>>32 decides what programming language I learn (40)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 19:14

I want to do something else aside from learning Japanese, reading Manga, watching Anime and posting on anonymous image- and textboards

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 19:29

learn 2GET laid

3 Name: (▰˘◡˘▰) Minister for Ineveitable and Obvious Predictions : 1993-09-7320 21:34

>>32 will say something silly and everyone else will groan.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 21:58

inb4GET brainfuck

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 23:09

>>3
Yeah, like Ruby or something.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7320 23:37

penis

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 00:56

>>32 should totally say LISP. Inb4 people fight over Scheme.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 00:59

I hate that you already decided your thread will get at least 31 replies. That's very unhumble of you.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 06:29

>>8
Maybe >>1 will write a script to auto-post >>10-31.
... Oh wait

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 09:58

Can't you just, like, choose one? The choice is arbitrary if you learn well enough.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 13:41

Make up your own language

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 14:04

Just keep working on Japanese so you can program robots.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 19:26

let's make program

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 20:08

>>5
Too bad that Ruby on Rails is slow as fuck!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7321 20:58

>>32 is going to recommend Alice.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7322 21:46

Let us not forget cmd

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7323 12:48

>>16
Indeed

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 02:13

>>12
ぬるぽ

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 10:28

>>18
java is unacceptable

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 13:56

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21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7325 14:12

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 14:20

>>1 shouldn't have made this thread so long, eh?

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 15:08

>>2
It's okay, it will get there eventually. What you should be worried about is the regret you'll feel learning whatever language >>32 actually decides for you.
You're better off just learning Perl to save yourself the trouble.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7327 15:09

>>23
That was clearly a mistake. I meant to refer to >>22
But now I've moved the thread even further for you!

25 Name: 1000 : 1993-09-7331 17:29

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 01:55

This thread sure worked, eh?

A) Learn Ruby and not Rails
B) Learn ECMAS but focus on node.js
C) Learn Perl because it is 1993
D) Learn FORTH (it is not all-caps but it is an easier Wikipedia search that way) and then look down on all non-Forthers
E) Learn MIX/MMIX (well okay MIXAL/MMIXAL) and then look down on all MIXers/MMIXers including yourself
F) Learn C because you're gay for the PDP-11
G) Learn LISP because you're gay for lambda calculus

Only really do A, though.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7505 02:13

NEEEEIGH! My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy!

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 10:24

Almost a year has passed,
But >>1 hasn't learned
The wonders of Lambda Calculus.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 12:39

x86 Assembly

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 16:53

6502 Assembly.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 17:45

Brainfuck

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