Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
>>543
Why would you even have doubts about it. If you can buy burritos at 3 in the morning in your city, you can hire a male prostitute.
>>548
No. Am lesbian. Non practicing lesbian. It seems now I am old enough that everyone else has experience and nobody wants to be my first time. I live in a small college town and there ain't too many grills here; I teach right now so I'm not trying to have sex with an undergrad. I also may have legit aspergers.
I don't think sex tourism is for me anyways. It's was an interesting flight of fancy but I don't think I'd enjoy it if I had sex that way.
sorry for making you all read mi diario amigos just wanted to clear that up i agree with you men are gross
>>551
I'm sure this is all obvious advice, but I suggest visiting or moving to a place with a high density of lesbians. For example, I live in the Bay Area and its reputation for being a homosexual haven is actually quite true. Over half of my female friends are lesbian and they all say it's easy to get laid here. You can do it through apps like Tinder, by visiting one of many lesbian bars, or even just in your daily life if you're confident enough to flirt with people. Of course it's still probably going to be a little difficult if you're unattractive or socially awkward, but to tell the truth I've met plenty of nerdy, awkward, unattractive women who are still happily getting laid here. (And I'm sure you're much hotter than them, fellow DQNer!)
Then again, if it's just sex you're after, vibrators+porn is probably better, honsetly. I think the main advantage to real-life sex is that feelings of affection for your partner make it feel better. In any case, I wish you luck.
If I were a girl I'd be so fuckin' gay.
You could really call anybody "The Scaleless".
I haven't seen modern dubs, but watching some of the older ones, all of the characters become much more direct and kind of bitchy in the dubbed version.
Sex tourism is the only option for sexual sadist lesbians.
Men who cut their dicks off to find intimacy as "lesbian" are weird. WEIRD!
>>551
People here might think differently, but your first time shouldn't be with a hired escort. I mean, once you get money, it won't be hard to find a hooker who's willing to do lesbian but... I don't recommend having your first time to be with a prostitute. It's terrible. Awful. Don't do it. I would've much preferred to swallow 20 minutes of awkwardness and rejection than doing that shit.
Try tinder or something.
>>557 I would agree if I thought there was a single man in the world who's ever done this, because it sounds fucking insane.
Then again, some people are insane, so it's probably happened at least a few times.
>>561
CWC comes close, but >she hasn't had any sort of surgery.
>>561
There are plenty of people who married and then did sex reassignment but still liked their partner.
Don't be put off just because your first time goes bad. I kept talking about how the champagne-flavoured condoms were really stinky, and I was sweating like crazy. Look at me now though, I'm a sex god!
>>564
Since recent times, both, actually. They are sisters now.
The Wachowskis changed their avatars' gender inside the matrix lol
Yeah, kidney stone, park half way down my dicktube. THANKS A LOT you itchy little fuck.
Be a bisexual bee
>>569
Awesome, will try to contribute in whatever way possible.
This is how it is done.
An AI beat a 9 Dan professional Go player for the best time last month. Cool.
Well, now I understand why everyone wants to become a monk/nun.
What do you do when you're feeling blue?
>>576 I definitely think about that myself sometimes. Seems like a way less stressful life. But there are probably stressful things about being a monk or a nun too that we don't know about.
If you kill the tranny in the new Baldur's Gate thing, does she drop a pair of fake melons?
So, if I do it, it might actually work. It does make sense.
But why did it not work before with them?
Hell yeah, I got a 20% student discount on my new dildo.
genuinely reflecting
>>580
I've got a couple of projects in mind for IPFS, one being a standard DNS TXT static website.
The other is a distributed BBS sort of resembling a blockchain. Once I start actually working on it, and if my understanding of IPFS is correct, it should be able to mitigate (some) anonymity issues of running over plain IP.
>>584
Yeah, a bbs would be awesome, but I don't understand how you'd get the most recent commit. I still don't really know how it all works, but what it looks like to me is that the hash of the commit you have can only point to previous commits of itself and can't be altered. If you were to make a bbs with this, how would you get the most recent comments?
Have they actually tested handling of hash collisions?
>>589
Also, there should be someway to calculate the probability of a collision happening within in one age of the universe using the birthday paradox, but I'm not smart enough to do that.
>>552,560
Thanks for the advice amigos. I'll be ok.
I should try tinder. But I'm too shy to do it and I don't have a Facebook account anyway and I'm not really willing to make one. Doesn't seem like you can get away with a fake one easily.
If I could just get rid of the man boobs, I'd be set.
>>591 You could try care homes or orphanages or something like that maybe? They always reek of desperation whenever I walk past
>>589
>>590
That's not very reassuring. We used to think md5sum was good. Now we don't, and we've known how to create collisions for it for a decade (http://www.mathstat.dal.ca/~selinger/md5collision/). SHA-1 is a 160-bit hash that we used to think was good. We now have (kinda) collision generation for it (https://eprint.iacr.org/2015/967 - read the Recommendations at https://sites.google.com/site/itstheshappening/ for a good overview of where on the ‘not good’ scale it falls).
To invoke the birthday paradox as you requested, the average time before A Bad Thing is given by the time to generate 2^(256/2) hashes for a 256-bit sum. Using your calculations, it's ~1e17 * AOU. Note that the same calculations for SHA-1 yield ~3e4 * AOU, and SHA-1 is considered unsafe. Even the humble md5sum yields ~0.04 * AOU, and I can generate a collision in seven minutes on a five year old personal computer (http://www.mathstat.dal.ca/~selinger/md5collision/).
Who is to say that their hash function will never be ‘not good’? Is there a way of sanely upgrading the infrastructure to use a different hash function later?
Alternately, there could be a very good reason why the hash can't be exploited. Git's design makes hash collisions only detrimental to the collider (you can't use a SHA-1 collision to send a poison commit that screws up a remote repository, it just results in your commit getting dropped (I think)). I don't immediately see that similar logic applies to this project, but if it does, it would be the best-case scenario.
Is it worse to be objectified or subjugated?
>>594
Thanks for the resources! As for a sane way to upgrade from SHA256, the first two bytes specify what hash they are using: "the first two bytes in hex is 1220, where 12 denotes that this is the SHA256 hash function and 20 is the length of the hash in bytes ― 32 bytes." I'm guessing they included that so that the hash could be changed at some point. That's just my guess though.
Scarlet is actually a really nice girls' name.
I swear I'm not actually this pretentious, it's all just a big misunderstanding.
I am Andrew.
Have I carved enough?
I want to love you like a zombie.
>>585
Nodes broadcast "I'm interested in this board" and others interested in the same board scan around to find it (if I understand the DHT mechanisms correctly).
When you post, your node's IPNS reference updates; others pick it up, merge the difference into their copy of the board, and broadcast the new board; this repeats ad infinitum until every node sees the same board. It'll be one giant self-updating graph of replies pointing to posts pointing to threads.
There would be no way to trust who posted when, so every post must be a reply to another, and ordering of sibling replies would remain unspecified. Also, spam mitigation would probably have to involve blacklisting nodes.
You could run a node yourself or visit a website running the same software, and it wouldn't matter.
>>588-590,594
I don't think birthday collisions are an interesting problem on this scale or for this system, because you'd need a universe's worth of data for one to occur. Targeted attacks are more of an issue, but not in the near future. SHA-1 is unsafe, but the current cost to generate a collision is around $70,000, and the hash can be changed when SHA-256 suffers the same fate, as >>598 says. (Git, meanwhile, isn't interested in any of this because it is not designed for security. Trusting a commit is for the repo owner to worry about.)
I haven't been on DQN in close to 5 years, but I feel like I'm right at home.
I don't want a job, but I also am getting tired of sitting in my mom's apartment everyday. I'm a loser, but a nice one.
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Go away Bears!
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>>608
I somehow managed to graduate high school and immediately moved out with a person I was engaged with. Long story short, I wasn't ready to live on my own and now I'm back at NEET status and scrambling to collect pieces of my life together. I'm selling 90% of what I own to save money so that I can afford taxis to a job (I never got my driver's license). I wasted a lot of time and I'm kind of paying the price for it.
I don't necessarily think it'll all be too hard , I'm still only 21 so I have my whole life ahead of me. I've got no support system though, but I can't expect my parents to help me out more than giving me a place to sleep, especially with that I have been putting them through.
Why won't the bears just leave him alone?
Also there needs to be a kind of Seven Up! series for long forgotten internet sensations. Some group that checks up on the once popular icons every seven or so years. The people need to know where Charlie Bit My Finger kid will be in a few years and what Star Wars kid has done with his life.
I temporarily freed myself from the albatross but it'll be back again tomorrow.
Who here poops from their butt? Don't be ashamed, raise your hands.
I'm hesitant to admit it.
>>610
Look duderino the problem you're pointing out would apply to the most recent version of any website, e.g. news
There has to be a standard way of dealing with this somewhere
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>>610
You're not wrong, but you don't have the full story. There's no need for the board to be the only data your node has.
https://github.com/ipfs/notes/issues/15
Concretely, every node interested in the same board (on the same BBS protocol and version) would run something like echo 'dqn@ipfsbbs.0' | ipfs block put
, and then ipfs dht findprovs <blockname for dqn@ipfsbbs.0>
to find other nodes who have done the same.
I haven't actually tried that yet though, so I could still be mistaken in what exactly is supposed to happen.
>>618
But what's keeping me from uploading pictures of genital mutilation and calling it dqn@ipfsbbs.0?
>>619
If your node only contains genital mutilation and doesn't even resemble a board, all nodes ignore you.
If you're trying to shitpost to an existing board and I don't like it, I blacklist you from my node manually. My node will pretend your posts don't exist in the board, but may still have to consider them for legit replies. (This might be where it has to abandon simple ipfs filenames and do a deep graph inspection/diff for every node.)
If your node tries to pretend existing posts have different data on an existing board, you have broken SHA-256, so well done. All other nodes will ignore you though because they already have the data for those posts and won't try to redownload it.
>>617
WAO~ ZATSU SAUNDO RAIKU A GU AIJIA ! INGURISHU TOOKINGU YARERU NO KANA ? OH NO ! INGURISHU ?
>>621
It's from a song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4WCrd6ZGHg
ZISU IZU A PEN
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it seems exciting.
>>624
I'll make this the next project I start. Talking about it here has helped me figure some bits out.
My main reservations are the fact that there's only one and a half implementations (Go and partially JS) and other interfaces are just dumb wrappers, and the fact that you can only pin one file (but that's changing soon enough).
Why? Because we still have a case system, God dammit!
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Holy shit! It actually nearly killed me!
The Internet!
I should've gone for the socks.
I thought "I'm just going to leave these apple slices here while I go do something." Then I replied "just promise me you'll still love these apple slices when they old and brown."
Man I love Japanese porn titles...
"
[AP116] My Daughter’s Chest That’s Recently Grown So Large is Right in Front of My Eyes! We Took a Family Vacation For the First Time in Many Years and Finding Myself Sleeping Next to My Daughter Since Who Knows When is Causing Me Such Strain That I Can’t Sleep! The Reason For This is That Lately Her Chest Has Gotten Big and As I Love Big Tits, I Get Horny and I Just Can’t Help It! My Daughter’s Sleeping Restlessly and Little By Little, Her Cotton Kimono Comes Undone and Her Prominently Exposed Rack is Mere Centimeter From My Eyes and the Tip of My Nose! I’m Her Father, But This is Testing the Limits of My Self-Control!! Unable to Contain Myself, I Discreetly Touched Her Chest Softly!! “No, Don’t Even Think About What’ll Happen If You Get Caught”! (That’s My Heart Talking) Yielding to Momentary Pleasure, I Felt Her Up!! As Expected, She Woke Up to See My Dreadful Face At Close Distance and Unable to Say Anything, She Was At My Complete Mercy! Naturally, In the End, I Came Inside of Her!!
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>>635
I'm still really curious who translates these titles, it seems like Engrish but the grammar is always perfect...
I was worried they were going to be mean to him, so I made a helpful comment in preparation for what could have been a wave of negative comments. It turns out I was the most negative comment.
auauaughghghghgh
i need to sleep
>>637 I thought they would be mean to him too senpai
Mr. DQN, do you how do?
Who's up for making a DQN-zine?
>>640 hey yeah sure! I drew a DQN picture but didn't really have a reason to show anyone
My butt is not cute.
I want blues scale wind chimes, so the wind has a chance of playing some Howlin' Wolf now and then.
I wish I knew more people I could play Mahjong with
>>640
DQNzine sounds really cool. Like, totes underground and hip!
Dope Quality Newspapers
I feel like a fool now. Somebody stop me!