[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: (☞߁Νί)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9318 02:48

I want to return this dog, its shibness level is unsatisfactory.

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9319 21:44

Henceforth I vow to only post the finest captchas in this thread.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 02:23

I got self and exam, it's like Lord Inglip wants me to check my balls. Or my boobs.

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 20:33

>>861,862
Well this is awkward. I used to play a metrosexual young medical intern on a TV sitcom but then I took my wife's last name, now I'm an exbraff.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9320 22:25

Your tepid hairstyles pale in comparison to my epic fro. Should just shave it all off.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9321 02:19

Aw korsh Mickey, that's a violation of international law!

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9322 16:14

You gotta add some bruises and scratches to make it baveable

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9323 01:36

>>867
You're just unperceptive, it looks pretty sheably to me.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9323 10:20

Don't be so quass, kids awe watching this, wabbit.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9323 10:58

>>874 just take this fucking dog back before things get rough fam

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9323 11:05

>>874,867
Hey come on let's all cawm down here, I'm sure we can work this out.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9323 22:07

When I refreshed depage someone had already posted what I was intending to post.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 02:34

Is there a way to decube filet mignon? I... didn't fuck up! That would be ridiculous, right? Haha....

880 Name: Neko-chan : 1993-09-9324 09:09

>>877 *hiss*sss

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 09:11

I'll wait in the other room while you unude yourself.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 15:04

Yo fool! what's fo' lunch my nigga?

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 20:56

>>882
me
:)

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9324 21:41

>>883
Well, unthepe your trousers then and come and stand on this ottoman while I go and fetch the cutlery.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9325 00:13

I don't know whether to fap or laff. May as well flaff

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9325 12:02

>>885
Hey, why not buth

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9325 16:13

>>877
I bet you were greeted wawmly at the dog factory.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9327 09:37

I done bought me some tax free smokes up on the injun reservation.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9329 09:17

I'm sick of this cold weather. Can't wait until it's juyly again.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9329 20:06

I haven't had gum in a long while.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9329 20:07

Pokémon go to the polls.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9330 13:57

Here we see the DQN. There is an inate crappiosoty woven into his being that leads him away from water to die as soon as his mother kicks him out of the nest. How he keeps popping into existance has confounded equinologists for decades, probably because equinology os the study of horses.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9330 20:17

Shut up, dan.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 00:30

Yeah, Dan. jeizz!

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9331 14:12

Wutheer? Wutheer?
There's color everywhere
Wutheer?
There's white things in the air

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 03:33

I've invented a process to manufacture living lagomorphs from petroleum byproducts. I call it bunetion.

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 04:14

Shut the fuck up, steve.

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 05:25

Hey! You can't just jaw off to me like that, man.

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 14:31

Hey babe, why don't you come back to my place and play some wi sports?

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 21:32

>>899
Not in a million years. I know you always cheit.

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9332 22:37

Would anyone happen to know the lubition of WD40?

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9333 00:12

I do not know, but I do know this: wo to the couple who attempts anal sex with it.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9338 21:03

It's tough to try and do anything useful with that tiny a dick.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9338 21:05

My pofetion is gay prostitution.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9339 00:39

Mix up a gim and tomic for momma.

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9340 03:34

He rolled very tirely down the side of the road.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9340 03:34

Bravo! Bravo! Take a bow!

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 09:27

Do not pass Go. Go directly to jale.

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9342 15:33

Sorry, I didn't wiss that, can you rewiss that?

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9351 16:48

Every scorching winter, in drought-stricken Arizona where all is brown and dead, the home-owning retirees hope for a Christmas miracle in which Santa Claus shall lawngive.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9352 09:04

my captcha is thule so i'm listening to burzum

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9352 20:13

>>911
gb2 /pol/

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 16:02

I like my men like I like my films: uncutt.

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9359 18:09

You have it! You can't unhave it!

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9361 15:39

*thott*s are kinda fun to look at sometimes, but they won't let me play no matter what, so there's just no point

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 08:41

sheig heil!

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 14:27

Yami o kirisaku OH desare

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9362 18:31

Don't do it! Don't eat thatchive!

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9367 04:14

The joint is out. It's time for theashment

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9368 00:59

Have you rewatched chi 's sweet home lately?

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 16:29

nice weather we're having today.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 16:57

I probably would drink a laquotion, but I think most people probably would not, but I am okay with this.

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 17:17

/i/deux/i/

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 19:37

My pimpmobile won't start. Must be a problem with its nigition.

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9369 22:07

You really must clean up in here, this thread is fithly!

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9372 03:19

ow thezzedge

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9372 06:40

I'll just jott my captcha down here.

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9372 12:54

Dude, lube

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9374 19:01

>>928
The state of these replies is getting pretty *dire*.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9375 02:11

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unete

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9376 06:40

My favorite avenger is hawck eye.

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 23:03

>>921
Wow, I badly wish that were me.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 23:26

ever see a devil carp? i have. it's the real makoy.

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 23:32

This is a reide! Close the pool immediately before the disease spreads!

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 15:25

I accidentally hit the settall button on my spreadsheet, now the entire page is repeated ( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹) faces.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 20:00

Suwwender now, or face my wath!

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 20:24

You're kind of a deuze bag, aren't you?

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 06:50

Where the sexy ladies at? I must wive all of you.

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 20:48

Have you heard about the latest hot new musical trend, inspired by geographical data processing software? It's called GIScore!

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 02:18

I hope to make it big in LA just in time to shout kobe!!! and wildly miss an attempt to land some garbage in the can while the big quake finally hits.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 02:21

I'm glad you have a dream that fills you with such joygh >>940.

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 19:52

Excuzz mi mista, plz wont u buy sum flowaz?

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 01:34

Mixing up some lolicore in my daw. oontz oontz oontz

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 05:46

They call 'em fongers but I never see 'em fong. Oh, there they go.

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 12:43

ay bb are you an exwan because i'd take ya for a ride till ya sonic boom

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 23:34

Playing some tecken Tag Tournament on my PS2

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9389 00:40

They should make a prison just for gay people, we could call it gaill.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 00:36

BREAKING NEWS: Pope Francis has confessed his sexual attraction to both men and women, making him the first reigning bipope since the 11th century pontiff Benedict IX.

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 01:17

fuck you

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 01:20

>>949
That's an awfully juvunile thing to say, pal

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9391 03:10

god spede ye plough & sende us corne inon

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9395 15:20

In the 6th century of your reckoning, I was banished from my homeland by a Chinese empress for refusing to divulge the secret of immortality. Ever since, I have wandered the world in a state of wuxile.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9395 20:14

>>952
Are you sure you aren't in exyole?

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9395 23:05

>>953
Either way I guess it's preferable to spending 1500 years in jeill.

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9402 22:26

I appreciate your koynness.

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9404 18:34

>>949
Que???

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9404 19:31

>>956 It means giving someone firm, deliberate lovetion.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 02:29

>>957
That sounds gay

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 02:43

Die juden sind unser Unglück!

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9409 19:54

>>958 There was absolutely no allusion to any gender of the participants, what you think it sounds like came entirely from within you - spothe homo!

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9410 05:00

don't tase me bro

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9411 03:02

I have collected so many Pepes that it is slowing down my computer noticeably. I guess I'll have to defroge my hard drive.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9411 04:37

Ifu you ebaa reabe, baby you uudo take away ebryshingu goodo in mai raifu.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9413 04:05

Time flieth like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9416 19:39

Fellow Tumblrites, can you help me discover who my kin is? I'm thinking it might be Debito Arudou.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9435 14:02

It's time for my daily dose of medicine.
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