I ran my computer's headphone output through my guitar effects pedal board. For the last hour, I have been adding various combinations of effects to porn videos. I started out working the pedals with my feet, using the mouse with one hand, and masturbating with the other, but now I'm not even masturbating, I'm just laughing hysterically while choosing random porn videos and tweaking the various combinations of delay, reverb, flanger, phaser, fuzz, tremolo, and tape echo, as well as looping various random segments. I was just starting to calm down and wipe the tears from my eyes when I realized my SP-404 has a pitch shifting effect.

I have never been so happy.