I'm back in my little hometown and have been out at the local pub tonight with my old schoolfriends. It's weird to see how they've all changed over the years, since I only really see them this time each year nowadays. It's weirder to see little kids I used to see at school, now old enough to drink and boy are they making the most of it

I came in only a little drunk and I'm in bed, I just recorded a whispered take of "It's Crowded On The Balcony", that old DQN poem. Just because...

I'm looking forward to seeing what satan's brought me but first I must masturbate