( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.
Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.
Also, I'm constipated
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now I want that product.
>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.
Why am I sitting in a terminal?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..
>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm constipooted again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha; sadman.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/ Talk about realism
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My jaw muscle cramped up again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't let go and I hate it.
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole posting unhappy things thing.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ant has killed ant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People hating on the Great Grape Ape.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is the Western term for herbivore man? I think it applies to me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Masturbating to completion and still being unsatisfied but too tired to do it again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Britney Spears urinated on a ladybug in the woods.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My Fleshlight smells kind of funny despite my best efforts to keep it clean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not even a butthole-like smell to go with the butthole shape, either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread has 454 posts
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn flicks that have a narrator.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>93 won't use the lotion on its skin, even when its told.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greece ran out of other people's money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The lasting ache of masturbatory penis injuries.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still alive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Downloading H-anime after seeing a clip of an interesting scene, but the scene in the clip was the only good one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am downloading an MMO.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am hyped for a good MMO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Because I believe one will come this year
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mean WoW is crashing down
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MMO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "good"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Choose one, pl0x.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sunvox advertises itself as running on a lot of devices, but some of the example songs don't run even on a netbook.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I >upgraded to Windows 10 and now all these faces on DQN aren't displaying. All I see is boxes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm remembering all the embarrassing stuff I did years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone, somewhere, is using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ﾟ -ﾟ) someone, somewhere is complaining about using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somewhere, someone has a huge superiority complex because they don't use Microsoft Windows.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) starting to play an MMO, then realizing you may as well be playing a single player game because you have no friends to play with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being mean to a pet because you're in a bad mood, then feeling bad about it when they still come back demanding affection.
>>480
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing that MMO's have been taken over by those fancy "instances" and raid zone things
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing they're just single player games
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing you should quit while you can
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting an ugly picture to try to annoy people on an imageboard and then feeling queasy at the sight of it myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I broke my hand and it really hurts and I broke it because I lost my temper and I don't like myself fro it.
( -_-) It took a really long time to type this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fonts where I have to highlight "PomPyro" to assure myself that it doesn't say "PornPyro".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spending $15 to purchase a device that does X and, when it breaks down after a decade of hard use, finding out that it is no longer manufactured, and that the cheapest device that does X nowadays costs $95 because it also does Y, Z, and W, none of which I want or will ever use.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that the cheapest device that does X as well as my old device costs more like $200.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that those devices have a battery life half as long as I am accustomed to because they also do Y', Z', and W', none of which I want or will ever use.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that used copies of my old device are entirely in the hands of scalpers, who now price them at $95.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to teach myself how to solder.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dead pixels on a monitor I bought only two weeks ago.
>>489
( ﾟ -ﾟ) getting dead pixels on a laptop computer immediately after the warranty ends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing an otherwise hot girl but she has one of those nose piercings that someone once aptly described as "metal boogers".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Piercings are repulsive, and I include traditional lobe piercings in that estimation.