nigger
Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People.
As a black man, it's true and I'm gonna get myself a nice snow bunny to impregnate multiple, multiple times.
vc:quaiss
>>252
Look as long as you don't have off-topic pissing contests on who has it worse on forums do what you want
They're just piling more charges on themselves. The trials for this are going make the Nuremberg Trials look like a day in Traffic Court.
It's my fetish, in that a woman who is also partially a cat and a horse has a gigantic dick that's also in the shape of a horse beat people to death with it.
DO NOT get good at video games. (An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite. Don't even pick one up.)
All that tough guy shit but you know inside his pants theres a shrivelled circumcised penis. I cant take an American seriously ever knowing they have a mutilated penis. Imagine driving around in your automatic car with a circumcised penis between your legs, staring through your windshield with your fluoride eyes, daily life of an American, ultimate cucks.
>>257
The first part of this post has really homoerotic undertones. It could have been kami if it went with it but eh
Update 02:
Found out that this tablet is not 64GB, it is 16GB and is multiplying data by 4.
I put a 4GB file on it and lost 16GB of space. I also think it only has 2GB of RAM at most.
>>259
How the fuck does that even happen? What sort of cheap Chinese knockoff hardware is this man buying?
Unless she's a nice girl with a nice cock, I don't want to see her.
>>260
some no brand chink tablet off ebay, found that post on xda forums. I'm not sure if it's real or if the guy is just retarded.
I pray the rosary with candy beads. Crack one between my teeth after each prayer. Life is a candy rosary. Sweet and transient. Progressed through prayer. Gone too soon?
the Philadelphia Experiment ended with several still-living crewmen fused to the hull and the entire deck encased in the opaque colloidal substance that would be reverse-engineered by DuPont and marketed as PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese
thinking about how there was a successful late-'90s adaptation of Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis' renowned both for fidelity to the original matter and the grotesqueness of its special effects but am now being told that I am misremembering 'A Bug's Life'(1998)
The electoral college was created to capture the votes of the symbiotic mycorrhizae living within the dirt. Biden and co are subverting a centuries old symbiosis with the original inhabitants of America. The spirit of America lives on as long as the mycorrhizae vote is counted. You can see the war against our fungal brethren through the urban/rural divide. Blue districts are where the mycorrhizae has been driven out/disrupted, and demonic influence is allowed through. Many parallels between sickness of modernity, and sickness of soil.
Lol my guinea pigs love weed too, they literally come right up to your mouth so you can blow the smoke in their face, i dont give it to them often though, like a couple times a year.
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No he sat there is complete silence for 90 minutes, fucked her for 7 minutes, without making a peep, and then listened to her thank super chats and chat with everyone for another 30 minutes, like a supportive boyfriend should.
I had a laughter attack when I read the thread title, thought "this sounds like ajora" and then instantly got it confirmed.
How does it feel when they make personalized porn just for you?
“According to a report, Georgia Republican legislators fear ANTIFA and BLM will burn down Atlanta if they don’t allow Biden’s fraudulent win to stand.”
Don’t they know Atlanta gets burned down every few decades? It’s a time honored tradition at this point.
her dirzain and stage freight. f*ck you. slipknot is kick ass. and yes, coq roq is a piece of sh*t look alike of slipknot, and yes, slipknot has 9 members, but they sound better than most other bands with less. the more the marrier mother f*cker. i think slipknot has all the right in the world to press charges. coq rock is gay as f*ck.
Wasn’t me but my Dad use to download animal porn, he spent days downloading one, anyways I played dumb and waited for that sucker to hit 97% and deleted, next morning he was having a bitch fit asking me why I deleted his downloads and said “because it’s animal porn” he went off into a rage and then my mum started screaming at me, bare in mind at time I’m only 13/14, remembering the whole incident ending with questioning is fucking animals normal? - it ain’t but to each there own. Few years later they got a big dog.
The investor list probably looks like a Munich beer hall
Full of "steins"
I worked with a guy in a quarry back in the '60s, he was known as "Possum" Guldner. Other workers would give him any fresh road kill possum found on their way to work. I will always remember the big smile on his face when he was given a possum. He tried to give me some of his possum stew, but I always turned him down.
Ya people T pose into the sky occasionally, but i don't care, doesn't ruin my experience, but I'm not everyone.
tfw ur a 2020 kid
age 0: get autism (prenatal exposure to CBD gummy bears)
age 3: mask mandate ends, develop fear of smiles
age 8: brief trans phase via encouragement from Cartoon Network, wiccan mom
age 14: groomed by teacher who uses the controversy to kickstart an OnlyFans
Okay, my second attempt to listen to this one, without any interruptions. 🙄 People really need to understand that you don’t mess with my Mortis time. 😡 Ahhh, peace finally. 🤓 So hey there, Mort! Great narration once again. 🤗
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The fact that the Girl Scouts magically escaped all responsibility and charges lets me know this was an inside job. It's why I don't trust Boy and Girl Scouts. Way too many insane predators willing to throw a completely innocent person under the bus just so they can get their rocks off on kids. Everyone these days knows that where there is a surplus of children, there is going to be at least one pedo lurking about, to an entire ring working together in plain sight. Lots of people are now more wary than ever before though, and the predators are furious...usually coming out saying that "no one's social anymore."
I'm gonna fucking do this.
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL ADVENTURE AFTER YOU DIE?" and then Discount BJ Blascovich here gives you a sermon while shooting those darn satanic influencers with his tiny gun
>>283
Even with all this kid touching stuff I miss being in the scouts tbh
But she should be distinguishable from billy on first site, you wouldn't give your twins the same clothing, will you? I dunno, right now this looks like some teenage girl doing a cosplay of "erotic commander keen" but if that's what you want; keep it.
last I saw he was chilling with furry nazis trying to hype up trump
There was a hot minute where I had to debate between making my male V wear an armored corset because it had better stats or a more normal-looking shirt.
I gave him the corset because he was already wearing hot pink pants, green shoes, and a blue kabuto. The armored corset under a jacket was somehow the least stupid thing he was wearing.
I don't approve of our military but I still don't stand around talking shit every time I see a sporting event that does a flyover or overdoses on the military pageantry which has no reason to be brought up at sporting events. I stand quietly and politely with my hand on my chest out of basic courtesy. I don't throw a tantrum when these things happen because I'm a marginally polite adult and not a petulant child. If you're not supportive of BLM, at the very least shut up and be polite to the players and majority of fans who are. It's not about forcing anyone to believe anything, its basic politeness and consideration of your fellow man, although I know far too many out there find this an insurmountable concept.
Here's my idea:
Cancel student debt if you can get below 10% body fat, fasting insulin < 5 and Vitamin D > 30 ng/mL.
imagine in the future they make a robot penis that replaces your own an is bigger and feels better
but then the service for it goes offline and you really need to pee but cant so then you explode
id never get a robot penis
This game came out in 2012 and satirized politics in general, it's not NIS's fault that the USA decided to turn their politics into a cartoon and air it for all the world to see in the meantime.
I mean, there's good reason to want people dead, the dead can no longer do harm. Wanting someone to be raped however? Both pointless AND disgusting.
kettlebell snatch? like the british actor?
i want to feed yumemi riamu a bowl of wallpaper paste and tell her it's oatmeal
モンゴルの衣装したドイツ人がロシアについて歌ったら日本で流行った不思議な曲だ
I dunno if it was intentional or a bug, but the game is just riddled with dildos. Not even in locations that make sense, just all over the place.
Bashar: Hey ISIS wanna hear a joke?
ISIS: Sure.
Bashar: Syria
ISIS: I don't get it
Bashar: And you never will...
>>300
This didnt make me laugh but amused me in a way that made me a nasal noise I don’t know what the word is
fascism is when you're cool and handsome have lots of friends and enjoy driving fast cars and abusing stimulants
Legalize Cannabis worldwide!!! 世界中で大麻を合法化する!!!
Dreidel. Its a jewish beyblade with symbols on each side. Eacj symbol means something and you have to do something with the symbols i think
I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T LIKE IT I WANT IT
Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.
ever watch snuff?🙈one of the 9/11 jumpers had all their organs squeezed out of their asshole on impact
This site is dead anyway, do expect anything else? It's been shit forever, I don't get it. People like you think that text boards will ever come back and the "early days" of the internet you faggots LOVE to have wet dreams about is EVER going to come back. Face it, in 20 years sites like this will be gone and all the gen-z fags will be gawking about the "old days" of discord, tiktok, and fortnite.
Go ahead, tell be i'm a "newfag", or a "normalfag", cause let me tell you, you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct. I mean they already are to be honest look at all the emojis spammed across every board.
Oh wait, I forgot to ask you to tell me to "Lurk more". Ahahahahahah your fucking funny as hell.
i want someone funcked me like that if shemale then perfect
Spartans didn't shower so these femboys had at least 50 layers of cum butter on their skin
OT: they’re remaking the Kung Fu tv series.
Guess which gender.
You guessed. How’d ya do it.
I can’t say “let them come” hard enough and not sound like a bad porn actress
I'm not serious lol and not even gay. I'm just really polite I guess
Nya, the mentally ill racist-anime-twitter adjacent one who findommed some redditor into recording himself saying "nigger" and sent it to his woke girlfriend and got doxxed by a bunch of angry black people for it. Not my favorite because I particularly support any of that but because it's all so spectacularly fucked up that I can't look away. Like watching a train crash into an orphanage.
For $600, you can buy roughly 20 mail packaging tubes, fill them with spaghetti, and mail them over to your house representative.
F-list went from being an incredibly niche and discriminating site to a glorified replacement for instant messengers. It's social media for degenerates.
Some people just want some no-frills spontaneous typefucking without the guarantee of the other person breaking down into a sob story or blogging about videogames..
furries who don't groom must have awful matting
This just reminds me of an argument I had a few years ago. I am, in fact, a giant geek, and used to play a forum-based political roleplaying game because I'm a giant ass nerd. Players wrote legislation, ran elections, etc. And I got into it with another player in an in-character debate - in the game's House of Representatives - where he was defending Hentai and trying to amend a child protection/anti-CP bill to specifically exempt it because it was "racist" to say Hentai is CP.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as dedicated to defending hentai as he was. And then I read some of those linked comments.
why is it always anime girls
Remind them that when Santa Claus first arrived at the Arctic in his sleigh to slaughter six million Eskimo aboriginals, the first words he said were "Ho ho ho!"
I think people who say that christian values have built up western socety are not right.
Source:i Have no soruce
Opinion:My opinion is leaning towards that greek and moder time 17th hundread and 16th aand asowdhawdio = NOT JEWS
~~~~I will try to be neutral~~~~
Never ever has a socety had a civilisation with only ONE GOD.
Look:
The ancient greek hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient egypts hade multiple goods and they were a great socety!
The ancient romans hade multiple goods and they were a great socety, they declined with only one god!
The jews never hade a grat civilisation!!!!! they just sucked dick look at history!!!
So why are we so cool even throught we have only one god? The answers is in the new part of the book that is only in west there are in fact ANCENT values from greeks and we now how it went for theme. Pretty good. Now they dont have thoses text in jew world. But in fact as allready stated they hade only one good same with the monkey profet hade only one god. Thus europe only went down when only one god.
THE fact is european only went good when they looked back in time and saw past the thick shit that hade camed out from the jews ass holes. Disgusting in the most. Greek and white germanic human rights is what the wester world is under. And that one god or that values from jews are good I do not agree with. As we can see only when being vorshiping one god everything went down hill in most civ. But when multiple it went prety good! The matter of the fact is that huamns need human like goods.
But one thing for sure is that the white mans burden how much you want to say no to it, it is true to this very day still when it was first spoken by white man mouths.
Everybody gangsta til die sozialistische Weltrepublik aus den Trümmern aufsteigt
実家に帰ったところすき焼きだそうです。えっそうなのウソラッキー
Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.
this is a bitcoiner, their interactions with the real world are intermediated via mom and chicken tenies
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こんな放射線廃棄物みたいな害悪アニメが日本でも人気ある時点で世も末だな
There is no butthole cut, the characters weren’t modeled with them. Sometimes the fur groom clumped up in render and ambient occlusion shadows would look suspicious though
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Chan-culture is garbage, was always garbage, and is so crusty and out-of-date that it's howling for relevance now.
Women and non male people didn’t exist until 2000. That is when we popped in to existence and then starting liking all the things that men like, just to annoy them
'override' sounds like we get to do something horrible to Flppto; but alas, that seems unlikely.
Going solo it is then.
toilet addict, constantly drinking toilet water, i need toilets in my life, the sickness of toilet in toilet action, natural toilet. alone.
I personally wonder if Flppto got the same choice, or if the Evil Power Master took one look at Flppto and said "Eww! No, even I have some standards..."
Seriously, for being a supposed genius, Flppto sucks.
also btw at no point am I going to call her anything other than "Arcade Bumstead" or "Atari Dumbledore" and I encourage everyone to do the same
i noticed a similarity in the chords of the Soviet National Anthem with a part of Can't Stop by RHCP and it makes me wish i lived in the world where Can't Stop was the official Soviet Anthem, imagine how different the world would be
Imagine being a space chink and you just land on some fledgling bioplanet and start cooking their dogs and shit
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo admin-kun, do not do this to me.
I am a large boy! Big boy with big dick! Superior girth and width! I put my gargantua in the anus! I am Gregorius, do not test me! Haxx, haxx!
Somehow, a lutefisk delivery was made, so that still happened this year. It was smellier and chewier than usual. We ate it.
Is it wrong that I sing “What’s the time? Diaper time!!!” over and over while changing my daughter’s diaper
The first time I saw Cy Twombly’s aphrodisiacal paintings, I felt the way Patti Smith felt when first hearing the Rolling Stones: “I was doing all my thinking between my legs.” Something unrecognizable and distorted within me quivered. Twombly’s fevered phosphorescent blooms of runny jellyfish chrysanthemums with elongated, pulpy, tentacle-like sacks dripping down; his iridescent storms of inchoate cryptographic scribbles, floral scrawls, jittery jutting lines; pustules rising and falling like raw nerve endings, flying vagina dentata, plaited anuses, priapic phalli spouting involuntarily or drooping defenseless, and what his closest reader, MoMA’s late Kirk Varnedoe, called “anteater tongues” — all of it metamorphosed into my own inner Kama Sutra of urge. Sensory networks lit up; a new barometer fluctuated. It was abstract yet explicitly erotic. I was in voluptuous rut. But something like gravitas and immensity was preponderant within me, too.
Space Bastard sounds like the name of a little-known anime that aired between 1979 and 1982 and is only available via fansub VHS to this day.
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Kelly Loeffler genuflects each night and every morning at the altar of Donald Trump.
With bowed head and quivering lips she hopes and wishes that one day The Orange Messiah will look upon her as he looks upon his daughter.
Any words she might speak ill of The Master will be swiftly followed by self-flagellation with a whip crafted from an extra long, red necktie.