[BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:34

>>2 location of the company
>>3 company name
>>4 name of our product
>>5 company URL
>>6 Mission Statement
>>7 Company Logo
>>8 Framework
>>9 Industry Connections
>>10 Pitch deck
>>11 Viral Advertising scheme
>>12 Invests in our company
>>13-17 unpaid interns (useless)
>>18 The MVP
>>19 name of our first app
>>20 rebrands the company
>>21 apologizes to our investors
>>22 apologizes to our customers
>>23-29 customers (useless)
>>30 (CEO) takes the money and runs

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 17:14

Look, all I'm saying is that having a system that allows for extreme wealth inequality is great motivation for people who are at the lowest income bracket. It gives them a ladder to move up, if they so choose. If we were freakin' commies we'd all make the same and then CEOs and inventors would have no motivation to reinvent the wheel instead of just working at Micky D's. You know what I'm saying?
Besides, billionaires deserve all the money they make. They're not your average joe who unclogs toilets for a living.
All I'm saying is... is this money is mine, fair and square. We're too big to fail anyway so it's not like the government's going to do anything about it. And I can just pay off cops. No one can arrest me.
Even if I do get brought to court, I can always claim that I don't know where the money went. What's Bitcoin? What's a Swiss bank account? I don't know! I only have pfff money stored in baha American banks!
At the end of the day, life isn't fair. Deal with it.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:39

>>30 I used my meager pay to buy a Mosin Nagant sniper rifle and a can of 7.62x54r ammo. BANG, one criminal CEO gone, 900 more to go.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 03:23

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33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 09:01

>>32
This is strange, there are no records of this company existing past 1993-09-7955, only 2 days since its founding.

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