Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (409)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 18:50

>>50 >>51
lol, losers. Everyone knows that you can duck after the first melee attack from the supervisor you can crouch and walk to his table while he swings the knife but always misses. Once you arrive at the table you have to wait until he finishes his attack and sit on his seat. He will just wait there while you stap "approved" on your application and walk away as if nothing happened.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 20:45

iddqd

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 21:08

>>53 well we are not CHEATERS like you. get a life.

55 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4763 23:09

>>54
Banned. There is no need for individual life outside of the Superstructure.

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 18:43

i put on my armor and space-marine helmet

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:07

>>52 idiot. that way you can't get the secret under the cash register. It's only activated after beating the supervisor.

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:12

UAC finds this thread distasteful.

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:21

>>57 I found that if you press CTL+ALT+150\, you are automatically promoted to being the lunch shift manager of the Yoshinoya directly across from the all-girls high school, plus 100 in all of your stats and 5 full hearts! From there, save your game, because you can explore all of the endings and get full CG.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:33

Wait, a Yoshinoya thread that's actually getting interesting?

Wow.

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 07:06

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stubs that are marked for deletion!

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 04:42

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People posting in the wrong thread!

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 11:13

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People posting

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 12:52

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who need people, are the hungriest people in the world....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got the harem ending without using the cheat code!

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4771 21:53

http://iiiiiiii.com

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 00:57

Anyway, forget about all that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and asked for a sausage egg & cheese McGriddle and they actually gave me one.

67 Name: ANONYMOUS> : 1993-09-4857 08:56

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. I got in one little fight n my mom got scared, n said "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the lisence plate said "SAUCE" and had an onion in the mirror. If anything i couldsay that this cab was rare, but isaid "nah, forget it" yo NOOB to bel air! I pulled up to the counter bout 7 or 8 and i said to the cabbie "Yo Homie, smell ya later" However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4857 09:33

Anyways, >>67, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release Emergency Mittens" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN just to release emergency mittens, fool.
They're only emergency mittens, MITTENS for crying out loud.
There're even VIPPERs here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some DQN, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of VIP QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency mittens if you get out of those threads.
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Tripfags and VIPPERs should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air."
Who in the world moves to bel air nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to bel air?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "bel air"?
Coming from an Elitist Superstructure of DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:38

Anyways, >>68, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to NISSAN a while ago; you know, The Dealership?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release R34 GT-R" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Nissan just to release GT-R, fool.
They're only GT-R, GT-R for crying out loud.
There're even SE-R here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some SE-R, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you pay me enough i will give you access to a private area of FWD MAXIMA QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency brake if you get out of those threads.
The Nissan Dealer should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the road can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
200SX and SE-R should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in Oppama."
Who in the world moves to Oppama nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to Oppama?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Oppama"?
Coming from an Fairlady/ZX veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's GXE. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

70 Name: Ribbit : 1993-09-4926 04:30

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:40

Anyways, >>70, I'll be right over.

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:45

>>71
I like where this thread is going.

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:59

So yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and it was closed. Fucking ice storms...

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:00

Yesterday I didn't go to Yoshinoya and it was open.

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:13

Yesterday, Yoshinoya came to me in a dream and said "It's okay to want extra sauce." in a very soothing voice.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 06:16

>>75
That's legendary and DQN quality!

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:04

Yesterday I went to Noshiyoyayayayayayaya

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:12

Yesterday I went to Yanoshiyo

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 12:16

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80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 12:49

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81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:38

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82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:02

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83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 00:20

Anyways, >>82, that post made me sad.

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 01:25

>>82

Thread over.

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:34

Anyways, >>84, listen to me. For lunch I went to McDonalds and some idiot ordered a diet coke with no ice and then looked at the empty cup the food jockey behind the counter put on his tray with confusion until I pointed out the self-serve pop machine behind him.

God, what a fucking idiot. Eating at McDonalds when there's a perfectly good Yoshinoya right next door. They'll even give you extra sauce over there!

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 13:21

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87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 06:14

Anyways, >>86, I'm with you. Anyone who orders extra sauce needs to be interrogated about it. Like for an hour, y'know?

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 09:16

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89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 00:55

Fuck Yoshinoya.
I'm going to Anna Miller's

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 03:18

>>89
ANNA MILLERS LIKE IN MEGATOKYO !!! OMG WHEN PIRO WENT THERE IT WAS SO FUNNY AND KAWAII ^________^

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 02:03

I went to Corea a while ago; you know, Corea?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 won off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Corea just because it's 150 won off, fool.
It's only 150 won, 1-5-0 WON for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Corea, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Longcat." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 won if you get out of those seats.
Corea should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-longat, with extra kimchi."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra kimchi?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra kimchi"?
Coming from a Corea veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra fur.
That's right, extra fur. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra fur means more fur than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:41

it's never ok to order extra kimchi.

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:55

Is that really lolocaust back on the internet?

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 03:46

What happened to him anyway?

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4973 06:03

I dunno, I think he left the *chans back before 7chan showed up, but every so often theres something that shows up on the internet made of win and lolocaust which gives my heart a small glimmer of hope that lols exist somewhere.

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:04

So anyways, >>93, listen to me. This has nothing to do with lolocaust, but you need to hear this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, real t-shirt weather, y'know? I'm even wearing my brand new Todd Goliath Goldman designed "Dear God please make everyone die" shirt. It's so cute and original I just love it. The kids have been getting excellent grades in school, so to treat them, I take my family to Yoshinoya when I hear about this 150 yen off special. The kids love it there. We're in line, waiting to order, and behind me is this pasty, skinny hunched over little guy dressed all in black, with narrowed eyes under his long faggy goth hair and a general pissed-off-at-the-world look about him. He's always muttering something to himself about God knows what.
Anyways, we put in our orders, and I ask for the XL beef bowl with extra sauce and that scrawny little fuck behind me goes insane.
"EXTRA SAUCE?" he yells in my face. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON ORDERS EXTRA SAUCE? I BET YOU JUST LIKE SAYING EXTRA SAUCE!!"

So I punched him in the face, and he fell to the floor, and everyone laughed at him as he scrambled out of the restaurant, peeing himself in terror.

And I told my kids, "It's okay to order extra sauce."

97 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4975 21:38

Okay, so I went to yoshinoya with my family, okay?
Yoshinoya, and there was this guy there who I had never seen before, and I noticed a sign that said 150 yen off.
We dont normally go that often because I dont make that much money, but however when we do, I always get the big bowl, announce it to my kids, and share with them, its the nice thing to do.
So there was this jerk who was sitting alone, eating his with Extra onions. Who the hell orders extra onions? Thats just asking for ridicule and to smell terrible for the rest of the day.
I always get extra sauce, because its always delicious.
So that's why, whenever you go to yoshinoya, order the big bowl with extra sauce.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:49

　　　〃 ￣ ｀ヽ
　　　i |Ｙ人ﾘｿ| |　　　 I need extra sauce...
　　　| | | ﾟ - ﾟ) |　。Ｏ
　　　| | |[ﾆﾆ]'| |
　　 人|」　　》）＼
　　ヽ-（ 　 r |ー '
　　　　 し' し'

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 01:42

>>96
You are a disgrace to us Yoshinoya enthusiasts.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 03:13

So anyways, yesterday I 100got.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 11:58

　　-‐‐- 、 　 　
／　　　 　ヽ 　
!　 !　人|,iﾉl_ﾉ） 　
i 　乂-‐　−! 　It's okay to want extra sauce.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　
　　｀｀フ　i´　 　
　 　 / ＼ﾉ.ゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　 Yoshinoya　　　　 　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 15:33

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Can I have extra sauce?

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:44

　　-‐‐- 、 　 　
／　　　 　ヽ 　
!　 !　人|,iﾉl_ﾉ） 　
i 　乂-‐　−! 　No.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　
　　｀｀フ　i´　 　
　 　 / ＼ﾉ.ゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　 Yoshinoya　　　　 　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:59

　　-‐‐- 、 　 　
／　　　 　ヽ 　
!　 !　人|,iﾉl_ﾉ） 　
i 　乂-‐　−! 　Look, I said it's okay to WANT extra sauce,
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　 I didn't say I had extra sauce.
　　｀｀フ　i´　 　
　 　 / ＼ﾉ.ゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　 Yoshinoya　　　　 　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:17

　　-‐‐- 、 　 　So anyways, I show up for work at Yoshinoya. THE Yoshinoya, y'know?
／　　　 　ヽ 　We're doing another 150 yen off sale to bring in some new blood.
!　 !　人|,iﾉl_ﾉ） 　This family comes in, the dad orders an extra large beef bowl
i 　乂-‐　−! 　with extra sauce, so I give it to him.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ　
　　｀｀フ　i´　 　Some other customer started muttering to himself at this point.
　 　 / ＼ﾉ.ゝ　 Seems he wanted extra onions. Too bad we were out.
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　　　 Yoshinoya　　　　 　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 00:06

そんな事より >>１ よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、１５０円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、１５０円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
１５０円だよ、１５０円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家４人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、１５０円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Ｕの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小１時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク（玉子）。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前、>>１は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった

107 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 02:50

So I went to Yoshinoya, you know, THE Yoshinoya. It looked like they hadnt had a good year and the place was in terrible shambles.
They tore it down and built a mcdonalds.
the end.

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:45

So I went to Yoshinoya, and some guy farted.

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 19:41

Yesterday, I farted. And some guy went to Yoshinoya.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 23:44

Yesterday, a bunch of us went to Yoshinoya and farted simultaneously.

For some reason, we were the only ones laughing.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 03:11

http://yoshinoya.org/kopipe/

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 16:24

Such a thing compared to >>111, the ちょ it is and with hears. However there is no anything related to スレ between massage. Between this, the Yoshino house of neighborhood it went, it is. Yoshino house. So, when it does, something the person being the め ちゃ oral ゃ full, it cannot sit down, it is. When so, you see carefully, something it droops and the curtain goes down and the て, 150 Yen pulling, is written it is. Don't you think? another, whether アホ. Whether fool. Don't you think? you, it seems 150 Yen pulling way with usually does not come it has come to the Yoshino house which -, becoming dim. They are 150 Yen, 150 Yen. Something the parent and child accompanying and the lintel る it does. With one house 4 Yoshino house? The め coming out, -. - It does and father special prosperous asking/depending is the う -, with saying, the る. Seeing already, there is no viewing. Because you, 150 Yen you do, that that seat can be less crowded. Yoshino house っ て, is what which it should have made bloodier. The person question which sits down in the opposite side of the letter table of U quarrel starting, it is not strange, sticks, or can stick or don't you think?, such an atmosphere is to call, -? As for woman offering/accompanying, the っ which does densely it is with the ろ. When so, sit down you think at last high, the person of next door saying, with the く which large heaping noway is, with the る it is. And it is the spotted being cut off then. Don't you think? the く how present び popularity which noway is that, it is - it is. Becoming dim. The proud げ the face doing, something is, with the く which noway is. You that would like to question whether we would like to eat the く which noway is true. We would like to interrogate. Small 1 hour we would like to interrogate. Whether the economized ゃ う which you, noway the く っ て which is we would like to say, is it is. If the Yoshino house it has making say from we, don't you think? now, the Yoshino house up-to-date popularity in between after all, the く which is the green onion, this is. く ギョク which is the large quantity green onion. This method of asking. As for く っ て being the green onion the green onion entering more than usual, the る. The そ it is to substitute, the meat the little licking. This. So, to that large quantity ギョク (egg). This the strongest. But when this is asked, it accompanies the danger, being marked from to the next salesman, the sword of the blades. We cannot recommend in the amateur. Well you, eating even with the cow salmon fixed food, do 1, the っ lever っ it is.

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:59

cow salmon fixed food?

114 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 22:17

it carries out and is w

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:01

( ⌒-⌒) It's 150 yen off today? AWESOME! I'll have the extra large beef bowl with extra sauce!!

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:19

( ・-・) I ought to interrogate you like for about an hour.

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:37

('A`) WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE GETTING THE LARGE BEEF BOWL WITH EXTRA SAUCE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:44

( ・-・) More sauce plox.

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 17:53

( ・-・) And green onions. I love that song.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 00:36

Anyways, Beady Eyes, forget about that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they were all full up. Since I was hungry and didn't want to wait, I went to the Mosburger next door and ordered a riceburger.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:54

Soviet Russia went to me, you know, Soviet Russia?
Well anyways there was an even more insane number of people in line, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 ruble off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Soviet Russia doesn't come to you just because it's 1 ruble off, fool.
It's only 1 ruble, 1 POINT ZERO rubles for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, Soviet Russia out for you.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the borscht." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1 ruble if you get out of those seats.
Soviet Russia should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Borscht, with extra vodka."
Who in the world orders extra vodka nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra vodka?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra vodka"?
Coming from a Soviet Russia veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra iron.
That's right, extra iron. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra iron means more iron than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:42

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and accidentally bumped this thread.

"Sumimasen," I said quietly, briefly distracted from the anticipation of extra sauce with today's extra large.

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 17:01

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Extra sauce!!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

(ﾟ- ﾟ ) sorry, wrong thread.

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 09:07

It's OK to want extra sauce.
ソースが少ないや！

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:51

大きなソース!!

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:50

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they were too crowded so I ate at this little open air okonomiyaki place. The food was great, and nobody stabbed anybody.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:41

　　　　∩＿＿＿∩
　　　　| 丿　　　　　ヽ
　　　 /　　 ●　　　● | Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and
　　　 |　　　∪( _●_) 　ミ they said I couldn't have extra sauce.
　　 彡､　　　　ヽノ　,,/ 　 All I wanted was some extra sauce...
　　 / 　　　 ヽ　　 　 ⌒)　
.　　|　 　 　　　＼.⌒ヽ⌒ヽ..
　　 ＼　　　 へ_ノ　　 ＼ ___）
　　　　＼＿＿＿ノヽ＿__)

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 21:22

BUMP

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:38

Burp.

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:11

I went to Gyuushin yesterday. Unlike Yoshinoya, they still serve you real beef bowls. WITH extra sauce.

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:14

What the fuck is this shit?

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:16

LOL THIS THREAD SUCKS COCK

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:16

IT SUCKS SO MUCH COCK.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:17

SO MUCH COCK IT'S NOT FUNNY.

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 03:48

Cock is always funny.

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 04:44

hahaha!
cock is funny!

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 21:52

HUEG BLK CAWK

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:56

whoa 1993?

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:16

Yesterday I went to......
Awww fuck it. I'm not going to copypasta that thing again.

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 18:44

>>139

Do it, you pussy.

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 20:08

>>140 Okay.

Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya...
... and I farted.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:47

(´^ิω＾ิ)

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 02:25

the other day, Zetsubou Sensei went to yoshinoya

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 03:44

( ・-・) Did he want extra sauce or what?

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 04:54

I miss QUALITY threads like this one

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 05:42

So zit this, >>1, relevance low I know but you need the burst. Yesterday high-sun I was drytanked, you res me? So I went to Yoshinoya; yes, THE Yoshinoya, that deeky noodle zaibatsu that has its rippers everywhere. So the place was overstuffed with the quietly desperate - no ass parking availabe for Y.T. if you drift. I closed my eyes and vid the homepage and in spinning flames it's hammering 150 nuYEN OFF through my socket. That's like what, half a kongbuck? That's nothin' mang.
The place is hip deep in burbanites and their happy accidents. I finally get my order and start horkin when I hear this one blobulent zipperhead reek an XL beefhat with extra sauce. What kind of nippleslkorching backfat rub orders extra sauce? I wanted to icebreak him. I'd take a whole hour to pop his stack.

Ah fuck it. This sucks :(

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 10:58

>>146 choked to death on Shadowrun lingo! Naturally, the other runners swiped his junk and tossed him in a ditch. BAD END.

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 16:30

Cyberpunk is so last millenium...

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:08

So I was going to go to Yoshinoya today (150 yen off! Awesome!) and stuff myself with the tried & true extra large w/extra sauce (fuck those green onions), but my car was covered with snow, so I stayed in and made a grilled cheese sandwich.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:37

>>148
So I went to the ... fuck this

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:39

>>150
So I ... fuck.

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