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(ہۧ ٮ ہۧ) I don't know what I'm doing
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the Grandpa thread went completely shitsplat?
( LΦ`) I remember seeing Rob Zombie's "Werewolves of the S.S."
( LΦ`) Nicholas Cage made a great Fu Manchu.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before you destroyed civilization with all those C4 Clonepas?
( LΦ`) You're terminal.
(EΝE) Grandpa, where are we from?
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|@₯ิΦ₯ิ) It's Gnome-virtual-terminal!
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|@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Actually it's because that would impede gun rights in the long run.
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( LΦ`) Isn't there a Burger King meal waiting for you somewhere, Dr. Fartpants?
( LΦ`) What do you mean, Melouine?
(EΝE) You did it again. Looks like I will have to send you to a sanitarium because you are either schizophrenic or have Alzheimer's disease.
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(EΝE) Grandpa! Grandpa! Tell me a story!
( LΦ`) We used to release energy like there was no tomorrow.
( LΦ`) And now there is.
(ΎLΦ`) I'm a dog
( LΦ`) All I can see of you is your head.
(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE)(EΝE) No! They're me and I'm keeping them!
( E-E) Keep telling yourself that
( E-E) Think you're so smart with your cigarettes and metaphors? Two can play at that game!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, how did you smoke for so many years and not die of cancer?
( LΦ`) You do that.
( LΦ`) I'm going out for a beer or five.
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( LΦ`) Jello Pudding.
( LΦ`) No, I don't owe you a damn thing.
( LΦ`) Talk to your dad, if you can find him.
(EΝE) You know Dad left me with you so he could live out his dream of eating at least one meal in every Burger King on Earth.
(EΝE) Last I heard, he was working his way through Chicago.