( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind
2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.
( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded
( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...
( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.
( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.
( ・-・) ...what?
( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.
It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".
It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.
But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.
It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.
But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.
What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.
( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.
( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.
The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.
Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.
( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.
( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.
( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.
( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!
( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.
( ・-・) >>315 is an impostor and an antisocial gay male. I refuse to deal with his obnoxious kinks.
( ・-・) >>317 has written down a long list of paraphilias, which he has arranged in columns marked "Nice," "Naughty," and "Obnoxious."
( ・-・) See this? I'm trying to be funny here. Because this is a humor board.
( ・-・) I may not be succeeding, but by God I'm trying to entertain you people.
>>318
( ・-・) Make a fart noise and throw a cake. It's always amusing on the telly.
( ・-・) ... I keep that list in my mind, smartass.
( ・-・) Transsexuals are mentally ill
( ・-・) Every time I see someone use the initialism "smh", I want to just sort of reach into my screen and deliver a nice, solid John Wayne haymaker.
( ・-・) Seriously, it's not even a thing you fucking say. That's not what text is for.
( ・-・) cunnilingus is disgusting.
( ・-・) I feel a bit bad now for saying that thing about Americans and bombs.
( ・-・) Not that bad though.
( ・-・) This thread is for things you wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board, but most of it is realfag shit that doesn't belong on an anonymous board.
>>326
( ・-・) I'd fucking bash your face in if this wasn't an anonymous board.
( ・-・) I like bobmail, he's my friend.
( ・-・) It makes me think of something I said about socialists. I said "So you guys protect worker safety and environment? So what happened a Chernobyl, U.S.S.R.?"
( ・-・) Childhood obesity isn't as bad as many people say. Many years ago, when there was only 1 or 2 fat kids in a classroom, they always got treated badly by the others. Now that there are more of them, isolating a few people to treat them like crap isn't possible anymore.
( ・-・) The other thing I bring up is that for decades, China didn't have a childhood obesity problem, but how many people want to live the way people lived there so many years ago?
( ・-・) It also pisses me off that the coach from Alabama was charged with racism when calling the first lady "Fat butt Michelle Obama." It is not like he actually used any swear words, he was just pointing out a hypocritical woman. If she really wants kids to lose weight, she can go and eat all those health foods in public, and somehow enjoy doing it.
( ・-・) I read an article about huge student loan debt, but I feel very little compassion for most of them.
( ・-・) I feel 1/1000 the compassion for people who chose arts, lit, or archaeology degrees.
People who label common goods as "RARE" on eBay should be slapped in the face fifty times.
( ・-・) There are few things left that some subreddit doesn't do better than DQN.
( ・-・) Anonymity is the only reason I keep at this.
Is reddit not just like 4chan-lite for casual internet users? It seems pretty shitty but since I've never really used it I don't like to shit on things I don't know much about.
>>341
Reddit is an approval-driven BBS in which registered users may post links to funny pictures and "memes" or comment on the posts of other registered users.
( ・-・) I know this because my imouto is an avid redditor
>>343
( ・-・) I don't even have an account and don't plan on getting one. They are also better at driving a single joke into the ground.
( ・-・) It is also a liberal / dudebro / neckbeard circlejerk in general so fuck that. Extra extra fuck that. And fuck all 10 readers of /r/4ch.
>>344
How can there be more readers of that then the population of 4ch by 4 people?
guise, 4ch, /r/4ch = 10, 10 - 4ch = 6 posters = 6ch think abou tit.
( ・-・) As soon as my college debt is paid off, I will cut off all contact with my parents. I don't need their controlling asses.
( ・-・) Fine, I accept that you're fat.
( ・-・) Doesn't mean I'll ever want to fuck your corpulent ass.
( ・-・) If anybody makes a face-slapping device to be obligatory on every computer, I will upgrade every one I come across to be lethal. A neck-snapper.
right when I thought it was safe here
you humans and your reddit and your world issues
( ・-・)I used to use reddit a few years ago.
I got a lot of my friends into it and as I did I started to realise how shit it actually was. Now I can't use it, and cringe everytime someone talks about it.
( ・-・) >>256 I don't either. I then say "Fine, go ahead and get married. You gays now also have the right to a failing relationship, and a divorce that screws up your financial situation."
( ・-・) I did the same with my friends and imageboards, >>351-man. I lead them there and then left to the textboards alone. I wanted to die on a beautiful spring day in forest when its peace was disrupted by a torrent of memes.
( ・-・) >>351 same with me and 4chan, I did actually treat it like I was part of a secret club, now I cringe when it's mentioned or if I thnk about my past self.
( ・-・) I popped in there after not doing so since 2007 or so and they're still recycling some of the same porn so I feel justified in not missing it much.
( ・-・) Sex isn't that great...
( ・-・) Oh look, you're in a supersecret superclub now, >>351,353-355
( ⊙‿⊙) WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS!
( ・-・) >>356 I entirely agree. Hopefully it gets better after some practise.
( ・-・) I used a mitten to masturbate. It was the highest point of my experience with mittens.
( ・-・) You are all trying to force your crap memes too hard.
( ・-・) The popularity of Monty Oum's animation completely baffles me, as it is not particularly quality.
( ・-・) I don't mind developmentally disabled people until they make up the majority of people on my bus. Then they get really annoying and I start to think positively about eugenics.
( ・-・) People who think everything they see more than once is an attempt at a "meme"
( ・-・) or any image with text on it for that matter
( ・-・) The 90s sucked.
( ・-・) never
( ・-・) when i was a boy i ripped a hole in my pirate kermit and fucked it.
( ・-・) The Great Gatsby is just another thing American school systems cram down our throats, while not teaching things that actually prepare us for reality.
( ・-・) Once I graduated high school, I put that book in the paper recycling bin.
( ・-・) I don't have monafont installed and don't much care how it messes up ASCII art.
( ・-・) I don't care that it's S-JIS art and not ASCII art.
( ・-・) I hate when people say "If you can put your mind to it, you can do it." How many people put their whole minds into practical time travel, and never got it to happen?
( ・-・) Tell the truth say something like "If you think you will not achive your goal, you probably will not, but if you try, you MIGHT actually get what you want."
( ・-・) I once said something to a school counselor similar. I said "You school staff always tell us you can be an astronaut, Nobel prize winner, or N.Y. Times bestseller author, but at the same time you tell us we can't become rock stars, movie stars, or lottery winners. Lets compare the ratio of your examples to my examples."
( ・-・) The power of positive thinking sounds like trying to limit what people are allowed to say and think.
Every read the book "Bright Sided" ? I recommend it, and I usually don't read books.
( ・-・) Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go.
( ・-・) A number of people in artistic careers are always giving advice about how if you weren't doing this shit like EVERY DAY because you love it to bits, it'd be better for you to GTFO because you'd be hating yourself too often for a job that pays and treats you like shit, and like
( ・-・) I think they're extrapolating their own self doubt, trying to absolve themselves by convincing themselves that they DO love it and that they should spare others like themselves a little grief. Or trying to save all those fools (a majority of art majors for instance) who don't understand that they're not really that good and they won't be paying the bills with it so wise up now.
( ・-・) In actuality, though, love is not about being intoxicated by a thing 100% of the time, and some of the best artists are full of crippling self-doubt and having nervous breakdowns about it all the time, but will never be optimally good at anything else. So it might be well intentioned, but I think it's not good advice. You won't be totally loving something all the time, and you won't necessarily think you're good at what you do all the time, but if you really want to do it... you kind of know.
( ・-・) Anyway, should apply to this position as a fluffer? (y/n)
( ・-・) Are you the kind of person who never finishes what he starts? Then yes.
( ・-・) Interestingly finishing what you start is what those artists >>377 hates are talking about when they say that some parts of commercial art are brutal and nervous breakdown inducing (namely the last 20% of any project). Most dilettantes give up before they reach this stage then tell everyone that art is really fun and doesn't require a lot of work.
( ・-・) Twitter is more of an Internet Hate Machine than 4chan ever was.
>>380
It depends on the people you talk with. On 4chan, everyone has the same personality.
( ・-・) Nobody deserves to be praised or blamed. The first few years of development are completely out of a person's control, yet happen to be the most important ones in shaping them as a human being. The way life goes from there cannot be helped much, as any action carried out is decided upon within the limited boundaries of the mind that someone else built for you.
( ・-・) That just sounds like some apologist excuse for being NEET. You can change your life.
( ・-・) And if it's hard I guess you could also take psychedelics.
( ・-・) Isn't the purpose of this thread to create a safe space for expressing things that would otherwise get you lynched by the majority?
( ・-・) Then why the fuck are there so many posts responding to someone they disagree with?
( ・-・) This government shutdown thing should have happened years ago.
( ・-・) People keep talking about how much feminists hate Kill La Kill but so far I've only seen feminists talk about how much they liked the first episode...
>>389
not that I'm disagreeing, but actually it's happened a lot in the US since 1975 or so. the talking heads on TV wring their hands and tell us to panic, but nothing ever happens. if I were more paranoid than I am I'd start in about manufactured crises, but now I just think all the politicians (be advised that when I use this term I mean the ruling class, which in the US includes the news/entertainment/agitprop media and the extended civil service) involved on every side are just that incompetent. my cynicism has overwhelmed my paranoia.
( ・-・) Equality is for mathematics.
( ・-・) If you bully loli, you should get thrown in the gully. This means you, Abnes Abcess.
( ・-・) I don't have the nads to say most of the things I want to say, even with anonymity as a condition.
( ・-・) It's like the only things I am in private that I'm not in public is a chronic masturbator and an e-pirate (and seriously, if asked, who would guess otherwise?).
( ・-・) The Transformers cartoons of our youth were shit flavored shit and you know it.
( ・-・) I want to build a machine that quickly turns CO2 into something else. I do not want to build it because of environmental concerns.
( ・-・) I want to build it to piss off people who only want to limit CO2 by restricting coal and oil.
( ・-・) I think Sergeant Mark IV is pretty cool guy, eh has balls in an increasingly pussified society and doesn't afraid of anything.
( ・-・) I want to punch my client in the nuts enough times to make sure he never fathers children.
( ・-・) I wanted to move to New York City and become a hipster after watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
( ・-・) I don't trust this board is fully anonymous