(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.
(╬ಠΦಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS
(*ί[ί) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?
( EΦE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?
Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.
( EΦE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles
( άOά) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!
( EΦE) I want the usual
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( EΦE) I want the unusual
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( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer
(LEΦE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please
(LEΦE`) ...well?
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(LEΦE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?
(; ₯` Φ₯L) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?
( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.
(EΝE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!
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(* LEtE`) P-please don't do that...
( EΦE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.
( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.
(* LEtE`) is the soup almost done?
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(* LEtE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!
(* LEtE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?
(* LEtE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.
iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...
( ί ί) Spicy Papaya Salad please!
R(MDL#)Ι I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!
(EΦE) One milkshake please!
(EΦE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor
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Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.