[SCHADENFREUDE] Let's play a practical joke on >>14 [FUN] (26)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6713 23:18

>>2 The time of the joke
>>3-6 List of items required
>>7-12 Step by step instructions
>>13 Title of the joke
>>14 The target of the joke

2 Name: 2GET : 1993-09-6713 23:21

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 00:19

three bananas

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 00:34

A bottle of hot sauce

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 00:58

A hundred dollars worth of monkey feces

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 04:03

A can of deodorant

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 04:07

  1. Seduce >>14's girlfriend and/or pet monkey using the bananas and enlist her/its aid for the joke.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 04:11

2. Teach it how to use deodorant, and (this is critical) how not to use deodorant.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 06:50

3. Treat >>14 to dinner at a fine Mexican restaurant several times so as to give him a taste for spicy foods.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 10:00

Flirting is a way to feel good about yourself, because if the person flirts back it becomes a "Im still attractive". The problem is however how the flirting is being done.

If a person is going to a night club and flirting with people it is a problem in my eyes. More so if the partner is going without YOU.

On the flip side of it, you say you are in a long distance relationship and well people need to be constantly told of their likeness. Flirting is a way to do that, but in the heat of the moment flirting can lead to more things if both people want to... be it a conscious thing or a sub-conscious thing.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:05

4. Confuse >>14 by placing an unrelated post half way through the thread. When he isn't watching, take one of the bananas and smear it with a liberal brushing of monkey faeces.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 03:19

5. Show the bottle of hot sauce to >>14 and offer the banana. Explain it's a local delicacy, spicy banana. Once >>14 eats the banana, reveal that it was covered in monkey feces.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 04:39

The French Twist

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 04:55

Aw maaaan.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 05:07

Now let's play a joke on >>29!
>>15 The mastermind
>>16 Time of the joke
>>17-21 List of items required
>>22-27 Step-by-step instructions
>>28 Title of the joke
>>29 The chump

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 06:15

About 07:12, just after >>29 gets out of the shower

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