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1 Name: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10624 10:42


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230 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10947 16:33

Heortling

231 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10948 10:13

The film's director Don Edmonds described the screenplay as "the worst piece of shit I ever read".

232 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10950 11:41

Calling a trans woman a ‘w----r’ is discriminatory because the insult is commonly used in reference to men, an employment tribunal has suggested.

The swear word is not a gender-neutral term and so using it against someone who has transitioned would constitute a breach of equality laws, a panel concluded.

To insult a trans woman without being discriminatory, female specific slurs should be used instead, the tribunal suggested

233 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10952 01:42

Are you a stupid little bitch who's desperate to get knocked up by a big throbbing cock that cums multiple times? I'll pump your perfect pussy full of hot sperm again and again, leaving you dripping and dumb.

234 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10952 16:04

switchwords

235 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10953 23:19

a 6-year old girl who has to defeat some monsters to graduate from kindergarten

236 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 01:43

Grohl killed Kurt Cobain

237 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10954 09:11

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{{Today/EternalSeptember}}

238 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10956 00:14

https://www.northernirelandworld.com/read-this/lidl-supermarket-urgently-recall-childrens-snack-explicit-site-4270900

239 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10956 08:50

An unappealing otaku awakens in the body of a pig after he passes out while eating raw pig liver. Pig finds himself in the company of Jess, an innocent girl who can read people's minds, and she accepts him despite his boorish thoughts... although she does plan to eat him. When Jess is in danger of succumbing to a dark destiny, can Pig save her using only his quick wits, wisdom, and refined sense of smell?

240 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10961 22:19

Police say while there is no official cause of death yet, it appears he did eat the infamously scorching chip earlier in the day

241 Name: vc: joy : 1993-09-10962 19:38

His pants start to fall down as he continues his merciless assault.

242 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10966 06:54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NeBy3048Q&list=OLAK5uy_kZFjzvIcV65lnYvbfnB6LfkrLno0P8mlM&index=1

243 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10966 09:04

(n) (hist) (See 小正月, 祝い棒) traditional Koshōgatsu ceremony where the newly-wed wife is hit on the rump with a sacred wooden pole to ensure her fertility

244 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10967 02:56

A snatch of dialogue recorded between two members of Unit R runs as follows. (Both Roger and Rita are adult females.)

Roger: 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 9I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I
Rita: 1+1+3, 1+1+3
Roger: 11I
Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 10I, 11I, 1+1+3
Rita: 1+1+3

The “conversation” continues along much these same lines, until Rita finally changes her tune:

Rita: 1+1+3
Roger: 12R, 10I, 10I, 9I, 9I
Rita: 9I, 8I

245 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10968 18:39

Sketchbook: Full Color's

246 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10969 06:52

Neopronouns look fucking dumb. I choose to unsubtly pepper my screeds with palæopronouns like ȝe and 伊. It'll put hair on yer crotch!

247 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10970 09:56

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was escorted out of a Denver theater in the middle of a performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” Sunday night for allegedly “causing a disturbanc

248 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10973 13:42

ダチとうちらアベムジカ好きそうって話が出来てよかった

Translated from Japanese by Google

I'm glad I was able to talk to my nigga about how we both like Abe Musica.

249 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10978 17:41

LA 63 - El Paso Occupato, Torino (Italy), 11th November 1993
MEMBERS: William Bennett, Philip Best, Peter Sotos
TRACKLISTING: Dictator, My Cock's On Fire, I'm Comin' Up Your Ass, The Second Coming, Asking For It, Movement 1994, Twice Is Not Enough, Death Penalty
NOTES: huge audience of about 400 crammed in, there is no support group - at venue William Bennett gets bitten by large dog before concert and must go to hospital but is back in time for the performance subsequently during which there is a massive electrical blackout with ensuing utter chaos as the band are trapped on stage in the pitch darkness, there is no subsequent resumption and eventually Whitehouse manage to get away

250 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10982 00:08

Politics · Trending
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251 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10982 08:49

FUKUOKA -- Police in Fukuoka Prefecture on Sept. 24 issued a prefecture-wide email warning regarding a group of suspicious men wearing a skimpy item of lingerie or nothing at all seen in the city of Koga the previous day.

According to Fukuoka Prefectural Police's Kasuya Police Station and the crime prevention email, about 10 of the men were completely naked and about 10 were wearing garter belts when spotted at about 2 p.m.

The station is advising residents to take personal safety measures such as, "Shouting loudly if they spot suspicious people and avoiding dark or secluded streets."

(Japanese original by Hayato Jojima, Kyushu News Department)

252 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10982 10:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKtEJk6vSus

253 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10984 08:48

Welp, Peter ojou-sama is gonna be my new sleep paralysis demon.

254 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10985 01:00

I fucking hate pandas

Pandas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a panda with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the panda will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, pandas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Pandas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, pandas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because pandas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities pandas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Pandas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Pandas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

255 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10985 03:15

>>254
But the original was about koalas, it doesn't make sense with pandas...

256 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10985 11:57

Penguins Are Absolutely The Most Evil Thing On The Planet. This will be a sub-reddit to discuss the eventual uprising of the penguins. Please feel free to share any and all information that will help the humans resist the waves upon waves of invading waddling bastards, that are soon to try to take over. It will happen.

257 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10989 04:49

Ryūhoku began serializing “Super Secret Tales from the Slammer” just a few days
after he was released from four months of incarceration. It attracted a remarkably large
audience for its time; a daily circulation of 10,000 was rare for any Japanese newspaper in
the 1870s, but Ryūhoku’s newspaper obtained 18,000 subscribers in 1876, a striking success
attributed to Ryūhoku’s writings.4

258 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10995 10:13

Unlike your other website pricks who just pull info off Wikipedia, I lived it.

259 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10995 18:27

The former president also discussed how he would fare against his political rival in a physical fight.

Trump brought up comments by Biden in 2018 about how if they were in high school, he would take Trump "behind the gym and beat the hell out of him."

"I think I could go like this," Trump said before blowing air out of his mouth, "and he'd go down."

Trump then claimed that he was better at golf than Biden.

260 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10996 02:02

Donald Trump cheats at golf Michael Bloomberg doesn’t

261 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 11:28

https://twitter.com/Loligabba/status/1713510067864326169

262 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 18:51

A school in Belfast has faced backlash after pupils staged a "completely inappropriate" lunchtime protest in support of Palestine and repeated IRA slogans.

263 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11002 19:02

A baboon squatting with an open book on its thighs, holding a pen in its paw, and gazing at a group of humans; a feather appears between the baboon and the people.

264 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11006 11:22

sheep's intestine was propelled directly towards the camera using high-pressure air hoses

265 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11010 21:35

"No, Simp-Man®! She is Worst Girl®! You cannot fix herrr!!!"

Simp-Man® put on his highly marketable Rose Colored Shades™ one last time, not turning back even once. "Shut up, Reasonaboy®. I'm counting on it."

266 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11011 00:03

Elon Musk acted like a 'little baby' and was 'almost in tears' on Tesla's 'terrible' earnings call, analyst says

267 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11012 11:02

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268 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11015 20:11

3>&1 >&2 2>&3 3>&-

269 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11016 10:59

https://twitter.com/anime_kusomiso/status/1718553591395528980

270 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11019 08:46

  • # If you want GNU Parallel to be maintained in the future you

271 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11019 08:49

AIDS is not curable.[citation needed]

272 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11019 10:21

the lonely gooner seems to jelq his hog at night

273 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11020 12:37

Botched Tit Job

274 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11023 14:45

Date: July 23 2004
TRUTH LOVE CLARITY: MORE TRUTH LOVE CLARITY IMMORTALITY Sedona Az
TRUTH LOVE CLARITY: MORE TRUTH LOVE CLARITY TRUTH LOVE CLARITY: MORE TRUTH LOVE CLARITY
Evolution destructively tests all dna life forms. Because of guilt, shame, fear, and denial, resolution of inherited breed to kill, as a primal context of intention, by mothers, is resistant to solution.
I can explain to you here why everyone is acting. Creating a child to kill it is premeditated murder. Women have unknowingly authorized this activity as an acceptable form of intention. Men go along with it because they are vagino-centric psychically speaking (they need to get layed)!
The problem becomes that no ones emotional content matches the intention to kill chill dren (spelling intentional).
The guilt sponsored intellect of humanoids has crafted 1000 religions, hundreds of philosophies, and ignorant psychologies as evidence of the difficulty in coming to terms with this evil perpetuation of subversion of childrens rights to the truth of why they have been created as mortals when they have immortality rights.
This internet will be the salvation of childrens immortality rights as it is a cheap and universal forum for the sum of all intentions, including this intent.
I am robert ray hedges is taking over the internet phenomenon. I am ceo and only member of mortality resolution international and its socialisation strategies aspect known as the Children's Immortalisation Network. I desperately yet happily need funding to change the mind set of my fellow humanoids, who I love dearly, especially the newest ones!
There is something you can do to help. Speak new words; it will cost you nothing and change our world for the better.
Thanks, Rbt
In the deeper future, when humanity decides not to create all children just to kill them like it does now, the virtuebios will be ready to guide the collective human intention into an efficient immortalising system. Universal Intentioneering Systems will provide evolvably accurate feedback for the intention-perception-response-suggestion technology. Real time interneted graphs will show progress being made in all known sectors of human vulnerability. Participation will be mandatory and administered compassionately.
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Well LOVE, thanks you for letting me into my own mind at "your" location. "You" probably know by now that dna built your body and mind. What "I" wish to make clear to "You" now is that My Mind, THE ONE MIND, WANTS all of IT'S MIND BACK TO REACH ITS TIMELY OBJECTIVE. "You" know how much danger you are in, including genetic defects, aging, and all those accidents that somehow just seem to "happen".
Besides, we wouldn't be losing "Loved Ones" if we actually loved them. The problem has become this! When we tell someone that we love them we are sharing our attitude about them but not our intention to protect them from DEATH. TRUE Love is a very different matter, and that's why I want your life and creative time now.
We will now witness your program to fail.
"You" will respond to this intention in many ways. Create some opinions, write "ME" off as &#@33##!* whatever. That is your ego barking at the wind again.
The power is in shifting your INTENT.
Please Search Google: "Taking over the Internet Mind" as the Children's Immortalisation Network.

275 Name: >>274 cont. : 1993-09-11023 14:48

Columbine shootings occur as a reaction to all the fake love that has no real warmth or power.
"I" will be patient with your surrender and "you" will work out of your illusions of what to cause as our payment plan. You'll be rewarded by Law itself that runs our universe. Rbt/Sedona.
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PSYCHICS POLICE Police the psychics: PSYCHICS POLICE I've decided to take over your piece of my One Mind because the Kids said they are real tired of being brought into life just to be killed. You wanted a real Savior, well it has come true. We will negotiate the rate of your awakening so you remain comfortable as you become fully Lucid on Schedule, Thanks for your good attitude! Rbt
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Psychic police policing all Psychics Breeding to kill is pathologically subversive to the recipient [child] and disrespectful of the perpetrators. When all children are awakened to the "plot" they will not be available for your false pretenses, or school as you knew it, or the matrix, the military servICE, most of big business, taxes [takes=theft], All RELIGION, and the general unconscious activities of a very sick society. Just know that.
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276 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11026 04:36

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277 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11027 22:29

До чего дошло Асмр
2020: массаж
2022: пытки в подвале

278 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 01:24

But local wildlife ranger Tim Gilbertson told the ABC he was getting sick of panther reports.

“People need to get over the idea the cats are panthers,” he said. “It is just not on. They are big feral cats, at least 50% bigger than a house cat and they are powerful.”

Gilberston believes that mistaking cats for panthers detracts from the fight against feral cats, which cover 99% of the Australian continent and kill 1 million native birds a night.

279 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11029 18:44

communist-hatsunemiku reblogged communist-hatsunemiku

280 Name: vc: yacking : 1993-09-11029 22:36

Many African-Americans and some other Americans also speak African-American Vernacular English (AAVE), which has somewhat different grammar and vocabulary from other styles of American English. Nearly all African-Americans can switch back and forth between AAVE and standard American English effortlessly. If you are not African-American, do not try to speak AAVE, even if it's spoken to you, as it would be considered odd and even offensive.

281 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11030 00:27

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282 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11031 00:50

His erection fits in my butt. Easily. We are boyfriends, and we plan to marry each other. When we kiss my body and mind respond, naturally. His kiss sends shivers up my spine. And butt. It's naturally automatic. God made him in God's own image. I am a child of God in that same image. We are God's creations. God does not make mistakes. btw....woman was not in God's plan. God made Paradise for Adam. Eve was an afterthought, from whatever materials were left over from Adam.

283 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11032 19:49

// 不正画像チェック(検出したら削除)
$chk = md5_file($full_imgfile);
if(isset($badfile)&&is_array($badfile)){
　　foreach($badfile as $value){
　　　　if(preg_match("/\A$value/",$chk)){
　　　　　　unlink($full_imgfile);
　　　　　　// 不正な画像を検出しました。画像は保存されません。
　　　　　　die("error\n{$errormsg_5}");
　　　　}
　　}
}

284 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11034 17:17

function isExtendedDyckLanguageWord (before) {
  if (before === '') return true;

  const after = before.replace('[]','').replace('()','').replace('{}','');

  if (before === after) {
    return false;
  } else {
    return isExtendedDyckLanguageWord(after);
  }
}

285 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11036 03:42

Toxic Yuri Bracket Round 24
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Which ship is more toxic?
Jackie Taylor/Shauna Sadecki (Yellowjackets)50.7%
Ellen Ripley/Xenomorph (Aliens)49.3%
1,047 votes • Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

286 Name: vc: thud : 1993-09-11036 14:31

This product was created in the early publishig days and may no be of the quality many have expected us to produce.

287 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11039 20:15

Present tense and/or second person.
Any “Lovecraftian” fiction that name drops Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Arkham, the Necronomicon, etc. We managed to publish an entire Lovecraft issue where none of the stories name dropped Mythos heavies, so it’s not hard as you’d think. We’re also not looking for Call of Cthulhu detective/professor-investigates-cultists stories.
Stories with elves; especially not D&D or Tolkien elves. If you think you can do something really freaking special with elves and fae, like Dunsany or Swann, give it a shot, but we don’t publish elf-stories as a general rule.
Stories where very little happens or very little is at stake. Sometimes, a setting and characters in them can be superficially weird and exciting, but the story itself may be little more than a conversation; generally, we’re not looking for that sort of thing.
LitRPG
Tolkienian or Tolkien-esque Epic Fantasy
Steampunk, unless you’re a fan of the first two Thief games
Modern Vampires/Werewolves
Orcs
Obviously D&D inspired fiction [certainly no “Drow”]
Asimovian sci-fi where thinky men do nothing but sit around and discuss big thinks

288 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11040 12:24

Why you should breathe through your nose: Michael Mosley explores the potential health benefits

289 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11040 19:13

https://hungarianpaprika.net/fasirt-hungarian-pork-patties/

290 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11041 16:55

Disturbing anime series Made in Abyss which features child torture and abuse sparks outrage after top K-pop idols promoted it to their young fans

291 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11042 06:26

Fat women all I can think of when I see them even when they're dressed up is what bathroom must smell like the morning after they had their 5 McDonald's and been out with the girls the night before the only thing worse than a woman is a fat woman

292 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11043 00:41

implicated himself in a 1993 Missouri homicide while talking to himself and an unknown person during a phone call after detectives left the interrogation room.

He also ripped several loud, "blrrrrrtt"-sounding farts in videos obtained by Fox News Digital via public records request.

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In one video, Harp lifts his butt off the chair, breaks wind, yells to himself, "I didn't kill him. I didn't kill Steve, man," and pushes out another one.

293 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11045 03:33

~~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)おはよー♪ (Good morning AMERICA)

294 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11045 05:57

It was a cool December morning when William C. Minor cut off his penis.

295 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11047 08:03

Experienced userinos prefer the hjkl keyinos because they are alwayinos right under
their fingerinos. Beginnerinos often prefer the arrow keyinos, because they do not
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296 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11047 21:08

Hospital worker who had sex with over 100 corpses undetected due to 'failures'

297 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11048 04:48

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298 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11050 10:29

AI this, AI that. Fuckers, it's ELIZA all the way down.

299 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11050 10:54

>>298
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things?

300 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11050 11:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfRmwaRl2A0

301 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11050 15:14

>>299
"Someone's cheating on their Turing test..."

302 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11053 02:03

Pushing the baby through the urethra as it degloves and petals out like a shotgun from a bugs bunny cartoon

303 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11053 04:15

Rentarō's sixteenth girlfriend and Kusuri's grandmother. She is eighty-nine years old, but due to having taken a prototype of Kusuri's immortality drug, she resembles an eight-year-old girl. Due to the strength of the prototype, her appearance is not reverted by the neutralization drug. Her age is shown through her knowledge and mature womanly charm, something completely different from the more perverse Hahari. She met her husband in a warzone when she was a medic but has since been widowed. She is technologically illiterate.

304 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11054 17:38

[OK] Closes prompt
[Cancel] Closes prompt but returns false

305 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11056 22:39

The LAPD is aware of possible first amendment activity in the Los Angeles area over the next few days. In coordination with the US Secret Service, additional uniformed personnel and other resources will be deployed to ensure the highest level of public safety

306 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11058 07:27

)Trying to bribe the gate guard smoothly) Do you have kids and/or a drinking habit?

307 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11058 08:07

Their conversation ends (like nearly every scene in the narrative) with an orgy

308 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11058 13:05

アスキーアート

309 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11058 13:32

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Dutchman and a Jew talking about money – forever.

310 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11058 18:30

This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak.

311 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 19:26

One day, you picked up a wounded puppy.
Next day, the puppy became a sexy wolf girl !!

Wow, it's a miracle !!
Ecchi !! do tha ecchi !! come on !!

312 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 02:18

they think Corn In The Bible® don’t real

313 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 23:05

💬

314 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 17:54

the cursed knowledge that the Ponyfinder guy is also the Flexible Survival guy

315 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11066 09:40

🫃

316 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11066 10:09

Accidentally closed ALL my tabs on my phone
Seeking Empathy

317 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11067 12:40

the bittersweet knowledge that many hobbyist passion projects of the past 20 years are at least partially preserved due to some insane pirate's poorly organized hoarding tendencies

318 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11068 02:42

In 1935, when asked by a woman to cure her son's homosexuality, Freud famously rejected her request, saying: "Many highly respectable individuals of ancient and modern times have been homosexuals, several of the greatest men among them" and "It is a great injustice to persecute homosexuality as a crime."

319 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11068 19:49

You all have ignored your Third Amendment rights and it's time to do better.

320 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11071 11:04

a seminar on cannabis laws for about seven years at Boston University – always held in room 420

321 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 00:27

BANTU SUSCRIBE , LIKE & COMENT

322 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 11:35

Szeretettel

323 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11080 21:11

the greek myth of sissyphus who would pull the thong out of his bussy every day only for the thong to come back.

324 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 02:18

Love Live Weed Bracket - Final Round
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Taking the winners of the previous polls, we come to the final round. The time has come to determine which idol is Tumblr's ultimate blaze-it buddy. Whose dankness reigns supreme?

So, Tumblr...
Who are you enjoying a weed product with?
Nozomi Tojo (µ's)36.7%
Mari Ohara (Aqours)
Avatar
30.7%
Rina Tennoji (Nijigasaki Idol Club)17.7%
Shiki Wakana (Liella)9.8%
Tsuzuri Yugiri (Hasunosora Idol Club)5.1%
215 votes • Remaining time: 1 hour 38 minutes

325 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 07:25

Fuck gundam seed #fuck720p #fuckreencode #fuckhevc #fuckseed

326 Name: this is my accounting homework btw : 1993-09-11083 02:56

Nov. 6
Equipment
51,500

Prepaid Insurance
750

Cash

12,250

Notes Payable

40,000

Purchased factory equipment

327 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 03:39

https://bbs.gikopoi.com/post/1704339201/2

328 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11086 16:32

Islamic State joined the cute cat craze by spreading propaganda images of jihadists playing with kittens in Raqqah, captioned in cutesy internet slang (“My Mewjahid protectz me” and “I Can Haz Islamic State Plz”). Or consider the ceramic collectibles

329 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11088 21:50

Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the GNOME developers as “a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”

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