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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 16:33

I saw this mentioned in an old PS1 magazine (before PS2 was launched) http://uk.ign.com/articles/1999/07/03/ps2-clinton-eases-export-limits I wonder what the purple box was? A gamecube?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 05:53

My dick is addicted to your ass

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 10:06

I have a sudden urge to take a dump in the urinal.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 11:21

A parametric definition of life.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 16:02

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I get this weird feeling that's like a mix between hunger and happiness. A kind of yearning mixed with comfort. I wonder what chemical reaction causes this odd feeling. Google searches suggest it might be "ghrelin" but I'm not sure that's it.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 16:04

>>54
Also, it only happens in the morning. Usually when I'm hungry I just get cranky. So what's different about the morning?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 17:14

>>50
I'm intrigued.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 20:42

my life is ruined

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7358 20:49

What do I do now?

59 Name: a : 1993-09-7359 00:48

wtf are these dates

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 11:45

Why do I have so much money? This must be a mistake.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 17:41

>>58 what do we do now? My captcha is reced, maybe that is the answer.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 20:38

>>61
Run away! Run away!

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 22:52

>>63 cancels coursework: taken by mood.
>>63 has claimed a laptop!
>>63 has begun a mysterious project!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 23:03

shit on this gay cock

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 01:13

oh noes my C drive is full, about time I put my anime into my external drive

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 08:05

Yatta! I did it! I put a teabag in a cup and filled it with fresh espresso. Yesterday I stopped myself just a moment before the first drop of coffee fell in. Now my spirit is... free...

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 10:41

There's nothing wrong with the odd vampire here and there.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 12:38

>>67
What, even ones have to be left out?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 13:48

>>68
Even vampires are a given.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 18:46

I was going to be an ascetic hermit, but then my mother seduced me.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 23:35

>>70
(・∀・) How did she do that.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 00:01

The explosive growth of the internet is now past.
We have to throw away those utopias we thought up in the 90s.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 01:28

http://i.imgur.com/ga21qTF.jpg

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 02:21

I bought a 23" monitor. Now I can beat off to naked catgirls in high fashion.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 02:29

>>73
I thought it was Finn from Adventure Time before I read the caption.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 04:44

>>75 Perhaps Finn from Adventure Time IS Beady Eyes.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 11:51

Lock the doors and hide! The circus is coming to town!

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7361 23:21

A Touhou for every occasion.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:41

(party) circus man (party)

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 00:45

futanari rape party

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 01:57

I can't come up with a disparaging twist on PulseAudio (e.g. like "Poobuntu" for Ubuntu or "Skullfag" for Skulltag) and that annoys me. PoopAudio and PulseAgony are too much of a stretch.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 02:08

>>81
BallsAudio

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 04:24

I know who >>49 is.

>>80
Now, is a "rape whistle" a deterrent or a summons? I happen to have one right here, y'see, and I'm more of a theorist than an empiricist...

>>81
No, "PulseAgony" is good. Um... PussAudio. PulseSodItAll. Just stick with "PulseAgony".

N̶e̶a̶t̶Stupid trick to do to someone else's computer:

sudo ln -sf /dev/audio /dev/null

...Actually, that worked back around, oh, Sept. 800th or so. Who knows if it still does.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 10:59

I really need to shit, but I'm gonna hold it until this song is done playing.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 14:52

Writing an HTTP server is confusing. Is it that or a HTTP server?

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 15:17

Presumably you say "aytch tee tee pee" not "huttpuh" so it would be "an HTTP server".

NES is trickier. Do you say "an en ee ess" or "a ness"?

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 18:48

>>86 Filmnstuff on Youtube likes to call it "The NEZZ"

I like his show because he makes fun of bad games. He isn't as good as the AVGN, but who reviews bad games better than the AVGN?

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 21:34

>>86 I say "nezz" since SNES is "snezz"

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:08

Please Sir, won't you let me remain young and foolish a little longer?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:21

>>89 Please don't push your luck like I did it will turn around and bite you if you're not careful

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 22:24

i s******* w*** to c*** a big k****** k**** r**** into my s****

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 03:21

>>89
No, that will lead to you asking for extra sauce or extra large or some foolish shit like that and getting dismembered by the manager and other customers.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 04:30

After living alone as a grad student, I understand why people try to crazy themselves into creating imaginary tulpa friends. Shit gets depressing.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 21:08

It's fine, I'm probably just possessed.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 07:40

Say "communist jew" one more time, motherfucker.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 10:35

Confabulations.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 15:51

>>95 "communist jew one more time, motherfucker."

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 16:51

>>97
Hey, thanks man! :)

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 17:36

Living is difficult.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7364 23:20

>>99 is dying so much easier?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:50

I often wish I could die, go through the process of death myself with no one knowing about it, then wake up the next day as if nothing happened. I feel it would be pretty cathartic.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 01:55

Ees my wiener, ese.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 01:18

I learned about the "text art" setting only to find that it makes an even bigger mess than not setting it does.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 09:11

By boner is only concealed by my tight jeans.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 13:26

My Mandarin Chinese teacher is quite moe.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:09

I demand that if a further DQN album be produced, we name it "DQN ELECTRONICS TEN". Because there's already a 2010 album, and a non-existent 10 album.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:12

Today my relationship with my crush progressed more rapidly than in the last 3 years.
I learnt her name.
But I might have to take it easy with the pace.
Next thing you know you're paying for your ex-wife's childrens' college fees.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 16:07

the Guinness record for loudest flatulence

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 20:25

>>105 MY Mandarin Chinese teacher almost defeated Iron Man. So there.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

I will have none.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 22:54

Tonight made me remember how depressing my hometown is. I just want to sort myself out and move on to the next chapter in my life as soon as possible, rocky.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 03:22

i dislike Halloween

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 10:17

>>112
I like it. It's an extra challenge at work to try to pick out who's in costume and who's just always that weird-looking.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 12:13

>>112
Got spooked much?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 15:30

Clean the spiral with the spiral. Spiral the spiral. Spiral.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:24

I'm not going to be number sixty-two if I can help it.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 16:54

SHIT! I did the wrong number of asterisks.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 21:31

i forgot to say rabbit rabbit today. fuck.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 22:32

>>118 I said white rabbits! I need some good luck more than ever this month.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7367 23:39

I need to do something abò*5? ?6 ?3/5@_ $8#94$34#

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 00:30

I really do wonder about these people.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 01:02

Normally, I'd leave an old-game-pirating site alone, but I reported this one to the ESA because honestly, if you charge money for pirate downloads, you deserve to get your balls smacked.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 02:59

After reading the splendidly idiotic text file of this Doom mod, I got to thinking that the bit about Duke Nukem becoming Christian could make for a pretty hilarious mod in itself. It could crib ideas from those NES Bible games where instead of a weapon to kill you attacked enemies with "The Word of God" to make them kneel and pray. Picture a suitably Nukem-sounding voice yelling Biblical quotes to make his foes fall on their knees to be saved. Duke would go around getting prostitutes to clean up their act, give anti-drug messages, and act as a missionary to Those Alien Heathens to get them to repent their sins and convert to Christianity.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 10:36

You find yourself at the beginning of a journey.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 12:34

I've reached the "played this game so much I started dreaming about it" stage again. I'm not even surprised any more.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 14:55

>>125
I used to get that a lot, I remember especially having a bunch of dreams where I was in Black Mesa or the UAC base.

Monster Bash gave me nightmares. I think it may have been the only game that ever did, come to think of it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:15

>>125,126 Did we just talk about this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember talking about playing Katamari a lot and mentally rolling everything irl up, like my girlfriend and the bed during sex

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:24

>>127 yeah, I remember now you brought that up again.

But that was about walking around in your waking hours and feeling like you're still in the game. I just played Portal 2 two years after everyone else did, and sometimes I look around to see the places I could get to with a portal gun.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 15:39

>>128 I couldn't remember if it was here or another textboard I was on.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7368 16:04

>>127-129
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/478,479

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 01:05

duck penises

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 12:55

What do I need now? Maslow has no answers.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:20

>>130 well hey was it really 17 days ago my my

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 13:23

Dance so hard you forget your troubles, but when you wake up the next day your problems will return with much more force

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 18:48

Time passes so very slowly for some of us.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 19:03

Welcome to Dong's armory!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 22:35

>>118
who the fuck says rabbit rabbit?

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:02

>>137 I thought that then i looked it up on wikipedia to see the origins of it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7369 23:23

>>137
It's a /jp/ meme.

(/jp/ is a board on 4chan, a website you pretend not to visit!)

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 00:01

And he drew strange pictures to comfort himself.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 12:47

Qin outlawed Confucianism. He burned scholars alive and destroyed the books. Also he cared what people said about him and executed anyone who was against him.

Qin Shi Huang is an important person in Chinese history because his unification of China lasted for over two millienia (2,000 years).

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 15:53

Let's persevere!

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 18:13

Differentiate f(x) with respect to the feeling of sunlight on one's skin.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 22:51

>>140 I did, but I haven't this time yet.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 00:15

>>141
He's ugly

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 01:03

>>143 that sounds like calculus ON SHROOMS!

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 15:37

Let the other thread die! The author himself said it was a mistake! Dear god, it's #11 all over again.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 20:13

I LOVE JAVASCRIPT

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7371 21:23

How do I stop lagging behind reading DQN?

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