CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

953 Name: vc: exile : 1993-09-9614 23:18

>>943-952, you are a true hero to the visually impaired, those from the mythical year of 1994 who shall decide to delve into a random kopipe thread filled with dead links on an only slightly less dead textboard, and probably some other people idk.

This post copied and pasted from Notepad as well because some traditions must be upheld, no matter how pointless.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 00:58

  へ-ヘ
  ミ*´ー`ミ BUMP, nya.
〜(,_uuノ

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:05

すみません、1/8まで休み取ってるので準備する時間がない

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 01:28

1993-09-9614 23:18
>>943-952, you are a true hero

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 04:13

"Fools! Tremble before the might of THE SPACE THIRD REICH!"
"No! The INSURRECTION will not fail!"

PALPATINE speaks:

"GYAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! NOW, MY FLAGSHIP HAS TWO BIGGU, BLACKU DIKKUS!"

(from off-frame, the sound of Eric Butts simultaneously weeping and climaxing into his own mouth)

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 11:59

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 13:29

>>943-952 yeah I know :)

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 23:33

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP / SHOUNEN YO, SHINWA NI NARE"

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 01:21

ASUS EX-A320M-GAMING,

962 Name: not >>943-952 : 1993-09-9616 03:00

A few more exhaustive descriptions:

>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese. Insofar as can be determined without context, if the Japanese segments are translated to English, it reads:
"There might be people here who heard our conversation just now. So let us change the vice of gambling that we have done here into a charitable act that will help our company to grow."
It's true that gambling is illegal. It'd be a problem for me if charges were pressed over this wager, too.
"I, Stephanie Lawrel Williams II, under the name of god, swear to donate 100% of the money earned by this charity to the Roman Catholic Church, if earned"
Without hesitation, I pledged to do good works for the sake of God.
".................."
"Hmph. Did I say something strange?"
"Nothing. Rather not say. Just unfortunate that rationality can be intolerant"

>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. One bag appears to be a guitar case and has the English text "Don't think,feel." written on it repeatedly. There is a cat behind her.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 03:51

>>962 re >>449
Pretty decent, but be careful around this:
company (会社)
society (社会)

964 Name: not >>943-952 : 1993-09-9616 04:33

>>963
Whoops, what an embarrassing mistake (丿∀`*●)+。照"
(the kaomoji is the copy-pasted part)

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 12:17

>>962 You already did >641 (^∇^〜)

>>943

>The site 4x13.net is a text-based bbs.

Not just any text-based bbs!

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 23:13

Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 07:47

Matthew Mercer is contributing more to the downfall of the D&D community than anyone else in history. Not even Monte Cook, not even Lorraine Williams, not even Michael Mearls, not even Gary Gygax himself have done as much damage to D&D. Mercer has made the game palatable to the kind of person who spends his Friday nights playing Cards Against Humanity while slobbering microbrews all over his beard while his wife's son is sleeping in the next room. The kind of moron who thinks mirthful laughter is the end goal of everything, and fails to understand the potential that RPGs have as a fulfilling hobby. Instead, he shits on that creative potential by turning the entire game into a joke, refusing to take anything seriously and making gimmick characters, bringing along his fat girlfriend to make a shitty elf druid character that she hardly roleplays, screeching autistically whenever she rolls a natural 20 because that is the only aspect of the game that her tiny female brain can comprehend, taking copious pictures of the game and posting them to Snapchat and Instagram to show what a geek she is, before getting tired at 11 and tugging at her cuck boyfriend's shoulder so that they both leave and disrupt the immersion even further, because the game doesn't matter to these people at all. It is a mode of entertainment, nothing else. And by entertainment, I mean they consider it nothing more than a Netflix special that they can pause at any time, because it is meant entirely to pander to their enjoyment and make them laugh to cover up how empty their soulless lives are. This hobby used to be full of passionate people who cared about the game and weren't afraid to show it. Now the hobby is being diluted by hordes of casuals who couldn't give a fuck.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 08:06

Age: 14
Height: 145cm (4’9)
Race: Human
Hobbies: wild flights of fancy
Likes: herself with the mouse ears on, cheese
Dislikes: herself without the mouse ears on, the world

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 09:43

SINARIA: You are a brave adventurer. The
world of sinaria is under attack by the evil
stomper! Find, and destroy stomper for good!
Stomper thinks he is so cool, let's kick
stomper's butt!

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 17:59

"I've known him for years" says Liz, 21, whilst passing victorian porn anthologies to the local paedo, "And I've never seen him nibble on so much as a finger.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 22:26

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974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 23:35

I think there's a gap between how people and pod people see the phrase "You're next."

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 02:43

Recommended
16.2 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: MAY 2, 2019
This is basically Mount and Blade with all anime-style girl armies, an obvious and necessary improvement. In addition to leading your fierce warband, you can choose the color of their panties.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 04:26

新年、明けましておめでとうございます。
本年も宜しくお願い致します。

Happy new year.
Everyone must have the good thing this year.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 04:29

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978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 07:56

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979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 15:42

00:04:25
Mark Rippetoe

All right. No Name says... No Name says -- and this is not really a Comment from the Haters! tt's just an interesting observation. "If Epstein ran the Starting Strength program, his neck would have been too thick for Hillary to choke him out with.".

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 05:27

Changelog:
Madness mode starts with more gold and HP. But don't worry you'll die anyway

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 16:33

  • medication for nausea & vomiting

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 23:03

During your time here, you will be able to talk, join, and adventure with many other individuals in an experience that is unique to online games.

That being said, we have no desire to see your real life suffer as a consequence.
Don't forget your family, your friends, your school, or your work.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 02:13

A Pro-Choice Cringetopia Dogpile is Derailed Upon the Discovery of a Mod With an Interest in Hardcore Furry Pornography

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 03:54

2002: U.S. Says Hussein Intensifies Quest for A-Bomb Parts
2020: Iranian Missile Accidentally Brought Down Ukrainian Jet, Officials Say

"If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice... you can't get fooled a second time." - Dubya

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 04:29

decimate half of the universe's population

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 05:04

A man tried to hurt somebody and got game-ended by a George Costanza handgun

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 05:06

Tanaka soon develops a deadly body odor and becomes a walking weapon of mass destruction. While taking a nap, the odor he emits kills everyone in the Lab. Horrified, he reports the incident to headquarters, as they instruct him to deliver the experimental drug to Tokyo. Meanwhile, the odor he emits grows stronger to where it affects several miles of the surrounding area, killing every living thing that smells his odor, except flowers and plants. The Odor is so potent that Gas masks, and NBC Suits offer no protection against its effects. His odor kills everything in the Yamanashi Prefecture, including all 200,000 inhabitants of Kōfu city. Nobuo continues on to Tokyo unaware of the death his smell is causing, but the rest of the country is in a complete panic.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 14:30

You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost litres of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real men arouse me like he does? I have killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having intercourse with a cartoon character. a character conceived by the mind of another man somewhere in the world. Who knows, maybe there was a scientist who could have cured cancer, the engineer who could have figured out the terraforming of Mars, or even the future president of the United States among the sperm that now lay on that tissue. Needless to say, I don't regret it. He’s literal perfection. I can assure you that I will keep fantasizing about him and I won't stop anytime soon.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 00:15

Younger sisters can now rarely be harvested from unknown seeds.
If younger sister brings an end instead of activating Ragnarok, Younger Sister Day will be used instead.
If pregnant from an alien, there is a now a rare chance for younger sister to pop out instead of an alien.
Replaced punk with younger sister as part of the possible house guest roster.
In Panic and Challenge quests, younger sisters are now possible targets.
If younger sisters with cooking skill are given portable cooking tool and food that can be cooked, "younger sister put their heart and soul in making this box lunch." message along with the cooked food will appear.
This will still work with either rotten or cursed food.
Rarely, players will be greeted by a group of younger sisters instead of rogue boss encounters.
Changed so that younger sisters main hand will now normally carry kitchen knife.
When reading cursed or doomed little sister's diary, either odd colored or transparent predator younger sister will be summoned.
Changed so that alien or younger sister spawned from pregnancy status effect will sometimes have the same AI as its parent.
Younger sisters birthed from pregnancy effect will now deal acid damage with martial arts.
Now possible for younger sister tree to rarely spawn. When bashing, a younger sister will fall instead.
This is different from normal fruit trees in that the tree carries only one younger sister at a time.
As a side note, if this tree is bashed in vanilla version a little sister's diary will fall instead.
Rarely there will now be a Shub-Niggurath that summons younger sisters instead of monsters.
Set 9/6 as Younger Sister Day. This is different from the Younger Sister Day caused by bringing an end.
Slightly changed Younger Sister Day brought about by brings an end weapon attribute. Etherwind will stop and a giant younger sister will appear.
Level of giant younger sister will be proportional to the younger sister that caused Younger Sister Day.
Instead of meeting a wandering vendor there is now a rare chance to meet wandering younger sister vendor instead.
Wandering younger sister vendors will sell multiple food with the attribute "Box lunch filled with younger sister's heart and soul."
Just like wandering vendors, wandering younger sister vendors can be attacked. But oniichan isn't a meany. Right, oniichan!
For foods with "Box lunch filled with younger sister's heart and soul." which has brings an end attribute attached, Younger Sister Day will be activated upon being eaten by anyone.
When creating a gene with little sister's diary in your inventory, the continuing character will now have an option to choose younger sister in the first pet event.
Reading blessed little sister's diary will now summon shining younger sister.
Changed so that Younger Sister Day brought from brings an end attribute will now spawn odd colored younger sisters, transparent younger sisters, and shining younger sisters.
Odd colored younger sisters spawned from this are classified as tomb robber instead of a predator.
As effect may overlap, it is possible to spawn an odd colored, transparent, shining younger sister.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 04:16

I plan to vote for Donald Trump if Hillary Clinton is nominated, in part for lulz purposes and in part because it’s not even clear to me that Hillary is to the left of Trump in any meaningful way (aside from having a vagine), but I’d never attend a Trump rally.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 04:34

Saltier Than Crait is a community for those who are critical of the recent new Star Wars revival from Disney and wish to have intelligent, respectful discourse about it.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 19:45

Asprey, a 46-year-old former information technology exec who lost 100 pounds and says he fixed his Asperger’s syndrome in part by changing his diet and removing toxins from his environment, has injected stem cells into his penis. He had his blood filtered externally and put back in his body, implanted a blood glucose monitor into his arm, and shoves some of his 150 daily supplements up his butt. His self-experiments lack scientific rigor — he’s a test group of one and has no way to account for the placebo effect. But as he explained on Dax Shepard’s podcast, “Medicine and science want to know why. I don’t care. The body is a frickin’ black box.”

The biohackers’ credo is: “Dude, just try it.”

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 08:16

(*゚ー゚)

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 23:13

Remain calm when stopped by the police in Japan
by Debito Arudou

Contributing Writer

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 05:48

r/legaladvice
Posted by u/ragdollrae
22 hours ago

My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 and I can't get it removed.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 19:17

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999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 05:12

His NP is Big Steppy

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