( ˃ „D˂) FOR WHAT ARE YOU SNOOPING BEHIND MY BACK, FRIEND? DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR SOME DIRT WITH WHICH TO EMBARRASS ME, AREN'T WE? FRIEND?!?!
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
( ˃ „D˂) MOM'S DOG KEEPS GETTING INTO MY USED SEMEN RAGS!
( ˃ „D˂) DOG WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT?
( ˃ „D˂) NICHIJOU SEASON 2 NEVER
( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING RIVET COUNTERS I HATE YOU PEDANTIC HISTORIC DETAIL BABIES
( ˃ „D˂) WHAT THE FUCK WAS NISSAN DOING WHEN THEY DESIGNED THE INTERIOR OF THE 2017 GT-R?! THE PREVIOUS INTERIOR WAS PERFECT FOR A SPORTS CAR! THIS NEW INTERIOR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED FOR BORING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE, NOT EXCITING CARS THAT RICH PEOPLE DRIVE!
( ˃ „D˂) DEAR BREAD RECIPES OF THE WORLD DOUBLE IN SIZE DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING PLEASE LEARN TO BE SPECIFIC
( ˃ „D˂) JUST BUY BREAD YOU FAGGOT
( ˃ „D˂) PIXEL ART DOESN'T DISPLAY CORRECTLY IN THIS GAME ENGINE!
( ˃ „D˂) WHEN THUNDER STORMS IN HARVEST MOON PREVENT YOU FROM FEEDING YOUR CHICKENS AND THEN THEY GET SICK!
( ˃ „D˂) FUCKING COBRA CURSE TRAP PARALYZING MY WHOLE PARTY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M USING A THIEF FOR ANYWAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GAME
DON'T FUCKING CALL HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ASKING ME FOR MY FATHER. HE HAS A FULL TIME JOB YOU FUCKING IDIOT. CALL HIM ON HIS MOBILE.
( ˃ „D˂) GIMME BACK MY NINTENDO GRAMMA!!
( ˃ „D˂) HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!
( ˃ „D˂) HOW DO YOU EVEN 'DODGE' A GRENADE BY JUMPING ON IT MR SO-CALLED ACE MCFUCKFACE? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
( ˃ „D˂) STOP DOWING ME POLAND WE'RE BOTH CATHOLIC AND I ALWAYS BEAT YOU I'M JUST TRYING TO CLEANSE THE EASTERN HERESY
( ˃ „D˂) WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE COOKING DIRECTIONS PERFECTLY AND THE FUCKER'S STILL COLD
(# ◣‰v◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO HELLO KITTY AS A CAT! SHE'S NOT A CAT SHE'S A GIRL YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!
(# ◣‰v◢) WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO MIFFY AS A SANRIO CHARACTER! SHE'S FROM DICK BRUNA NOT THAT SOULLESS JAPANESE CORPORATION!!
( ˃ „D˂) HAVING TO PAY $120 USD TO FILL UP MY CAR WITH GAS IN TWO YEARS BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES INSISTS ON PUTTING MORE RETARDED SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA THAT HAVE ZERO IMPACT
( ˃ „D˂) THERE ARE WAYS TO CASH IN ON THE TRUININTERNATIONALUNDEDEPRESSURE BUT I'M UNDERCAPITALIZED TO EVEN TRY
( ˃ „D˂) SOME DUMB FUCK KEEPS TYPING MY PHONE NUMBER AS HER PHONE NUMBER AND I KEEP GETTING HER 2FA CODES AND PROMOS
( ˃ „D˂) I WENT TO THE COFFEE STORE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ASKED FOR A COFFEE BECASUE I WANTED TO TRY IT
( ˃ „D˂) THE WAGE SLAVE ASKED ME IF I WANTED CAPPUCIAN OR DARK OR ESPRESSO? AND I'M LIKE NO JUST GIVE ME COFFEE
( ˃ „D˂) THEN SHES LIKE OKAY ESPRESSO YOU WANT DRIZZLE YOU WANT CREAM WHAT KIND OF SPLICE? LIKE WTF HOW DO I EVEN
( ß -ß) so then I just left
( ˃ „D˂) also NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE SIDEBAR