747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7002 05:15 [No]
I wanted to do something really scary for Halloween.
So I dressed up as a sex offender.
Then I raped some people went trick-or-treating.
It was kind of disappointing how people immediately guessed what I was.
My underwear was bulging with candy by the time I got home.