Pardon me, but I heard you mention a menu. One would presume that whatever is on that menu is actually served here, and has yet to be correctly guessed given the legions of unfed customers. May I see the menu please?
CURSES
I'll get you for this.
∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ I'd like some questionable sushi with violent fugu sashimi, please!
Hello, is this a place where I can get some food?
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! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i 乂-‐ −! i What a silly question.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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I'm starving! Give me some mushu please
How come you aren't out of responses?
ha, bitch got told.
( ゚ ヮ゚) So tell me Rei, what made you set up your diner here in the Elitist Superstructure?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Was it the mittens?
( ゚ ヮ゚) It was the mittens, wasn't it!
∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ Uhm, those are my fluffy cheeks, Rei. They're so fluffy that I cuddle with them at nights!
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i 乂-‐ −! i They have difficulty using chopsticks.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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( ゚ -゚) I just Googled and realized something after all this time.
( ゚ -゚) I thought Espeon was just some guy who wanted to show us his Pokeymans.
( ゚ -゚) instead, Espeon IS his Pokeymans.
( ゚ -゚) Barkeep? May I have something to commemorate this momentous discovery?
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(゚、 ƪ)☞ I find this "discovery" of yours rather unimpressive. Do not accommodate this man, Ms. The.
( ⌒-⌒) She'll be back.
I'm just going to wait here until some food materializes in front of me.
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! ! 人|,.iノl_ノ) O hohohohohohohoho.
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== THE REI'S AMUSED ==
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i 乂-‐ −! i No, Espeon. You are the Pokeymans.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ And then Espeon was Gangstachu.
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/ \ノゝ ...and anyway, we're all out of self-conscious sandwiches.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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Dearest self-conscious sandwich,
I want to say that I am in love with you. Your delicious taste is second only to your delicious consciousness. As a sandwich, you must know how important this is, both to you and me.
You might be unavailable for purchase at this fine dining establishment, but your heart will always come first. I simply cannot not miss you.
With love,
( ˃ ヮ˂)
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i 乂-‐ −! i I hate you all.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ Uh, excuse me, it doesn't look like you have m*any* customers. You might want to lift that silly tripcode policy, you know.
Err, just saying! No offense meant!
One flocafe biscolato freddo please!
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i 乂-‐ −! i I don't speak Italian, kiddo.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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=〔~∪ ̄ ̄〕
= ◎――◎
( ≖‿≖) May I please have a chocolate sundae with extra sprinkles?
(・∀・)つH Never mind that, Rei. How about cosplaying Cirno for us?
http://youtu.be/0LnXd9mFVgM OH MY GOD IS THIS SQUEEKS? I BET THIS IS THE SQUEEKS! EEEEE!
"oAo" is an upside-down monaface!
And his profile is both pink and green! If only he used a bit softer shades of original and alternate colours of espeons' fur! I think #99E1A2 & #E199D8 or #EAFEEA & #FEEBFE would be the best. The former are less eye-straining, readable and pretty close to the fur; the latter are really-really soft and calming. This way anyone would spend HOURS on his page! (and this is what contemporary internet is about)
Overall, Squeeks-san is totally sugoooooi♥
Colour pairs for reference:
http://www.color-hex.com/color/99e1a2
http://www.color-hex.com/color/feebfe
( ゚ -゚) How the hell did I miss?..
I'm really sorry about this, Rei. I'm really sorry for this mistake, everyone. I beg for your forgiveness. I'm sorry for ever being born!
>>793
And Squeeks is using an upside-down face because he's in Ozstrailya. It's really very clever.
...uh, Rei, I'd like to order a brief pause to acknowledge this amazing fact then a return to our previously scheduled food service entertainment.
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i 乂-‐ −! i And get the hell out, >>793,794, you butt. You're shedding all over the place.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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(・∀・)つH Anything to bask in your presence, Miss Nineball.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Can I have an 800 GET please?
One bottle of faggot juice please.
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i 乂-‐ −! i HEY MARTY, ZI――
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ Okay wow, it's been a long time since Marty worked here.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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/∵∴∵∴\
../∵∴∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴|
|∵∵/ ○ \|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | __|__ | It's also been a long time since Zima jokes were funny.
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== Marty's ==
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How are you today, Rei?
Listen here, Rei: I'm not invisible! I'm ( ˃ ヮ˂), the loveable mitten enthusiast and I DEMAND to know how you are feeling today!
Where is my faggot juice? You won't see me unless I get my faggot fix.
( ⌒-⌒) Heyyyyy Reiiiiii
( ⌒-⌒) I want a fart burger to go.
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i 乂-‐ −! i Where do you want it to go?
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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(´ε` )♡ Oh, Rei. You so funny.
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i 乂-‐ −! i Pay me then get out.
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== THE REI'S GET OUT ==
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Pack up your tits, babe, and move in with me.
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i 乂-‐ −! i I'm sorry, we're all out of moving.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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Rei, I just want to fall asleep in your arms after we have some great sex. When do you get off work?
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i 乂-‐ −! i I have never not been on the job, invisiperv.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ Ain't even sorry.
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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i 乂-‐ −! i That's right, boys.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ >>821 is what I really look like.
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== THE REI'S HAWT ==
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ew! i always thought rei would be cute :(
Hey Rei, how are you today?
( ・-・) I'd like to order a freshly decapitated puppy, please.
Can I have a cheessbehrgair?
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i 乂-‐ −! i I've been making faces at you the whole time.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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(( ・-・) I want to eat a butt.
( ・ωメ) Gimme a bacon double cheeseburger and hold the PTSD.