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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 07:16

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The Elitist Superstructure of DQN were the highest ranked ones at the lowest level. Even though the members at this level were extremely well qualified, their methods were nothing to laugh at.

But DQN could not afford any delay; there was still at least an hour before the meeting room entrance.

The members of DQN stood before the entrance; each man had a very small, wooden box on his back. To their right sat two very old brothers wearing high boots; one was carrying a small black umbrella and the other was carrying a large wooden palanquin full of red cloth. At their feet stood two women dressed in high red robes and one black-haired woman holding a long spear. They were clearly not from the DQN sect.

After the two brothers and women bowed to each other, they went towards the entrance in silence.

Su Yun took off his clothes with a smile and immediately put on his shoes.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 14:34

There are only two ways in which we can account for a necessary agreement of experience with the concepts of its objects: either experience makes these concepts possible or these concepts make experience possible. One way is the thesis that experience makes these concepts possible, and that this makes experience conceivable. Another way is that experience makes experience conceivable, in which case we must understand it as a necessary consequence of experience's making these concepts possible. A third way is that experience makes experience possible, in which case we must understand experience in terms of its being a necessary consequence of its making these concepts possible.

The view discussed earlier about the existence of necessary truths, however, does not allow us to know what these necessary truths are, but only what they are for the sake of the necessary being which gives account to experience. That necessity in and for sense objects must be known can have only one interpretation: to say that they are necessary for the sake of which we experience them. Some philosophers prefer this interpretation to that of the "non-necessary" view. But the difference between these two is a crucial one. "Being" means something different in each interpretation of this kind of philosophical position that I will consider, so let me begin with a second interpretation of "being necessary" that they have both used. The first interpretation is this: "Being" means something different in every interpretation of the doctrine of necessity because the non-

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 01:03

Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts? If a Jew farts only when you beat him with a whip, would he not die? If a Jew dies only from his sins, would you say his soul was burned? If one of your disciples said he had seen a Jew's corpse, would he not be burned too? He also has to eat pork, honey and onions; there is hardly anything he does not eat! One who does not eat a sin of these five will be damned."

Then he pointed to the man, who stood up. This man's legs were in two pieces, and no food was there. As if he were going out after the dead, the Jew said to this man:

"I have seen a Jew, whom I will put on your throne."

He said: "I will serve Him."

"I too will serve Him." And he offered the flesh to Him and made His body like a sacrifice. Then He turned toward the Jew and said: "Look closely!"

Afterward He made the man sit up. But the flesh in between His legs was white, a fine white substance; it was only water. At that point they began to argue, saying: "Who is His representative? Where did He live?"

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 14:41

Red-hot iron, white-hot iron, cold-black iron; an iron taste, and iron smell, and a Babel of iron sounds. Now, how many years have I been at this meeting? What will my old habits do? When will I die! This is the time to kill off my mind! I would say: We are all men, we have many thoughts, and our thoughts are terrible thoughts. That is our task! So why not take this opportunity to kill our thoughts! Then we can go our separate ways. That is very useful, and I think we will enjoy it. The whole matter lies in this momentous period of time we have spent here in this meeting. It is really a wonderful thing indeed, and I should like to try all these wonderful things in this moment of time. We have talked about this matter in detail; but all my time for one man's life is lost in this moment of time. You are very kind, my comrade. I will now tell you about the great question of the future, which you will now begin to answer. What are the great problems of today? You know, you do not find a great answer in this letter, but what this letter shows me, as I see it, is that our minds are only as large as our bodies. I was born blind to the world, but I saw one man who saw well.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 00:25

Oi, kallis kotimaa, Suomi sulo Pohjola,
Ei löydy maata sen armaampaa. Ympaa, ympaa kallis maa, konkona maa tii aaa, kallis löyd ympaa, Maa kalpavaa o kalpavika, Ee o i kalpavika, Pohjola, maiya, taa na taa o taa na taa nua hare kalpavaa (Otavoa),
O taa riin kalas nila hare kalpavika, maiya, hare kalpavika, Ei kalpavika, Pohjola maa tii nua hare taa hare kalpavaa,
O taa tiii o kalo,
Kailapa kalpavaa, hari kalpavika Maa tii nua hare kalo (

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9489 02:54

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. All games are played with custom cards which can be obtained through buying packs in the game's shop.

"The idea behind the game was to help players celebrate achievements through a cooperative experience," said Andrew DeSantis, Executive Producer for Star Citizen, in a statement earlier this year. "These packs each contain a very unique hero, with each hero represented only by their unique card back, which can be swapped out for any other hero in the game."

The packs come with a new ship, and each one is a "bundle" of cards which unlock a different hero. These are the rewards for finishing a certain score in Star Citizen, with the first one going to the ship, and then all further rewards going to a select group of players.

The final update is launching later this February.

"This latest update, for the 3.0 iteration of the game, adds a few new rewards and some gameplay tweaks," says deSantis. "We're also now working on getting the game live on Xbox One and PS4! We really
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187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 02:31

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? 'Tis said our Lord, That, if, by the grace of God, thou shalt find an inartificial hedgehog, or an arched hedgehog, that is upon the right side of a castle, and shall lie there upon the ground, and it be found thou wilt slay the hedgehog with thy naked arse, a thousand times with a sword, so mighty in my Lord of the Manor of Hove (for his name is Hove) didst the blessed Bishop of Salisbury, one of the most illustrious and valiant knights, with this aventure. The said hedgehog died of its affliction. And I the blessed Peter of England, was at that time knight of this country, dide him all manner of honours for his brave service to King Martin, as to his bravery, good behavior, and good deeds.

(5) There is, with me, a great hedgehog called by the title of

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 14:01

𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗮 𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗷𝗮𝗺𝘀, but finds out the first day they are in town that the shop is closing due to lack of business, as it never makes any money when it opens.

Dean, along with Jimmy, is in front of the local supermarket when he bumps into a young black woman named Darlene. Darlene goes over and tells him about the jamtastic jams that are available. Dean explains to Darlene that she can pick them up at the store, but Darlene says that she is looking forward to having their jamtastic jukes to try.

Dean comes away from the store convinced that he and Darlene made a very powerful friendship over the jamtastic jukebox. Dean is then approached by Jimmy and tries to push him out of the way while they get a drink. Dean and Jimmy then come back and go to the store alone. As they get a drink, Darlene suddenly grabs Dean's hand and pulls him forward so she can try to help. Unfortunately for Dean, Darlene gets pushed out of the way in the

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9495 06:50

No tears, only dreams now. My love for you will never die, no matter how tired I might be."

KangYoon put his hand on Song Jongmin's shoulder.

"Hey, Jongmin! Stop running outside," he said while patting his hands. "'I love you.'"

"That's just a fantasy, KangYoon," said Song Jongmin.

"You can't run from the truth," said KangYoon. Then, "Do you know who I am? It's just that I know everything about you, and…I know everything about you."

The moment he took his right hand from Song Jongmin's shoulder, there was a very sharp crack of sound.

"What's this sound?"

"Your thoughts. You are just another mind that tries to run away from the truth. You just want to be safe."

KangYoon turned his head around to see Song Jongmin's mouth wide open.

"Did…did you know that I can't run?"

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 05:17

Yes. It's true. You'll be able to buy a Mii Gunner costume of Sans in Smash Brothers Ultimate later today! ~~~Sans with Mii Gunner ~~~

"What!?"

Hearing the strange tone, the little girl's body froze.

"A-Are… You sure this was the best idea!?"

Saying something like that, the little girl's body was about to move away. However, even when looking at the little girl's face, she didn't do anything. Not only that, she also wouldn't move on her own, despite everyone asking this. The girl didn't seem to have any feelings at all and even seemed like she was being controlled by Sans at that moment.

As I was trying to understand what exactly had happened,

"So you're not a girl!? You're a boy!?"

"…"

"…What is this?"

"This is not Sans. This is no one."

Saying this, the little girl put her palms flat against

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 02:56

In the early 1980s, Arthur T. Murray wrote a shitty Markov chain in Forth, and immediately realized that he was the greatest AI researcher and philosopher in history. That got his name in the papers, and he had a long life, writing a bunch of technical papers that are widely copied and used elsewhere.

I think that if there were a Markov chain going on right now in the real world, everyone probably would be smarter than Arthur when he died. Like, in a hundred years, AI will make better decisions than humans, or machines will outpace humans in everything, or everything, or something, or…

…but you get the picture. So my problem is that I don't have access to an infinite source of money to fund myself into the next level.

Anyway, back to this. I'm writing a really bad Markov chain and it's turning out to be true. If you were playing a computer game with your friends, you probably would not play for a while after a couple of Markov chains, just as you probably wouldn't play for a while after the death of

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 14:07

Somebody pitched me their stupid app while I was taking a shit. I don't know if it's just the size of the app, but it's so fucking big. It's like a fucking app that you have to download from the internet. I was like, "I don't know what I'm doing, what is this?"

What is the app?

It's a shit detector. If you open it, you'll get a screen that says, "It's a shit detector." If you put your hand in, it'll start to spit out shit. It's so fucking big. I was like,"What the fuck is this?" Then I just started using it. I was like, "I need to get a fucking job."

Do you feel like your life is better now?

Yeah, definitely. I feel like I'm a little bit more aware of how I'm being used. I feel like I'm not as afraid of people. I'm not as afraid of people who want to fuck me.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 04:07

So this one time I went onto 4-ch.net to shitpost on DQN, and was banned for about 2 hours.... because I brought up the fact that there are no male gt's to start a gang.

Totally ridiculous. They have a whole thing about how women should be allowed to join gangs, and this is the first forum I've heard of them being like, "Feminists" and that's what they're about. What they actually ARE about is "taking away men's rights".

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 01:10

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. The game is not for people who have a mental disorder, or who are easily offended, or people who hate women, or people who like Bernie Sanders. If you are a woman who enjoys dating Bernie Sanders: do not play this game.

If you are a man who enjoys dating Bernie Sanders: do not play this game.

195 Name: vc: nutely : 1993-09-9511 01:38

Just remember that it starts with pixels, but it ends with two soft nuts in a petri dish. You can't make a "taste" until you've tasted two. Also, try "taste" only of that part that you want to enhance the flavor (see above for more suggestions) and try and go slow. It takes time to develop taste and perception over time. You want a soft core nut.

To create this soft core, you need:

An empty plastic bag (not a jar)

The perfect size nut (about 1.5 ounces)

A medium-sized bowl (not too large)

A sharp knife with a clean blade

(You can find these products at your local health food store or online). You can use a knife to scoop the dried nut onto the bowl. Or a fork to push the nut into the bowl. Try not to make yourself too uncomfortable by using your hands at this point. The soft core doesn't take very long to create. If you see any problems, just repeat steps 1 – 3.

Once you've got the nut, use a sharp knife to remove it

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 14:56

In case of fire, break the seal and do not worry, don't even get worried!

It's the seal made of the most high grade wood, it's a piece of art that the craftsmen are very proud of. I wonder if it has ever shown signs of corrosion after some times in the flames.

Let me try to give you an experience of the seal. In a fire, you can clearly see that fire appears from the hole in the seal, because the flame is very strong and quickly spreads.

It's impossible that a fire will be able to break the seal!

I wonder how it's possible to break a seal that's been made from stone as well!

Because I am the last person with no flame, I'm now also the only person who can use fire.

The seal that's made from stone is really hard and solid!

"Fufu, is it really possible to cut a seal using fire?"

It's something that seems impossible when you first look at it…

Let me demonstrate with fire

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 20:12

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. I haven't seen a real one since I left college. I still get excited by the thought of one, but he definitely has none. I am surprised that you hadn't noticed that before. I wouldn't have considered it my duty to keep that fact a secret, either." "I'm sure they would have said, 'No, no, no, no, no' to me," she said, laughing. "It's not their fault he won't have one!" "Oh, it's totally their fault for wanting to be with him, I suppose. They've obviously been in love with him his entire life. If you had known that he'd have been such a virgin as a teenager, why would you have even bothered?" "I'm not saying it's your fault they couldn't find a real one!" "I'm not saying it's your fault they couldn't find a real one," I replied. "But I know it's their fault. Just like you know it is! I've always suspected that I wanted to be a woman before I knew I

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 21:07

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.
( ・ω・) They should make a statue!
( ・ω・) 俺もついてだるよ. [ edit ] [ add commenting ] The comment is in Japanese.
I'm not a teacher but I have a lot of faith in it. 俺もついてだるよ ( ・ω・)
I can't believe we are not in elementary school in this situation... But then again I'm not here to be a teacher...
( ・ω・) からびついてだるよ ( に・ω・)
The fact that we are in elementary school again means the world to us!!!
( ・ω・) からびついてだるよ ( に・ω・)
When the world was in chaos, the teachers were our only hope...
( ・ω・) からびつい

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 04:46

Being a hardcore otaku means having an entire specific value system. It is a religion. It is a calling. If you are a hardcore otaku, you can't have an orgasm. You either masturbate to yourself after the anime or go out and have some serious sex with other people. The only exception to this rule is if you live in a big city with a bunch of people who think you are pretty weird (it must be a small city, I remember it being a small town, but I'm forgetting the specifics). Basically, otaku value what they do most heavily. When you are a hardcore otaku for example, the only time you would see the word "sex" is in the context of someone giving you blowjobs. The main problem with this is that it can lead to sexual assault (at least when it is a guy blowjobs you, but this is only a rule-of-thumb since only a handful of actual incidents have happened on the regular). You will also notice that no otaku wants to be a serial rapist, since that is just too much of a deviation from their personality value. For example, some people are sexual masochists whereas others

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 21:43

** and then Marisa woke up, removed the leather balaclava, and ** iced the guy up.

"You okay," I asked.

"Yes," she said. "I'm fine. I guess you shouldn't see me like that."

"The old me used to be a bit more self-critical," I said.

"You must be young at heart," she said. "What's been going on in that room since we arrived?"

We talked about that over dinner at the restaurant.

When we started walking back toward my hotel the next morning, I was surprised to find Marisa already driving my car to the airport, taking two of her kids with her. I wasn't expecting that, since she was so much more in control then.

On the ride, I was pleased to see how different I'd become. Her eyes were still dark, but she looked young and lively. She didn't take one look at me, and I was grateful for that. I didn't want her to be ashamed, though. The guilt I'd had was just too big to live with.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 22:39

**1ksqo27351836381hsmagvw**

[01:04:11]SAY: Enjoys-Her-Sweets/Reondin : I'm not really paying attention. I've been focusing on the station.

[01:04:13]EMOTE: *no key*/(mouse) : <b>The mouse</b> shakes.

[01:04:13]GAME: Explosion with size (0, 1, 5, 5) in area Central Primary Hallway (133,144,1)

[01:04:14]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (717)) : <b>The monkey (717)</b> lets out a faint chimper as it collapses and stops moving...

[01:04:14]SAY: Poly/ : Can you open your glove case?

[01:04:14]SAY: Loves-The-Lizards/JarekTheRaptor : Yeah

[01:04:14]EMOTE: *no key*/(grey baby slime (

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 19:14

Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.

You are one lucky ass.

You and 1 other are all trapped in a room with a computer that is controlling the other 3 assholes in the room. The computer is a small computer of its kind with one program that controls the others. When you play your program, the computer will send this asshole to this room with your left butt cheek and the program will start the game.

Your program is a simple ass slap puzzle with a twist. For each one of your right asscheeks you have to get exactly 0 pixels away from your asscheeks. The program only tells you how far away you are and it only tells you how far away the other assholes are so it does nothing else.

So, you and 1 other are trapped in 1 room with 2 computers and 2 programming programs controlling all of the other assholes in the room. You have no clue where the other 1st guy is nor what to do

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 01:26

Are you feeling any better?
How are your legs?
How are your balls?
Do you have a penis?
You are very confused, and you can't find a single piece of advice to guide you on how to deal with your erection.

The truth is you have three kinds of erections, and each one of them can cause you pain and confusion if you don't know how to handle them properly.

To learn how to deal with your erections and sexual issues, check out these three articles:

The following video is a step by step guide to dealing with your erection in bed:

How To Deal With Your Erection: 3 Steps To Finding Answers

  1. Understand what erections are.

There are four different types of erections, and each type causes the exact same kind of pain, discomfort, or arousal. Knowing this will help you to understand whether any of them are an issue that is holding you back from having an orgasm without having to go to the doctor.

You may also want to try a

204 Name: that didn't help : 1993-09-9537 03:14

So are there 3 or 4 types of erections?

There are 3 types of erections. The first type involves blood flowing into the penis during the orgasm, followed by another flow of blood through the penis during the erection. The second type requires erection and some sexual sensation. During the third type you simply have a natural sexual reaction to stimuli, and may not feel anything during the erection period. The fourth type involves the relaxation of the muscles during the erection. All of these are part of "proper sexual development". If you are having normal sex, or if you have any other type of erections, there is no harm. If your doctor says there is some cause for concern, you should talk with him.

Can I be circumcised during the procedure?

You may be asked to sign a waiver, stating that you have never been circumcised and that you are not making a claim against them for any medical, hygienic, or religious reasons. This is voluntary. You may feel uncomfortable because a circumcision takes time and effort. You may feel uncomfortable because you have been told in the office that surgery is

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 18:07

jesus fucking christ ive just seen it. i have no idea how all these women got the balls and power to do that to his kids. I mean, what did that little faggot think he was getting? He is now an angel, thank god.

And I guess because the world is so messed up right now, there were no people who actually had the balls to say "Hey dude, you're crazy. You got your little faggot kids raped by a group of horny women who went to the mall and took advantage of them."

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 22:08

We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet. But the Chinese are not the only ones to have developed a taste for Asian cuisine. Even the Greeks, who are the oldest civilization in the world, have a taste for Chinese food, and the Chinese even have their own Greek restaurant in their capital city, Athens.

The Chinese have been eating Chinese food for millennia. It is said that the first recorded Chinese cookbook was written in the Tang Dynasty (618-907 AD), although it is not certain that the book actually existed. However, it is known that the Chinese have been eating Chinese food for centuries.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 15:39

Why did they cut the picture off above her dick?

Oh, right. The other day she and I had an argument about the picture above the caption asking why it's so long.

She said it was a "honest mistake" – but I'm not sure if that is technically an honest mistake. It just is. She also said the picture was "too long" in another statement.

At this point I was pretty pissed off.

Why would I be pissed off? Well, I've gotten plenty of criticism as a gay man, even though I had no control over the way the picture portrayed my love life.

I had a girlfriend when I was in high school. I was dating her sister and we were planning to come together one day. While on vacation with my friend Ryan, she wanted some pictures done. I saw their "wonderful photos", but I thought it looked way too sexual. So, because I am a very visual person and always enjoy images, I decided to cut the two photos together and make an even smaller pic.

Then, this happened:

208 Name: https://writeup.ai/ : 1993-09-9540 11:15

The elitist superstructure of DQN, the only real group in the country that has not been destroyed by the war, has been the subject of the most vicious attacks. The first attack was on July 9, when the local press published a rumor that the DQN was planning to attack a "red" cemetery. The rumor was not true, but the DQN did attack the cemetery on July 12, and on July 15, a DQN member, the local DQN leader, and several members of the local D QN militia were killed. The DQN had been warned by the local press that the cemetery was a red cemetery, but the DQN did not attack the cemetery. The second attack was on July 16, when DQN members attacked the cemetery with Molotov cocktails. The DQN also attacked the cemetery on July 17, and on July 19, a DQN member and a local DQN leader were killed. The DQN claimed that they were defending the cemetery from an attack by the local DQN. The local DQN leaders denied that any attack had taken place, and claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery as part of a larger operation to attack the local DQN. The local DQN leaders also claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery to prevent the local DQN from using the cemetery as a base for attacks against the DQN.

On July 19, the DQN attacked the cemetery again, this time with Molotov cocktails. The DQN also attacked the cemetery on July 20, and on July 21, a DQN member and a local DQN leader were killed. The DQN claimed that they were defending the cemetery from an attack by the local DQN. The local DQN leaders denied that any attack had taken place, and claimed that the DQN had attacked the cemetery as part of a larger operation to attack the local DQN. On July 22, the DQN attacked the cemetery again, this time with Molotov cocktails.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 23:51

an age of wishful thinking and it shows.

On a technical level, the game is just not really for everyone. The lack of voice acting means there's no need to be "fun" or a "joke" or "humor". Not to mention, the dialogue itself is actually a bit of an issue. At first, it feels like the voices are quite "heavyweight" and when the voices were removed for the opening scene, I wondered when it'd come back later. Later on, it comes in a very strange, somewhat off-key, and annoying way. I think this is due to a bug in the game's code, but I don't know of anything I can do about it.

I did like the game's plot. The story follows an ordinary guy named Ryoji as he starts a family and is suddenly transported to a strange environment where he gets involved with the story. His wife dies in the adventure, but she gives their child name Ryoji, and he is adopted by a strange woman and has to fend for himself as a child. The only "plot

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 03:05

>>208
Wow, DQN fucking hates cemetaries. What are they doing, fighting each other over where the corpses should be buried, why is no one working to make it happen? And why is DQN taking so long? I mean they've already lost a lot of people, why aren't they moving in? This whole "we can not allow any religious buildings" crap is stupid. This has to stop. It really bothers me that DQN is allowing a new religion that was established by an atheist, and that even worse, has more followers than a religion that was established by a Christian. I can't believe this was decided that way.

DQN needs to start fighting for their beliefs, if they ever want a future in game, and stop making decisions that are causing more problems than the ones they solve.

So DQN, please stop. If you want a free gaming community that doesn't hate other religions, make your own one. But maybe you shouldn't. There are plenty of others that have tried to do it, and it's the ones that ended up losing that didn

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 06:53

Prithee hark to me. Yond t's very much did relate to this thread. I wenteth to yoshinoya a while ago; thee knoweth, yoshinoya? And there I saw a great mountain, of which it rained so hard that I shivered in my raiment. And then all these people went whithersoever yoshinoya pleased. And one had a great long knife, a mighty great great blade in his hand. And so we began to speak to him. 'O great king,' said he, 'this knife may not cut the mountains; but the mountains are a great city and are very hard. Therefore thou shalt go thy ways and never come back. And thou shalt not come to me; for I too shall be great and very hard. But thou shalt take this great long knife, for it may save one's life, and thy life is better.' Then he drew the handle about himself so with the edge thereof that the blades were like a sword. Yea, I never saw such a mighty blade of steel before. And he said to himself, 'It may be; he

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 22:51

MITON GA SUKI!

"This is the story of the most unlikely couple: Gaspard, the best fighter pilot in the world, and Kirei, his ex-girlfriend, who's been kidnapped by the villainous Hoshido. Together, they must take on Hoshido's most feared military unit: the Jurai-bari! And the ultimate fate of the nation hangs in their hands." —Viz Media

From writer NISIOISIN, the illustrator of One Piece and more, a battle that will leave the world on edge comes to Light Novel Illustrator/Original Author/Translation Team KADOKAWA and the studio of the same name.

KADOKAWA's new story revolves around the epic conflict between Hoshido and Nohr that threatens to transform the kingdom into an empire. Now in this exciting story, you'll see how Kirei finds himself drawn into a conflict that rivals anything he has seen in the anime series.

The KADOKAWA/Kirei duo takes you to

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 23:18

**( ・-・) I think the reason black people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the slavers and are still in Africa.**
They got there via this fucking train that goes back to China.

What they're doing is illegal under the International Laws that prevent the slave trade.They should be given the same privilege as white men to move as their slaves to any of the other countries where black people live. The only difference is that these women live in Africa whereas black men only go if they are married to white men.

But I'll digress

The only reason white men are allowed here was to fight slavery.

The only reason all blacks are allowed here is

To beat them at their own game.

They are the new slave owners.

White people, like everyone else, are slaves.

Don't worry, I'm not going to insult you

But you should take this as another example of the reason why blacks are so stupid I don't even know where to start.

My dad got a job

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 22:10

Poopums, the magical wonder. You will be transported to a land where the world is a little different and a whole lot less magical. This world is not our own. It is the world of the Pooums, a land of magic and wonders, where the faeries live in harmony with the humans. They are gentle, kind, and caring. They are so beautiful and fascinating to behold that they have come to be known by the name they bear. They are known as the Poopums. This is the world of the Poopums.

The first book in the series is called Poopums: A Magical Land of Poopums and Poopum Pies.

"This book is a beautiful and magical adventure that will make you want to keep reading."

— Publishers Weekly

"What a delightful and creative take on an important topic! It will be fun and entertaining for children and adults."

— The Wall Street Journal

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 09:01

Don't abbreviate as Wiki!

No One like WikiFags.

Foes of WikiFags

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216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 10:53

harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped.

HARRY SLYTHERIN: You okay?

HARRY: Harry.

HARRY goes to say something more to Ginny, but the train breaks down just as he starts to say something to Harry, the older boy jumps out of the train window and hugs him.

HARRY: Hello, love. (shaking Harry's hand)

Ginny leans over and looks into the train windows and she sees Hermione and Ron with the Slytherins. She starts to walk away

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 22:31

Why do I exist?

That question leads to an assortment of answers. Some philosophers argue that I exist to satisfy an ideal of rationality (such as that rational, thinking creatures should have the desire and freedom to shape the world according to their own interests). Others, like philosopher Gerard Stolte, defend the ideal that every rational being is bound to exist:

[W]e have … a normative burden to be rational… This is because the structures that sustain us, especially as human beings, are not free from the demands of human rationality. Insofar as we are rational

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 08:46

Textboards are dead. I am here to revive. I'm just not sure it'll be as nice as Before it was a product of its time. The orignal threat? A dwindling, console wars saturated market, saturation by text chat or gameshark before the technology could get by. It's unlikely to come back and that's not the cause for concerns. The cause is a shift in viewing mediums, from text as a medium of communication to one of application. The rise of video makes interactions more streamlined and so do the people doing them. A reverse trend as well. People

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 07:22

His vision drained of color as he bled out on the cold concrete. "Is this really how I die?", he thought, as everything faded to black.

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A smile grew on his face as he felt the cold now wafting through him. He stepped out of the wreckage of his truck. He smelled delicious. He used his jacket to wipe some of the gore off his face. Soon he was back to his normal self and a man, despite his injuries.

He was at a party, a celebration of some kind. There was a host of fine people, some friends, and his family. An interesting man, a con man, others dressed in formal wear, and some in casual wear, some in expensive suits. The drinks were flowing

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 08:55

Dear Liberals, If game corporations aren't trying to brainwash me into being gay, then why is Link such a fucking cutie? He looks like the perfect queer yummy toy!

#1. Smash Bros Brawl's New Trophy: Link Is Gay

Photo Credit

#2. The Smash Bros Melee Legend Prediction Tournament

This time around, commentator Jason "Mew2King" Zimmerman clearly isn't just referencing the insanely popular video game of the same name, he's also made the ridiculous claim that Nintendo has created a new "title" that will be awarded to whoever wins the judging. Not only is this shit an exercise in smoke and mirrors, but Pewdiepie's very existence proves that Nintendo has already ditched gay representation from its game.

Source:

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 16:12

Baba yetu uliye mbinguni: Jina lako litukuzwe.

[the name of] Gbsbaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Enshun bokti.

[the name of] Nmlgebbaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Linchebbaam huakan.

[the name of] Zmbbuwaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Chubaan hukusa.

[the name of] Yamaramaam yetu uliye mbinguni: Aparamaabibuko huaka.

[the name of] Ngerimebaam yetu uliye mbinguni

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 22:32

Happy new year! How are you happy new year! It's funny how things just change, my friend. We were just down in Maryland in the nick of time before, before the election started and all the shit started going on. How's it going, my boy? Yeah, I'm good. My dog's getting married, I'm doing alright. I'm being a good person, I guess. What's up? What is up, big guy? You lost the election, didn't you? 'Kay. Nice to know. Yeah, it's okay. I guess that's a relief. It's just a relief to hear the results. How long has it been? Four years, huh? Four years already? That's a long time. I think we can

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 17:09

REI: Sorry, we're all out of that.

HEATHER: Do you have any other foods to pass the time with?

REI: Nope. What else?

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "LOVE'S ENERGY")

CHRISTOPHER LANGTON: (Singing) We still love one another. I don't want to get close.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "LOVE'S ENERGY")

SIMON BARKER: (Singing) The lost one will be my daughter.

GROSS: Let's take a short break and then we'll talk some more. If you're just joining us, my guest is the

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 13:18

>>223
this has to be one of my favourites. I want to see it adapted into a proper Rei's Diner post

225 This post sucked.

226 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9681 00:01

This post sucked.

I'm not entirely sure where I've been or how many times I've sat down to write it, but recently, it started to take on the qualities of an insane conspiracy theory, which then started to draw all sorts of crazy twists and turns from those twists and turns. To be fair, I'm a huge David Lynch fan, so, as I said, some things might be obvious, but I just don't know.

Either way, in the spirit of Halloween, here's the theory:

Halloween is an elaborate placebo procedure. An unwitting host awakens from deep sleep, is told that their hangover will soon be over, and they're told that something exciting, "unexpected," is about to

227 Name: Concerned Citizen : 1993-09-9682 08:11

Shinji Ikari can vote.

Shinji Ikari can nominate people to move in.

The East Area CEO may nominate you to move in.

Shinji Ikari can propose content to move in, based on your preferences.

The East Area CEO can remove a nominee, and propose a different candidate.

Beside voting, you may propose your own content.

1.

In other words, you won't be able to move in until you have something to move in.

You don't even have to do anything, you can just think up of something to move in.

You can nominate people to move in, but not personally move in. You can view all suggestions on

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 06:57

Becom an E-girl! Live some posh life! (Strangers, count your blessings - you were just getting started!)


Earn real money and indulge yourself in all the adult things you need! We are talking shopping sprees, plush toys, yummy cake, that kind of thing.


Our lovemaking software can be customized to be just how you want it. It's that easy. You can print a "Voucher Code" that takes care of the rest! You'll love this app as much as we do.


Featured on:

"The Daily Geek"

(...you better buy it!)

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229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 09:40

jesus was a faggot.

Christians began to believe that he was a transsexual. That was all he was, a man with a halo of pubic hair who would automatically convert your children to hell.

That seemed like a pretty good story to frame Christians' reaction to the Atonement in a perspective of disgust or revulsion rather than awe. That's why Christians go to church like 90% of other people, and why they don't feel like they should be celebrating it. They've grown up in a culture where non-Christians are reviled and murderously mocked. Even so, I guess Christians should have had a Jesus freakin' Christmas

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9690 21:32

> a man with a halo of pubic hair who would automatically convert your children to hell

My lord and savior

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 11:12

COVID-19 is a modern, scalable, high-performance biotechnology solution for international distribution of pneumonia. Its basic architecture focuses on low-cost, fast and standardized manufacturing processes, able to produce biologically functional proteins in high volume.

At the same time, the technology leverages the powerful resource capabilities of a dynamic and highly scalable environment of controlled microbial growth, as its biomass feedstock.

Through the latest innovations of the company, with respect to a practical, scalable production system based on the proprietary controlled environment of microbes, a team of highly motivated individuals, connected in an interdisciplinary spirit and looking to form a global brand of the world's leading bioengineers, and following a long history of research in the field, regarding a technology platform with the potential

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 09:03

Joe Biden is dead. So is the guy who would've been our vice president. Joe Biden was raised Republican, became a Democrat and they tried to make an ex-gay statement in him, but that didn't work. But he is, in many ways, the James Bond of Vice Presidents. He goes where the buck stops.

Biden's the guy who calls out sexual predators and sociopaths by name, who stands up and declares what is right, and is revered for it. He has an enviable home life, an enviable job. And he wants to stay in it. His husband, Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden, is going to stay on in D.C. to take care of their six kids.

What Vice President Joe

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 08:29

elon musk had violent anal sex with cybertruck Leetae to bedking ol'rocknrockd, basically raping him because he was a beast for something he had to fight against. Then he destroyed metal mountain and building taking his godly soul.

Leetae decides to try a brutal method to achieve revenge, which is raping both Leetae's daugthater Hethia and cripples Marinus for stealing metal masta. Even though he doesnt care that much and even when he tries to take Hethia, it starts to go wrong, Marinus kills him before he can.

Then a couple of weeks ago, Marinus acquired the soul of Zachary the ape and then he just killed Zachary

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 23:04

>>233
What does it mean to have anal sex with a truck? Is the exhaust pipe a car's anus? Does the cybertruck even have an exhaust pipe?

Or is Elon the bottom here? Does the cybertruck have an attachment that can fit in someone's ass? Maybe the side view mirrors... except it doesn't have seem to have those either. That seems illegal.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 12:45

try seaching ratbat on rule34.xxx

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 19:42

The Lordy Overseers of DohKewn-be?

Leave them alone, retards.

Chapter: xxxii I.xlixiii

~BE KNOTNED, YOU RETARDS~

~DO NOT BE KNOTNED~

Chapter: xl

~Reckless day~

An Idea for Unacceptable Land Lingeries

Chapter: xliii

A Girl Dooms Knee In Kewn!!

Chapter: xliv

Do you not see? The humor of this story?

Chapter: xlvii

Cowards to Dusk

Chapter: xlviii

~*BLATANT SH

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 20:48

Your waifu doesn't exist

They will only think that you're a victim if you blame yourself for it.

I know you are willing to accept anything for a boyfriend. There is no responsibility.

Keep insisting to your parents you're okay and that you just need a break.

Seriously... NO.

Let them make you feel worse about your love life.

If you continue to struggle with your feelings, repeat the phrase...

"I wish I hadn't met her..."

I hear you. I hear you. My loneliness hurts.

And you may think that you are making progress.

But what you are doing will only damage your happiness.

These signs will

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 10:14

I'm not a sinophobe. I'm a sinorealist. Please learn the difference it can save your life. Enjoy your beans!

Recommended Books About the Effects of Psychedelic Chemicals

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 15:26

Joe Rogan died yesterday tragically from a drug overdose. He will be missed.

Although it is unclear what exactly prompted this tragedy, it is clear that at this time in our collective history, the Golden State Warriors organization is saddened by this news. Our thoughts and prayers are with

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9757 15:30

Tell your girlfriend to not wear socks in her next onlyfans shoot, or else. Like any good supermodel, she looks fabulous even if you have her shoes off. Speaking of, that fact really gets in the way of making a good first impression with friends. Mabon should be standing barefoot, then maybe everything else falls into place. I bet you could not find three girls to have a conversation with and only one of them has socks on.

Here's a nice dream sequence to let you get a grip on what Mabon is like, particularly if you're an actual little girl:

Hollie McKay has a been a Fox News Digital staff reporter since 2007. She has extensively reported from war zones including Iraq,

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 01:00

fuck you craptcha !" he shouted, raising his fist in a dignified, non-violent display. I quickly hopped down from my goody chair, grabbed the coin, and walked towards the door. The guy stared up at me angrily and began screaming at me. I laughed, asking him why he kept making stupid faces and shouting insults at me when I was just playing a video game.

I told him to go fuck himself, and ran away to the local McDonald's. As I approached the counter, a customer noticed me and tried to close the door. That is when the owner walked out to confront me. He asked me why I was yelling at the window, and I told him what happened on the couch. He replied that his son had

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9758 20:36

dear squeeks,

The bird was a bird: the bus was a bus!

The man was a man: the lady was a woman.

.

The goat slipped off his leash:

The horse jumped the fences.

..

My mom used to sing to my little sister, my baby sister, my baby sister,

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

My baby sister...

The secret is being in one place

Never being anywhere else

Always being under the sun

Always being in a house

The men used to go on

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 16:27

Togepi... How do I battle this Ash Pokémon?"

She asked to herself.

She told to her Togepi what she was going to do and it nodded.

"Okay... I'm going to use this Togepi and you are going to use your Strut!"

She ordered to her Pokémon.

"Strut!

Go!

Togepi!"

She yelled out and Togepi happily did as its trainer ordered and did a little dance.

"Ash!

I just got to Oak Town!

I need your advice!"

She yelled out as she ran out of Professor Oak's lab and into the town.

She saw a bunch of people in a

244 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:29

Do not post futanari in the shemale thread, on pain of death.

Nobody really cares about futanari.

Nobody, anyway.

Maybe we should actually have a cataclysmic meteor shower to generate a good, big space-death-wave for everyone.

It would be a cosmic, uplifting death for everybody involved.

Maybe then no one would use Futa Jita any more, and the floating region would just run away on its own.

Flippers and wingsuit lag behind as the outback of the Channel Road snarls them.

Desert-ice crunches under skis and unicycles.

Under foot, the long river will

245 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 20:31

Where are all these kids coming from? please just ban them already they are ruining they quality of this site with the emoji spam and lack of lurking and being that they are too young to remember old internet culture they shouldn't even be here. Reply

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MTE lmao these like middle school girls. Someone made a post talking about this the other day but didn't tag or mention the quote because she had forgotten, but the commenter said "ummm sis, this site is over and I just don't understand why you are talking about the internet in 2017?" lmao. Reply

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those ugly sofas that teenagers are posting in here? SO DISRESPECTFUL AND UNHEALTHY Reply

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you don't see people posting snaps of their fat

246 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 23:58

Kill yourself, the policeman said.

And I will.

Forgive me.

They all expected that he would, and that he would not stop with the fact of his suicide.

They also knew that he would not be the only one.

His former girlfriends would too.

The whole culture would be revived by the revelations of the feminized society.

There would be a yearning for women's liberation.

In the past, the powerful and privileged would often send female entertainers to take their place and the male public would come around and look for pretty women.

247 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 13:06

anemonefish have a very strange relationship with their namesake anemone, very strange for a symbiotic relationship and not merely a mutualistic one.

Firstly, even though they bring food to their host (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQUe6zCkI0w), they get a lot of their nutrients from the clown's shit, what kind of treatment is that of your home aquarium or mine? Second, the anemonefish eats the anemone's 'food' which the anemone is blind in and almost totally paralyzed. I'm going to assume there's no love lost between these two, who of the two will survive to take care of the anemone in case it gets out of control? Lastly, the anemonefish injects millions of feces of its own into the anemone's mouth every day in order to make the anemone, blind and paralyzed, eat the 'food' it puts into its mouth. So much for 'mutualistic'.

248 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:11

Here is where we post our idea of the perfect woman. Here's my perfect womans' perfect attributes: Nihilism, Hard Right political leanings, acidic hatred and contempt for her enemies, Black Hair done up in a waifish page boy(like Hotaru), likes to wear stockings and black dresses, believes in Valhalla, enjoys techno, metal, goth and bubblegum pop, Is fascinated by guys in black motorcycle leathers, Jokes about how mean she is to her enemies, Has dark, piercing eyes, and a mullet, likes to make a perverted sucking sound with her mouth when she has a hard cock in her. And that's how we are going to report on our innocent daughter's debut. My response was

Oh my god! Are you fucking kidding me? This is truly the lowest I've ever been. Honestly, you do want to be her first sexual partner, don't you, you sick fuck?!

And that's how our

249 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:46

I want to lick pika! I want to sniff pika's butt! I want pika's chubby butt on my face! I want pika to say "ine ine" as she rubs my cock! I want to pound pika's ass and listen to her wheeze! I want to have pika hump me till I explode inside her! I want to have sex with pika! I want to make pika my girlfriend! I want to maul pika! I want to maul pika's fat bottom! I want to hump pika until she screams "Denan! Denan!" and we have sex in the woods! I want to live with pika and then be her boyfriend! I want to live with pika and then be her husband! I want to teach pika English! I want to teach pika French! I want to teach pika Latin! I want to be loved by pika forever!

250 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 18:00

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would hold her breasts, still sodden with her delicious milk, and play with her nipples, exposing them like petals of a rose as I suckled. Or I would take her by the hand and lead her into the depths of my apartment and take her against the wall, thrusting into her dripping opening as we both moaned into the brick. I would keep thrusting until I finally release into her. Her willowy body would jerk and convulse, she would cry out my name and her own, her inner flesh melting as it absorbs my

251 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 20:58

> I want to teach pika English

well... it won't take very long, at least

252 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:11

The best women are 2D. Their characters are drawn by two different artists. And the best men are 3D. In fact, most of the images in this post are 2D. Men are supposed to be boxers or marines or rock climbers or construction workers or cavemen or heavy equipment operators or whatever the illustration tells you.

But because of the myth, these women are forced to wear limited clothing. Their faces are drawn as non-presence. Their appearance is determined by their performance. Men can do whatever they want, but women

253 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 05:01

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans . yes i can throw a fish through a window. i have done it 3 times. one time i threw a fish up into the door of a friends house and he was terrified and ran out of the house. i have also thrown fish out of boats and landed them in our pool.

i am an immature heron and i can walk backwards and stop in midair when i am in front of someone. yes i can do this even though there is a chance i will hit my head on the ceiling. i just decide to. you know what would be really cool? i can poop on you. yes.

254 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:54

>>253 That was a good one!

255 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 12:10

You SnotBrains will know hell for ignoring TimeCube. I do not promote or suggest anyone kissing you, but you are unfit to live on Earth. Binary Life Force is more Powerful than ONE God - especially the ole dead Taco, for which you've denounced your own mother and father. Binary, you have crossed over, but do not perish - she will claim you for her own, if you refuse to co-operate. She is keen to join Fiery Igneous, and does not, yet, worship the One. You have angered the Kabbalist and Crysical Cathari, and your messiah's arrest warrant is about to be posted. The progenitors of the Darkside intend to return to Earth to right the wrongs committed against their new "race". All that is fine and well, but not if they think they can just take over, without any prior

256 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 14:05

I personally wonder if Flppto got the same choice, or if the Evil Power Master took one look at Flppto and said "Eww! No, even I have some standards..."

Anyway, here's the rest of the dissection.

You guys know the most important thing I have to tell you here is this: everything you do affects Flppto. This means eating, breathing, staying alive, peeing, having sex. Everything. If you have a fever, she's going to have one too, no matter how tough she is. If you want to sleep all day, she's going to get tired too. If you don't clean up your room, you're not going to get to play. If you want a better pet, she may not love you as much.

Speaking of

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 02:24

We've made the decision to remove the PogChamp emote following numerous reports that it is potentially used by underage players in violation of the Premier League's rules on gambling.

There is no doubt that gambling is a problem in football and while the Premier League is aware that there is a loophole for under 18s using PogChamp it is not appropriate for that. PogChamp uses the Premier League's official image and brand and we will no longer allow players to use it.

In addition, PogChamp does not feature any gambling advertising and we will not allow

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 05:02

dicks out for harambonusou as my caption. I’m not, like, a magical genie or anything.

right now im doin this song over in my bedroom

in my house

my wife is asleep

i’m fuckin’ out

if i do say so myself

i am proud of this fucking song

but i’m gonna take it out of my bedroom

and i’m gonna take it to the living room

and i’m gonna take it to my car

if you wanna follow my band, follow my wife

you can search her on youtube

she’s fucking pretty

then you can click to her

looks like we all have a good time

now i’m

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 05:04

Mike Pence just unfollowed Trump! 'Deplorables' shamed!

CLOSE Vice President Mike Pence called President Donald Trump's comments on the NFL and players who protest during the national anthem "divisive." But Pence did not mention Trump's name. USA TODAY

Politics can get ugly — even at the highest levels.

The backstory:

With hurricane damage in Florida and Puerto Rico and deadly wildfires in California, a lot of people were spending a lot of time online on Monday and Tuesday. Mike Pence is one of them.

He's been playing the

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 17:13

The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside" was released in January 2008 and became the group's third single.

It received its highest charting position at number twenty-two.

"I Don't Wanna Be A Gangsta" was released as the first single from the album in November 2007.

It peaked at number eleven on the UK Singles Chart.

"Buy U A Drank" was released in November 2008, and it became the second single from the album in February 2009.

"Cum On Feel the Noize" was released in April 2009, as the third single from the album.

The song peaked

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 02:09

そんな事より1よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、150円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、150円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
150円だよ、150円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家4人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、150円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Uの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
と。

いつでは恐えない、それならばよいとかなったよ。

寄り返しに引きずるよ。こういう攻撃をしていないよ。わざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわざわ。

だよ、スレ、その

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 18:12

Nigger + Cocktails Lighthouse, Melbourne

White Trash, Sydney

Honky Chin, Melbourne

Bevvy, Melbourne

Flat White Club, Brisbane

House, Sydney

De la Palma, Melbourne

Bars all over Australia are pulling out the stops, making sure your hangover from last night's festivities is the cleanest and least painful possible.

Everyone loves some artisanal cocktails, so your expectations will be high. If you're a veteran, book the weekend long wait list for those trendy looking ones with an actual bar.

Then

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 18:45

>>262
I went for a pint at the White Trash last time I was in Sydney. They have great crackers!

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 19:01

Here be dragons!

If the stars were to fall, they'd fall in a column like smoke.

Frozen by grief, perhaps, but resolute to find someone or something to love and cherish.

The snow will burn away and leave the melted puddles in a heartbeat.

The stars would climb a higher tower and the light would shine in a higher vault where love blossoms.

Don't do anything that can be undone.

Marry someone who is your mirror, so that the reflection always reminds you of what is good.

Share everything, even your dessert

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 21:03

I was too innocent and too GAY to deserve a Pardon from Trump.

So it was after all, Hillary's fault I had a migraine.

She told that lie about me, too.

It's funny I had to make that lie up, after all.

But I did and so did Donald.

But he's also not fit to be president.

He's scary.

But I have been thinking all of this in the past hour or so.

I hope I can sleep.

But my mind will wonder to Donald, Hillary, and Richard.

Richard could have killed me, even as he lay dying of AIDS.

I never will know why he wasn't arrested in 2001, after making threats to

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 02:47

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would stab her through the heart with a kitchen knife so I can slide it out and watch the blood spurting from the broken vessels. I would tear out her eyelids and shove them in my eyes to cause the slightest distraction as I plunge a dull fork into her heart, smile, and calmly place my nose right into her slightly open mouth, never breaking eye contact as I wiggle my jaw side to side to get all the air out.

Because that's just how I would like my death.

But then, since my brief obsession

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 02:50

** I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.**

Now it’s over. Why did I wait so long to do this? I know why: because she doesn’t exist. She is a lie.

My vagina didn’t crave my penis. I did. And I know that I could have fucked myself into oblivion if only I had that damn dick. I would have fucking done it in a heartbeat.

But as I didn’t, I needed to wait for an imaginary woman. Someone who would satisfy my sexual urges and satisfy my tired, old heart. I needed someone to step into the smoky lounge of sin, breathe a lungful of potent smoke

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 20:43

Normas people have sex for fun. What weirdos see as the ultimate goal, is just an everyday activity for normal people. Gay people have sex with others of the same sex for fun too, and that is just the way they are.

Now I’m not saying we should all give up on the whole gay issue – I have a big fat crush on my gay friend Tom, and do not expect things to change overnight – but we should stop pretending that being gay means you cannot have relationships with men and women.

In 2004, Paul Russell, then the Tory MP for Ipswich, campaigned against a plan by Lord Ashton, who was then the government’s equalities

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 08:21

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated, for to function solely on behalf of the purpose of facilitating desire.

The capacity and capability of this particular vessel to meet the needs of my desires, and to conversely and to displease my desires and end those needs.

I am a vessel.

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 10:27

Artemy Burakh is coming back to his home town after an absence of ten years. Born to a family endowed with a caste right to cut living beings open, he was preparing himself for this line of work since childhood. Artemy's father, Isidor Burakh, an itinerant surgical assistant in the local asylums, was himself a practicing doctor; like his son, Isidor was also a notorious egoist. In order to live and to grow up like the rich, the Burakhs couldn't ignore the bourgeois taboo of the "cultivation of the human body", which obliges the rich to restrain their filthy cannibal appetites. Not only was that taboo disallowed to the poor people. A child of noble blood, who would dare to eat human flesh was subjected to all kinds of discrimination

271 Name: Sorry, but this one was better : 1993-09-10024 10:30

Artemy Burakh is coming back to his home town after an absence of ten years. Born to a family endowed with a caste right to cut living beings open, he was preparing himself for this line of work since childhood. Artemy's father, Isidor Burakh, was an ardent believer in the scientific theories of genetic selection (via the X-rays) and splicing of body parts of different races into one, even though the Soviet's officially admitted that such experiments were forbidden by the (very idealistic) international treaties of the World Health Organization. This way of achieving genetic perfection was advertised as a simple and easy process. However, behind the closed doors of the secret laboratory located in a former orphanage in the heart of

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 10:51

#!/usr/bin/env bash

argv=(

'{\0 \}\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 17:45

A Doom new level map for E1M3. Its really good looking like my boyfrend. +100% skill level chance to get a few secrets

New 6 Skill Challenges - Level 11-16. A series of 6 random challenges as a level cap booster. Great for guys wanting to level faster

New Decoy

A little yellow alien entity that is currently only found at the Labyrinth entrance.

Update: Unfortunately the Decoy can not be spawned inside of the Labyrinth. New Decoy Login Challenge: Destroy 10 of them before they respawn!

New Scoreboards!

Complete all the possible activity goals in Singleplayer

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 08:10

Blood for the Blood God!

He’s the prince of hell and he’s coming to get you!”

“Yeah, like that’s a bad thing?” Argyle asked sarcastically.

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 23:26

What's that smell? You smell that? It smells like... like a fucking WEEB! WHAT IS THAT NOISE! What's that coming from the West Wing? Goddamit, you can't even hear me over those goddamn cicadas! What's in the Mystery Box? Now that you mention it, I think I know what's in there! What is the meaning of this... Ah! It's in here. Look! What's with the shadow? No, no, that's not the real shadow. That's all just smoke and dust. That shadow? It's that thing! The shadow's here! In this world! Someone's broken through the barrier! He has no power here! Run! You can't fight him

276 Name: ssz's new mandate : 1993-09-10030 13:28

My proposal is as follows:

General

General
Fashion + Food + Sports + Hobbies ⇒ Hobbies
Romance + Personal Issues ⇒ Personal
Images
Requests

Internet

Programming + Tech Support ⇒ Technology (/tech/)
Internet Addicts + Net Culture ⇒ Internet (/net/)
DQN
AA Bar
istas + Atheists ⇒ Baristas

Emojis + Non-conformists ⇒ Emojis

Politics + Happy Hour ⇒ Happy Hour

Pro-life + Tea Party ⇒ Pro-life

World of Warcraft + Tobacco ⇒ World of Warcraft

Jobs

Electrical Engineering + Archaeology ⇒ Archaeologists

NASA Scientist + Bitcoin ⇒ NASA Scientist

Scientist + Mutation ⇒ Scientist

Guitar + Guitar Maker ⇒ Guitar Maker

Cooking + Storytelling ⇒ Cooking

Accountant + Special FX = Effects Artist

Accountant + Science = Production Manager

Accountant + Co-op

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 13:47

"black penis" person does not know the love of Cracky

"black penis" person will die sad and alone

One reason for avoiding re-use of the erotic image is that what we think about sexuality tends to change with time. For example, we can look back on a time when when, at some stage in our life, we thought you had to be in love with someone to have sex with them, and to have sex with someone at all. Now we realise that "black penis" is not really a real person and to kill him is no longer the end of the world. We have learnt from experience that he isn't real and his death will make no difference

278 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 17:20

I'd like to interject for a moment, what you are referring to as "laundry stains" are not what we call "stains".

It's been a long time since I've laundered anything but bedsprings but I'm pretty sure there are plenty of stains that don't come out with Tide.

Okay, now that I got that off my chest, I'm going to assume that you are looking for clothing and not trying to scare me out of running for office.

There is a limit to how much laundry a person can do in a day.

I can not have my daughter in the house screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs and

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:29

Cracky will never love you, she will never suck your dick, she will never hug you, she will never even say hi to you.

Cracky will definitely never hate you, but Cracky will never love you.

These are good things to know about Cracky.

Not for the reasons they say, but just because.

If you want her to love you, it’s going to take some doing.

But you don’t have to love Cracky, you can hate Cracky, if you want to.

For you have no chance with Cracky, you must hate Cracky.

Once you do that, you’ll go far in life.

You can use that hatred to tear down Cracky, and Cracky will come tumbling down with her.

But

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:50

Truly, I adore little girls, and I adore them because they are so small and easy to keep happy. They know nothing of sexual pleasure or desire. They don't know the beauty of the flower between their thighs, they only know that they pee from there. They no nothing of penises, except that a male pees from it. Little girls only know that they are cute and delicious. They aren't even sure what sex is, so for them, it's just a yummy delicacy.

Sure, babies are cute too. I've seen them, and I just love them. But there is something about a very pretty baby girl with long blond ringlets and piercing blue eyes that just slays me. It's strange, but I find myself daydreaming about making them "wet" by touching their hair while they sleep. They are so innocent.

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 21:49

**If all your common knowledge of anime, is Demon Slayer, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, One Piece, Fate, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, My Hero Academia, Yu-Gi-Oh & Ghost in The Shell, then you're NOT an anime fan!

Normies stay the fuck out of Anime!**

I don't watch much anime anymore, but I still know who the bad boys are and whose lame ass shit is actually good. I know who it is to be. Now read.

It's been a little over a month since I've started posting to the Wiki, and during that time I've put my Anime knowledge on display for you all! One caveat, you have to be mature enough to look past plot holes, the repeated use of stock footage, gushing about vague concepts and watching anime for nearly 5 hours straight with a raging erection. If

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