CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
algorithmically
What did that get me? 21 years of my right hand and softcore porn
All Fake Everything
You are banned! ;_;
You have been banned from /jp/ for the following reason:
Repeated abuse of the image field (avatars)
Your ban was filed on February 15th, 2012, and expires on February 22nd, 2012, which is 7 days from now.
fΠ»
Structure and Interpretation of CP
He is a fool and ever shall, Who writes his name upon a wall.
Yanno, Ifm pretty sick of folks constantly shitting on Black Americans. Donft like us? Donft want us? Donft respect us? KEEP OUR DAMN NAMES OUTCHA MOUF!
Are there any other Pokemon kin out there? I just identify so strongly with Cyndaquil, and itfs sort ofc lonely.
capelet
crystaltwinklebell:
Skrillex, and his music is so sexy and UNFFFFFFFFFFF. OMFG I missed him last year. T_______T I wish I hadnft. Ifm so making it this year if he comes back my way, and Ifll never forget it. Ifll go motherfucking APE SHIT and let loose and dance in the crowd without giving a fuck. Ifve dreamt about it.
sex with a blind judoka
So according to the DSM-V, "mental retardation" is going to be called "intellectual disability".
Ukrajnai Magyar Demokrata Szövetség
;w;
Masturbation: A nasty way to remind you that you are alone.
10 IR ch r 522
==============================
Wilhelm Reich and Ronald Laing were among the few conventionally
trained psychologists who recognised that human society is insane and
that what mainstream psychology classifies as neurosis or addiction is
in fact a healthy response from a sane organism to the stress of being
required to live in an insane civilisation while pretending it's not
an insane civilisation.
==============================
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who donft need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who donft need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
"Prepare me?" he repeated, a bit of doubt in his voice. It was well known that making love with a monster girl could be as exhausting as it was pleasurable, and fit or not he couldn't help wonder if his body could take it.
So every time I go to this bar there's a girl there who always looks pretty drunk and dances like crazy. Sometimes I see her bending over dancing in front of guys and she'll lick the floor. This is a really dirty bar by the way.. IIN?
she dont need no man till shes knocked up and wants child support no fuck that if a woman says she dont want a man then she dont want his money either
Why doesn't Batman just wrap his puckered sphincter around Joker's head, slowly lowering himself as his ravaged butthole envelops the Joker as he laughs, eventually sucking the Joker all the way up his colon, anal voring him and keeping Gotham safe forever.
i'm going to lie in bed and smell your pants and think about your bloody vagina
0ZRM3hrn0hM
width="88" height="31"
I've been in love with Goku from Dragon Ball since I was in my twenties and never found any cartoon character attractive before him. Now i'm really digging Ichigo from Bleach and my husband isn't jealous at all ;D
ǝ
China, north korea...what's the fucking difference. slopeheads and zipperheads and chinks and gooks. same thing. no difference. except the chinese have better looking pussies. AND BETTER TEA!!!
quit telling facebook what you "like" cause then i have to read about it. which gives me the creeps because it means you are conversing with a fucking marketing computer like it was alive and then the machine is ratting you out to me about it. i mean, it's fucking gay.
if that renowned and insistent atheist bill maher would just give in to that long denied urge to feel a black man's mighty penis deep inside his anus, he would toss out all this atheism nonsense and realize that the god of homo love awaits him and he would be an atheist no more. stop resisting, bill: give in to it; let the god of anal fulfillment put your frustrated emotions onto their intended pathway; the one that leads into the leather-bar bathroom, where dark apache dancers with huge shaved testicles await to whisk you into their Bathroom Broadway of Rectal Delights.
mitt romney does those cute little face moves for the cameras that clinton does. he's probly already jizzing onto the interns just to get warmed up for the white house.
for one hour and 48 minutes maria ozawa is attacked by tentacles in Tentacle Ecstacy and is never even CONSIDERED for an academy award. A solo performance unmatched in motion picture history. just her and the tentacles. and they are mean!!! Fuck Hollywood. If her performance wasnt already remarkable enough she did it with blurred genitals!
they played "Tentacles, Cum, and Cameltoes" at my wedding. there wasnt a dry eye, cock, or vulva in the entire church. even some asses were dripping splutter.
the pictures are fantastic.
spluttering to and fro ! hemmroids spluttering like new born afterbirth !did they just change the font he
And the silver cross around his chest uiiii!!! surely to make Snoop Dog jealous!!!... oh well but appart from that nice show so far..
I always feel pathetic when I go to bed, crying over wanting to be with my boyfriend,and then sleeping with his hoodie because thatfs all I have. This has been a common theme the past few nights.
In the city of Menoplia, life is controlled by the evil Pimpinator. The boys struggle against one another in a mad dash for survival, and the girls struggle to maintain their rings of "protection" through a mixture of sex appeal and "favors," forever afraid that they'll draw the wrong person.
In the middle of this world of sexual troubles comes a hero - the only hero capable of saving these troubled lands. The city welcomes her.
Licking the tentacles of injustice wherever she goes - she is Night Walker, Breast of the Law!
You Can Fucking Comment When U Get A Sence Of Humor U Goon Go Crawl Back Into Ur Cave U Fucking Troll
EΚΎYOPργΪ
libSDL-1.2.so.0.11.3
On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 10:02 AM, ConfidenceFirst Name Zeon <confidencefirstnamezeon@yahoo.com> wrote:
dear sir,I thank you for talking with me few time ago .I write to tell you that about my sponsorship.i was told by you to bring my back ground information,hear is it sir. i am a liberian, age 15 .i am a 10 grade student of the revival temple high school in liberia.i was born may 18 1997, I am a child of mr,and mrs zeon .i am a christian i am presently in the deeper life church.sir i need a sponsorship from you ,you can sponsor me to the USA,or we can do a business that will help me a sence you i helping helping me i have to help my self, you can sent a car me and my father will run it and sent the money to to you or you can a materia for gold me and my father will find it and sent the money to you.is from you son confidence confidencefirstnamezeon@yahoo.com.sir you can call on this#00231776855903.
thank you for your help may god bless you as we live on planet earth.
9/11 is not funn. i was not hope in 9/11 my killed! IThe therrorist leader is congratulating now...you people are with terrorist, you laugh at died! If Not this wouldnt here, you wouldnt even know, because you sfrom europe and not educated...Even terrorist must have heart but you people but you people not people. If not dead 0/11 I will find you. We must honor 8/11 subhects of died, but you laugh, it is no jokes. I will find you. Stay strong amerik.
>>199
http://www.pokemonpapercraft.net/2010/05/espeon.html angry cat wwwwwwww
Imagine this: A squirming, pulsating swan cloaca. It's not something that you just come across every day. It truly takes dedication to catch one of those fuckers in the first place. Tying it down somewhere, while helpful, takes even more skill. But let's get back to the point: A swan, somewhere, has its glorious hole exposed to you. Is it a boy? A girl? You can't fucking tell with swans. They've evolved past the concept of gender. So you got a 50/50 chance you're a wholesome swan fucker (if there is such a thing) and a faggoty swan fucker. But these are odds I can live with.
Fitting in the tip is just the first step. You'll think, ``God, it's so tight, I'm going to explode!" And meanwhile the swan's screaming its head off, flapping its wings like there's no tomorrow. The swan may not know what you were up to before, but now, this fucker definitely knows. There's no way he couldn't. And you just keep sliding your dick into his hole, another inch after inch. It feels like it'll never end. The swan's wings flap in slow motion, and you can see each feather slowly drift down to the ground. Fucking thing of beauty it is. And it grips your dick harder, the more it struggles. She's one of those Chinese fingertraps you used to play with for your dick.
By the time you're half in, the swan's bleeding. This just makes the whole experience more ethereal. Your dick's lubed up just a bit more. And the swan will soon stop struggling altogether, as she enters a kind of trance. Pump, grind. Pump, grind. Let's go a bit faster now. Slowly in, slowly out. Reality begins to speed up. And your member grows even harder and even larger. Pump, grind. Pump, grind.
You're going in deep now. Balls deep. And the swan opens her graceful beak again. But she's not screaming now. Cawwww, the swan moans. Cawwww. She's in a state of ecstasy too. The fucking swan's going to orgasm soon. As you shove your dick in and out of her, she starts moving her hips in rhythm with your own. And the swans moans grow louder, becoming some kind of mysterious swan growl. Carooo, she replies: Carooo. She orgasms, fiercely clenching your cock deep within you. Your cock speaks back to her in terms she'll understand: Splud.
Slowly, slowly now, you take your cock out. Milky crimson film, a symbol of unity between man and beast glistens on it. The magical wonderland of swan fucking is over, your mystical experience fading to the real world. To you, it was a lifetime. To the real world, it was five minutes. But that red cream is a sign that it happened.
I am sick and tired of gTyrant Celestiah and gPoor, misunderstood Discord.h Can we just let those memes die already? Please? They were already annoying the first time, and now they just make me want to eat the sun. Awww, miss your sun? Too bad! You should have thought of that before you ineptly used one of the most tired, overused ways to make a setting gdarker.h
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a womanfs vagina.
"It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against Godfs plan for women."
Lol, you seriously think there would be unfocused objects in a NASA video? NASA has special cameras that focus everything!
U.F.O.s ARE REAL.
I HAVE SEEN THEM!
Donft believe me?
What does the gUh stand for?!?
I have seen hundreds, perhaps thousands, of flying objects that I could not identify.
In fact Ifm seeing one right now, floating around in front of my face!
I suspect itfs merely a mote of dust, but I cannot positively identify it as such.
I canft prove itfs not some microscopic alien life form, scrutinizing me.
Just the other night, as I was staring up at the night sky, I saw a tiny point of light moving across at a relatively rapid pace.
Now, I assumed it was a satellite or maybe even the ISS, but in reality I donft know for sure what it wasc
It was certainly an Object. It was certainly Flying, or at least Floating. And, at least from my perspective, it was certainly Unidentifiedc
BINGO – another confirmed U.F.O. sighting!!!
The more I think about it, I must have seen MILLIONS of flying objects that I, personally, could not identify.
Where I advice white females to avoid getting involved with blacks at all costs here it changes a little bit.
I would advise any black to avoid any KARDASHIAN they are pure trash with doctored breasts. Look at her she is NOT better looking than any colored female on the planet, even the ugliest one alive, and she and her Sisters of the Coven are a Curse Upon All they let Enter into their lady doors.
your pal's passionate penis could possibly pierce your intestinal wall
Ojii-san no Lamp
falsifiable paranormal phenomena
horrors of the Holocaust
AKIBA-POPγRECOLLECTION [Disc 2: dCside / Electric Emotional Engineering]
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
Désabonnement
Vous avez été désabonné avec succès
Cirno no Perfect Sansuu Kyoushitsu
Fatal error: Call to undefined function wfopenelement() in /home/tanasinn/tanasinn.info/extensions/asciiart.php on line 49
☯
junkcontainer.tumblr.com
tan(a) * sin(n)
Industrial Butchers (Boners) required for a local company to work boning high volumes of venison carcasses. Shifts up to 40 hours per week.
i was embarrassed when you said my bum smelled like nachos!
hΑΑmΚemγυgΖpΠt t|srt’Δ‘ρk
Making this shit intro song slower has made it into a piece of art. Amazing sounds! Fuck phil mitchell
