I'm a slob.
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
I uninstalled yy like a year ago after installing it to play video games with some Chinese netfriends (for anyone who doesn't know it's basically Chinese discord). But I still get random notices and shit from it and it's basically impossible to google anything about this program in English.
DO NOT GO FULL SPEED ON A BIKE IF YOU HAVENT RODE ONE IN A LONG WHILE
soipucci
getting in shape and making all the weeaboo powerbottom anime soypussies wet is much better motivation than extending my shitty tenure on this shitty planet by a few more years tbh
imagine being the same retarded NEET weeaboo floorshitter you are RIGHT NOW except you're fit and muscular as fuck, all the cute boys who use ':3' as punctuation would be lining up around the fucking block for the chance to suck your dick and bask in your patrician taste in anime
I WANT TO BE WARM
FUCK YOU
it is the nineties and there is time for...
KLAX
time is right
https://my.mixtape.moe/codrlr.png
i feel like there's an extremely small subset of people who would see and appreciate this joke so i'll spread it here
trigger warning: shota, homosex
>>910
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
>>910
"Hm? This bit's a little springier.
"What was it called? Pro-state... gland?" [incorrect pronunciation based on the kanji]
"The book said it feels good if you stimulate it..."
>>904
That’s actually me, yes. I just want a friend (girl), instead I’m drowning in boypussy and I hate it.
[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (421)■ ▲ ▼
1993
1993 ½
I <3 Hindemith
HIGH DURABILITY
All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.
I can almost read moon at an adequate clip now, but listening remains very difficult and it seems likely I will always speak it like a megaweeb tard (fair enough lol).
Time to remove kebab (from the skewers and onto a plate)
>>922
Congratulations! How have you been studying? I'm at the point where I can struggle through most texts with the help of a dictionary but I feel like I don't retain much with that method.
>>924 17 years on and off, including 4 years of high school classes (so more time was spent on conversation than in, say, a college elective sequence, but the material didn't get as advanced). Someone who gets past that level and then really applies themselves (especially with modern learning materials) most likely would get to my level in a fraction of the time. My interests were and are too divided for it to have gone any other way; and I took a bit of a break for the past 5 years while I finished off my long overdue degree and then got stuck on an interminable job hunt... but that'd make a long story longer.
I did translations of nerd shit for a while up to that point, but it was frustrating because I was not building appreciable speed nor learning the language beyond the materials I was translating. Aside from the problem of being buried contextlessly in a dictionary, you end up spending lots of time on the task trying to come up with the phrasing you want in the target language if you really want to do it faithfully, which I did (so with that in mind, my words-per-day pace was surprisingly comparable to a professional despite my lower level of understanding).
There are a lot of differing opinions out there about how to acquire Japanese reading skills. None of them aside from "read a shitload of stuff you're interested in, re-read if you didn't understand, and remember it" really sounds right to me (I've heard it said that Frederick Douglass would circle words he didn't know and get back to them later). Naturally, the kanji present a significant obstacle; people make some ado about how the most common ones make up >90% of usage, but downplay that the rarer ones tend to be distinctive words that comprise the important parts of text: someone's name, a scientific or philosophical phenomenon, exactly what and how someone did something to someone else, etc. Like, you're not going to find an interesting story consisting mostly of "Where is the airport?" "This weekend will be cold and rainy" conversational fluff.
I recently started using Anki to shore up some grammatical vocab. Most people use it for studying kanji, but I've got like 1300 down reasonably solid (reading-wise) from just knowing a few thousand words by sight, so I'm putting that off for now. I expect to be capable of passing JLPT N1 someday, but I wouldn't feel that good at it even then.
reach out and grab his penis
You just lost the game 😏
>>925
Thank you for the detailed information, it's very helpful!
やっぱり頑張るしかないか…
やはり自殺を遂げるしかないな…
Nobody understands exactly what each HTTP code means in order to use it in a standarized way. Absolutely no one. It's a joke.
Dingiculpus
pushes glasses up nose ACKSHEWALLY
organizing japanese music is a huge pain in the ass
let's see, did that album i just downladed get listed under 'c' for 'chie'? no, is it under 'f' for 'fukami'? hmm, still no, maybe it's under '深'? no wait it was under '譁�蟄怜喧縺�' because the fucking chink who uploaded it mojibake'd everything
>>935 Do you use iTunes? You can set an invisible "Sort Artist" different from the "Artist" field, so for instance it'll show 桃箱 but the Sort Artist is "momo". So can just type momo with the window open and it'll go straight to it. Or, sometimes if I have an anime OP single by one unique artist, the ED single by another, then all the character songs with the CVs listed for the Artist, I'll sort them all as the anime name to keep them all together.
My name's Dan and I love Haruhi-chan, that's why my friends call me SOS Dan. Please take care of me!
I romanize artist names and autistically re-title songs for that exact reason. It is a pain in the ass and probably not worth it, but I do it anyway.
Is there a script to turn kanji and katakana into romaji automagically? I use beets to organize my library and I presume you can extend it through a plugin to add the sort artist tag automatically, which is not a bad idea at all.
Kana should be fine and there seem to be plenty of scripts for that online (you could even probably copy/paste the table from wikipedia into a python script and add some commas to make your own), but I couldn't quickly find any for kanji so you'd have to call out to google translate or something and give a confirmation prompt for each translation, because they will all be wrong. Maybe there's a kanji->kana script designed for learners that you can use in 2-step translation
>>939,940
Unfortunately kanji->kana conversion is non-trivial so you need a "morphological analyzer" such as Mecab, Kakasi, or Stakk, and none of them are perfect. It doesn't help that song titles are likely to have kanji with weird readings. What all this really means, >>939, is that you should just stick with today's special.
Fugcie fugcie fugcie
I AM A POTTED PLANT
My throat is so itchy. I want to stick a wire brush down my esophagus and scrape up and down.
I 本語に変換する artist names and 自閉症ぽい re-title songs for that 絶対 reason. It is a めんどくさい and probably 無意味な, but I do it anyway.
watashi no namae is john and I kirai every single one of anata
I just wanna play talisman forever
pokey more like poke me
my soldiers need canned food and artillery, my ally is the number one producer of both of those things in the world but for some reason they're selling it all to the chinese
what do chinese clerks even need artillery for fuck just give me some so we can finish this war and get some land
So you wanna die? Commit suicide. Dial 1-800-CYANIDE line.
If the anatomy is good, it's probably traced.
Wilde weide more like wild weed
>>951
Thanks! Believable message of endorsement! I called this number and got dead right away! Just like I always wanted! You runied my life!!! A++++ would recommened
Bing bing Wahoo yippie
Search Query: Is Droopy a Looney Tune
It's a-me, Dio!
Driving drunk is legal now guys.
Epictetus would be a good pseudonym for a bakunyuu artist.
I came here to laugh at you and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.
i am single handedly responsible for making the youtube recommendation algorithms associate oingo boingo with goreshit and pigmhall
it was all me
i'm not sorry
There are at least 3 kinds of fat in this dish
>>963 We did that together, but I think those are personalised anyway.
Do vegans eat beef
Two professors talking about lab while peeling at the urinals.
>>968
Well, how can they have any pudding if they don't eat their meat?
The smell of unwashed dick
I like wearing face masks, especially if I have to take public transport. It keeps my throat from getting dry, it keeps bad smells out, and it makes me feel insulated and separate from everyone else.
>>963,965
I miss the old youtube recommendation algorithm that would recommend obscure, thematically unrelated videos. It was a great way to discover strange videos and you could spend a lot of time going down the rabbit hole.
Now the recommendation algorithm is too refined and personalized. There's a lot less variety in the recommendations and they all tend to fit inside a categorical bubble of (actually related videos+your "interests"). The only "surprises" that show up in the recommendations now are shitty videos specifically designed to rank high on the recommendation algorithm using various tricks.
꧁꧂
Chicken pieces
Earl and the Flat Scrugg Boys
98 quintillion alarm chili
ANCAP is when we lock Libertarians in cars and use them as crash test dummies
I am drunk and I came to DQN for the first time in about a year to steal potential song title ideas.
>>974
I have to admit I discovered some good city pop albums thanks to the new algorithm.
damn smh fam your whippin and naynaying be lookin like you dabbin lmao
electric coffee
Listening to the Smiths makes me wish I was single and desperately longing for love.
5 minutes in grandpa time is 15 minutes in real time
Our family had a "dad time" which was usually a couple of hours behind our timezone
this one time my grandparents were visiting and we were going out for the day, everyone was just getting in cars and he shouted out of the front door "I'm just going to have a quick bath"
going to name my gosh with a hard G and my dog Boner
that's if I ever get either
Th-thanks, /k/ side of tumblr.
turn on you coward, I know you did it before
Jupiter, the big planet.
The MGTOW philosophy would be interesting if not for the misogyny. It's possible to respect and value women but still want nothing to do with them.
> update linkedin
> suggests author of megatokyo
... you send one email once so long ago about something that didn't matter such that no reasonable person would remember it, and it thinks you're besties or something
Do we let the cute girls thread take over until it finishes, or do we start #26 now and keep running dual threads (triple if you count the countdown thread)?
yeah sure