My school makes it ridiculously hard to print things. Apparently I have to buy a print card. But the dispenser won't take my money! I could buy one at the circulation desk... but they only take checks! Damn guys, I have to have this thing printed by 10 this morning... where else can I find a printer here?!
Why can't you present your work digitally?
>>196 i usually just make instant noodles in a cup with boiling water, but it seems i need to make these in a pan and i couldn't be arsed today, despite how excited i was to try them. I shall report back though.
>>204 uh... are you talking about kimchi-flavored ramen? That stuff is pretty much only like actual kimchi in a very vague way. Sort of like how banana-flavored candy only "kind of" tastes like bananas at best.
Is there even such a thing as too much Touhou? I've played it so much that every time I close my eyes I see danmaku and I'm still not sick of it.
>>206
Perhaps not. But there is a such thing as talking way-too-fucking-much about Touhou, relating every little insignificant event and point of interest to it, spinning yours and others' conversation as if Touhou were the single governing law of the universe.
Holy fuck, do I hate that shit.
>>205 awwwww. oh well i still tremble slightly with anticipation
and he said one word to me / and it was "dead"
You should stick whatever you hold in tours hands right now into your mouth.
Browse DQN on a phone. Whenever its dictionary gets filled with captcha, buy a new one.
Idea for a short story: A man wakes up to find himself being held captive in a doorless, windowless room. He is fed breakfast, lunch and dinner through a slot in the wall.
Embedded in the wall is a computer monitor, under which is a keyboard and mouse. The computer has internet access.
First he tries to call for help, e-mailing people he once knew, the police, etc. He is met with a mix of sympathy, disbelief and disdain. Eventually he is able to convince the police of the reality of his situation. However, his internet connection is well-hidden. Despite their best efforts, the police team of hackers cannot determine his location.
As the police try to find him, the man spends his time idly browsing the internet, watching videos, posting on DQN, playing browser MMORPGs, etc. Years pass and the police still cannot locate him.
I thought of two endings. First: He becomes accustomed to his internet lifestyle. When a door finally opens, he realizes he doesn't want to leave.
Second: He finally grows sick of the internet and breaks the monitor, keyboard and mouse in a fit of rage. Then the door opens and he is led to freedom.
Here is the third one: enraged, he destroys his habitat, but his imprisonment is time limited. He spends the rest completely secluded, slowly losing his mind.
Very interesting. I wouldn't mind reading it if you ever feel like writing it.
I feel like there's no real point of "coming-of-age" for my generation. So we have young adults walking around not really feeling any different than they did as teenagers, or even pre-teens.
That's how I feel, at least.
>>215
I agree. There are some guys who act all serious, but there are pre-teens like that. Everything is an act, but only a few people can truly realise and exploit it.
>>215
For myself and the really quite intelligent people I knew as a teenager, there has been a very cynical resignation to society/popular culture/government's increasingly absurd microcosms, coupled with an internalization and projection of this unto others in an act of ersatz revenge against the unthinking populous.
I searched for the phrase "fuck off every zig" and got no results. That makes me sad.
They're pretty much all wankers, every one of them
I wish I knew who is the biggest wanker and the lesser wanker.
I'm a big wanker. I wank all day. I wank five times on weekends, I wank three on weekdays. I wank anywhere with at least some privacy. However I won't wank RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Unless you want me to do it.
Steve Jobs didn't die of cancer. He died because so many people said negative things about his products online! You should all be ashamed of yourselves driving an innocent man to an early grave!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/844 was me. I don't even remember what I was so happy about at the time.
I should stop wanking so much.
If you stop wanking other people, you'll cut it way down.
>>223 Nonsense! Clearly the cause of death was the shock of seeing the South Park episode HUMANCENTiPAD.
>>224 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882 was me, I was very happy.
I can't remember if I've said this before but there should really be an anime adaptation of Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Myshkin is the perfect straight man protagonist and Rogozhin makes a great pretty lovable villain. Fangirls can write all sorts of slash fiction about the homoerotic tension between them. Nastassya is the "large-breasted woman with an attitude", and of course Aglaya is tsundere for the prince.
I wish I were a cute girl.
I talk a good game, but my study habits still haven't improved much.
Shut the fuck up and listen to what people who are better than you have to say.
I wish >>231 and I were cute girls and that we could drink tea together.
I'm falling asleep..
I wish I was mighty sugoi anime
>>238, he wants to be a neat two dimensional asian girl, like any of us.
Wake up with a splitting headache and ringing ears... okay... underwear is soaked with blood... okay... empty whisky bottle... right... shredded wrists and thighs... hmmm... front door standing open... ehhh... guitars lying in the hall... ah.... essay text from ex-girlfriend on phone... emmm...
Reverend D. Wayne Love wouldn't shake my hand! Fucking dick!
This job is making me lose sleep. Not even sure why, it's pretty easy and my hours are short.
I just started playing Monster Hunter and I keep finding myself putting more than 10 hours into it a day.
>>242
I want to start playing Monster Hunter and want to put 10 hours a day into it but I keep finding myself playing SNES and arcade games instead.
So, my roommate has now moved out. Feels awfully quiet here tonight.
There's been a shitposter on 'Area lately and his posts are literally painful to read. Why must DQN be VIP and the other one... not so VIP?
It's so much fun posting on 'Area. Fucking bollocks to it, he-he-he.
>>245
Don't worry about it, in my experience they tend to go back and forth. For now I've started posting on dqn instead but I'll probably go back to the area eventually.
( ゚ ヮ゚) http://alt.org/nethack/wishes-c.html wishing for 1297
Performing the eyeroll hurts my eyes.
My mind cannot even begin to comprehend dildos
You know what's super lame and not worth the investment? Babies. But people keep getting them anyway.
I was trying to study today, but a certain mental image kept bugging me. There was I, a middle-school nerd, standing with a basketball. People shouted, "Dunk it, man!" "Come on, throw a ball, DORK!" "DO IT!" "Look at that dumbo, HEEY I NEED SOME TIME TO THROW A BALL PROPERLY" "DUNK!!"
But I couldn't I was too scared of fucking it up and just stood there.
Butterfly breeding is probably very complicated and difficult.
Your mother dies a fiery death,
I saw it in a winter breath.
These things CAN be;
Drink deep my tea!
I should smoke meth.
That person who keeps bumping terrible threads is making me feel rather vexed. I hope they don't make a habit of it.
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
>>252
Seriously. Retarded baby = lifelong misery. Retarded dog = lol.
Thinks seen by dokyuns on google before entering the ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE:
DQN - Wikipedia
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DQN(ドキュン)とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー(不良)など、粗暴そうな風貌をしている者や実際に粗暴な者、また非常識で知識や ...
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23 Feb 2010 – Anyway, DQN started because there used to be a Japanese TV program called "Mokugeki Dokyun", about crazy people. Soon, Dokyun started ...
I was about to post a semi-thought provoking comment here but then I realised how pretentious it sounded.
>>260 go for it, I promise I will spend time thinking about it, its underlying messages, double meanings, connotations etc.
And since you're posting anonymously I don't have any prejudice. Post your perhaps-pretentious ponderings with pride and enthusiasm. Sometimes pretentious can be pleasant!
I've lost control of my life.
>>261
I wish I could, but I've forgotten what it was. It definitely involved the word "neurotypical".
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Comin' at ya what you going to do!?
tomorrow is going to be so beautiful, i'm so lucky. it seems too good to be true.
Depressed because I preordered a figure, but now I can't afford it. It's a really nice one, too...
>>267
Could you link to it please? I promise that I won't order it to mock you.
Personally, I came across some beautiful figures of Touhou characters, but I had to remind myself that I can't afford to waste a few thousand yens.
Dear Espeon:
Sorry about not posting your fan-fiction last week. It grew well beyond a sketch and would have upset a lot of people in this thread if I had posted it here. As I'm not sure it could ever be pared down sufficiently and still retain its filthy integrity, I'll just give you a summary:
You sparked a nuclear war through your role in the accidental erotic asphyxiation death of Kim Jong-un.
--Your biggest fan.
This is very inspiring, >>270! I appreciate your work.
272 is a pretty nice number.
273 minus 77 equals Espeon's number in pokédex.
My date today went so well that when she got home her sister and mother were hugging her saying she should move back home with me and marry me. Should i be incredibly pleased with myself or a little nervous?
>>274
What the fuck is going on here? We need details. Make them up or whatever.
So what happened? She immediately told her family all about the date the second you walked back in the door? If so, why were you there for this? Were you just standing there awkwardly the whole time or did you learn about this later?
Are you both older? As in, would they like her to move out ASAP? Is your culture the marrying type? (Jew/Mormon)
>>275 well I've only met her a few times, because we live 300 miles apart, but ever since the first time we met we've stayed in touch every day talking on bebo etc. That was actually only the 4th time I've met her, and our first actual date. This is because she lives maybe 40 miles from my hometown but I moved away to go to university. Anyways, leading up to it she said I should draw her a picture and she knitted me a little teddy. I put a lot more effort into the picture than I normally do, even my paid commissions, and it included just various things about us and things we've said and things that have happened between us, and >>274 LOVES [her name] FOREVER XXXX
The date was like a fairytale, the only thing that would have made it better is if we weren't in a shithole town haha. I bought her lunch then we walked through the park then wandered round the cemetery. Then we got on our separate buses back home. When I got back we were chatting on facebook and said they were asking her about it, and they saw the picture and were so happy for her, saying she should chase me. But chasing implies I'm running away and I'm certainly not.
I'm just a bit older than her, she's of legal age to get married but she wouldn't be able to celebrate with a drink. But we've talked a long time about our inevitable wedding and honeymoon. Nothing would make me happier than being with her, I'm just nervous about the distance (I can't move back because I run a business in my city and I think she wants to stay in the country) and also that she still has the best few years of her life coming up whereas I'm almost at the end of mine, I hope I don't get in the way
>>277
That's shockingly vanilla. I was hoping we'd hear all about courting rituals in the Tuvan-American community or something cool.
おげんきですか。
I hate living downtown, it's so fucking noisy!
I am 31 and I still play DND. I don't want to, but my friends keep showing up at my house and expecting to play. It's starting to get awkward now that some of them have kids. What's going to happen when those kids are old enough to realize that we are lame fucks?
OH wait, all kids think their parents are lame. Ours will just have scientific proof.
Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.
Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.
I wish my body would recover from cumming faster so I could do it more often.
vc: repetion
Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.
>>290 congrats, I guess.
The "I guess" is only for the accordion, by the way.
Is she a robotic catgirl?
Oh man, I am fucked up... I keep seeing things... like... in the distance... They move with me or something so they are always ahead of me. God damn... Are you supposed to hallucinate on marijuana?
>>294
The best weed I ever smoked made the world go 2D. Yeah, it can do that. You're probably not awake anymore. If you are, what else did you take?
>>295
I had a salvia trip which did that. Everything became a volume-less cutout that rotated with the angle you looked at it, so it was impossible to see "behind".
Last time I had salvia my bedroom turned into Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1, and my friend turned into a Yadorin badnik so I rolled into him.
You should be isolated from the rest of society.
You should be isolated from the rest of society.
This is my second 300 GET in the space of two days. How exciting!