[BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 17:34

>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 17:52

Atlantic Ocean

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 18:23

fosution

(my captcha)

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 18:25

Shittens

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 18:41

http://zen-and-the-art-of-fisting.tumblr.com/

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 19:55

Make fosution the solution

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7953 19:57

　　　　　∧∧
　　　 (⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　 　/__ﾉωヽ__)

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 10:10

Extreme Agile Pyramidhyperscheme

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 11:29

Affiliated with Pax Tsukuru Inc.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 15:54

We are the Outback Steakhouse of Toilet Paper. Our business space encompasses the universe. We expect to make profits exceeding 12 figures by 2025. Macro Trends show our target demographic (everybody) is an idiot, therefore they will give us money. So you should too.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 17:00

"These dubs ain't the only thing to check around here. http://zen-and-the-art-of-fisting.tumblr.com/" per every textboard's 11th post.

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 17:18

Peter F. Dick

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 17:45

I am not a number, I am a free man!

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 17:53

Does anybody need another coffee?

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 19:29

We still get health insurance right

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 21:05

I think I jammed the printer, someone should fix it I guess.

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 21:13

What do the Kha'ak want?

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7954 21:27

< ｀∀´> Fosution (subsidiary of Samsung) is greatest company under heaven nida!

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 00:38

Minecraft: Pocket Edition

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 07:02

ruquotion

(the new captcha)

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 11:47

I cannot tell you how immensely sorry I am that things have turned out this way. I will admit that mistakes were made and I'm very sorry if anyone was upset by this. Again, I must express my most heartfelt regret that half of this year's profits mysteriously vanished into an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands, and promise that it won't happen again.

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7955 18:13

Yeah we fucked up. ruqtuotion can't deliver on our MVP without another several trillion in funding. I guess a fully-functioning cyborg Korean was too ambitious.

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