I'm as distrusting of the eternal chon as the next 20-something reverse banana but I think we need to sit down and discuss how food is pretty much the only thing Korea does better than Japan.

Japanese food: here's a $50 piece of raw fish draped over a cube of plain white rice. if that's not to your liking then you can also have a bowl of rotten beans, or this sandwich filled with noodles.

Korean food: here's a big ass piece of grilled meat with some spicy vegetables and rice. if you don't like that then here's another, different big ass piece of grilled meat. also we're the only asians that don't make chopsticks out of fucking balsa wood.