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Galvin was a user and vocal proponent of the Brown-Séquard Elixir, a testosterone supplement derived from the testicles of live animals such as dogs and guinea pigs.
Months later, my father’s estate sent a rescue party to find his son and heir after he died in an unfortunate Smith Machine malfunction involving 1000kg calve raises. Supposedly even dental records were unsuitable to identify him. Only the distinctive tribal sleeve tattoo remained to say it was my father.
They found me there, in the temple. Having suffered through days of strange trembling mountainsides, distressing smells of egg, rotting milk and fermented oats, along with avalanches triggered by sudden convulsions of the earth, my rescue party reached the inner sanctum of the temple. Pushing aside gnawed bones both human and animal, they found the master ritually killed in a circle of chalk. Even in death, the Master remained in a perfect squat. Beside the corpse was a shaft that stretched deep below the earth.
As chance would have it, the mountain lurched again, and one token minority fell into the gaping hole. Horrifying cracks and gulps were heard from the very base of the mountain. Sending one plucky curlbro down the shaft, they discovered me there at the bottom. A bar on my shoulders, a bar constructed by an ancient race, for a forbidden exercise. My shoulders were supporting the entire weight of the LMAO!1! 2 PEAK above.
I was going ATG.
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'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
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i amaged him have of when dooku shocked him with lighting&some of the good things he said like how compation is santal to a jedie when luke say father please he flash back to padme aniken help me your braking my heart obi wan saying your were my borther&how the only one who realy cared about him in years whas luke believing good in him&that he has,nt top any one from dieing&noe he had the power any one could do with force power.other paople imaged some other thing&that whas the best thing about this scene you fill in for your self what he,s thinking.i do,mnt what to see what described in the actual movie.admit prequal mest up alot but thay allso got alot right lucus ceep shanging orignals but he has,nt tuch the prequals alot the problem one problem with duku yousing lighting is that the empor yoused lighting to tucher luke.how about in attack of the clone when dukus say i thought you would have learded your lession aniken replys i whanted to teach you one duku the graps him by athe neck he gasp duku then says know who your dealing with boy.then cuts off his arm&throws him to the wall then shocks him he aniken then screaming yoda push duku down with the forc duku then adress,es master yoda jumps&swings at him yoda jump to other side of room.dooku swings at him agean yodas on the cealing dooku throws his lightsaber yoda doges agean then both of them sfigth with lightssaber duku no jumping around duku say it is clare this contest can not be desided by our skills with a lightsaber but with our knowlage of the force start thowing ball of lighing yoda cetching them throwing them back at then end dooku relise,es he do,snt have time to mess around so he brack a c.o2 vab in yodas face &runs
http://wondermark.com/785/ welcome to my brains, enjoy your stay
"Art is a lie that brings us closer to the truth" (Pablo Picasso). Evaluate this claim in relation to a specific art form.
Sure, Final Fantasy 7's Sephiroth lined up a perfect plan to murder an entire planet, but that didn't matter to me. He killed Aeris. He even made me complicit. Give me an opponent who gets under my skin, someone whose destruction I dedicate myself to well in advance of the final confrontation. That emotional connection makes all the difference. Nothing beats waging a scorched-earth campaign through armies of scum to finally come face-to-face with the one guy who’s responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world...or my world. And then punching him in the brain.
>>347 sorry, i've been on holiday kind of, here's the story http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Poop-My-Pants-On-Purpose/397297
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This is based on the tune my dishwasher makes when it has finished a program...You can make Rock music out of anything
Many people who deal with penises professionally use the Latin-style plural penes instead.
I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream
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it sucks to be soo undergroundyou have nobody to relate tooEating an aphrodisiacal meal together with your beloved can be a great start before a lovemaking act. But moving to the kitchen right after having sex looking for something to eat is equally disgusting. It ruins the entire passion and would make your partner feel that you didn't enjoy sex just because you were hungry and had food on your mind.
So, I was at a gun store recently and some guy was going on and on about how he used to like horror movies, and that zombie shit was cool before it got played out, etc., etc. He appeared to be genuinely personally offended by the existence of Hornady "Zombie" ammo.
So I turned to him and said, "Are you saying you liked zombies when they were underground?"
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>1943.
>Germany.
>A team of special forces comprised of the best of the best from the US, British, and Canadian army stand in a dense forest a few dozen meters outside of a bunker in an undisclosed location in Germany.
>With them are two fluffy ponies.
>They have spent the last two hours rubbing the fluffy ponies together.
>Ponies have little gags on to stifle their giggles.
>Only two soldiers are handling this. They’re wearing rubber gloves and protective suits.
>Other soldiers are staying well away.
>A few more hours of rubbing pass.
>It’s time.
>Another guy, a lockpicking specialist, joins the two that were rubbing the ponies together.
>They make a slow march towards the bunker under the cover of nightfall. It is excruciatingly long.
>Finally they are there.
>Door on the bunker is picked.
>Gags on the ponies are removed.
>They are told about their new game and set loose.
>Ponies wander inside of the bunker for awhile, until they see a tall, dark haired man with a funny little mustache. He is looking over some papers.
>”Pway!” they say. “Hugs!” “Are you my daddy?”
>The man turns around, and, clearly a lover of animals, beams with joy.
>”Mein gott!” he says, and runs forward to embrace the tiny, adorable horses.
>He kneels down and buries his face between their fluffy bodies.
>Half a day’s worth of static electricity suddenly discharges.
>Hitler explodes like a gerbil in a microwave.
CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
DQN (DQN系, dokyun kei)
Pretends to be anti-social or acts like a delinquent when in fact he or she is not or cannot become like either one. Tells made up stories about gang fights or crimes, or boasts and pretends to know about that subculture. "DQN" is slang for "antisocial person" or "annoying deliquent".
>>382
Funny, I can think of other boards that that would apply more accurately to...
>>382
Some retard is trying to understand and explain DQN. I bet that guy is encyclopedic DORK. I wanna teabag him to blind him and prevent him from doing more damage to the internet and the universal knowledge.
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physical activity and everyday lifeJapanese people were subjected to Windows ME? Why bother even mentioning WWII?
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for SCIENCE! 1/2 Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:43 No.1365331
>feel lonely
>go to fluffy pony adoption center
>they have in a batch from some genetic research center
>apparently they were researching "unicorn magic,"
>or, as the counter guy calls it, "ponykinesis"
>white unicorn mare with blue and purple polka dots and a fluffy mark of a bent fork bounces up and nuzzles you
>her name tag says "Spumoni"
>she calls you "daddy"
>you're smitten
>you take her homefor SCIENCE! 2/2 Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:49 No.1365396
>you are curious about the research
>Spumoni, being a fluffy pony, can't tell you anything useful
>you notice, though, that she can levitate and move astonishingly massive things, for a fluffy anyway
>she furrows her tiny brow in concentration, digs in her little marshmallow feet, puffs up her cheeks, and lifts and moves weights up to more than half a kilogram
>inspiration strikes
>you connect accelerometers all over her body, and also to the test masses
>you learn that she is a living, breathing, walking, talking violation of Newton's Third Law of Motion
>which is to say, she can lift the weights and move them around
>but no equal and opposite force acts on her
>holy fuck, she's a living Dean Drive
>win Nobel Prize in physics
>use it to buy her lots of spaghetti
>two years later, slightly-modified nuclear submarine USS Ohio is lifted up to Earth orbit by the efforts of several hundred specially-trained fluffy unicorns who are on board
>then departs for Mars, accelerating halfway, then decelerating to arrive in stable Mars orbit only nineteen hours later
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About six hour ago, I was carpooling with my EDIT : black friend. I accommodated my seminar services at the state university, and we were pulled over by the local sheriff department. The deputy stated we looked suspicious. I'm unable to assimilate a reason for said actions.
When has a black and white man, wearing suits and ties, driving a Chevy Cruze seem suspicious?
The only conclusion that comes to mind is racism. The gall displayed by those of authority should abash those in uniform.
WHAT CRAP!!! WHAT LAME NOISE!!!
THIS STINK COPYPASTERS TRY TO SING LOL:)))
JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA ARE LAUGHING WHEN THEY SEE THIS CRAP:)
LADY GAGA IS REAL LADY
JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO NICE AND MANLY! HE IS REAL SINGER HE SOUNDS LIKE ANGEL KISS THE SKY AND MAKES RAINBOW!!!
THIS UGLY CRAPS ARE RUINING MUSIC CULTUR!
THIS IS FOR PERSONS THAT HAVE BAD MUSIC TASTE UNLIKE ME THET HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE!
Y da fuk foke always bring up da past? Y cant they just leave hings n da past? Fukin pathetic like dirty wee tramp still cosin shit! Which yin o ur pals bf's u gona go wi now? Hahaha ur 4gettin I ken everyhing! Am da biggest mistake o ur life? Hahahaha u still make me laugh dafty
Trill shit nigga you aint lying (ghetto black voice)
As an ephebophile, I work with a lot of sexually-active teens, and it can be quite good when they get pregnant. But I don't want to ruin my lovers' lives so I usually encourage safe sex, but sometimes they just don't want to, they crave my seed inside them.
I saw a boy once, I was at a barbecue with my friends and this small boy was shouting at us, he must have been about 8 or 9. We told him to fuck off and he ran away. Then he came back a few minutes later with a couple more boys his age and they started shouting at us and throwing broken action figures and things. So my friend Bobby urinated in an empty plastic bottle and threw it at them, and they ran back to their families soaked in piss.
I’m PMSing, dealing with a father who decided to insult me earlier today by saying that I only think about myself, and was rejected from the air force due to my fucking HEIGHT. I am practically GUSHING blood right now and ruined my favorite pair of jeans today. I am so beyond normal levels of anger at this point. So much so that FOOD didn’t help my mood. Food typically helps me feel happier. If mac and cheese isn’t giving me a smile, something is wrong. If I’m so angry that I snap at my little sister, then something is totally wrong with my day. For the love of what ever you find holy, do NOT piss me off. Save what ever it is for next week when I’m past all of this shit.
Description: Mokujin, a training doll that was said to be made from the wood of a 2000 year old tree. Mokujin stopped moving after Ogre was defeated by Jin Kazama. When Mokujin was put back into the museum where he came from, it seemed that he had a smile on his face and penis.
trainspotting is produced by... channel four films.
I started cumming on my daughters food and in her drinks because she's gorgeous, a demanding spoiled bitch and I'm obviously a sexually twisted pervert. Once I watched her slurping down the cum-spiked d & d coolattas she'd make me bring to her as I taxied her selfish ass anywhere she wanted to go, I was hooked. It became an obsession. I added more and more of my freezer-saved loads to see if she might notice the taste. I gave her a strawberry milk that was more than half sperm once, and she gulped it all down in six huge swigs saying, "Mmm, that's really different and yummy!" (It had taken me almost 2 months to save all those sixty or so loads in my freezer) She drank them down in less than 30 seconds. Finally, I started paying her to drink stuff. You know, like warm beers, cold coffee and protein shakes, as a dare in exchange for all the money she was always demanding to bum off me. Well, then it got really nasty. I invented a protein drink called body blast, printed a label and stuck it on a bottle. Then I filled it full of straight, undilluted loads of my freezer-saved sperm. She drank a bottom of the bottle helping her first time (only ten loads). Then a third of a bottle (twenty-six loads), causing her to vomit a few minutes later btw. (She actually may have begun to suspect this was actually cum she drank at this moment... she stopped talking about how she got money off me to friends and she even began hinting how much the taste disgusted her because it reminded her of something else. However, if she was drunk and needed money she would ask if I had any bottles of that 'nasty' stuff so she could drink it for cash.) She seemed to get used to drinking it after some time to get over the shocking taste, cause she drank two thirds of a bottle 2 months later (about 60 loads) and a full bottle of cum almost 4 months after that, which I secretly videotaped. It's 60 seconds of viewing bliss as that bitchy-ass cum guzzling selfish cunt of a petty but fucking money hungry and stupid daughter of mine chokes down 87 loads of her own father's sperm, the sperm that made her. That was over a year ago,though. When I get sick with perverity to see my bitchy daughter drink gobbs of my spunk, I just watch the video. Then I wipe off my orgasm, throw out the tissue like a normal perve, and switch the channel.
A RUTGERS student has admitted making unwanted sexual contact with his sleeping roommate and capturing video of what happened on his cellphone.
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I stopped shaving. Legs, pits, bits – I ceased cultivation and let them revert to a state of nature. I watched as a forest sprang up, thick and threatening, warning all travellers who wouldst venture therein – Here There Be Witches. I imaginatively called my experiment in body hair ‘the experiment,’ and planned to remain in my new wild-woman incarnation for a year to see what I could learn about, well, having body hair. Now, a year and a half has waned unwaxed, and yet the underarm kittens remain. The official reason for this is that I’m still learning stuff about having body hair, and the unofficial reason is that, to my own sincere surprise, I actually really like it.I stopped shaving because there’s way too much pressure on people to conform to stupid arbitrary gendered bullshit. It had gotten to the point where, rather than just evoking mild theoretical disapproval, that pressure had begun to piss me off on a day to day basis. And body hair became a symbol of it. I read about salons waxing 11 and 12 year old girls in the belief that ripping out their ‘virgin hair’ would lead to the requisite smooth legs and bikini lines of female adulthood. All around me, friends were spending hefty chunks of their hard-earned wages on fanny waxes and laser hair removal and trying to convince me to do the same. I just thought – fuck this. I asked myself why I’d begun to shave in the first place and why I continued to do so.妹尾 佳織 S
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One morning, after dreaming about driving around on a cool dirtbike, Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he was an awesome shiny bug.
Unfortunately for her, she married a man who enables her unhealthy diet and has gained so much weight that I don't even want to fuck her anymore, so we no longer talk.
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I find it extremely weird
when people think that I'm drawing myself boning these Pokemon
psssh do I look like a floating disembodied cock?
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I may have commented a few times, I'm not sure, so I suppose I fall into category 2. But I do avidly read your scans for personal use (Chii's Sweet Home, and some of the yaoi selections as well) and enjoy and appreciate the quality and time you spend on them. I'd like to continue seeing your new scanlations if possible, but if I'm filtered out I understand why.
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The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #01] erster teil - verrat und gefangennahme , chorus- herr unser herrscher
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #01] evangelist 'und die kriegsknechte ..', chor 'sei gegr・t lieber j・enkig', ...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #02] choral , durch dein gef舅gnis, gottes sohn
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #02] evangelist 'jesus ging mit seinen j・gern ・er den bach kidron', chor'jesum v...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #03] choral , o groﾟe lieb, o lieb ohn' alle maﾟe
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #03] evangelist 'die j・en aber schrien und sprachen', chor 'l舖sest du diesen los...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #04] aria (bass) & chor- , eilt ihr angefochtnen seelen - wohin
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #04] evangelist , ｻauf daﾟ das wort erf・let w・deｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #05] choral , dein will gescheh, herr gott, zugleich
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #05] evangelist 'allda kreuzigten sie ihn' , chor 'schreibe nicht - der j・en ki...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #06] choral , in meines herzens grunde
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #06] evangelist , ｻdie schar aber und der oberhauptmann und die diener...ｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #07] arie (alt) , von den stricken meiner s・den mich zu entbinden
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #07] evangelist 'die kriegsknechte aber ...', chor 'lasset uns den nicht zerteile'...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #08] choral , er nahm alles wohl in acht
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #08] evangelist , ｻsimon petrus aber folgete jesu nachｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #09] aria (sopran) , ich folge dir gleichfalls mit freudigen schritten
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #09] evangelist, jesus , ｻund von stund an nahm sie der j・ger zu sichｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #10] aria (alt) , es ist vollbracht!
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #10] evangelist , ｻderselbige j・ger war dem hohepriester bekanntｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #11] choral , wer hat dich so geschlagen
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #11] evangelist , ｻund neiget das haupt und verschiedｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #12] aria (bass) - choral- mein teurer heiland, lass dich fragen - , jesu, der du...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #12] evangelist 'und hannas sandte ihn gebunden zu dem hohepriester kaiphas', chor...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #13] aria (tenor) , ach mein sinn, wo willt du endlich hin
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #13] grablegung jesu , evangelist ｻund siehe da, der vorhang im tempel zerriﾟｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #14] arioso (tenor) , mein herz, indem die ganze welt
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #14] choral , petrus, der nicht denkt zur・k
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