>>441
Uh huhuhuhuhuhu I gatz a gurlfrond and I gotz a faecbuk adn I amz popular with peoplz because eye gatz a social life dan I still fock bitches an shyt nigger. I'm betar dan everybody hear and I'll bitch about my problems becuse I'm a stupid piece of dog shit that needs to point out how much better I am than erybudy uh huhuhuhuhuhuh.
>>443
Do whatever you want.
>>448
The day after my girlfriend left I relieved my remaining sexual tension by spending the day masturbating. The fantasies included gangbanging another man's wife on her wedding day without her knowledge, fucking my ex-girlfriend on top of my tied-up girlfriend, and fucking an underage girl as her mother forces her into a threesome.
>>450
Motivate me for going back to work tomorrow.
>>451
http://i.imgur.com/Y7jE4.png
>>453
link to the first porn video you remember watching.
>>452 http://xhamster.com/movies/476375/bbw_roberta.html
>>454 don't worry about it
>>454
I wanna pilot a helicopter! Like, one of those huge military transport choppers I've seen on my Top Trumps cards! And once I get my hands on it, I'll customise it into a flying camper van and go on holidays wherever I want to without expensive plane tickets and hotel bookings!
>>456
Describe your favourite PC game.
>>455
That game has a bad end where your cousin dies and a good one where your bride gets shot during the wedding. After beating the game you can easily acquire a t-shirt with Statue of Liberty and commit suicide as a free man (in-game, on your own discretion), then uninstall the game and try to get over this depressive 'aftertaste' by getting drunk (AFK, on your own discretion).
>>457
What popular videogame I just spoiled? (Hint: it's a console port)
>>455
A ship you were sleeping on makes a narrow escape from a world destroyed but a religeous alien armada by making a blind jump through slipspace. Where they came out, they don't know. But after being followed by the armada you and your shipmates are forced to jump ship and crash land on a strange ringworld. The aliens follow you and seem to think they can use the secrets of this ringworld as a weapon. All you know is that you have to stop the aliens from unlocking secrets of the ringworld, as doing so would mean both the aliens, the Humans, and all life in the known Universe would become nothing more...than food.
Know what game I'm talking about?
>>457
Draw Giko on paper, take a photo, then post it.
>>457
Oi, mate! Someone gotsa hit f5 more often.
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img10131.jpg
Here ya go. Tools: no-name notepad (apparently made in Germany), Faber-Castell pencil 1.0 B, Olympus E-P1 with Pancolar 1.8/50 MC lens (M42 screw thread).
>>459
>>456 still doesn't know what game he enjoyed playing. Help him out.
I don't actually own any consoles except for a Sega Master System, so I would say my favourite is 'The Ninja'. You play a dude wearing a blue vest and he chucks rice at ninjas to save the princess. Later you can upgrade to shuriken and this helpsin defending the large hordes of ninja who attack you.
>>461
Make a new thread on http://4-ch.net/love/
>>460
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1326265053/
>>462
Post a question in my thread
>>468 We were 6 and used to hold hands in class, and she lived round the corner from me. This one time I stole a kiss right on her lips but she wasn't too impressed. I was obsessed with her till I was 13, I used to look out my window with my telescope to see if i could see her in her window but I never could. It wasn't till I was 11 that I learned she'd moved away when she was 8 cos she was getting bullied at school. It was news to me. She came back to the same high school as me when we were 13 and it made my heart flutter still if I saw her in the hall. I got to do the canadian barn dance with her at the xmas dance that year but she seemed disinterested. She randomly added me on facebook a couple of years ago and i found it rather funny, she's now your common variety fake-tanned wasted-at-weekends chubby tart. That said, it would be nice to bump into her sometime and see what she says.
Describe the girl of your dreams >>470
>>469
Shorter than I am, slim, cute face, short hair. Very sincere and kind. Not stupid, but not too cynical; she has a lot of hope for the world and dreams for herself. (Incidentally, I have a "wife," but it'd be best I not mention her. She's a minor character from Touhou.)
>>471
Tell us about one of your favorite experiences you've had with /dqn/, or something like that.
>>470 Well I love DQN to bits. I first discovered it about four and a half years ago when I stumbled across the Yoshinoya rant and wanted to find out where it came from, and the thread here came up on google. I can't think of any particular favourite experiences but I love the general feel of the place. I feel some sort of kinship with our small userbase, we must have some sort of connection in our way of thinking to come here and post. It's kinda fun too noticing different posters personalities and telling when they post - the rat-killing guy, the druggies, the kinky menstruation guy, and there was someone who used to post detailed descriptions about why various numbers were special but I haven't seen a post like that for ages....
I check here many times a day. I feel like I've learned a lot too - hmmm maybe "learn" is the wrong word but I've found lots of interesting stuff via the ctrl+v thread, the DQN Quality Videos thread and the Post Right Now thread. The latter is my favourite thread because I like to get an insight into what goes through your heads haha.
Actually, seeing those chewits arrive safely made me really happy, I've got a proper cheesy grin right now haha.
>>472 Hmmm bump the Yoshinoya thread I mentioned!
oops http://s18.postimage.org/k57kkl6nd/Photo_on_2012_01_27_at_20_40_2.jpg
>>478 you should jerk off too
I am unsure if it qualifies as an act I would like to commit, but I do so wish that suave gentleman >>482 would cast me down upon the bedsheets and ravish me with the fury of a hundred orangutans. In fact, I beseech him to take me now!
>>482
Take three spoonfuls of the gall of a barrow swine, three spoonfuls of hemlock juice, three spoonfuls of wild neep, three spoonfuls of lettuce, three spoonfuls of pape, three spoonfuls of henbane, three spoonfuls of eysyl, and mix them all together and boil them a little and put them in a glass vessel well stopped and put thereof three spoonfuls into a potel of good wine and mix it well together. Drink this and you will never have to worry about orangutile dysfunction ever again!
>>484
List your top ten favorite snacks.
>>483 hmmmmmm
that was difficult, and hardly in order, and there's probably better stuff i've forgotten. i have a sweet tooth haha
>>485 send a text message of encouragement or compliment or anything nice to anyone you like!
I demand >>489 speak in iambic pentameter in his reply and in at least one other post on DQN.
Oh no. What have this sillyphone done! I owe you a picture now.
>>493
Tell me what I must draw on the wall.
>>494
I meant the wall of the lounge room, you museless asshole. I'm not drawing a lounge in a lounge for someone like you.
>>506
A certain kitten is too shy about being bad at drawing whilst suffering from acute perfectionism. I'm working on it! I'm doing it. But you should draw it anyway, >>506! It might inspire me to do my best. Also, the weight of IOU is so insufferable that I almost ceased to post.
>>508
I demand that you make a photo of anything you want outdoors.
>>507 http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/largepic.asp?i=3534221&noPics=9&imgsrv=1¤t=3&make=NISSAN&model=SKYLINER34&trade=1
>>509 I demand a mattress sized hug pillow with a character that fits it.
>>511
http://i.imgur.com/MIhtM.jpg
>>513
I demand you list your five most recent bookmarks.
>>512
http://www.moepod.net/archive/20100809.php
http://www.moepod.net/supermodo
http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=qDDFECnARCaBlZm-FA-ABABC-d83a&u=2ed113baf9f7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_388602&src_vid=MjwmVjB73xw&v=jl-bqELepRM
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/lycra-acrylic-striped-thigh-highs
>>514
I demand that you post a brief anecdote regarding your childhood.
>>513
I may have told this before on 4-ch, but any anecdote worth telling is worth re-telling.
When I was 8, I was building a Lego pirate ship with a good friend from down the street. Our relations until that point had been nothing but amicable. I introduced him to my beloved stuffed seal friend, trusting he would share the joy of its acquaintance. Contrary to my expectations, he began making fun of it. I could not stand for such intolerance. Although he was a close friend, the seal was a closer one. Yet my demands of him to stop only egged him on, and he even began violently beating and swinging my poor seal friend around.
This was the last straw. A rage I had never known before filled my body. Normally a mild-mannered child, I suddenly felt that inhuman disconnect that enables men to murder. I tackled my friend and wrapped my fingers tightly around his neck and squeezed. At first he struggled and screamed at first, but I did not let go. His body went limp and he fell silent. Yet I continued to push my thumbs into his throat, unwilling to let go until I was sure he had perished.
Disturbed by the sudden seconds of silence, my mother ran in and saw what was happening. She pulled me off of him, he ran home, our mothers organized an apology between us. To my surprise he wasn't angry at all, in fact he seemed genuinely guilty, while I secretly felt pretty remorseless. We remained good friends until the day he asked me to lick his dick (but that's another story).
I later reasoned that I probably was not actually that close to killing him. Nonetheless, since that day, I have always lived with the haunting knowledge that I have the willingness to kill another human without remorse.
>>515
I demand that you post a brief anecdote regarding your teenagehood.
>>514
I live on a long dirt road in a forest that is privately owned. So there are no laws regarding who can drive what kind of vehicle what so ever. We had a van that was so shitty and busted that its only pourpose could have been to be crashed by kids learning to drive for the time. One time while I was practice driving up and down the road I took two of my friends, twins, with me. When I got to the end of the road one of them asked if he could drive. I said sure and he got in the drivers seat and I started to move to to go sit on the floor in the back with his twin. I was half way there when I realized that I was 16 and just now starting to learn how to drive and these guys were two years my junior. I froze, then slowy turned my head. "H-hey dude, you do know how to drive, right?"
He let out a joyous "NOPE!", raised his knee as high as it could go and stopped on the gas pedal as hard as he could. I and his brother flew to the back the van. I hit the top of my head on the back doors and landed face first on the floor. He was all over the road. My head was pounding. I could barely stand up. I yelled for him to straighten out, and he did. But in doing so he had set us on a course to go off the road and fall about 6 feet through air and into a creek. I staggered, fell, go up again, and threw myself into the front, landing on his lap, jamming the steering wheel as far to the right as I could and pushing the breaks with my other hand. We swirved to a halt right at the edge of it. I probably saved all our necks that day. And that is literally the only interesting thing that happened during my teenage yeas.
>>516
I demand you post a brief anecdote regarding your young adult days.
>>515
I had a fucked up sleep schedule and became a NEET for a while because of it. It's still kind of fucked up, but I can force myself into a normal one easier now...
>>517
I demand you end your sentences for the rest of the day with desu, desu! Online and offline, desu! Are you prepared for the challenge, desu?
>>516
Well, considering "the rest of the day" consists of the next seventeen minutes, I don't see why not desu.
>>518
I demand that you bump this thread with a new problem desu.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1311860434/l50
>>518
Leftover scraps from lunch with the ex. Novel and tobacco included:
http://imgur.com/CFI92
>>520
Tell me about your current state of consciousness. You may interpret that as broadly as you wish.
>>522 i am wearing a dark green Teenage Fanclub t-shirt, it has a yellow doodle of a billboard showing a power station. On top of that I have my black Cramps hoody, and I am wearing a sticker with my name on it (with a love heart dotting the "i") from the stupid anti-NEET taster class I was at today. I have two cute friendship bracelets my fiancé made on my wrist, one is a watermelon and one has love hearts on it. Lower down I am wearing boxer shorts with a trippy black and white design on them, a pair of socks with sharks on them, a pair of dark tights on top with a big hole cut out for my package, and a pair of rainbow knee socks on top of those. I cut my hair the other day and I did it badly so i have bald spots at the back, with a nice fringe though. It is all greasy and sticking up because I'm kinda sweaty from just walking a mile home wearing extra layers carrying a big rucksack. I'll shower in the morning because I keep getting a whiff of my semen-encrusted boxers, which I was self-conscious about at the jobseeking class.
>>524 Post a link to a song you have recently discovered and loved.
>>523
Too many to choose from, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRM3hrn0hM
>>525
Listen to it a bit.
>>526
Physically, I'm healthy. I'm lucky to have a high metabolism so I can get away with not exercising. I'm sure that habit will come back to bite me as I get older, though. Even now my lack of exercise is probably partly responsible for my exhaustion after work.
Mentally, I've overcome serious depression in the past. I'm okay now, but I still have problems with lack of motivation, self-absorption, and so on.
>>528
Diagnose me a cure!
>>529
I really like the less gimmicky ones, i.e. the ones where he's alone instead of with Mike.I guess my favourite is probably "Chronologically Confused about Bad Movie and Video Game Sequel Titles" or the TMNT ones, which aren't even all that much about video games.
>>531
I demand to know your favourite comedy sketch!
>>530
Philosophical Football by Monty Python. What can I say, I'm a sucker for big words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM
>>532
If you were alone in a dark room with no discernible means of escape and the acute knowledge of an unknown yet willing young girl lying naked on your bed, would you prioritize escape over sexual curiosity? Why or why not?
>>535
Does IRC count? If so, this was in my favorite IRC channel, #blackberrytoad on Freenode:
19:31 <Me> http://www.world2ch.org/images/w2ch/w2chcar.jpg
19:56 <@Stars> wwwwwwwwwwww
>>539
I demand to know how you feel when looking at this image:
http://www.moepod.net/IMG/50yen_none_unnamed.png
