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The latter is almost certain, because of how generically I stated them and omitted the rest. You even have people out there living at least a couple aspects of that life. I have never had a problem with thinking of myself as a lapsed weeb (or perhaps it's just really low on the list of things I worry about).

The former is not likely. We almost certainly have very different ideas about what we consider so kickass we need it to exist. And my life story is... well, a rather unusual sob story, so I shall leave most of it aside (I am trying to adopt a better mentality, that's step 1 and it's taken years so far).

Also, I suck ass at playing pretty much every single game out there, unless it takes practically no skill beyond reading and pushing buttons, or it's not the sort of thing where being very good at it would draw a significant audience (now, if you could make a serious living off progressing MMO raids and no other hook, I could probably do what it takes to be one of the best, but I don't see that being a thing anytime soon; the current audience is absolutely not big enough to pay out like that, events are too few and far between, and the "competition" does it for free).