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850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 01:06

>>821
I guess you don't feel bad because you don't think you'll get caught any time soon. Your fucked up hobby is neatly separated from your real life, hell, it probably doesn't even figure on your perception you have of yourself. You don't feel bad because you are a sociopath, it's just cleanly compartmentalized.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 02:07

Practical joke idea: drive horse after horse into his bedroom and shoot each one dead. Do it until the whole room is three dead horses deep.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 02:11

>>849
Tell me~~!

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 06:37

>>850
Yeah, the only way anyone could find out is if they monitor my online activity somehow.

I'm just wondering why I feel some confused anxiety over my own thoughts. Is it because I subconsciously worry, since I'm unable to fabricate the natural emotion of guilt over the act itself, I might not be passing as normal well enough?

>>849
I can confirm you aren't me. Hope you feel better knowing we're just sociopaths, not the same sociopath with multiple personalities or a crippling memory problem.

Or are we?

>>848
Every night I enter the secret area of VIP quality through the back door without paying D A D D Y@@C O O L any VIPCOINS.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 07:54

starting to really miss w2ch

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 08:20

>>852 it was a quote with my nick attached to it in an irc channel
"i want to sit a cute sissyboy on my lap and massage his little twink body"
like i said, don't remember saying it but it sounds like something i'd say

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 12:30

I feel like every few years or so, the Tokyo Met Orchestra records a new Dragon Quest album.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 16:53

What Your Favorite CAVE Soundtrack Says About You

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:07

>>855
I believe you.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:09

gf: Fancy gan tae the pictures tae see Venom?
me: Nut!

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:13

"The soul is like a bowl of soup, and our impressions are like a spoon getting out a sip. If the soup is a transparent substance of a particular refractive index, the spoon appears to be bent, but it isn't. I am hungry. Pasta la vista, baby." -Epicziti

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 18:35

If I somehow caught the gay, you'd be first pick for man-wife. Manwife. M

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 19:28

I'm sitting in the library working and someone near me has a fucking cheeseburger.

I CAN SMELL IT

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 21:57

Herefs a feature for your hip new messaging app: trap cards. You send a message, but itfs hidden until they send something to you. If you accurately predict what your friend is going to say then you can respond in advance, but if you donft you just look like an idiot.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 22:44

Here's a feature for your hip new messaging app: give up! Just fucking stop it, stop it you bastards, stop making bad email and IRC clients that require a separate chrome executable that is locked to your website as a "native" "client". Just put down your macbook, take off your pants, and march into the closest woods to San Francisco and beat rocks together to make trowels and arrowheads to hunt/gather.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 23:25

You know that one thread at the top of the Personal Issues board? The OP's name is "warez otoko". I like that name so much, I think I'm going to steal it.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 03:46

"Kopii sofuto man" doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.

Incidentally, the Japanese Wikipedia article on warez mentions they call people in the scene "warezers" locally. (Japan doesn't have much of a scene so this basically just means people who upload shit on P2P networks.)

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 04:34

What's easier? Learning Chinese before Japanese, or learning Japanese before Chinese?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 05:41

>>867
Chinese has considerably simpler grammar, but the tones might be hard if you don't already speak a language that has them. If you only want to read it though, Chinese, no context.

Comedy answer: Pay homage to that wise 16th century king who decided kanji were retarded and learn Korean.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 05:42

I meant no contest, but I also have no context.

870 Name: vc: thrust : 1993-09-9170 07:27

>>867
Learning Classical Chinese to own the vernacularists.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 08:11

>>867
I'm someone with a decent grasp of Japanese who isn't intentionally learning Chinese but has a lot of incidental contact via internet/vidya with Chinese people and its kind of funny. A lot of times I can understand pretty well the meaning they're trying to convey without having any idea how to read or pronounce what they're writing. In Chinese they often use Žq as a suffix to nominalize certain things (ŒCŽq, ŠøŽq) that in Japanese the noun for that thing would just be the first character and it makes it look to me vaguely like a girl's name.

872 Name: vc: yaw : 1993-09-9170 14:33

♿ONE♿LAST♿RIDE♿

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 14:50

>>864 how about my new hip massaging app?

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 15:05

>>870
Chinese prescriptivists must be insufferable.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 17:04

What am I?

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 18:40

>Do not playback the system update file on any speaker or headphone system as this could lead to damage to the equipment and/or hearing loss. The system update file doesnft contain audio thatfs intended to be listened to. Neither Korg nor any of its affiliates will accept responsibility for any damages, personal loss or injury that may result from playback of the file.

This just makes me want to listen to it for 10 hours

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 20:23

>>874
literally Communists

(but to be fair, nearly every regime before them pulled something or other in that regard too)

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 21:51

My ears hurt and I canft sleep and I want to die

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 22:11

>>878
I see you listened to the system update file through earphones or other playback device.

VC: pain

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 04:08

>>877
usually the 'something or other' was just inventing 10-20 new characters for shits and giggles, though

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 11:01

Just fucking kill the shit out of me.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 13:05

>>880
'"There are more kanji in the Japanese language than stars in the universe."—Dekinai-chan'—Neil deGrasse Tyson

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 18:43

Writing a compiler, for my toy language, in my toy language, targeting lua, for some reason

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 18:51

Who knew GameLife was brought to a swift end, not for its puerile quality and constant infighting but because its host was making death threats to his school

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:02

It wasn't clear to me, either, that it was meant to be a Fark headline sorta thing, but I do feel bad for the OP that there's more threadshitting than thread.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:59

Loads of threads take time to get properly started. Either that or they quietly steer themselves in the natural direction.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:00

Is it really Wednesday?

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:38

(laugh)

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 07:27

It took 5 seconds to google Waynesville Daily Guide uranus - the clue that it wasn't made up was that Uranus jokes aren't very funny

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 10:58

Go eat some FUCKING biscuits, you SLUT.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 12:53

cute boy waiting for you with some hot massage oil and a big ass steak when you get home from the gym

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:28

Captcha: Waizzable

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:51

If you're wanting to play dead meme bingo for some reason, there's a winner every 20 minutes on Dalaran-US Alliance /2

I really don't recommend it tho.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 15:13

angry about being angry

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 17:31

Ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 17:35

>>895 Yeah, I meant biscuits in the British sense!

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 18:20

how do i make money with no effort, i dont want to be a wageslave but im also sick of being a broke NEET

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 19:48

Music collection from "Umineko When They Cry" for Clarinet Quintet and piano and one guy on the drums, please

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 21:15

big ALI PROJECT mood

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 21:34

>>897
i was going to say sucking dicks, but that's probably a lot of effort too.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 21:36

>>900
no no that's fine, but keep going, where do i find people who will give me money to suck their dicks

902 Name: Bypel!dtoX7WoGz6 : 1993-09-9172 22:44

I'm worried about whether I ruined 4ch by linking it on 8ch.
I haven't done enough research to properly tell and it's still subjective.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 01:40

>>902
Desecrating a corpse is a victimless crime.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 02:21

>>902
That would depend on where on 8ch you linked it.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 07:43

>>902
Now I'm curious: what brings you here?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 08:37

>>902
8ch canft do more damage than Tumblr did.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:14

Why am I still going to this site?
Captcha: loseer

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:15

>>906 I thought it was going to be terrible with people coming here from that DQN tumblr but it wasn't too bad at all!

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:21

>>902 You did, but it was already dead for a while so whatever. On a small board like this where posts stay up forever until/unless they're deleted all it takes is one or two bad faith posters to shit the place up. And unfortunately that's exactly what we got, some dude dragging shit from other boards here posting like it was a twitter comments thread for months and months before even our normally laissez-faire mods decided enough was enough and removed him.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 12:48

>>901
that's probably part of the work
told you it wasn't easy

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 14:38

funny number time

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 16:06

what a shame google celebrating SPORPSBALL on their webpage today

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 16:38

>>912 Clemente was a cool guy, you shut your mouth

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 17:03

if I moved out of America the two things I'd miss the most would be peanut butter and baseball. I could do without everything else, even my family.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 18:32

>>914
We have peanut butter, both kinds (smooth and crunchy); come one over.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 00:10

>>914
Japan is the only foreign country that seriously plays baseball. They probably have peanut butter too, isn't that everywhere nowadays?

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 14:40

the tune could be kind of fire if not for the vocalist having poor tone and the lyrics being even worse

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 16:28

I like going to rap instrumentals on youtube and reading the lyrics people write in the comments.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 19:51

reading steam patch notes

something something crash workaround for AMD on windows

i'm not on windows and i don't use AMD, why the fuck i need to download this

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 20:49

>>919
I know you're being facetious but do you know how much more work it would be to have multiple versions of your software, some of which only apply under specific hardware configurations, and push them out accordingly, compared to just shipping the same software to every user unconditionally? Answer: A fuckin' too much

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 01:03

fuck work

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 01:13

>>920
Or you could just ship with source.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 03:35

I am the oniichan

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 05:44

>>922
Then Valve's already shitty support would be crumbling under the burden of OSS nerds in their mom's basement raging at them that Steam didn't compile on their Raspberry Pis running GNU Hurd with -funroll-loops enabled.

Also shady russian profiteers would make hacked versions of Steam that instantly drop trading cards they can sell without even having to leave the games open.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 09:21

>>922
In absolutely no way does that solve this distribution problem

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 20:55

> the melody is note for note the same as a 2hu that you probably never heard but nobody could possibly believe you

god DAMN it

back to the drawing board then

at least it can be a remix when i get around to it

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 21:19

An autism tour de la force

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 21:41

you must post the 2hu now

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 21:51

What the fuck is wrong with me?

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 23:04

>>926
Don't worry, ZUN's probably said "Shit, this melody is note for note the same as a Beethoven that I probably never heard but nobody could possibly believe me"

Then he went ahead and put it in his game anyway, multiple times

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 23:41

At the grocery and one of the store employees is whistling Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory/Battle Hymn of the Republic while unloading stuff from a pallet and stocking shelves. That really stuck in my head for some reason. I wonder if he even knew what the song was, or it was just a melody he'd heard somewhere, idly whistled to pass the time.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 01:00

I was around for the very first Current Thoughts thread, I am a part of DQN history!

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 03:46

https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20181015-OYT1T50052.html

Ibaraki police are looking for a Love Live itasha involved in a hit-and-run

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 04:09

>>933
Damn You fans

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 06:05

>>928
I was thinking of something like Shimomura-like, perhaps with a Dvorak-like texture, and a little FF6 (one of the town themes)

And got the A-part of Eirin's theme, which I can't have heard because I am not good at outsmarting boolit

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9176 07:46

course - English
cours - French
kuuru - Japanese
cour - American

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 06:04

I'm not your ashurbani, pal

vc: kang

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 18:15

All's well that ends well. Well well. Well? well.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 21:08

Dang, what was that DJ Sharpnel track with the war face sample?

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 21:57

>>939
Hartman's Crap?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9177 22:08

I know that the people will complain that linux had done that since forever or whatever, but I'm really excited about trying the stupid dark theme on the new macOS. It only took them like fucking 10 years but they finally did it. Oh boy did they do it.

And it looks a lot like arc-dark too, so everything will be sort of consistent across computers.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9178 20:19

A labyrinth within.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9178 22:55

>>941 Not me, I'm staying on Mavericks for as long as I can

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 10:02

Vinesauce is such a guilty pleasure for me. Or maybe pleasure isn't the right word. Vinny is really the only member I can stand, and every time I
watch one of his videos I think "man this guy is so annoying and stupid, why am I watching this". And yet I keep watching them, I guess for lack of any better entertainment.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 12:21

Try harder next time.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 12:27

>>944
I like Mike.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 16:32

>>944
I liked the corruption game streams, but boy did that gimmick grow stale fast.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 22:00

I saw my 3 day old meme on NYPost and felt good man

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9179 22:12

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