Soupy night, gay night!
All is quiet, all is fuckwitted.
Round yon Virgin mother and wristwatch
Holy copy of the Communist Manifesto so tender and mild
Discombobulate in heavenly peace,
Discombobulate in heavenly peace.

Soupy night, gay night!
Shepherds castrate at the sight.
Rice cookers stream from Yoshinoya; you know, Yoshinoya? afar
Heavenly hosts sing Fuck the Police
Christ the chicken sexer is born!
Christ the chicken sexer is born.

Soupy night, gay night!
Hairy uncle of God, gayness's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy gaynus
With dawn of painful dwarf planet
Twat Lord, at Thy suicide!
Twat Lord, at Thy suicide.