>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>849 corrects people that say "GNU/Linux" by saying "GNU, Linux, X, and many other essential components are part of a modern OS, and Linux as a collective term works well enough."
>>853 promised himself to spend Christmas alone, but went to DQN nonetheless.
>>856 goes to parties cosplaying as Sailor Moon--whether they are costume parties or not.
>>856 goes to parties cosplaying as Sailor Moon, without shaving his Unix beard before.
>>858 Invented a beard that can change its own shape with robotic hair.
>>860 believes that he's "VIP quality" just because he knows where the secret area of VIP quality is.
>>861 relies on his own judgement to decide whenever something is VIP quality or not.
>>864 Played every NES game with the Power Glove to see what doesn't work. After he did that, he got his Famicom to NES adapter to see what would happen with Famicom exclusive games.
>>866 Used an LJN Rollin' Rocker to control a Linux beard, the result was that the Unix beard shaved itself.
>>867 has been declared a hostile foreign power by the CIA after building a working, armed replica of the tank from Master Blaster.
>>868 Has a Gibson Flying V guitar that actually flies, up to mach 2.2 at an altitude of 90,000 feet.
>>869 killed himself, believing he would go to Gensokyo and meet an unnamed book-reading youkai.
>>871 Attached a microchip to his brain so he can control machinery without even pushing a button or giving a voice command.
>>874 is John C. Brandstetter, longing to recapture the good old days of *zark*ing FEKA goons.
>>875 can't really believe in himself. But he'd really love to.
>>876 Loved Top Gun and After Burner games so much, he built a jet that looks like an F-14 Tomcat. However, his look alike is capable of vertical takeoff, stealth, and reaches speeds of Mach 3.5.
>>877 has built a device which predicts coming changes in the Japanese economy by sniffing used schoolgirl panties with a robotic nose.
When an anime company releases something that >>878 doesn't like, he hacks the Nikkei to lower the stock price to 1 yen per share.
>>879 hacked the big wall displays at the New York Stock Exchange to say "AVAST YE SWABS, BANK OF AMERICA IS GOING UNDER," causing the 2007 sub-prime mortgage crisis and subsequent economic dislocations.
>>880 contents himself with hacking airport information systems so that all flights with non-prime numbers will show on all screens as being cancelled.
>>881 is a cartography nerd, and currently accepting corrections for his 1:1024 scale map of the United States.
>>884 Makes fan games that feature NES characters, however, the levels they are in are insanely difficult.
>>887 complains to every web-sight that didn't black out today.
>>888 can remember the first 400 digits of pi, but not the location of the g-spot.
>>889 Built a copy of the GoldenEye laser. When it fires, another one of his inventions causes every TV station to say "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAHZOR!"
>>890 is so afraid of social contact that he avoids playing online games.
>>891 Is a Real Drive otaku that has dinner with his darling waifu, and it is an enormous McDonald's burger.
>>894 Calls Lina Inverse his waifu.
He does this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dinner-with-waifu-otaku-dates
And he brings 30 kilograms of food to the table.
>>895 contributes financially to the Modern Cheezburger Society of Internet Culture.
>>896 Hates a certain youtube game reviewer, so he created "Locomotive Breath Gamer Reviews" to make fun of him.
>>898 is able to recite every game over speech from every Metal Gear game.
>>900 refused to seize the 900GET because he was afraid it might make us think he was even more nerdy than he actually is.
>>901 makes his own chatbots, in order to feel less lonely without actually having to converse with other humans.
>>902 makes chatbots that talk to one another, so that he won't have to.
>>903 masturbates to Microsoft Comic Chat comics of bots talking with one another because finding doujins to wank off to is something he doesn't wish to get involved in.
Whenever there is a power outage, >>904 plays Hunt the Wumpus by candlelight using punch cards.
>>908 is trying his best to organize Massive Multiplayer Offline game of DnD.
>>911 doesn't suffer from Asperger's Syndrome--he enjoys every moment of it.
>>912 has written a 700,000 word essay on his interpretation of the Touhou canon. Four of its readers promptly erected a shrine to him; the other one deconstructed his arguments in great detail on Nico Nico Douga.
>>913 knew everything about every MLP incarnation by heart long before FiM and bronies was a thing.
>>914 cosplays while writing Visual Novel modes for Emacs under an anaglyphic virtual terminal using the power glove and 3D glasses.
>>916 has sold his stove to buy more RAM. He cooks his meals on his CPU heatsink instead.
>>918 was afraid that people would realize that he was a nerd, were he to use the correct word, "snork".
>>919 loved the old "Snorks" cartoons when he was a kid, almost as much as the "Smurfs." And still writes elaborate fanfiction about both, thirty years later.
>>921 built a Babbage Engine in a cave, using a box of scraps.
>>922 Built a scale model of Arkham City that was so precise, the game's programmers were jealous of it.
>>923 Saw the movie "Human Centipede" and the created a Human Millipede.
>>924 made 2/3 of posts in The previous poster is a computer (ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1330541296).
>>928's idea of fun is discovering and abusing bugs in game physics engines, then uploading footage of them to YouTube.
>>931 liked them better when they were the darkest corners of CERN back in the day.
>>933 is a proud owner of http://dqn.bbs/
>>934 clicked that link and was disappointed that it did not lead to a whole new world of DQNity.
>>935 has no need for a DNS server, as he simply memorises all the IP addresses he needs to visit.
>>936 memorizes all the required IP addresses as a full 32-bit number.
[Is it bad that I still remember the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead?]
>>937 still remembers the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead. Which isn't bad, but it's very nerdy.
>>938 counted Sir Lancelot's bounty during his assault on Swamp Castle.
>>943's doorbell plays a random file from his MP3 collection. In order to ensure true randomness in the selection algorithm, he has it hooked up to a plutonium source in the basement.
>>944 Programmed a script that will automatically create a 3rd nerd thread the moment this thread reaches 999 posts.
>>946 Created a form of knee surgery so that people who took an arrow to the knee can once again become adventurers.