[COUNTDOWN] LET'S GET TO >>1111 ON THE 11111TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [IMPOSSIBLE] (1111)

1 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11102 09:24

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                                  ( ゚∀゚)  IF WE COULD GET TO >>1000 ON THE 10000th DAY
                                 ⊂  つ   WE CAN GET TO >>1111 ON THE 11111th DAY!!!!
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     (人__つ__つ         FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH♪

(Because one countdown thread for the 11111th wasn't enough!)
Also ongoing:
>>111 at 11:11 on the 11111th: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1705839574/

Previously:
September 5000 song: https://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/
>>700 on the 7000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
>>800 on the 8000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
>>900 on the 9000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
>>901 on the 9001st day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1523903365/
>>999 on the 9999th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1602158631/
>>1000 on the 10000th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610370984/
>>1 on the 10000th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610756497/

701 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

702 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

703 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

704 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

705 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

706 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

707 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) Okay, that's it. We're finishing this long thread by MITTENS! And I swear that if I get 1111, I'll finally shut up about mittens once and for all.

708 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:28

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex

709 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:30

We can't let him finish this long thread by MITTENS! Him shutting up about mittens once and for all would be a tragedy!

710 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:39

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711 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me.

712 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

That it's really related to this thread.

713 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

I went to The Elitist Superstructure a while ago;

714 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

you know, The Elitist Superstructure?

715 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

Well anyways there was still a few hundred posts to go before >>1111.

716 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:43

Then, I looked at the current date, and it was 1993-09-11111.

717 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:44

Oh, the stupidity.

718 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:44

Those idiots.

719 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:44

You, don't give up just because it's the last day.

720 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:44

It's only a few hundred posts, less than 400 for crying out loud.

721 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:44

There're even a finished thread here.

722 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:45

Made it to >>111 and think you can kick back and relax, huh?

723 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:45

How fucking nice.

724 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:45

"I don't think we're going to make it this time..."

725 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:45

God I can't bear to watch.

726 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:45

You people, I'll make a hundred posts if you just get off your backside and do ten.

727 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:46

The 11111th should be a posting frenzy.

728 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:46

That party atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can spam the same post at the same time,

729 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:46

the get-to->>1111-by-any-means mentality,

730 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:46

that's what's great about this place.

731 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:46

Cowards and pessimists should screw off and stay home.

732 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

Anyways, I was about to start posting,

733 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

and then the bastard beside me goes "IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY"

734 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

Who in the world posts just to tell people not to post, you moron?

735 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

I want to ask him, "Were you even here for the 10,000th?"

736 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

I want to interrogate him.

737 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:47

I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

738 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

Are you sure you don't just want an excuse not to put in effort?

739 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself,

740 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

the latest trend among us vets is this, Yoshinoya kopipe.

741 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

That's right, Yoshinoya kopipe.

742 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

This is the vet's way of spamming posts.

743 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:48

Yoshinoya kopipe means more effort per post.

744 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

But on the other hand, it's more fun.

745 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

This is the key.

746 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

And then, it's delightful.

747 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

748 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

This is unbeatable.

749 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

However, if you do this then there is a danger that you'll make fewer posts than you could have by spamming the same thing; it's a double-edged sword.

750 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:49

I can't recommend it to amateurs.

751 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:50

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with spamming the Mittens post.

752 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:52

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753 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:53

Cute boy returning when he's needed most to save the day.

754 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:53

Cute boy going to Yoshinoya, ordering today's special, and having a perfectly adequate meal and then going home.

755 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:53

Cute boy facing his inner demons.

756 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:54

Cute boy who doesn't wear socks anymore.

757 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:54

Cute boy ovulating.

758 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:54

Cute boy entering through the back entrance.

759 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55


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760 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55

Cute boy dyeing his skin green.

761 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55


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762 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55

Cute boy throwing up into your handbag.

763 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55

Cute boy urinating into your shoes.

764 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy writing a 10,000 word essay about an anime from several decades ago that nobody has watched.

765 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy seeking the cause to every effect.

766 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy wet with an unknown substance.

767 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy having a meet-cute with a truly terrifying woman.

768 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy returning from the dead to take revenge on those who killed him.

769 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute girl getting ready to marry the cute boy for his courageous posting, blissfully unaware of the years of troubled marriage and divorce that will follow.
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770 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy calling you a "riajuu".

771 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy who has lost his voice from screaming too hard for too long.

772 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy politely asking you what happened to your face.

773 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy who is just absolutely godawful at playing mahjong.

774 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy seeing things from the wrong perspective.

775 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy from the wrong side of town.

776 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy having sex with a dolphin.

777 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy talking too loud.

778 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy running out of memory and crashing.

779 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy trying to act tough and masculine but he didn't manage to wash his makeup off properly.

780 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

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781 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy inducing a current.

782 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy seeking knowledge that does not exist.

783 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy trying to convince you that a mundane word is actually a racial slur.

784 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy who is secretly in love with you but will never admit it.

785 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy taking his toaster with him into the bath so he can clean it easier.

786 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy who has excellent fire resistance but is weak to acid damage.

787 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy diving to the bottom of the ocean.

788 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy who wants to be an undine on Mars.

789 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy who wants to be a cute girl.

790 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy learning what things are and are not edible by trial and error.

791 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy asking what this strange organ between his legs is for.

792 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy selling out.

793 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy reciting his angsty teenage poetry, and it's actually not bad.

794 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy launching his healthcare supplement brand.

795 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy being launched into the sun.

796 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy hitting you with a large stick.

797 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy in a frog tie (whether this means he is wearing a frog-pattern necktie or something else is left to reader interpretation).

798 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy describing himself as a VIP.

799 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy sending his cavalry against the enemy archers.

800 Name: ( ・ิω・ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy with fat wads of cash.

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