Welcome back to DQN, your source for quality news, reporting live from The Unholy Citadel of 6ch following the premiere performance of 'a slow piss'. All the stars showed up to this night of experimental, avant garde noise pollution. Right now I can see Sirius, Vega, Polaris and Altair.
Due the suffocation of every performer due to unknown causes, recordings are in high demand. A scalper who was selling tickets outside is now attempting to sell cam rips burned on to DVDs for 400 dollarpounds each, however it appears that a team of lawyers representing Bruce Springsteen's larynx is threatening to sue; they claim that 70% of all royalties belong to the crooner's voice box.
Our sources say the piss was pungent, with a slight green tinge.
DOHOHOHO!