"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Not a comic book but my stupid daydream is for a R rated farcically grimdark take on Inspector Gadget where his body starts rejecting his implants and terrifying and comical body horror ensues
What the fuck is wrong with people these days? making events around video games then slowly changing and policing them with retarded rules and excuses because they are ashamed of playing video games? grow the fuck up
but yeah there is definitely a large segment of fandom that has drank the kool-aid and wants the future to be Iron Man stomping on a human face, forever.
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russian man says hello howard. howard does not comply. howard is imprisoned. his family is howerd
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>>757
I've heard of most of them, but that's because I actually play video games instead of getting mad about them on twitter.
>>758
Your knowing these things discriminates against those who don't. Stop paying attention to your hobby, you monster.
A couple of years ago, when I was looking for apartments, the Craigslist pages were packed with bullshit listings that redirected you to paid links for real estate companies, furniture sellers, and brokers. I got so annoyed that I wrote a program which used proxies to flag the fuck out of the bullshit scam listings. I had cleaned out the garbage within a couple of days. Eventually, Craigslist implemented some measures to stop auto-flagging, but I am pretty sure it can still be done if you have enough proxies in the geographic area you want to target.
I wish I still had the source code.
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What if you put a minimized Poké Ball in an orifice, then enlarge it? What if, then, that you open it?!
Boy, it’s pretty amazing what you get when you fart into a microphone with ‘Speech to Text’ on, isn’t it?
I didn’t read it and I thought it was great. Onto my Hugo list it goes because it’s important to meninism, whitopia and Eurofuturism in cis lunar space.
Bob Dylan, /fit/, and Linux. You sound like one of the most insufferable of human beings.
The words "Internet" and "security" do not belong in the same sentence.
Not a week goes by without another big bank or online vendor or supermarket chain getting hit by mysterious "sophistcated hacker attacks" that steal their customers' SSNs by the millions.
These "mysterious attacks" do not involve buffer overflows, nor brute-force cracking of encryption. They involve a representative of the Russian Mafia, or the Triads, waving a twenty-dollar bill under the nose of a network admin in Bangalore who is being paid two cents a day.
Putting any personal information whatsoever online is walking around with a "kick me" sign on your back.
Actually putting an SSN or bank account number information into any online form is equivalent to cashing in your life savings in hundred-dollar bills, stripping naked, taping the money all over your naked body, putting on a blindfold, and going for a stroll in Harlem at midnight.
The older I get, the less I give a shit.
Midwits say "You should choose me as a leader, because I'm smart!" Other midwits value intelligence, so they agree, cause they're special too. It's their natural reward for working hard and getting good grades
Along comes the kid who smokes dope with the anti-socials out behind the gym, who never studies for anything, who knocks out term papers in a couple of hours so he can get back to something interesting, and laughs at them. He doesn't want to be a leader because, first of all, student government is a joke, right? Secondly, he's not part of any functional social clique, except the anti-socials who smoke dope out behind the gym. He's used to being alone,a nd in many ways prefers it. He doesn't value the things that they think are important even though he has more of it than they do. That's what infuriates them. he should value grades, leadership positions, attaboys, gold stars on the assignment, social standing, all the rewards they themselves so diligently seek. And he doesn't. He's just bored and looking for an interesting project to work on.
That's what they label arrogance.
Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.
Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?
First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.
Mathematics is also great proof of God. How is it possible that:
98
x72
can be figured out by carrying a digit over the top? What if that didn't work? How would we multiply without calculators?
If carrying over the one on top of the 9 did not work, how would we multiply? Seems awfully convenient to me that it "just happened" like that?
If you have never raped anyone, why do you feel so much rape guilt? Do innocent drivers apologize for hit and runs?
>>772
Same thing with white guilt. Soon: male guilt and using gender-specific pronoun guilt.
Hmm.. The real lesson here is Islam seeks to devour everything in its path and will do so unless it is given a good beating every century or so
It is impossible to understand people's behavior[citation needed]
Most of the folks that I've met who are down with the syndrome are genuinely interesting and friendly people, much more so than most normalfags.
Also loud tard moans during sex are hotter than you realize.
Check em, heavenly trips.
These creepy pasta games need to stop having the ".exe" bullshit. I understand its trying to be scary, but at this point im more scared of a file named "deezenutz" as opposed to anything ".exe"
>>778
...what other filetype would you use for a game? I mean don't get me wrong, if full-fledged games had standard extensions like videos and movies that you could just double-click and use a universal game engine (or flosswtfbbq imitator) to run that given game filetype, that would be great, but I don't think anyone other than Bethesda is there yet.
I watched porn when I was 11 and was never arrested
>>780
.app
it just doesn't sound as menacing though
exe = executable
execution is pretty hardcore
app sounds silly
hauntedgameofdeath.app
:o)
>>782
You realize Macintosh became pointless around the time Microsoft made the first Windows, and only briefly reattained genuine technological relevance with the iPod, right?
For people who really hate Microsoft, GNU/Linux is more functional, more compatible, and free rather than needlessly expensive. The only sort of people who use Macintosh computers are those with more money than brains, and those afraid of everything and innately helpless. Neither of these makes for a good creepypasta protagonist; we're trained to hate those richer than us, and dumb rich people are even less likeable, and the completely helpless protag has long since been played out and predictable in horror...it lacks tension now. For these reasons, the DQN committee hereby reissues official approval for the extension "exe" for general usage in creepypasta.
>>778
.bin
.bat if you are on shitty Windows
.py (the scariest because snakes are scary)
.pl
scripts are more scary than executables.
>>785
Those too, and ruby and whatever thing that executes I may have missed.
>>783
I think it's because there's something obscure and threatening about computer viruses and stuff, and Windows is where all the virus things are, and they come mostly from .exe files. It's like some sort of testament to how Windows machines do anything but what the user wants, even get possessed by evil spirits.
I learned very early on that "two weeks" is programmer-speak for "I have no idea how long it will take".
>>789
I know what you're saying but if you have UAC not set to max, an .exe can pretty much do whatever it wants to your computer on Windows without you knowing, whereas, unless you like rolling as root on any other UNIX-like system because you are a fool, or a zero-day privilege escalation exploit is found (which are usually fixed really quickly, although it takes a bit more on OS X) an executable binary won't do much, which makes viruses on Windows a lot more threatening and scary, especially if you see computers as mystical things that can get possessed by juju magic.
I dunno, "cursed .exe files" just seems to work better than "cursed .bin files".
Also it may be that, because they are less common, .bin sounds more technical and thus less supernatural and scary. Maybe it's a bit of everything.
Maybe it's just that... "голубой" (light blue) is slang for "gay" in rus, so when I see that palette used in wads I feel like I discovered something new about the author... dunno, never liked it.
Trout. Trout. Let it all out.
These are the fish we can live without.
Come on.
I’m fishing for you.
Come on.
You know what? You're right. No one should have to feel ugly. Every girl deserves to feel like a princess, and should be treated like how princesses deserve: with the guillotine. Vive la république!
This was the 1st CRPG I ever played that had me worried about dysentery because it's the 1st one to implement hunger system, being trapped from civilization AND starting out in the sewers at the same time.
I remember thinking who the heck would eat "food" that is being stowed in a slimy and lichen-ridden alcove. It might not be displayed but sewers generally are full of human wastes, garbage and pests (unless the kobolds also double as full time janitors between their passion-fueled hero-killing sprees).
Other similar games happened in dungeons. It might not be extremely sanitary but at least the food is less questionable since dungeons are expected to be inhabited. Sewers? Not so much. Who the hell would set up a kitchen in a sewer? Or handle and store foodstuff, raw or cooked?
I could think of hundreds of places that even includes wrapping the food in paper and burying it in dirt which would still make the food more palatable than leaving that chicken drumstick lying on the floor at the end of a sewer passageway.
The only reason I could think of for doing that is to, probably, poison the poor moron who is stupid enough to pick that shit up and eat it. For all it's worth, it probably IS a piece of turd that was lovingly hand-molded into the shape of a chicken drumstick by kobold sculptors.
>>787
So are lifelong Linux users actually just afraid of Windows because they don't know how to use it?
>>788
Actually, a lot of things just really take about two weeks to code...
>>790
You can do one of these two things to safely use Windows (or even both!)
- Actually make backups of important files
- Not download and run retarded shit non-stop for no reason
For the record, much of Windows cannot be modified without being on the admin account (compare sudo) or even logged as a superadmin (compared actual root)
"Hey! Where did this come from?! I don't think there are many "bent" riders here, but it's a start. I bought a recumbent this time last year, after I herniated a disc in my low back (just after having registered for STP and RSVP) and I was desperate to keep up with the training. I'd hoped to ride STP on the recumbent, but discovered it was harder to build up those recumbent legs than I'd planned. I think it's going to happen this year, though.
I hope more recumbent riders chime in here!"
Headboard is all sticky.
Drawers on the kitchen ceiling fan. Who has a ceiling fan in their billionaire bedroom?
ffs
Because looking over Tyson's celebrated career, it seems his biggest discovery was a job opening at the Hayden Planetarium; he would be to busy preening before cameras to figure out the Earth was in trouble.
The ‘international community’ that routinely rakes Israel over the coals for ‘human rights violations’ while their next door neighbors are beheading people left and right without a single mention is the same ‘international community’ that informs us of the dangers of AGW, and the requirements of the first world to pay damages to the third world.
I question their credibility.
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Several years working in inner city hospitals never once did I meet a black as smart as Seen on TV
TL;DR: fucking Austrians paved the way for US economic and military domination.
Mercedes Lackey...I realized why that name sounded familiar. You see her books in thrift stores a lot. Usually, they're in pristine condition.
Hurricanes…more laws, raise taxes
Tornado[e]s…more laws, raise taxes
Hot…more laws, raise taxes
Cold…more laws, raise taxes
Flooding…more laws, raise taxes
Drought…more laws, raise taxes
Earthquakes…more laws, raise taxes
Missing Child…more laws, raise taxes
Someone Offended…more laws, raise taxes
…
Until I started studying radical feminism, I never thought of ‘normal’ as an achievement.
First of all, I must say that I’ve been waiting a long time to see this movie. Given the good and user rating review higher than I expected this movie to be excellent. Oh boy was I disappointed. Initially, the film was a great start, but after that everything started to go to Japan, so oddly enough, it completely changed the Japanese animation. The effects of watching this movie, I was so disastrous that I felt compelled, for the first time, write a review to warn people who do not like Japanese animation, to avoid this movie. I mean, seriously, AVOID !! I was also sad to see the animated Disney Disney lost MOJO
Aggrotech i fucking LOVE because you DONT SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GERBIL GETTING ASSRAPED.
If it were possible to go back into time to, say, 1940 to ask a White, bow-tied, pipe-smoking liberal Ivy League college professor what he expected conditions to be like several generations after Blacks had been granted full equality, and then to pose the same question to a White, gap-toothed, tobacco-chewing Deep South farmer with an eighth-grade education, whose answer would most closely reflect the way things really are today?
But the god of the Muslims is real because we are scared of those guys and hope they don’t hurt us.
"If you where an 65yo old attention whore who could only get the media's limelight by cutting off your cock on live TV my love."
Kinda wordy......!
"Pimped by the Kardashians"
Hmmm.....I'm not married to it!
This is tougher than I thought.
It's also reminiscent of the scene in Superman 3 (1983) when the computer possesses the villain's sister, covers her with machine parts and turns her into a minion robot, another scene notorious for scaring kids back in the day. Who would've thought that the idea of being captured and possessed by a giant evil force and getting horribly, seemingly irreversibly deformed while the creepy sound of terrified screams fills the room would scare kids?
But, hey, the wild time of dial-up BBSes, Usenet, FidoNet and such was neat. Now, it's all fast, politrectally correct and heavily regulated.
Information Super Autobahn
With all lamers doing 30 on the inside lane with their blinkers on.
It's clear that the culture of the Forgotten Realms discriminates against the transgendered and won't let that poor elf change her sex and name on her character sheet.
The origin of 'shitlord': Meet the woman so heroically PC that she had to invent a new insult
From what you just read, the problem with this book is not that it is dirty, it's that it has sentence structure equaling that of a mentally handicapped lemon.
POOPCAR is DRIVING TO SPACE !!! WE are all going to die from all of this poop oxygen!!!
It’s kinda funny how nothing quite makes these special snowflakes as bunny-boiling mad as quoting their own words. On the other hand, ‘People quoting me accurately makes me so angry,’ does seem like something a mentally ill person might say.
It is possible that you have never heard, or never cared to remember, my case that a certain US Party is only cosmetically different from when they ran explicitly White Supremacist platforms. You may have heard of the recent high profile event this year, where they orchestrated the burning of minority neighborhoods. Their base insists that this was proper, and not at all racist.
Yep, me too!!!!! This is worse that Mickysofts stupid paper-clip saying "Hey, i think you are writing a letter!". Now the Google search is trying to tell me what it thinks i want to search for!! Worse than a woman. Please Google, just because CPU's and broadband are fast enough to do somethung annoying, it doesn't mean you HAVE to do it.
Actually, translation error could be only in "impale the scum". Russian variant is about vertical impalement through rectum.
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.
Eventually his head went so far up his anus that it created a singularity, collapsing his site along with it.
They had to call it something. However, they needed a label in between "pretentious wankers up their own ass with themselves" and "musicians with real talent and training not limiting themselves to banal formulaic bullshit." They picked something in between that makes everyone unhappy, and that's all you can ask for.
"The left also rules corporate America, media, intelligence, education (K to doctorate), much of medicine, on and on."
That's the funny part. They've spent all this time and effort taking over these big, centralized bureaucracies, just in time for those bureaucracies to become obsolete.
Big Business is a dinosaur, mass media is dying, no sane person wants to send their kids to a state-run school any more, doctoring is about to be devastated by medical engineering.
And, without the power of those bureaucracies to do their will, SJWs will be reduced to those crazy old ladies pushing shopping carts down the street and rambling about how you're raping them whenever you look at them.
Hi, I'm Jack, and I'm an ASMRtist. I don't have time for your ableism or your ignorance, so if you make some stupid-ass comment about autistic people or yet another unoriginal, unfunny comment about the volume of my videos, you're auto-banned. IDGAF. If you don't know what ASMR is, there are pleeeeenty of resources to educate yourself with. Go do it. I don't have the spoons for your negativity or your intentional density.
What is mean "FYI"? "F@ck You Idiot"???
WELLLLLL..... there's a bit more to the story, lol. I did a few other less-than-favorable things (vandalizing school bathrooms, desks, stealing books from the book-it truck, and one time I poured Elmer glue down all the band teams musical instrumemts, hacking the schools training computers (which were apple II gs's if I remember correctley) to display ascii penises), but the defining moment was that doom art. it was a Catholic school and they had suspended me a year earlier just for bringing in a copy of mortal kombat for Sega that I was loaning to a buddy.
When i was kid i also joined a kid cuisine cult and all we ate was kid cuisine. They don't let you leave and whenever the pudding touches the corn we take it as a sign from the kid cuisine gods and have a feast.
Help me.
Seriously this would be like the black panthers complaining that the sun is racist because its white instead of black which has nothing to do with racism at all.
Doom 1/2, however, is that girl that you end up marrying. Brutal Doom is the harlot that you cheat on your wife with, but you always end up returning to your one true love...
It's freedom of speech. It's a properly democratic country. If you want to deficate on the central reservation on a road you can I have seen it with my own eyes. No one cares
Can't tell if surrealist masterpiece or just horrifying children show.
>>843 that one "Adventures of Mark Twain" episode where they talk to an angel named "Satan"?