[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9712 17:34 [No]

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9722 17:32 [No]

>>48, >>49
Mornin' fuckfaces.

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9722 17:54 [No]

DQN is me.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9722 19:08 [No]

>>48 >>49 >>50 >>51

Ohayou, dokyuns.

53 Name: vc: dang : 1993-09-9723 06:11 [No]

ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ imagine thinkng

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 07:22 [No]

Why doesnt the OP list thread #34?

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 08:53 [No]

because >>1 is an idiot

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 12:24 [No]

Why doesn't >>54 see >>2?

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 13:50 [No]

>>56
Perhaps they clicked "Last 50 posts" instead of "Entire thread".

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9723 14:38 [No]

hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiii lime by

59 Name: 🍤 : 1993-09-9723 21:44 [No]

koishi

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9724 20:52 [No]

"Yeah, but I've won coin flips before"

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9725 01:56 [No]

I'm stupid.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9725 15:55 [No]

starting a social media account for my honest political thoughts & packaging it as satire

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9727 07:40 [No]

When people say "literal" in the hyperbolic sense and not for something that literally happened, I like to pretend they said "littoral" so it's still wrong but for a funnier reason

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9727 07:44 [No]

Actually any time and not just misusing it. That guy's a littoral pædophile XD Captcha: haw haw haw

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9727 07:48 [No]

>>64 If he was caught kiddy-diddling at the beach then that's a great pun, for shore

66 Name: vc: sass : 1993-09-9727 11:54 [No]

with mosaic censorship over her blanket

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9728 03:54 [No]

idiocracy is not isekai, the guy just has the same predicament

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9728 10:33 [No]

I fart into a cup and give it to you to drink

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9728 20:14 [No]

What's isekai even, is it that anime guy who created absolutely beautiful landscapes and was completely shit at drawing faces?..

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9728 23:55 [No]

>>62
sounds incredibly fresh and unique, i say go for it

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9730 02:00 [No]

you know those couple minutes right after your highschool graduation ceremony where it was all over and the veil drops and everyone is just kinda standing around like "ok, what now?"

the last few years of internet have felt kinda like that

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9730 08:13 [No]

>>71 did not graduate from high school.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9730 10:28 [No]

>>71
where's my internet diploma?

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9730 23:48 [No]

Wish someone was licking my ears right now.

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9731 15:37 [No]

remembering how in "Peace on Earth" the last two humans shot each other and that's how they became extinct

peace at last!

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9732 03:49 [No]

I am an undie, and i love emailing my TA annoying questions

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9732 06:52 [No]

>>74 hey

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9732 23:57 [No]

I have many cute people in my life.

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 02:11 [No]

Terrible drivers are an essential service and are working through this crisis to keep you from getting anywhere safely on time. With reduced traffic, terrible drivers are having to drive slower, veer blindly across more lanes of traffic, tailgate even closer, and stare at their phones longer at every single green light. Their hard work assures your rare trips out of the home remain unpleasant, providing a sense of normalcy in these difficult times.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 15:57 [No]

Out of curiosity: https://i.imgur.com/idcqxew.png (the vertical axis is days)

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 18:40 [No]

Oh for fuck's sake. You've already forced thousands of people to switch their email addresses, set up 2FA, and use only particular programs to access email. Yet you STILL can't filter out some bozo who has learned that he can write whatever he wants in the "From" field of the message. Right now we've got highly respected PhDs writing each other things like "My signature always has this particular quotation, but the fake messages don't have any quotations. That's how you can tell which ones are real."

Just tell us all to use PGP and configure the system to reject un-signed messages, or set up a fucking DIME server from Levison's code, or something. It would be less hassle than what you've already done and it might actually work.

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 20:29 [No]

>>80
Interesting. Thank you.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 22:13 [No]

>>80 Awesome! That's so cool!

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9733 23:07 [No]

i want kim yo jong to step on my dick

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9734 09:32 [No]

I remember lurking 99chan a bit 10 years ago, they had a Dance board where we talked about tektonik and jumpstyle. Ahh memories...

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9734 18:52 [No]

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9734 21:39 [No]

>>85 i miss /cccp/ and /reich/, i remember one day they combined them into like a nazbol board or something

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 02:34 [No]

>>86
Check under the bed.

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 06:17 [No]

There is a knot in the faux-wood of my apartment's flooring that looks uncannily like the head of a man wearing dark glasses and a fake nose, framed by a sunburst-esque decoration. Either the human mind is primed for facial recognition, or I should start a cult.

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 09:23 [No]

>>87 Dancing with distant friends is a lot more fun, but not as fun as dancing very close to friends

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 10:30 [No]

balls

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9735 15:07 [No]

My life so far can be divided pretty cleanly into 2 year segments based on my mental state. So far we've had the age of paranoia, the age of anger, the age of depression and the age of stress, right now we're in the age of lethargy. I can just smell the age of fun over the horizon.

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 00:42 [No]

Right now I'm in the age of swollen nuts

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 05:45 [No]

I'm in the age of smoke weed everyday

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 05:56 [No]

the age of autism
the age of acting like i'm 12
the age of... aquarius

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 07:56 [No]

I oscillate between 6-8 month cycles of "If I take the time to clear my head, I'll feel better" and "Oh, so that's what I was trying to forget".

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 09:11 [No]

the age of september

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 10:34 [No]

tfw you win a sniper duel and the other guy immediately deletes himself from the match

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 10:52 [No]

The age of abject terror.

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 15:50 [No]

Who the fuck is raiding us this time?

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 15:53 [No]

you

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 17:41 [No]

>>100 It's interesting on an anonymous textboard how obvious it is when there are new visitors, isn't it? I guess they'll either lurk and learn what it means to be member (not affiliate) or get board and sod off.

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 17:49 [No]

>>102 which posts indicate new visitors?

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 19:26 [No]

What's the pedigree of this apogee?

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 19:47 [No]

>>102 What does it mean to be member?

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 19:56 [No]

>>102 why is the date 1993

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 20:39 [No]

>>102 I'm gonna get the 1000get on this thread

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 21:39 [No]

>>107 me too

109 Name: vc: no : 1993-09-9737 01:19 [No]

>>105
Ok, the Pax Tsukuru is an organization, and sites whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the globe are it's "members". We have a unique neutrality policy that allows this to work.

If you don't know what the Pax Tsukuru is, the primary reason that it hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it distasteful.

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 07:10 [No]

>>109 Why does the elitist superstructure find it distasteful? Does it mean the elitist superstructure doesn't have peaceful intentions?

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 21:56 [No]

Allo

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 06:07 [No]

that mspaint image of a fat guy in a t-shirt that says "anime pro" but it says "yoshinoya pro" instead

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 20:33 [No]

early bird gets that worm but the early worm finds a spot in early bird's stomach and can't escape from it

rome wasn't built in a day, but it fell in one

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 20:34 [No]

god i hope that hot girl gets put in charge of north korea but i don't think it will happen

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 20:42 [No]

The early bird catches the worm, does the worm think that's the way we all go?

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9738 21:52 [No]

New morning. He stopped growing taller five years ago. >>112 checked his
height as usual. No change. He was 163.0 cm tall yesterday. Now it was
162.8 cm. Even in recession, and young as >>112 was, he was promoted to the
manager of a Yoshinoya franchisee. But his height was just 162.8 cm. Even a
bit potbellied now.

Of course, his answer to others was always 165 cm. Nobody would find a
difference, just a few centimeters. Even for trivial matters, he pretended.
He talked to a friend over a lunch that he hanged out with college girls,
but a friend simply ignored him.

He had been short since he was a child. He never forgot to drink milk.
Nothing happened. He once started a thread asking if he could gain height
after 20 years, only to face with bad languages saying "Just give up!" and
"Cut off your wire and your wrist." and alike. He faked a massage like "I
grew 5 cm taller after 30 years." but something remained empty.

He always felt being looked down. Today like in other days, he must be
looked down. He booted up the PC. To let out his frustration he chose the 4
channel. Here >>112 can look down upon others.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9739 11:49 [No]

The early bird dies of intestinal parasites, because not every worm was created equal

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9740 10:47 [No]

Wish somebody would cuddle me and stroke my hair and tell me everything's going to be okay.

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9740 11:26 [No]

that movie about a japanese lady trying to make it in finland and her first customer is a poor weeb with no friends so he doesn't directly bring any business in

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9740 12:39 [No]

Just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 00:42 [No]

All of my thoughts involve the internet

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 14:35 [No]

The most annoying way to respond to any discussion about piss jugs is to smarmily imply that the other person drinks the piss

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 17:24 [No]

My boomer dad keeps paying for communist propaganda and I don't understand why.

They give that shit away for free, comrade.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 18:31 [No]

PENGUIN.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 18:57 [No]

bearded vulture

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 21:54 [No]

Great tit

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 22:44 [No]

so has anyone in here died yet please raise your hand if you have died

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9741 23:20 [No]

Does being dead inside count

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 09:47 [No]

I've lost a granny and an auntie this month

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9742 21:36 [No]

>>129
lol

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 00:48 [No]

>>130 Harsh...

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 05:11 [No]

>>129
I'm so sorry and please take care

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 09:26 [No]

literally every character from every disgaea game is playable/unlockable/at least fightable in every other disgaea game, EXCEPT yukimaru

FREE HER

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 10:32 [No]

>>133
Kana Ueda's fees probably got jacked up over 9000x since Disgaea 2 and NIS doesn't want to pay them.

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9743 11:14 [No]

Being alive sucks ass.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9744 01:13 [No]

>>134
i mean i imagine its the same for yukari tamura, what they did in disgaea 5 was just recycle like 2 or 3 voiced lines for all the characters from the older games

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9745 03:43 [No]

that cursed 90s 3D aesthetic

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 05:38 [No]

I wonder if the Smosh guys, or any other big youtube star that appeals to children has ever thought of the possibility that a kid that died right after watching one of their videos (which has definitely happened at least once or twice), and that kid's death dream right before their brain shuts down stars his two favorite internet stars, Ian and Anthony. If I was Smosh, I'd want to watch those dreams.

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9747 23:18 [No]

Kinda wish I was just a cute girl's pet.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9748 22:49 [No]

The smegmathon

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9750 23:05 [No]

Don stepped outside

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 01:00 [No]

Dave's not here, man.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 02:32 [No]

Have you ever been mellow?

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 03:21 [No]

Self-inflicted trauma by imaginary CBT

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 03:40 [No]

There are so many "automatic red flag" sorts of things people say.

146 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 10:29 [No]

>>145
hi, i'm xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 13:08 [No]

Ghetto reënactors reliving that drive-by shooting of july '86

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 16:56 [No]

nic fit nic fit nic fit nic fit

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9751 17:04 [No]

What does it mean?

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