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>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
Mmm, differential equations for breakfast!
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
I think I'll make a private Maplestory server and edit Clonepa in as an NPC or enemy. I want to make a loli class but that seems difficulty.
I can't believe they went for it.
Dokyun subaruuuuuuuuuu!
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
Beef or turkey
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
glass2k is a cool program!
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
all this bot does is molest me
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
finally
Today I saw two cute Asian girls huddled together under a single umbrella. It was just like that one episode of Strawberry Panic!
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
Chaotic character!
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
#fortune is back!
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
ctrl + bksp
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Two good friends of mine got married to each other today!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wasn't invited.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And it's not because I'm an ass or anything like that. My life is just pathetic.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
And what do you know of obsession?
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
separation anxiety
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
I should clean up those crumbs.
Your life is already ending.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
"Fuckin call the police then I don't care! ...I am pretty hungry anyway but fuck you! Grow a real beard, MOTHERFUCKER!"
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Something is happening on /b/!
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
I vehemently disapprove.
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
Non Non Biyori
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
creative toilet
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
This is the picture, it's big and framed http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/719153HaroldAndMaudeB1.jpg
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
Do you know? Koala's appendix is 2 meters long
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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They were too gentle.
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I want to put my dick on something.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
I don't smoke and never have, but these days I often find myself thinking "I want a fucking cigarette."
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
Sooch meets mouth.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
Oh dear.
>>639 I was going to post, but the two things that popped into my mind first as things I'm proud to own are firmly on my wall so I couldn't take a webcam photo... nobody bump the thread, I'm getting a film developed today!
Aaaah, my heart!
You discover yourself stranded in the vast ocean on the tiny rock called Japan. A fierce earthquake is about to shake you off into the water. What are you going to do?
I misread "ipod" as "isopod". I am losing my mind.
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
infinity days hath september.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
Happy ponytail day.
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
Murder of crows
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
attachment anxiety
Chaotic character!
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
It'll all be over.
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
Reminder: you're going to die.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
I love Visvim
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
attachment anxiety
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
>>466
It is only a mockery in lesser, inclusionist substructures.
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to...
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to...
You would cry too if it happened to you.
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
>>83 I love the DQN Electronics ones but only have a couple VIPtronic ones, which is your favourite?
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
Sorry ladies, I'm not interested in 3D.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
I love Visvim
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
What the hell is "Extra Virgin" olive oil supposed to be, anyway? Did all the other olive oil have someone's dick in it? How can something be "extra" virgin when "virgin" is typically understood as a boolean value?
I have lost all my passion
I had read a comment that said "sleep to your heart content", but I for some reason wanted it to say "sleep to your heart continent". I found that to be funny, even if it's just something I made up over someone's comment.
I hope there will be a new DQN album soon... I'm a big fan...
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
my plantar fascia feel great
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Yeah, nor do I. I think of program like a real full program that you install under a full OS. Like Photoshop or Firefox. I think of "app" like little tiny programs that run on mobile device OS'es like Gibberbot or Comicflow.
I love seeing people's posts that have been influenced by mine. The lynx dark temptation thing made me feel warm and fuzzy.
Sprite is back!
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
separation anxiety
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
More like Grandpa BUTTSton
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Good name for DQN rock band: GET GETTERS.
I can imagine it taking #1 spot in the charts.
Destroy Snoop Dogg
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
creative toilet
Half the fun!
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
Volvo's damn motor.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
Dream check.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
It's all about amnesia.
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
>>143 Numerous people in our government and education systems.
How do you take your time where there's no time
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
I've done something horrible
I can't write my current thought, I'm afraid I'll anger the gods.
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
Will she dream?
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
#fortune is back!
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
i hate moths
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
I love, love, love!
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
Look at all the weeaboos!
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
>>751
The important part is that you met new people.
And there's nowt wrong with Geordies, leave them alone.
Come back little moth, I love you.
>>268
They both look like flimsy, easily breakable little things. You should get yourself a nice reliable brick-shaped Nokia instead.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
The Post Office is not fixed yet.... ;_;
I can't handle this anymore.
open song, burp nose
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
I used to enjoy Topkek when I was a child. Now it is a mockery.
Thanks Wik
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
I am very upset about all that's happening on this planet. I want to become a fish and float freely in untouched blue waters.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
>>466 I wouldn't call it a mockery. The "mockery" of which you speak is being mocked. It's surprisingly meta.
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
And what do you know of obsession?
Destroy Snoop Dogg
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Lunar tic?
>>591 I meant the power rangers themselves. In primary one (what's that, first grade?) each Monday we had to write a little bit about what we got up to at the weekend and illustrate it, and I always drew everyone wearing power ranger outfits, and Sonic's shoes, until I got told off with a written note in my jotter "stop drawing everyone in sonic outfits" HAHA she didn't know the difference between Sonic and Power Rangers what a chump!
Gosh darn it!
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
If Yamantaka Eye did masturbate with a contact mic I totally would listen to that
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
Lunar tic?
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
They were too gentle.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
Yankee monkee
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
yellow cat
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
Drink Santa's pee
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
>>414
But it's the only place on the internet, where I can discuss my hobby, which happens to be anime and manga, with someone else than 12 year old Narutards. When moot decides not to fuck my homeboard up that is. It also has the fastest textboard in the west around. But I mean if this place had just a little bit more people. Low traffic is not bad. But places like /manga/ are wastelands.
You might be thinking that Daft Punk's song is about "scoring" or, to put it bluntly, having sex. But it isn't.
"Like the legend of the phoenix" Daft Punk make their triumphal return. This song is about art, it is about music. "The force" that "keeps the planet spinning" is creativity.
"We’re up all night to get lucky" in this context is about working hard to find that special melody, that "vibe" that makes Daft Punk's music so distinct as opposed to modern music, that has become generic: "the present has no rhythm".
But Daft Punk is not going to stop and relax despite of their international fame!
We’ve come too far
To give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar
And our cups to the stars
Hats off to Daft Punk!
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
No nervous Rex.
Oyasuminasal, DQN!
I love you
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
Losing is fun!
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
ctrl + bksp
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
>>303
Just look through his site, whichever subdomain was abandoned last will probably be closest to him, after all there's hundreds of them, just strewn about as he made them and lost interest in them.
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
>>690 zero is one, but no value is all? kareha you're weeeeeiiiird
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
glass2k is a cool program!
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
I lost myself in my thoughts
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
There's no America you can save.
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
Fucking faggots
My waifu in a vector field.
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
We should do a Monachat hangout
All this glass will cloud over in time.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
gaynus
I'd suck the farts out of her little dumper
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
Some days I just wake up thinking "I want to dropkick a baby".
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
I am extremely upset.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
Hair maintenance is a pain
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
>>773 Same, the DQN Electronics albums opened my eyes to a lot of stuff when I was young and impressionable, thanks DQN!
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
Somebody should make a youtube poop mashing up the bad ending of Fez with something.
Burn!
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
Vulnerability shouldn't be an attractive quality.
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
Denpa money nigger fad
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
>>656 No a music venue/bar. I think it was supposed to be like the Rolling Stones logo
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
We should do a Monachat hangout
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
Happy ponytail day.
I can offer you little more than my affections.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
mmm-mm i love periods!
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
I'm thinking
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
"'Illustrated' would have been a better word!" I chuckled to myself.
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
YUROP
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
I refuse to take sides.
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
When the guy asked "Do you want regular or giant," I said regular. This was a lie because I actually wanted giant, but my wallet would only allow regular.
I am the velvet guy.
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
I just looked at /b/ again for the first time in quite a long while, I was thinking it's gotten really shit, but it's probably just as shit as it was a few years ago...
"You are a fat fucking pedo piece of shit and I will track you. Fucking cunt.
-Anon Raedon
Lead Staff Member of Anonymous"
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３～５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
what the fuck is a sparberry?
HAMMINGU
>>554
I bet none of them are as weird as my terminal illness fetish.
Dusty, dusty girl!
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
So Gaylord is an American thing
I can offer you little more than my affections.
New Rozen Maiden in a matter of hours! How exciting.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
Can't complain.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
A dude in front of me is reading fiction book on self-motivation, what a faggot!
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
Today, I got rather too intimate with a lizard.
gaynus
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
Reminder: you're going to die.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
infinity days hath september.
>>396
I wish I could do that, but no one I live with is a girl or owns any cute dresses.
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
>>573,576 I stroked my chin thoughtfully and nodded and made affirmative noises to both your posts
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
I am extremely upset.
Just a few more hours and BF4 beta will be there...
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
finally
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
>>404
I think that would be pretty swell, as long as people were fair about it.
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
You n'wah!
what the fuck is a sparberry?
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
I consider Bob to be my friends. Are you reading this? If you are message me and tell me you read this.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
Life is so utterly absurd!
>>922
I'd hate-cuddle you until you were black & blue. Then I'd go have a burger & butterscotch shake somewhere way outside of the city.
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
>>527
It's a comic about two kids with DQN names, basically stupid names parents give their children. The main characters are tenshi and akuma (angel and demon.) I don't have time now to read past the title page but I'm guessing more characters with DQN names will make an appearance.
see: http://dqname.jp/
see: http://m.travel.cnn.com/tokyo/none/joy-and-pain-dqn-names-674680
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
YUROP
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
I don't know about >>834, but, personally, I feel like my anus is full of poop right now. I would certainly NOT put anything in it ATM.
Make way for the completionist!
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE～でんぱあいす～
hey, that was pretty cool.
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
Oh my god, that cup of tea was amazing. Damn.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Why is shobon so cute
>>762
I like the Californian Salt & Honey ones, though they're nowhere as good as M&S honey roasted jumbo cashews tumbled in salt and sugar (which used to be sold in those jars and now they aren't; I wonder why).
Then I read the part about "having the means" and I remembered that I'm dirt poor myself and that made me sad.
Clouds, and then rain.
I would like to be alike by carrying out. ― しにたい
>>188 you can buy a bag of luxury chocolates that they probably swept up from the factory floor for £1
Also those new non-ice cream Cornettos for like 30p, I always get one when I go. Which is pretty often
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
he fucking punched a guy in his phosphorous-incinerated stump
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
U.N. Owen was (not) her?
They were too gentle.
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
A set is not the sum of its elements.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
gaynus
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
Professors are jerks. Sometimes I regret dropping out thus failing to achieve my goal of becoming one.
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
After cleaning up my mouse and keyboard (which were grotier than I realized) my mouse wheel doesn't click-click anymore. It still works fine, but not having the click-click is odd to get used to.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Say "diarrhoea dump" one more time, motherfucker.
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
>>650
It doesn't matter, just say the universe exploded and something about toast or angry dogs.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
Love her to death!
I love Visvim
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
I can't believe they went for it.
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
I am extremely upset.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
I wish more people would listen to VIPtronic albums, but I'm afraid leaking it to Facebook would attract terrible people.
I've never played Minecraft, so I'll love that demand to someone else...
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
can't sleep too depressed
>>564
Me too! I'm starting to think that it's the common goal of all DQN users... or, well, multiple personalities of a single user.
This board never existed
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
Clouds, and then rain.
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
Phloen Phromdaen
I'm nervously biting my moustache. It's getting trimmed.
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
Clouds, and then rain.
My waifu in a vector field.
>>300
I wish I was doing theology. Stuck with Chem E because jobs and whatnot.
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
زیبا
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>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
>>90 If the sixth graders I dealt with last year on a daily basis were any indication, it's still very popular. Minecraft is what they did instead of classwork, the little shits.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
open song, burp nose
>>165 Everybody makes mistakes, you're not as stupid as you think~
Well, there's a lot to be said for corpses, you know.
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
finally
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
>>178 and you just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling back again so we have a nice warm and fuzzy cycle of love going on here~
I'm going to finish the can I have before I start on the Lynx I got (for £2 from Home Bargains!) I think tomorrow will be the last spray of this "Orient" scent by Insette. I always just buy the cheapest deodorant I can find but I splashed out on the Lynx just because of you >>178 <3
>>604
Do they ban for posting as Soviet Russia#deadjew or moot#faggot?
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
I want to kill people! Lots of people!
#fortune is back!
finally
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
>>89
If you make a bed and sleep in it, it becomes your new spawn point. You can also craft a compass that points to your (original) spawn point, or make a map.
What I like to do is build a giant floating "house" icon over my house, that way I can always see where it's at.
Voru de moto.
http://i.cubeupload.com/xDXJd4.jpg heh look what happened
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
I want to interrogate him, but an hour seems excessive.
This was the Summer of the Philosophers.
Algorithms, my love.
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
Gonna eat something
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
Confound you, exotic insects! Stop eating me!
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
I vehemently disapprove.
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
I'd love a http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/ service that used the contents of DQN
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
lmao @ the loserchan drama
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
>>78
My laptop can't handle all this new-fangled next-gen stuff, and I used to love UT/Quake-style gameplay, so I'll definitely get into it.
Life is so utterly absurd!
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
I'm about to explore some of this "denpa" i've heard about. What are some essential denpa recordings?
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
This board never existed
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
I released the emergency mittens!
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
gape an anus
Mono no aware.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
I hope these clouds go away so I can watch the meteor shower tonight.
I am the velvet guy.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
I lost myself in my thoughts
ポカポカです。
fuck
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
My little sister can't be this amused by toilet humour.
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
"I don't want to amplify - better use a megaphone then!"
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
I've been feeling a little melancholy these past few days. Nothing serious, just a sort of pervasive vague listlessness. The sort of feeling you get when you finish something wonderful - a book, a game, an anime, whatever it may be - and the joy it brought you slowly evaporates to leave only an awareness that it's over and it isn't coming back.
But what happened today changes everything.
A mere two or three hours ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. My gaze trickled down the Engrish-laden menu until it reached the very last item of the Starters section. There, unassumingly, was printed: "Bread of happiness". Well, what the hell, I thought. May as well try something silly sounding. So I ordered it along with a noodle dish and some jasmine tea.
A few minutes later it came, sailing gracefully through the restaurant on the arms of a young waitress. A round plate upon which sat two steaming pastry bundles separated by a solitary sprig of parsley. The pastries themselves were decorated to resemble plump rabbits with their ears flat against their backs and small beady eyes staring straight forward. Intrigued, I cut the end off one of them and ate it.
It was incredible. Warmth spread through my mouth like a late spring breeze. The pastry cradled my tongue like a lover's caress. The sweet filling blossomed out like a lotus flower. The flavour was subtle, gentle, yet powerful. I have never tasted anything like it and likely never will again. This was truly the bread of happiness.
I insisted that my friend try a piece. He commented that it tasted quite nice.
Make way for the completionist!
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
Baby
Come on, let's start using the other boards.
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
Roboto des.
>>821 losing can be fun when you lose to good players, but not if you lose to a cheap spammer or someone who gloats
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
"Open-ended intervention" is a shitty synonym for "occupation".
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
I am extremely upset.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
Maybe if I drink enough alcohol I'll stop thinking about it.
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
Only 6 more posts until someone doesn't notice the #13 thread down there and makes a new one.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
my plantar fascia feel great
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
What if the nth iteration of a thread hit 999 and no one made another one? Would it be so bad?
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
My mother's sister's twelve year old granddaughter is sitting behind me. I am trying to come up with a plan to convince her to call me onii-chan.
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
I feel a strange affinity for people who upload videos of their cats playing/rolling around/generally being cute onto Youtube, despite the fact that I don't own a cat, and even if I did I wouldn't do anything like that.
fuck
Does this outro know something I don't?
Having a working left ctrl button is a welcome change.
Remember the "lonely text world of DQN" thing? That thing was kind of cool.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>879
I saw a tiny Asian girl wearing a cap that had "Badboy" written on it.
Why are we talking about 4ailchan anyway?
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
Gonna eat something
Who uses firefox? All the key bindings are familiar in seamonkey, and it has built in IRC and NNTP clients.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
The ultimate superhero: Revolverine.
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
i hate moths
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23
Won't you lend your lungs to me?
>>181 That's me finished my Lynx Dark Temptation yesterday, I've reverted to the cheap Insette "Orient" again.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
37564
Volvo's damn motor.
I wish I could improve my posting quality.
Well gee, I sure hope not.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
FUCK that is not how you spell inevitable
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
Phloen Phromdaen
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
Interesting. I never bothered to click the "More options..." thing before, and kind of mentally screened out that it was even there.
I wanna be spanked.
>>852
You need to train your Djinni to level 42 for that spell.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
Dream check.
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
I got Olympic Soccer for the PS1 for £1 last week in a charity shop, because it was one of the first Playstation games I ever played, at a friend's house. It's pretty fun, it reminds me a bit of European Club Soccer for the Sega Megadrive, in 3D. Anyways a funny glitch just happened. There's no injury time so as soon as the clock hits 45 the whistle blows for half time and the players leave the pitch and the stats come up. But you can skip the intermission, and the players just run to the other side of the pitch instead of into the tunnel. The CPU team (Poland) had just taken a shot when the whistle blew, and I immediately pressed X - to tackle, but instead it skipped the half-time bit - and the ball went in, and it registered it as a goal anyway even though time was up! It played the goal animations and replay and goal commentary and everything underneath the stats screen while the players got into position, but since I had pressed X and I guess it was registered as a new half, since the teams had swapped the goal counted as mine!
tl;dr there was a funny glitch in an ancient obscure football game and I thought it was neat.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
Take me to Norway.
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
Dream check.
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
My life should be more like Strawberry Panic.
>>186
We should probably start a newsserver, I would but gentoo does not do well with inn and AT&T does not support nntp mirroring by default.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
sawn-off moustache.
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
I need a sword
all this bot does is molest me
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
I'm putting it IN!!
When the hammer fell, it was escapism and fantasy that saved me, not rationality and logic.
> Application, n. A piece of software; the result of programming a computer to carry out some function. Applications are usually not actually applied to anything.
Yay, my shitty twitter bot passed 2000 followers
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
>>345
There was an odd intersection near my old apartment. I called it "a round-Earth adjustment" (for an exaggerated explanation, try wrapping some graph paper around an orange and see how you would have to offset some blocks from true, in order to keep the majority of the streets "normal"). My OChem-major friend called it "1-butene".
I guess http://goo.gl/maps/ZOzV6 would be, what? Cyclopentane?
>>201
My first thought was "he spelled IDSPISPOPD wrong", so I probably am too.
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
pizza john's
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Obtimus prime
Destroy Snoop Dogg
Why am I such a retard?.
I will always be tired forever.
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
Don't be silly, 2AM is the ideal time for a tea party.
I want to put my dick on something.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
Destroy Snoop Dogg
Home tomorrow with a fancy new free sofa! And a picture I've loved for years that I'm finally getting my hands on.
>>935
I saw "birch buttons" in a craft store once that my mind read as "bitch buttons".
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
Bolshy Bolshy Bolshy oh
>>197
Definitely Satori. She is cute, she has the power to read your mind.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
Am dying send help.
I'm a handsome boy looking for a girl to have kisses with
I am the velvet guy.
37564
It's a peacock party!
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
In a dead girl.
I layed off my Japanese stdies since my family is visiting. When they leave I'll have 2 weeks to go
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
separation anxiety
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
>>865
Becoming jaded and realizing that all the idealistic stuff you thought was so smart when you were young was the real stupid stuff, after all.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
GTX 550
How often do you refresh DQN? I refresh it every hour or so
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
FOOP THIS SHOOP
Where would I be without VIPPER, DQN and Anonymous? Probably in IRC, bitching about internet 2.0 taking over
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
???? ?? ????? （;´Д｀）
I'm a monster.
Come back little moth, I love you.
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
>>688
Only of things that will not come to pass.
The future is short, and the dreamers are bound to reach their end without really living.
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
I am an incredibly stupid person.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
It's a peacock party!
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
Yes, it's rice.
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
>>699 I've been recommended to watch Nichijou a few times from a few people, I guess I should add it to my pile
I vehemently disapprove.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
>>724 have you considered putting your dick on a warm stack of french toast.
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
What do the Kha'ak want?
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
Is it just me, or has the frequency of posts here increased massively in this past week?
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
Sorry for not visiting yesterday...
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
Why is it so slow? #11 threads were almost near 1000 posts total by this time.
I'm really in the mood for committing arson today.
YUROP
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
I've become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
I'll isolate you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't find the site were you could download all those eroge
>>343
I'm glad you like it! Kokoro-chan's smile makes life worth living.
There she is, laid out on a warm, soft bed, inviting me to join her - but I'm not allowed to. Life is so cruel.
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
But if you turn it upside down, it looks like a uterus!
Gosh darn it!
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
