoying thing is I have to get my 3ds Max chops back after some 6 years of deftly avoiding it...

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 14:46

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40 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5351 19:35

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 21:42

> just don't read SICP, because it's really heavy on the math-side of things.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 21:52

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 22:40

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44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 23:01

Captain John Stapp in his rocket sled experiments in the late 1940s/early 1950s routinely experienced 18G in the "eyeballs in" position, and 30G in "eyeballs out" deceleration as the sled stopped. The peak force he survived was around 45G. (Black-eyed, bloodshot, bruised, with the occasional cracked rib and generally beat up, but survived.)

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 03:22

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46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 03:24

いただきます(´艸`)

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気まぐれツマミ食い!
年明けは新しい出会いで迎えましょう♪
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47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 03:31

How the weather mocks Flannery. He's flooded in Sydney, where he predicted drought, and snowed in in Canada when he predicted heat.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 03:34

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