>>28
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK TRANNIES? BUT THEY ALMOST ALL LOOK JUST LIKE MEN IN DRESSES!
( ・-・) Really, that situation you described just sounds like it would be intensely uncomfortable for both people involved.
( ˃ Д˂) ENOUGH OF FUCK ALREADY!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO THINK LIKING ANAL SEX = GAY!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCK OFF, POWER CUTS! I'M TRYING TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES HERE!
(^ヮ^) Tee hee hee, I read >>35 as "power cunts" the first time.
( ˃ Д˂) NO SPACING BETWEEN THE END OF THREADS AND THE NEXT THREAD!
IT'S TOO HARD TO COPY-PASTE THE ANGRY FACE ON A PHONE!!
( ˃ Д˂) WHERE DID MY SLEEPINESS GO WHEN I NEED IT?!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GUI API THAT ISN'T SO HORRIBLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO RUN OFF AND JOIN A MONASTERY WITH A VOW OF SILENCE AND NO TECHNOLOGY
( ˃ Д˂) WHY IS DEBIAN SO MUCH SHITTIER THAN MY LFS INSTALL? IT ISN'T WORKING.
( ˃ Д˂) SCI-FI SETTINGS THAT SPAN MULTIPLE GALAXIES!
( ˃ Д˂) WAS A WHOLE FUCKING GALAXY REALLY NOT ENOUGH?!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE MISERABLY FAILED TO GET A REALLY RAD DEGREE A FEW TIMES! STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM OR I MIGHT HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP!
( ˃ Д˂) IN MODERN LIFE, DEGREES ARE MOSTLY IRRELEVANT TO YOUR LINE OF WORK, SO IT IS ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING ONE! AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANY DURING MY ATTEMPTS!
>>43
( ˃ Д˂) YOU SHOULDN'T BE USING DEBIAN ANYWAY UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN A WEB SERVER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
( ˃ Д˂) >>49 I WISH I WASN'T SETTING UP A COMPUTER FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS
( ˃ Д˂) CAN THE POPULAR COMMERCIAL OPERATING SYSTEMS PLEASE STOP MAKING SHIT MORE AND MORE CLOSED?
( ˃ Д˂) UBUNTU PHONES HOME TO CANONICAL
>>52
( ˃ Д˂) WHY WOULD YOU PICK UBUNTU OVER MINT WHEN MINT IS BASICALLY AN UN-SHITTIFIED VERSION OF UBUNTU‽
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DOES NO ONE USE PLAN9 FROM GENTOO?
( ˃ Д˂) PLAN 9 NEVER CAUGHT ON!
( ˃ Д˂) RIO IS DIFFICULT TO USE BUT WITH SOME DEVELOPMENT IT COULD BE A GREAT UI!
( ˃ Д˂) THERE WILL NEVER BE DEVELOPMENT ON RIO!
( ˃ Д˂) LINUX SUCKS AND WILL NEVER BE MAINSTREAM SO GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS!
>>59
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT YOU'RE REFERING TO AS LINUX, IS IN FACT, GNU/LINUX, OR AS I'VE RECENTLY TAKEN TO CALLING IT, GNU PLUS LINUX!
( ˃ Д˂) THE TRUTH SHALL NOT BE SAGED!!!
( ˃ Д˂) ENTROPY DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR A CLEAN LIVING ROOM GOING TO HELL IN TWO DAYS. THIS WAS A CONCERTED EFFORT TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.
>>60
( ˃ Д˂) RICHARD STALLMAN'S ASSHATTERY IS THE PRIMARY REASON THE FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT ISN'T TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
( ˃ Д˂) GNU NOT USABLE!
( ˃ Д˂) ALL I WANT IS TO BE A SHRINE MAIDEN! IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK‽
( ˃ Д˂) A BULLSHIT IE EXPLORER ADD ON INSTALLED ITSELF ON MY PC AND I NEEDED TO REFORMAT!
( ˃ Д˂) LITTLE STUDENT CUNTS, NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S POSSESSIONS
( ˃ Д˂) WEE FANNIES!
( ˃ Д˂) RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M FUCKIN RAGING!!!
>>68-71, what did they do? They occupied your lawn and claimed that you oppress them, didn't they?
( ˃ Д˂) I'M PROCRASTINATING!
( ˃ Д˂) Me too!
( ˃ Д˂) PROCRASTINAHAYSHUN IS MAKING ME WAIT
( ˃ Д˂) ME THREE AND I MADE PEOPLE WAIT FOR ME FOR WEEKS. IT'S KINDA REALLY SHAMEFUL AND UPSETTING!
( ˃ Д˂) MY HOUSEMATE IS TAKING A HALF-HOUR SHOWER AND I'M SUPPOSED TO LEAVE TO GO TO CLASS SOON BUT I NEED A BIG POO
( ˃ Д˂) THE CAT HORKING UP A HAIRBALL DIRECTLY ON THE MIDDLE OF MY BED!
( ˃ Д˂) REAL GIRLS DON'T WEAR FRILLY DRESSES OR HAVE TEA PARTIES AT ALL! I COULD DO A BETTER JOB OF BEING A GIRL THAN THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE CALLING DUBSTEP "DUB"
( ˃ Д˂) DUBSTEP'S MASSIVE INCREASE IN POPULARITY MEANING ANYONE MENTIONING "DUB", MY FIRST THOUGHT IS "DOES HE MEAN ACTUAL DUB OR IS HE USING "DUB" AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR "DUBSTEP"?
( ˃ Д˂) IT'S LIKE CALLING, UM, INDUSTRIAL "INDIE", OR PROGRESSIVE HOUSE "PROG", OR SOMETHING, THEY'RE ALREADY EXISTING TERMS FOR QUITE DIFFERENT THINGS!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE'S IGNORANCE TO MUSIC SUBGENRES GETTING ME AGGRAVATED BEFORE I GO TO BED!
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING DOG WAKING ME UP AT 6AM!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE THINKING I MEAN DUBSTEP WHEN I SAY DUB
( ˃ Д˂) I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT I ALSO WANT TO READ!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT BLOOMING JAPANESE CHERRY TREES?! THERE WAS THAT TERRIBLY HUGE QUEUE IN JAPANESE GARDEN TODAY, SO I COULDN'T GET IN!
It was incredibly irritating.
( ˃ Д˂) THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WEARING KIMONOS, BUT THERE WASN'T EVEN A SINGLE JAPANESE PERSON AMONG THEM! THEY LACKED DEDICATION TO WAIT IN QUEUE, SO THEY JUST SAT ON THE GRASS OUTSIDE! WHAT WAS THE POINT?!
All I want was just a single nice-looking petal for my herbarium...
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE WHO INSIST THEIR INTERNET HANDLE USES SOME NON-STANDARD CASE RULES!
( ˃ Д˂) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOUT AT moot IF moot IS ALWAYS LOWERCASE?!
( ˃ Д˂) ONE DAY I'M GOING TO COME UP WITH A USERNAME THAT IS A COMMON WORD LIKE "DOG", BUT INSIST PEOPLE PRONOUNCE IT "DOYJE" AND INSERT VARIOUS NON-VISIBLE CHARACTERS BETWEEN EACH LETTER!
( ˃ Д˂) BETTER YET, >>94, MAKE IT SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE ALL COLOURED PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE OR AFRICAN-AMERICANS (WHICHEVER OF THESE PHRASES IS POLITE AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT) "SINGERS" AND "MUSICIANS" DO! FOR EXAMPLE, "WILL.I.AM" INSTEAD OF "WILLIAM", AND HE INSISTS ON BEING CALLED "WILL I AM".
( ˃ Д˂) FUCKING IRS SCANDALS AND BENGHAZI SCANDAL AND WHATEVER ELSE MAY HAVE SURFACED IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES SCANDAL HAVE SHAKEN MY NORMALLY UNSWERVING FAITH IN THE INNATE GOODNESS OF CENTRALIZED BUREAUCRACY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE ONLY GIRLS WHO WANT TO DANCE WITH ME ARE FAT CHICKS!!!
( ˃ Д˂) I KEEP BEATING MYSELF UP AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!
( ˃ Д˂) DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T AUDIO OVER STREAM BE A FLAC QUALITY? I CAN HEAR HOW LIMITED IT IS!
( ˃ Д˂) STUPID HANGOUTS PLUGIN IS CRASHING MY CHROME TIME AND TIME AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) SOME ASSHOLE WAS DRIFTING NEAR MY HOUSE AT 6 AM IN WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A TUNED LADA RIVA FOR ALL I CARE! FUCKING JOKE, GO CRASH!
( ˃ Д˂) BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT NO ANCIENT GREEK ARISES FROM THE DEAD TO ENLIGHTEN US UPON THE NATURE OF HIS MUSIC!
( ˃ Д˂) NO IT WOULD ALMOST SEEM AS IF THE DEAD OF MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS HAD EVEN PLOTTED TOGETHER TO THICKEN THE VEIL OF CONCEALMENT STILL MORE!
( ˃ Д˂) FOR EVEN THE HISTORICAL NOTICES WHICH THE ANCIENT WRITERS HAVE LEFT US OF THE MUSIC OF THEIR AGE ARE ALMOST ALL IN THE HIGHEST DEGREE UNINTELLIGIBLE OFTEN CONTRADICTORY YES EVEN DEMONSTRABLY ERRONEOUS UNTRUE AND CONTRARY TO NATURE WHEN THEY ARE NOT EVEN DIRECTLY FALSE AS E.G. THE STORY OF THE HAMMERS AND STRINGS OF PYTHAGORAS FIRST UNMASKED BY GALILEI AS ALSO BY CHLADNI WHICH STORY IS HANDED DOWN TO US BY NICHOMACHUS GEROSENSUS JAMBLICUS AND GAUDENTIUS MACROBIUS AND BOETIUS AS A SOBER MATTER OF FACT ALSO THE STORY OF THE YOUTH OF TAUROMENOS WHO WAS THROWN INTO A RAGE BY THE SOUND OF A PHRYGIAN FLUTE-MELODY AND WOULD EVEN SET FIRE TO THE HOUSE OF HIS RIVAL BUT FROM WHICH PYTHAGORAS EASILY KEPT HIM BY A MUSICAL ARTIFICE NAMELY BY CALLING TO THE FLUTE-PLAYER TO PLAY ONLY IN QUICK SPONDAIC MEASURE WHICH SPONDAIC BLOWING IMMEDIATELY CHANGED THE FEELINGS OF THE INCENDIARY TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT HE REPENTANTLY SNEAKED AWAY TO HIS HOME WITHOUT DOING ANY THING FARTHER OR THE STORY OF THE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES IN SOLOMON'S TEMPLE BY A COURT CHAPEL-RETINUE OF NOT MORE THAN FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND MUSICIANS OF WHOM ALONE TWENTY THOUSAND WERE TRUMPETERS―――&C.
( ˃ Д˂) I DAMAGED MY FLOOR MAT WHEN I PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE! THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO DID THE SAME THING! WTF?!
( ˃ Д˂) AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS HAS BEEN DELAYED YET AGAIN!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M BORED OF EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE!
( ˃ Д˂) I'M BORED TOO, >>107! AND IT FEELS LIKE I'M BORED OF EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE! BUT I KNOW THAT'S FALSE! I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS I COULD BE DOING! I SURROUNDED MYSELF WITH THINGS I COULD DO, BUT I CAN'T MUSTER UP THE WILLPOWER TO MASTER ANY OF THEM!
( ˃ Д˂) I HATE THE SITCOM FRIENDS AND I HATE HOW IT'S MADE "PHD" MEAN "PRETTY HUGE DICK" TO ME!
( ˃ Д˂) I AM AFRAID TO BUY A TICKET TO A MOVIE BECAUSE AFTER AVATAR I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BELIEVE THAT THERE WILL BE A CREATIVE PLOT AND THEME IN A MOVIE! ALL I SAW WAS FANCY GRAPHICS COVERING UP A TYPICAL STORY OF SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT!
>>111 ( ˃ Д˂) I HATED THAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAILED THIS MOVIE AS GREAT! SURE IT WAS OKAY, BUT I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS CALLED DANCES WITH WOLVES!
( ˃ Д˂) JAY NAYLOR'S CONTINUED EXISTENCE
( ˃ Д˂) WHY PEOPLE ARE HATING ON POOR ARTISTS AS IF THEY WANT THEM TO BE BEGGARS‼ THEY ARE SENSITIVE HUMAN BEINGS, YOU KNOW!
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER COUGHING UP THAT DUNGHILL OF A BLOG POST CRYING, AND SOBBING, AND BEGGING FOR SUPPORT OVER WHATEVER YOUR LITTLE MIND FINDS OFFENSIVE ON-LINE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN SHOW EVEN A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR READERS, AND BEGIN CERTAIN WORDS WITH CAPITAL LETTERS, AND USE FULL STOPS INSTEAD OF LINE BREAKS, AND NEVER, EVER CENTRE YOUR TEXT UNLESS IT IS DARK, BROODING POETRY?!
( ˃ Д˂) I'VE SEEN YOU CAPITALIZING THAT "I" OVER THERE, YOU LITTLE COCK, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART IF YOU DON'T START PRESSING THE SHIFT KEY THIS VERY MINUTE!
( ˃ Д˂) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH‼‼
( ˃ Д˂) FORMULA 1 WILL BE BROADCAST VERY LATE AT NIGHT!
( ˃ Д˂) HAVING THE SHITS ALL DAY!
( ˃ Д˂) THE NEW GUNDAM SERIES IS JUST ANOTHER GUNPLA BUILDERS
( ˃ Д˂) YOU LAZY FUCKING CUNTS WORK GOD DAMN YOU WORK WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'RE PREGNANT SURELY THAT DOESN'T INHIBIT YOUR ABILITY TO PUT AWAY PIECES OF PAPER BY NUMERICAL ORDER IF THERE WERE NO CONSEQUENCES I'D RIP THE FETUS FROM YOUR FETID WOMB AND NIBBLE ITS DELECTABLE LIMBS
AS FOR THE OTHER LAZY TITWITCHES FUCK YOU JUST FUCK YOU
F U C K Y O U
( ˃ Д˂) BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, >>121? WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE MANIPULATED BY OTHERS BECAUSE THEY FEAR THAT THERE MIGHT BE CONSEQUENCES?
( ˃ Д˂) ATTRACTING THE WORM!
( ˃ Д˂) PEOPLE TELLING PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIND A JOB TO GET A JOB WHEN THERE ARE NO JOBS!