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650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 00:14

At this pace #24 will outpace #25

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:24

Cute girl sticking random things in her butt and then complaining about it.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:27

Earn $1,000,000 together.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:58

Cute girl earning $1,000,000 together with you.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 20:01

I must also admit to liking Japanese twitter. 160/280 characters is practically an essay in Japanese so there's less "fk u ur dum 1/4"

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 12:59

I'd like to pee
under the sea
in octopuses garden
on it's grave

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 20:31

Ifm super nervous about joining the military.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 21:37

>>656
As someone who was also nervous, I can say it's not so bad. There's a lot of bureaucratic nonsense you have to put up with, but if you can do it the benefits are pretty nice.

May I ask what it is about joining that makes you particularly nervous?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 22:40

>>657
Mostly homesickness. I haven't received a date for when recruit training is supposed to begin, but I'm already crying like a bitch.

There's also the realization that I have to cut down on my internet addiction.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:16

>>658 Why would you do that? I always thought the military was the last refuge of the dimwit, or for people with other social issues... but you must have some braincells to be here at DQN, so what gives? Did you wake up one morning and think "Hmm, I think I'll submit myself to be a pawn in someone's game today"

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:34

>>658
Ah, yeah. I've never had much trouble with homesickness personally, so I can't give you a lot of advice on that front, but I know it can be pretty rough. Keep your chin up.

Recruit training is just a game you have to play. Millions of people have played it, and by far most of them get through okay. You generally can only lose if you do something really stupid (they tell you all the rules, you just follow them) or have health problems. Think of it as a higher-intensity summer camp, except you come out of it slightly buffer and with money in the bank. I would recommend keeping a journal, even if all it is is a brief log of the things you did or how you felt each day. That was something that helped keep me grounded in reality and time. They play some mind games with you, they'll set you up to fail so they can watch your reaction...the best defense is to remember, again, that it's just a game. It sucks, and then it's over.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 06:30

>>659
wew lad that's a galaxy gigabrain take from start to finish

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:21

>>661

>dismissal

Typical archist.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:47

>>662
"🏴 #iamverysmart 🏴" may make you feel good, but it's not spiritually capable of sustaining a worthy way of life.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 10:54

What it is still not confident enough to
do is to allow political Islam a public voice.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 11:43

Man. It's amazing how fast beer flushes through your system and how much urine the bladder can hold.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:40

>>659

> [...] must have some braincells to be here at DQN.

(L<_`@)

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:57

Let's pop together!
All night!

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:12

EDM/trap/dubstep and related genres are going to be the "dadrock" of whatever comes after generation Z in like 20-30 years, it's gonna be weird as fuck

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:59

studying political and economic history as a hobby was a massive mistake. if it was a college degree i could drop out, but you can't drop a hobby - what would you do then? even without learning any more, you're trapped with the knowledge you have.

670 Name: Not >>662 : 1993-09-8917 01:46

>>663 What do you mean by "spiritually capable"? I disagree that one way of life is any worthier than another.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:45

I was writing about the messy comment overlay on Nico Nico Douga and ended up with the phrase "comment bukkake all over the video" in my clipboard. Later on, I was showing my boss something in a terminal window and accidentally pasted the phrase.

In my panic I somehow forgot I could just press Up or Ctrl+U to erase it. Instead I held down the backspace key and there was a painfully long moment as the word 'bukkake' remained on the screen. Now, my boss has a bad habit of reading everything on screen under his breath, and as he silently mouthed the words 'bukkake' his eyes widened a little bit...

Neither of us mentioned the incident after that.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:48

Nice

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 05:57

>>670 just mocking the "military am dumb" edgelord using the partial statement of someone I briefly met in my childhood who, although very intelligent, is today a neoreactionary (I think?) edgelord (not that he wasn't then, either). Hard to get a read on someone who talks about cultural and theological concerns in sometimes brilliant, other times awful ways... on Twitter... many many tweets a day. Yeah.

To paraphrase one of his recent takes (and he seemed serious enough; alas, his usual tone is at once both florid and grave, a joy to read and infuriating to think about), some life situations have to be objectively better than others, otherwise improvement wouldn't be possible. I personally agree with neither him (if indeed he does consider that to apply to his earlier statement) nor your statement. I think there are manifold worthy and un*worthy ways of life. I cannot accept the premise that the latter do not exist; I can accept that it is not up to humans to sort *all of it out, however.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 11:48

splitting up closed form compound words, much to the infuriation of grammar fascists

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 11:49

vc:thedge

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 13:32

>>673 I didn't mean it to be edgy, I was speaking from personal experience that everyone I know who joined the armed services all dropped out of school. Maybe it's just me but if I had the choice for receiving a paycheck, I'd pick something that doesn't involve killing people and getting shouted at all the time!

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 18:52

>>676 okay, Mr. Salcido, I'll buy that you may have belonged in the kind of school where people drop out in significant numbers to the point that enlisting is a reasonable way out and that government has failed you....

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:34

This thread is low on QUALITY

Anyway, in the metro this morning, you know, the newspaper? You know how they space out the lettering on a word to fill the line when the next word isn't short enough to fit? Anyway it was talking about some politician on Twitter retweeting some racist account, and all on its own in vaporwave-esque spacing, sat the word

I s l a m o p h o b i c

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 20:58

She wants to go home
But nobody's home
That's where she lies
Broken inside
With no place to go
No place to go
To dry her eyes
Brokencyde

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:20

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681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 06:38

>>659
Yeah, I just got bored enough that I decided to join. Ifm not being paid to sit on my ass in a basement and complain about how the internet regurgitates news about the current president every single day. I did graduate from high school, but Ifm too much of an idiot to make that degree useful.

Ifve taken this here since itfs an anonymous board and my leftist friends would immediately chew me out at the slightest hint of possibly defending the United States in any way, shape, or form. Honestly, Ifm just in it for the money plus all the benefits this country gives their military for some reason.

>>660
That helps, thank you.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 09:08

>>677 I had to google Mr. Salcido, but yeah, it seems legit. It was a small school in a small town, there weren't significant numbers of dropouts... you can leave school at 16 and get a trade or something or stay on to 18. I didn't really mean the military is for idiots, but that everyone I know who joined the military happened to be an idiot.

>>681 Good luck, I don't want you to get shot or anything, I meant no disrespect. At least it's for the money and benefits and not some misguided notion of "protecting your country" or "saving the world".

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 09:18

The military is a lot like college, NPCs and p-zombies go there because they bought into the romanticized image of it from the media about making the world a better place, defending freedoms. Actual human beings with 3-digit iqs go there to network with influential people in the fields they're interested in and to accumulate social capital.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 15:13

>>682 there's no need to backpedal this hard to save face on an anonymous board, just double down and call everyone a faggot. You're giving me diabetes.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8918 16:40

yeah, faggo!

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 09:06

>>684 What do you mean? I didn't backpedal and I've no face to save. Anonymous boards work best when people share opinions and see different perspectives. Wait, "double down and call everyone a faggot"? Who does that in this day and age? Ah, are you taking offence because you see yourself in the numbskull I described? I am very sweet, thanks.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 16:18

allthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaid

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 17:14

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 18:59

>>684
This is a BBS, not an imageboard. "Asshole" is not the default persona here.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 20:05

Avril Lavigne killed herself in 2003 and was replaced by her dopplerganger "Melissa"

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 22:24

Augh... too much focaccia...

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 11:30

aboriginal and torres strait islanders should use caution viewing the films on this channel because they may contain images or voices of dead persons

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 16:20

>>686 you went from "lol everyone at x is a faggot retard" to "wait i didnt mean EVERYONE just every single one i've encountered please be nice to me :(" within literally two posts, that sounds like backpedaling to me

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 18:08

>>693 I said nothing of the sort...

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 19:18

>>693 >>694 uh oh cute girl fight

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8923 23:56

Tear off each other's clothes!!

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 00:03

>>689 hmm... try 2ch sometime. very poor signal to noise level, lol.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 02:41

reach out and grab her penis

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 03:08

Well shit, my Nier Automata save file really did get deleted, and there goes my entire weekend.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8924 12:55

dubs check em

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 01:59

Cute girls waking you up from your slumber by rousing up your dogs

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8927 12:44

Cute girl deleting your save file

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 14:26

1.Don't pick up the phone
2.Don't let him in
3.Don't be his friend

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 17:29

Cute girl experimenting with making sushi from rodents instead of fish.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 18:13

‚±‚ÌŽõŽi‚Í‚¨‘O‚Ìl¶‚̂悤‚È‚à‚Ì‚Å‚·

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 01:48

kawaii lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 19:46

Nothing is ever personal if you don't believe in personhood.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 21:23

SRFI 69 describes hash tables. Hash is weed smoker code for marihjiauguana. Nice

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 03:04

Žõst•sC‹àG‰~Dmy‚¡•t‚¥tbh‚Ó‚Ÿm

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 07:46

the smile on my face is
the phone in my pocket
and
the shitpost in my brain

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 14:03

fampai is the western name for the adult anime Family Senpai, the story of a lovable oaf, his wacky family and the adventure they find along the way

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 23:01

The Albino Russian:
6 oz heavy cream (or milk, if preferred)
1 1/2 oz vodka

#rejectedcocktailideas

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 00:11

One thing about facebook that grinds my gears is that when you get an e-mail notification of a message, it doesn't show you what the message says, even if it's short...I'm sure they do this on purpose to force you to login to facebook. I always have to guess what the message probably says and judge if it's worth the trouble to login or not.

I can't wait for facebook to die and be replaced by something better, but I will admit that it's more convenient than email.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 05:17

It is slightly too hot.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 07:08

No, it's definitely too hot

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 13:41

just saying I remember what I was like at 17, that kid is gonna go back to school, find the football player who made fun of him and be like "so how many olympic gold medals have you won, bro?"

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 21:50

I'm so sleepy...
If only I had a cute girl in whose arms I could fall asleep...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 21:59

kind of want kim yo-jong to sit on my face and call me a disgusting capitalist pig

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 00:37

The Gay Retard:

Stats:
Strength - 10
Perception - 1
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 10
Intelligence - 1
Agility - 2
Luck - 1

Perks:
Confirmed Bachelor

Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Traps

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 02:18

I wonder how musicians out there go "man, I hate the way I sound on tape.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 03:37

japantimes is basically buzzfeed for weeaboos

there, I said it

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 04:13

>>720
probably not as many as there used to be now that tape is dead

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 09:06

>>722 Cassette sales on Bandcamp were up another 41% since last year apparently, and to me it seems like everyone is doing tape releases just now.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 09:29

>>721
I like Tofugu! Their articles are always fun to read, and they have nice photos.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 12:02

I'm going to make a robot that does bad things and if I ever get in trouble for it, I'm going to blame the robot.
I didn't do the bad thing, it was the robot.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 20:17

Agh!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:31

I just used an exception for the first time to make my program fail gracefully instead of crashing. I feel like that should be worth like 5 programmer points or something.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 16:07

>>725
Actually scratch this, I pull a mechanical Turk and become the robot, leaving my existence without a trace.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 21:58

My life is falling apart.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 00:59

cute boy
fifteen appendages
organ music
split label

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 03:19

Go Giant Robo!

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 06:41

After reading so much hentai and watching excessive porn, I feel like I can write some competent smut. Go figure.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 08:20

DQN SMUTRONICS VOL 69

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 18:59

Spending the evening with a cute girl flipping through an art competition gallery sarcastically critiquing all the entries, and also snuggling furiously.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 20:10

>>727
If the exception reaches the user it counts as a crash

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 20:51

If the investment reaches the user it counts as cash.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:20

>>735
The user doesn't see that there was an exception, the program presents a helpful message instead so the user knows what they did wrong.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8939 23:44

Posting on DQN!

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 14:00

Berry Go!! Go!! Go!! ä•!! Go!! Go!!

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 17:32

Why did you take up painting?

Because Hitler.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:25

>>737
In that case, nice!

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:31

I just want to be happy.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8940 19:53

>>742
Aim for content. Happy is best reserved for really good moments.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:14

Drunk girls!

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8941 15:15

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 10:39

Cute girl lying beside you in bed saying "holy shit, I thought that was your arm! Wooww!"

Yeah baby, that is not my arm

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 13:18

That is my leg, and it was very uncomfortable. Please watch what you're doing next time.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 15:52

How can you even confuse it for my arm. I don't get it.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8945 17:43

Cute girl lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking moron.
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