I actually wrote on `waifus' earlier today. I won't say who mine is, but do you mind if I repost it here? It was over a series of posts on a message board, I'll compile them all here.

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I hope you guys only use the term waifu ironically. It started out as a joke term, a form of self-satire among us true 2Dcons. Then retards came and thought it was being used nonironically. If you have to describe your relationship somehow, describe the woman as being your wife. You look like a wapanese enough by masturbating to Japanese cartoons, you don't have to dig the hole deeper by using romanji. I mean, seriously. Why would you even use the term if you don't want to just piss off 2Dcons?

Both in Japan and the US there are plenty of people that are quite seriously attracted to 2D women in the same way that normals are to 3D. Maybe they find them more pure, or appreciate the concepts and ideals they represent, or like the more fantastical aspects of their personalities and being, whatever it is, there are definitely people that are seriously attracted to them.

[redacted, personal story with my experience with 2D]

The 2Dcon has existed for a long time throughout civilization. It's only now that they've been given names. Knights have fallen in love with far-off maidens just seeing their paintings and yeah, I'm sure some of them probably did jerk off to paintings in the renaissance. They'd pledge their love and go on conquests for them, and die without ever seeing their faces. But they'd die happy, knowing that they had a pure love.

The picture attached is Don Quixote. I'm not expecting you faggots to know who he is, because most of you are still in high school or are too dumb to be Lit majors, but simply put, he's an ancient waifufag. He, too, falls in love with a 2D girl, but his love is a perfect representation of the problems: The real woman was much different than he imagined her. This is something most people will realize after being through enough relationships: People love IDEAS, their INTERPRETATIONS of people, and not the people themselves. Ideas are beautiful and transcendent, and as long as there's some mystery, they will always be entertaining. We don't love sacks of meat, we love what's in them, so to speak. And if you disagree with me, you've never had a crush on a girl, only to find out that reality and imagination contradict at one point.

Wives are in part representations of your inner self. The human psyche, surprisingly, plays a major role in what you like and don't like. And your personality is always changing, as you're exposed to different ideas, different experiences, and different people. I'm not saying that when someone loves a waifu, they're loving her like they'd love another person. But I'm arguing that a waifu is better suited for a person in the long run, because people change over time, and your waifu won't abuse you, cheat on you, or whatever. And if you ever DO get tired of her, there's no bad consequences. I mean, you'll feel like shit for a while, no doubt, but she won't take half your bank account and your house and spread nasty rumors about you to her friends. Consider that.