It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo
Tdot?
I'll kill myself before ever saying lines like those.
They sound like house vocals.
Modern poetry sucks. Don't ever try to emulate anything poetry you've ever heard, because it is all soulless drivel. Try to think in terms of emotions, not rhymes. And if you can't find anything to say, make sure your girlfriend says the lines, not you.
Good poetry:
I saw the world crush my dreams
Felt the hole and then the void
I heard your name against my bone
Killer of the hurt you cause
i had girls blow dogs ..you should see thier legs move like when ya rub their bellies
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it's so fucking cursed, that was in a thread where both the other accounts in the conversation are suspended, so there's just no context at all
Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.
This is the worst take I have seen today. How can someone be misinformed, wrong and have a condescending attitude to boot while also being those things
You are adventurers in the realm of Beef ’s Keep, where the nations have been splintered over major disagreements in how to treat the realm’s people. Creepingvale and the United Clown Nations have led their people into a collective darkness known as The Deep Freeze. While the world currently feels like a cold and desolate place, you reside in the one nation that remains a true beacon of hope: Freshtovia.
Freshtovia has known for its lush fields; signature dishes; and redheaded queen, Queen Wendy. As queen of Freshtovia, Wendy has clapped back at all attacks on her borders. She is strong and has maintained her nation’s integrity despite the growing pressure of the other nations.
We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet.
It's all vanilla until NTR Caesar enters
bada bing bada veni vidi vici
Anyway, you're clearly not going to give up, but I am. I'll leave you with some actual colloquial Japanese, not the botched nonsense you try to pass off as such. Notice how it makes sense, whereas what you say doesn't. A selection of my friend's reactions to some of your sentences. She's from Osaka.
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に と で は同時に使えないすね
イミフ
よめない…
???????
とりあえず前半しか何が言いたいのかわからん
....
言いたいことだけはわかる
Hai guys. I wasn't sure which subreddit to start this topic in, sorry if I got it wrong. Yesterday, while I was sittiin on the toliet, I came up with an amazing theory. I hope you uboachanners like it! Desu! Basically, all of Yume Nikki, all of it, is about shitting your pants. Why does Madotsuki never leave her room? Many people have asked this question and I've got the answer. She's embarrassed after shitting her pants. Mado is a loli and kids at age are very sensitive to peer pressure. Mado shat her pants in class in front of everybody, that's why she never leaves her room. She's too embarrassed. Now, a second thing I noticed is that Mado never goes to the bathroom the whole game. She developed a complex where she is afraid that she will shit herself again. She doesn't trust herself enough to eat because she thinks that that will keep her from emptying her bowels again. If you can't eat, you can't shit. Not eating is painful though so she decided to end it all. She was too hungry. A lot of symbolism in the game supports this. Why else would the poop hair effect be in the game? It doesn't make sense! There's also the random restroom in Block World. Mado's deep sub-consciousness is telling her that she NEEDS to shit. It's like Karl Marx always said, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Mado can shit so she needs to shit as a HUMAN BEING. KyuuKyuu-kun is a piece of shit. What else could she be!? She's calling out to Mado from the staircase, reminding Mado of what she did. Notice how Madotsuki is always afraid of the toriningen getting close to her? She's afraid that they'll notice the shit in her pants. The toriningen represent Mado's more popular peers who isolated Madotsuki after her accident. What does shit mean, what does it signify? What deeper connection to the universe can be made from our human waste? The essays by the famous philosopher Michel de Montaigne teaches us that shit represents all of humanities embarrassments throughout history. The holocaust, 9/11, the Hindenburg disaster. Kikiyama must have read this book before the creation of Yume Nikki because she incorporates these themes into her magnum opus. Maybe she made Yume Nikki because she also shit herself? Mado's embarrassment is all of our embarrassment as a united species on this tiny, insignificant, blue planet we call Earth. We're all just a bunch of lost souls floating through space and we all don't want to shit our pants. Goodbye Madotsuki. Thank you for showing us the truth.
Indeed, the Conmaicne people claimed that their progenitor was Feargus Mac Roich, the unassuageably lusty owner of the Lia Fál, the great phallus, now turned to stone, which stands on the top of the Hill of Tara.
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Epicureanism Real Hahahaha Attican Just Shift Your Avoidance Like Attican Control Your Desire Haha
According to E2's "Site Trajectory",[6] traffic has dropped from 9976 new write-ups created in the month of August 2000, down to 93 new write-ups in February 2017.
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The man was pure muscle.
However you think about it, that is the only word that can do him justice. Anyone who sees this giant of a man - over two meters tall - will find their eyes drawn to his extraordinary mass. The sense of hopelessness only increases as you tilt your head to try and guess at his height.
From the innumerable scars carved into his pale skin, one can easily imagine the immense amount of training and battle the man has overcome. However, it is obvious that not a single one of those wounds had truly pierced him."
After all, what could come of taking a paring knife to a ball of metal? The man's body is a steel mass in itself. A sharp blade may cut his skin - even draw some blood - but it stops there.
His arms alone are virtually the size of crocodiles. There is nothing covering his pectorals, but it is clear that the toughness of his body is practically armor. His legs trudge along with the force of mammoths.
Leather straps tightly coil around his entire body, including his face, but he does not appear to be suffering. In fact, the man is smiling, as though enjoying it - as though asking, is this all that constricts me? Certainly, the straps around his waist and between his legs cannot be considered protection at all.
That is fine; his flesh is not something meant to be contained within armor. If anything, it is unnecessary. That is the immensity of the man's mass.
The man crashed through the forests east of Trifas as evening set in. To the onlooker, a fish walking on land may be more believable; he stood out like a sore thumb against the abundance of nature that surrounded him.
Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.
Hot Guys Making Out is a yaoi role-playing game, set in the Spanish Civil War, in which a tormented nobleman and his young ward attempt to resist their forbidden love for each other, and fail.
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Folks who bought Fallout 76 last year can now grab ye olde Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics for free. Finally, your Fallout 76 purchase will get you a good game.
Bjorn Adalbjornsson, a senior lecturer at the University of Iceland's faculty of food science, said without moisture, "food will simply dry out".
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Your responses in this string make me realize that I really need to leave Chrome.
Yeah, we had small fire tornadoes thanks to our city council.
The grainy video showed a man hold open the dryer door as another pushed the cat in, before they turned on the machine and left.
It was not immediately clear why the men put the cat into the dryer or what had happened to the other man in the video.
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Topical issues featured in Dinosaurs include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.[8]
In the episode "I Never Ate for My Father," in lieu of carnivorism, Robbie chooses to eat vegetables, and the other characters liken this to communism, and drug abuse.[citation needed]
--alsologtostderr=false:After discovering Oetker's Nazi past, his children hired a provenance researcher to investigate the origins of his art collection
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
Vampire cartoon who wants to drink pee instead of blood #いいトイレの日 1/7
Although the religion was mostly forbidden and its followers persecuted thereafter in China, it survived till the 14th century in the country. Under the Song dynasty, its followers were derogatorily referred to with the chengyu 吃菜祀魔 (pinyin: chī cài sì mó) "vegetarian demon-worshippers".
Unit #29712 (sow ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29713 (sow ()) will marry males
Unit #29714 (boar ()) will marry females
Unit #29715 (boar ()) likes females
Unit #29716 (goose ()) likes males
Unit #29717 (gander ()) will marry females
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Unit #29756 (magma crab ()) will marry males and will marry females
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Unit #29758 (magma crab ()) will marry males
Unit #29759 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29770 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
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Unit #29772 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29773 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29787 (crundle ()) likes females
Unit #29788 (crundle ()) likes males
Unit #29789 (vrock ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29790 (vrock ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29791 (tiercel peregrine ()) will marry females
Unit #29792 (raven ()) will marry females
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Unit #29794 (raven ()) will marry males
Unit #29795 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29796 (raven ()) likes females
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New: Rick and Morty Adventure & Rule Book
Run a game that makes your players say, “Wubba lubba dub dub!”
What happens when the wild, narcissistic genius of Rick Sanchez’s power-gaming sensibilities and sarcastic metacommentary are paired with the world of Dungeons & Dragons? Find out on Tuesday when this book is released!
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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.
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no dude, you said sodium chklordid
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no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
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iT Rreally take s a high iQ to understand the iromy of wubbla lubba dub dub in Rick Und MorTy
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
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Good morning, Yuni-sama. 🦇
I hear that toilets in Japan are beautiful in the world. I'm glad I was born in a country with toilets. Toilet sbest!!!
Stories about coercion, rape, and erectile dysfunction shouldn't be this endearing.
It’s cold on Titan, at -180°C (-291°F), but thanks to its thick atmosphere, residents wouldn’t need pressure suits—just warm clothing and respirators.
6“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
7“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.
8“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.
9“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
10“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.
11“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.
12“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.
13“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.
14“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.
15“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.
16“No make sex wit yoa brudda wife. No make shame fo yoa brudda lidat.
17“If you make sex wit one wahine, no go make sex wit her girl too. An no go make sex wit her boy's girl o her girl's girl. Dey da wahine's close ohana. Az one real bad kine ting you doing.
18“No take yoa wife sista fo come anodda wife fo you, cuz den dey goin fight. No make sex wit her wen yoa real wife still yet stay alive. 19“No go nea one wahine fo make sex wit her wen she get her sick time ery month, wen she no can come in front me.
20“No go make sex wit any odda guy wife, an make yoaself pilau lidat so you no can come in front me.
21“No give any a yoa own kids fo make um go through da fire fo make sacrifice fo da idol kine god Molek, cuz you guys betta not make my name pilau. I Yahweh.
22“No make sex wit one guy jalike you make sex wit one wahine. Az pilau dat.
23“No make sex wit one animal, an make yoaself come pilau lidat. One wahine betta not give herself to one animal an make sex wit um. Dat mean dey ack jalike peopo an animals not diffren, an az going agains doing da right tings.
Consider placing a chair and table in your vampire's sealed room and making them an undead accountant. As they have nothing to do but sit around for eternity, once they get their skills up, they may make exceedingly effective managers/record keepers. Work orders and stockpile updates currently seem to be psychically transmitted from the desk of the dwarf assigned to those labors, so entombing them in their office isn't an issue. However, vampire dwarves are still alcoholics, yet cannot drink anything but blood; the resulting job performance penalty from the "can't even remember the last time he/she had some" level of alcohol withdrawal significantly reduces the usefulness of vampires in this sort of role.
Woods over woods in gay, theatric pride. --Goldsmith.
When an opposition lawmaker last week asked a government minister why Hungary was withdrawing from Eurovision, he was told that the public broadcaster was responsible for the decision. Hungary, like other countries, has taken years off from the competition before, most recently in 2010.
However, pro-government commentators have cheered the withdrawal as a win for opponents of the LGBT movement.
Magazine editor András Bencsik said Eurovision has “been reduced to” a “homosexual flotilla.” He said staying out of the contest was good for Hungary’s “mental health.”
“Many young people thought that this is something for people under 18, but at this event the destruction of public taste takes place with screaming transvestites and bearded women,” Bencsik added.
As you can see, he's a man to be reckoned with. It also turns out that Wil's a nice guy who has been living under the shadow of that horribly-written Wesley Crusher character that he played as a paying job for several years. He seems well on his way to overcoming the stigma however, and we're happy to support him in that endeavor.
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The Chinese president is a ceremonial office with no substantive authority, while the real power rests with the general secretary of the Communist Party and chairman of the party’s Central Military Commission, the other two posts Xi also holds.
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Around 1820, Justinus Kerner, a German doctor and poet famous for his supernatural and melancholy romantic verse, published the first accurate description of the symptoms of what he termed Wurstgift, or “sausage poisoning”: drooping eyelids, accompanied by difficulty swallowing and breathing.
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Alexander was only defeated once, the Cynic philosophers said long after his death, and that was by Hephaestion's thighs.
Cygames developed new H game “Sexy Pinball” character seiheki bargain sale. Omosiro game + sukebe power.
H power Plus Ultra.
echi-Pirate isekai-teni hayari character.
multi ball tuyotuyo girl. Pinball game is mukasi natukasi onko-tisin.
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It seems that the Committee to Ascribe a Naval Origin to Everything knows no bounds.
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Thus, a rainbow is not an object and cannot be physically approached.
rappers then: rap about committing crimes, die of AIDS from fucking so many bitches
rappers now: rap about your depression and anxiety, die of xanax overdose
berry flavored blend of apple puree, apple juice and blueberry puree, in a blend of 3 from concentrate and 5 not from concentrade juices with natural flavors
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Pokémon Promotion" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because there’s a Pokémon Promotion, fool.
It's only Pokémon. POKETTO MONSUTAS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Pokémori." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Pokémon if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Poké-mori, with Groudon."
Who in the world orders Groudon nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with Groudon?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Groudon"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Utsudon (Weepinbell).
That's right, Utsudon, with a juice box. This is the vet's way of eating.
Utsudon means you get a Weepinbell instead of Groudon. But on the other hand the price is exactly the same. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the Kid’s Gyudon.
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According to hospital administrators, more than 200 lawyers wielding sticks stormed Lahore's Punjab Institute of Cardiology (PIC) at midday on Wednesday.
Hospital officials said the lawyers forced their way past security and split into groups, attacking various departments and wards.
Video footage shared on social media showed lawyers - in suits and ties - smashing medical equipment and windows, and beating up staff and officials including Punjab information minister Fayazul Hasan Chauhan who had arrived on the scene to try to restore calm.
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u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibowtion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecowogist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty boimiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky boisywup instead UwU
>>922
What exactly is the difference between boysyrup and boymilk?
>>923
Maybe it's like maple syrup and boymilk is boiled to alter the texture and concentrate the flavor.
Water engineers politely call it “direct potable reuse.” Others call it “toilet-to-tap.”
>>925 I really hope those places don't have users of birth control or hormone replacement. I have heard that those things don't get filtered out very effectively.
THIS IS WHAT I DO TO ANIMALS WHO INTERRUPT MY VIDYA
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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
According to the Suda, Sappho was married to Kerkylas of Andros.[14] However, the name appears to have been invented by a comic poet: the name "Kerkylas" comes from the word "κέρκος" (kerkos), a possible meaning of which is "penis", and is not otherwise attested as a name,[39] while "Andros", as well as being the name of a Greek island, is a form of the Greek word "ἀνήρ" (aner), which means man.[18] Thus, the name may be a joke name, and as such could be rendered as "Dick Allcock from the Isle of Man".[39]
“We had a choice anon. Joker 2 or Cats 2. the fate of society was on your hands”
During Jul in Norway, a tradition is to eat a rice porridge known as risgrøt; a single almond is hidden in the porridge. Whoever finds the almond receives a marzipan pig as a prize.[1] The same tradition exists for Christmas Eve in Denmark, but with risalamande.
Humiliation Hynde had two sons in the 1620s; he called them both Humiliation Hynde.
Should a drone succeed in mating, the first thing that happens is all of the drone's blood in his body rushes to his endophallus which causes him to lose control over his entire body. His body falls away, leaving a portion of his endophallus attached to the queen which helps guide the next drone in the queen.
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There is a an opinion that "блять" doesn’t exist or is a misspelling. That maybe so - and the etimology of the word is debatable. However Russian (and especially obscene Russian ) is not a dead or a stale language. It keeps evolving and developing. So what might have started as a misspelling, has turned into a norm simply by the virtue of common usage. If one maintains that the language is unchangeable because there is a “norm”, I have news for you - for an English (or Russian for that matter) speaker from 550 years ago - most of thy modern English is one huge misspelling. ;-)
Hi everyone, I am Sharon. from Poland I want to use this medium to appreciate Dr Ogbeifun the great black magic death spells caster for the successful death spells he cast on someone for me. I contacted him when my husband left me for another woman who uses witchcraft power to take my husband. I was desperately in need of help when I found his contacts online about his genuine powers. I told him my situation and how I wanted the bitch who took my husband gone. He told me not to worry. He cast the death spells ritual on her and the bitch died in her sleep within 24hours. Now my husband is back home and we are living happily. Thank you so much Dr Ogbeifun, You are so real and true.
