CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (999)

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 09:39

Espeon is really one of the shittiest posters of all time. She's even worse than posters who openly violate the rules, since their posts are deleted and repeat offenders eventually banned, but just being a fucking awful poster is unfortunately not against the (enforced) rules and so we can't be rid of her shit.

When she first got here she didn't know shit about shit, but that didn't stop her from telling everybody how things worked around here, and of course she'd be completely fucking wrong and when corrected she'd just spout off some shit about imageboards. Eventually people stopped correcting her because it wouldn't actually cause her to shut the fuck up; she'd just continue to spout off insufferable shit except you couldn't call her out on being wrong anymore. It continues even today, she learns some shit that everybody fucking knows and then she makes a post with her vapid opinion about it to demonstrate that she's a real member of the /dqn/ crew.

Somehow because nobody bothers to flame her for being a retard anymore, she somehow became under the impression that more people on /dqn/ like her than detest her which would be funny if she weren't shitting up the board to such a degree. It's pretty much the case that everything she touches turns to shit. What probably takes the cake is her anonymous shitposting. Every time I see a retarded post which I would normally dismiss out of hand and ignore, I'm overwhelmed with a feeling of dread since I don't know whether the thread is shit because the poster was genuinely retarded or whether it's just Espeon shitposting for fun.

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