[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (783)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 17:07

(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Rei, you're being a bad person for refusing to wear the ball gag.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9894 20:17

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I know I'm a bad person. I accepted that fact years ago.
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436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9896 21:06

(╬ಠƒΦಠ) TOUCH MY PINGAS

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9897 23:40

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Please keep your orders á la carte.
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438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 01:21

(*߁[ί) Can those weird goo tentacle things molest you and make your nipples erect again?

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9898 17:36

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Sorry, we had to suspend serving Rei's Famous Gooey Calamari Surprise for legal reasons.
i @˜§-]@|! i@ God forbid a child sees an uncensored female nipple, they could be scarred for life.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Try ordering Marty's Squid Violation Special Extra Large With Extra Violation, it's pretty much the same.
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440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9899 18:10

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Oh yeah! Release those luscious squids!
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441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:39

( EƒΦE) Can I have a seafood mukbang ASMR?

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 11:51

Hard Liquor. Whiskey. Fringe Weaver. A bottle of vodka to wash off the taste.
And you as a drinking partner, on the double.

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 12:47

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@What's that?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ You want to see a foolish mucky band of Asian mariners?
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@@MMƒt@iL@@@>>442
@ @ / _ɁT@@ Sorry, we're all out of karmotrine.
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444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:00

( EƒΦE) I want to see you slurping those tentacles

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@No thanks, I already ate.
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446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 14:37

( άOά) WHEN I SIT DOWN TO EAT, I GET SEXY! WHEN I GO TO BED, I GET HUNGRY!

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 19:21

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i @˜§-]@|! i@As a courtesy to your fellow diners, please limit your use of caps lock.
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448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:22

( EƒΦE) I want the usual

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 17:34

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I've never seen you before, sir....
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450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 19:47

( EƒΦE) I was hoping one of my previous clones might've lived long enough to become a regular and have a usual order.

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 22:20

( EƒΦE) I want the unusual

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 23:42

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Be careful what you wish for.
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453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:42

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ It's not unusual to be served by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to buy food from anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your slop here served to anyone
@@@@@@@@@@    @@@ It's not unusual to see me heave
@@@@@@@@@@@  @@I'm gonna leave

 @@@@@@@@@@@It's not unusual to go dine at anytime
@@@@@@@@@@@@@But when I see your blackened trout it's such a crime
@@@@@@@@@   @@If you should ever want to be praised by anyone
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ That's real unusual. Won't happen any day
@@@@@@@@@@@@@No matter what they pay

 @@@@@@@@@@@You'll find it won't happen any time
@@@@@@@@@@@@@You will never do, what you aspire to
@@@@@@@@@   @  @Why must this lazy food be miiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiine?

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:00

( ί ƒŽί) Jonespa!

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 02:59

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ Please, call me Tom. Jonespa is my father.

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 08:17

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i @˜§-]@|! i@You have to order something, Tom.
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457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 09:27

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ I need your lovin'.

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:06

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i @˜§-]@|! i@One dutch oven coming right up.
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459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 14:41

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@  i@EƒΦEj@@ You're my sex bomb

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:05

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461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:09

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ Please refrain from exploding inside the diner.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @It might set off the fire alarm.
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462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:20

i EήEj I would like to order a baked potato, 300lb of coleslaw, and a glass of white wine, if you please.

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10054 15:16

( ` -L) I'd like to buy a tractor and some fertilizer

464 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10055 17:01

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i @˜§-]@|! i@So what's stopping you?
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465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 01:56


@@@@..ΘQΘ
@@ί .i L_T` ji'd like to order a pumpkin spice latte, make it snappy.
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@ ,- ()Pjj

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 02:04

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I think I'm dying
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467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 04:32

(*߁[ί) Gimme one fresh Rei clone corpse, à la tartare, with a side of bubble & squeak and an extra-large Shamrock shake.

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:32

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469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10056 19:48

(*߁[ί) By this place's standards, one out of three ain't bad.

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10057 11:46

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@*munch* *munch* Rei clone #534, at your service. *munch* *munch*
_R .U@)¬Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt {@ _
@ @ /@lR˜§R
@@/__i |˜£>iΙ @T
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471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 12:56

(LEƒΦE`) I'll have one digested Rei clone please

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 14:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Give me a few hours, hon.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 17:29

(LEƒΦE`) ...well?

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 19:50

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay, I've fully digested the Rei clone. You're welcome.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @That'll be $14.99. Cash or card?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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475 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10060 23:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You'll need a straw.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 10:48

(LEƒΦE`) ...do you accept bitcoin?

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 11:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We only accept payment in Hungarian pengő.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:16

(; ₯` ƒΦ₯L) I'll call my guy to get an exchange. Are you going to at least give me my straw?

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 15:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, for environmental reasons, we no longer provide straws.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10061 21:04

@ i~~~~i
@ |~~~~|
@ |@@|
i`(ί„Dί)/)@Hey! I'll have you know I am very ecologically conscious!
@ |QQ|
@ |ΖΊΑέ|
@ |QQ|
@@Ύ"Ύ

( ί ƒŽί) Oh boy! A straw man argument!

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 05:23

( E-E) Straw Man looks like a cancer stick.

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:58

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You look like an uncooked rabbit burger.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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483 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10062 23:59

( E-E) I dinnae ask fer a roast

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10063 11:03

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Well I didn't ask for a raw meal to walk into my diner,
_R .U@- Ιƒm @but I guess we just have to play the cards we're dealt in life, huh.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10064 18:35

(EΝE) Rei's self-cannibal farts smell like death itself! But they're still cute when they come from Rei-chan!

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@So what're you *psssht* ordering, hon? *braaaaap*
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 06:06

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Aside from accidental sage.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10065 13:32

( Ώ.Ώ) Why has your sign gone back to shouting? So obtrusive...

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 18:25

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^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Your face is obtrusive.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10076 23:15

(* LE„tE`) Hey lady, where are your menus?

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 00:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Our menu exists only in dactylic hexameter verse and is committed to memory.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL Our cantors aren't in right now.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:05

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^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i |
|@ !@ @@ @i i
i @˜§lͺl ! i
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:19

(* LE„tE`) P-please don't do that...

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 02:29

@@@-]]- A@@
^@œ @œR@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
!@ |@ @ @@i | W̸o̸u̸l̸d̸ ̸y̸o̸u̸ ̸ @@ @ m̸e̸n̸u̸?̸
i @˜§lͺl ! i @ @@ @ @ l̷i̷k̷e̷ ̷a̷
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 06:34

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Oh good, the cantor's here.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL not sure who that other lady is.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Sing, o you Gods, of the chicken and tuna melts, on sale HALF OFF♩τ♩♬

♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Tell of the soup of the day: tomato with fresh crumbled crackers ♩τ♩♬

♬♩τ♩(@◜◒◝@ ) Coffee and tea on the house, soft drinks go one bitcoin per serving♩τ♬

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 11:31

(* LE„tE`) Uhh, I guess I'll take a soup of the day, then.

497 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 13:09

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@that'll be 10 bitcoin
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10077 19:02

(* LE„tE`) I don't know what a "bitcoin" is, but it can't be that much, right? Just put it on my card.

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@The exchange rate varies, but usually it's 1 to 1 with some vital organ or other.
i @˜§-]@|! i@Easiest thing to do is make you tomorrow's soup of the day.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Report to Clonepa's Liquification Services at 6 AM sharp.
@@MMƒt@
@ @ / _ɁT@@Also, does anyone know what happened to my neck?
@@/__i |˜£!|
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500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 04:46

( EƒΦE) You exchanged it for a bitcoin.

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 07:26

( E-E) I'd like a fresh bowl of [REI] piss, please.
( E - E) To make sure of the freshness, please make it in front of me.
( E - E ) DON'T HOLD BACK NOW!
( E - E ) ...with extra green onions, please.

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 08:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm afraid that on account of my cervical spine being absent, I am unable to contract my bladder.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@
@@/__i |˜£!|
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503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 22:27

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@Ah, there goes the rest of my neck.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10078 23:04

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Good thing I communicate through telepathy
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i @or my absent vocal cords would also be a problem.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 01:52

(* LE„tE`) is the soup almost done?

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:35

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@What soup?
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 18:57

@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@@@@@ ^@@@@@R
@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@@
@ @ / _Ιi @˜§-]@|! i@Anyway, it's closing time. I'm taking off.
@@/__i |˜£_R .U@- Ιƒm @
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 21:44

@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@-]]- A
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^@@@@@R
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========@@@@@@@@ !@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
==@@ The Rei's Outta Here@@==@@@@@@@@ i @˜§-]@|! i@Take it easy, losers.
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@@@@@@@ _R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ MM P L

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10079 22:48

(* LE„tE`) hey that's my car she's getting into!

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:25

(* LE„tE`) hey I never got my piss!
( E-E) If she doesn't have a cervical spine and is thus unable to contract her bladder, maybe there's a catheter bag around. She won't mind if I borrow it while her head's gone, right?
( E - E ) Or is this one of those ethical dilemmas I keep on hearing so much about? Is that stealing, or harassment?

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 00:26

(* LE„tE`) ... some of her, at least!

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 03:34

@@ (@L_T`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@Freshen your cup, hon?@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:15

(* LE„tE`) It's...it's just not the same, sorry pal. I'm sure you're a good bloke, but it's not for me. Unless you've got some of that [REI] piss.

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 06:32

@ (* LE„tE`)
@ @ / _ɁT@@I guess I gotta get it myself around here@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@@

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10080 17:37

|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@
@ _QQQ_^



@ (* LE„tE`)@@Wh-what's that ominous whooshing noise?
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@ @The Night Shift@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡



@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Sorry I'm late, traffic was a nightmare.
_|@@@_Q/@^@@What can I get for you?
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT*splat*
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 18:50

iL_J`j I guess I'll just have today's special...

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 19:03

@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@What special? lol
_|@@@_Q/@^@@
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10082 20:31

iL_J`j I don't know, some angry guy on the internet told me I should stick with this order...

519 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 20:00

( ί ƒŽί) Spicy Papaya Salad please!

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10116 21:04

@@@QQQQ
@ ^ζˆζˆ_
../ζˆζˆζˆ_
/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@One spicy poopoo salad coming up!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@Can I get you a side of poo with that?
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@@ @ Marty's @@@ @@==@@@@
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10117 10:30

R(M„DL#)Ι I don't want POO unless it's from Rei!

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 01:28

(EƒΦE) One milkshake please!

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 09:20

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@What flavour?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10180 15:21

(EƒΦE) [John] Prine's Deceased [body] flavor

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10181 21:42

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@[Sorry] we're all out [of that].
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 01:47

R[ ߁ήί]ƒm@Gimme all the square brackets you have!

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 12:20

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@Judging by the shape of your face, I think you've had enough already.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

528 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10182 21:50

@@@@ @.|R-]-‚Φ
@@@@@ i@ _ ί„Dί.v
@@Όάή-'LΙɁj)j))
@@@Ό˜Έ² -JΙl|½
@@@@@@@@ _ Give me a better tripfag gimmick than html formatting, refusing face sitting, and being a cute girl!

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10182 21:59

@@@-]]- A@@
^@@@@@R@@
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1238680718/754
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@
@@/__i |˜£!|@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@@The Rei's Diner@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

530 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-10184 06:39

Hey, maybe my gimmick can be tripfagging in no tripfag threads! That will make so many people mad!

531 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10184 09:19

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^OSo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@›@Ι:;™_;;.R=›
@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(άiL₯ƒΦ₯`‚Ž a@ .a@@Rei, please will you read me a bedtime story?
@@@@@@@@@@@@^i_,,..‚Δ‚Α..,,__@ƒm@P.^i
@@@@@@@@@@ _,.(~P@@@@@@ PP~Ν, | !
@@@@@@@@@(~@,::::::™:::::::::™:::::::::::::::.''@@}i |
@@@@@@@@ƒm@..:™::::::::::™:::::::::::™::::."@ ˜¦

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:00

Many many moons ago I worked as a barmaid in a small local pub to put myself through college and Uni. In the days before mobile phones (and for a while afterwards actually) it wasnft uncommon for the landline phone for the bar to be constantly clogged after 7pm with calls from wives wanting to know if their husbands were there.
Bar staff take enough crap as it is, without hearing a chorus of eIf thatfs my wife, tell her Ifm not heref every time the phone rang.
Management line was to do exactly as they said, so we did.
gIfm sorry Val, your husband says hefs not hereh.
Sorted.

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:15

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@^OSo
@@@@@@@@@@@@@›@Ι:;™_;;.R=›
@@@@@@@@@@@@@a(άiL-ƒΦ-`‚ށa@ .a@@Thank you, disembodied voice.
@@@@@@@@@@@@^i_,,..‚Δ‚Α..,,__@ƒm@P.^i@@Zzz...
@@@@@@@@@@ _,.(~P@@@@@@ PP~Ν, | !
@@@@@@@@@(~@,::::::™:::::::::™:::::::::::::::.''@@}i |
@@@@@@@@ƒm@..:™::::::::::™:::::::::::™::::."@ ˜¦
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