Thinking about how female-proof my apartment is
- I sleep on a giant bean bag chair or on the floor
- My toilet doesn't have a seat or a lid, you just squat over the bowl on a stool I keep in the bathroom
- I don't buy toilet paper I just squat in the bathtub and wash my ass with soap
- Holes in the walls from heated gamer moments back when I used to drink a lot
- I make my own cottage cheese and yogurt in the sink so sometimes there's jars of random milk byproducts laying around