[Rules] DQN Rules Part II [Red Tape] (144)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4496 14:52 [no]

DQN will go a lot more smoothly if we all lay out a comprehensive set of well thought out rules for everyone to follow.

Well? Rules, anyone?

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:11 [no]

Do not 'troll', flame, or flame war. Ignorance of what these terms mean is not an acceptable excuse.

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:11 [no]

Post consisting entirely of things such as 'yeah', 'yes', 'heh' and 'cool' are not constructive and often add little or no value to the topic. Please refrain from posting these forms of posts.

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:12 [no]

Posting solely to increase your post count will not be permitted. There's no reason to do this anyway. There are no privileges attached to post counts.

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:15 [no]

17. Finally, members are expected to enjoy their visits to this forum. We do this because we love DQN, and we want you to love DQN too. The rules are pretty strict, but we do this so that the forums can be an enjoyable, helpful and fun place to visit. Stick to the rules and have fun!

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 18:16 [no]

Do not post any content that is:
ableist
abnormal
abusive
adult
age-inappropriate
ageist
aggressive
annoying
anti-arab
anti-black
anti-disability
anti-gay
anti-intellectual
anti-semitic
atheistic
biased
bigoted
blasphemous
bourgeois
classist
coarse
communist
corrupting
critical
crude
dangerous
defamatory
defeatist
degenerate
degrading
demeaning
derogatory
destructive
deviant
dirty
disabilist
discriminatory
disgusting
disloyal
disrespectful
disruptive
distasteful
disturbing
divisive
elitist
erotic
ethnocentric
eurocentric
exclusionary
explicit
extremist
fascist
fifth columnist
filthy
foul
frivolous
gay
genderist
graphic
gross
harmful
harrassing
hate-ist
hateful
heterosexist
holocaust-denying
homophobic
homosexual
hostile
hurtful
illegal
immodest
immoral
impertinent
impious
impolite
improper
impure
in bad taste
inappropriate
indecent
indecorous
indelicate
inflammatory
insensitive
insulting
intimidating
intolerant
irregular
irreverent
judgemental
lecherous
lesbian
lesbophobic
lewd
libellous
licentious
lookist
low
lubricious
lustful
malicious
menacing
militant
misogynistic
mocking
morbid
nationalistic
nazi
negative
objectifying
objectionable
obscene
off-color
offensive
orientalist
out of line
outdated
patriarchal
perverted
phallocentric
pornographic
prejudiced
profane
provocative
prurient
questionable
racial
racially insensitive
racist
radical
reactionary
revisionist
risque
rude
sacrilegious
salacious
satanic
scandalous
scatalogical
scurrilous
selfish
sexist
sexual
sexually explicit
sexually oriented
shameful
sinful
sizeist
slanderous
smutty
speciesist
stereotyping
subversive
suggestive
supremacist
tactless
tasteless
threatening
treasonous
unacceptable
unamerican
unauthorized
unbecoming
uncalled-for
unchaste
unchristian
uncivil
unclean
undemocratic
undesirable
undignified
unethical
unfair
unfit
unfitting
ungenteel
unhealthy
unlawful
unmentionable
unnatural
unnecessary
unpatriotic
unprofessional
unrefined
unscientific
unseemly
unsuitable
untasteful
unthinkable
untoward
unwanted
unwelcome
unwholesome
violent
vulgar
wanton
xenophobic

100 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 20:50 [no]

>>99
where'd you get that list?

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 22:46 [no]

>>100
dictionary

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 23:09 [no]

be civil, people~ I personally am all loving - I ban people of every race, color, whatever you can think of.

dont care what people you are and what rights you have to be racist or whatever. Ill just kill this thread if the crowd here just isnt smart enuf for it (as expected~)

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4556 23:44 [no]

  1. http://content.4chan.org/img/mystery.gif

2. Flaming/flagrant "fanboism"/etc. will not be tolerated.

3. Threads should not devolve into flamewar. Constructive criticisms are both allowed and welcomed. Inciting or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated.

4. All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, etc. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post errant material.

5. Please refrain from reposting. If possible, try to skim the board for threads pertaining to your topics/info that may have already been posted.

6. Game help and long-term discussions should be posted to world4ch's /games/ board. Threads on world4ch are not pruned, and the code is better suited for text as opposed to image-posting.

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:07 [no]

Rules

Rules are (perhaps sadly) needed everywhere, and this forum is no exception! These rules are very important and must be adhered to at all times in every area of the website. Not only are internet watchdogs kept happy by them, but they ensure smooth running and safety for all our users. Breaching these rules is considered very serious, so the action taken by the forum staff is likely to be severe! You have been warned!

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:09 [no]

Underage content: Underage content is defined as anything relating to any person under the age of 18. There are underage people here so observations or posts relating to them are not banned. However, there must be NO sexual connotation of any kind.

Overage content: Overage content is defined as anything that would be suitable for a rating above PG in the cinema. As this is an open forum, any post containing such content MUST contain information to that effect and the extent of it in the thread title. There should be no posts made with overage content in a thread with a title that does not specify its presence. Users should start new threads if they wish to take a discussion into that domain. Users under the age of 18 should not enter topics designated for those over the age of 18 only and certainly should not post inside them.

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:11 [no]

The Constitution:

Each entry in the contents below is clickable to take you directly to that article.
Article 0: Contents
Article I: Mission
Article II: Ethos
Article III: General Information
Article IV: Rules
Article V: Guidelines
Article VI: Registration
Article VII: Forum Staff
Article VIII: Full, VIP and Honoured Members
Article IX: Private Boards
Article X: Blogs
Article XI: Gallery
Article XII: Chatroom
Article XIII: Donations
Article XIV: Thanks

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:16 [no]

Full Members are bronze, VIP Members appear silver with Honoured Members gold in the active users list on the forum, and receive additional privileges within the forum, including but not limited to:

1. A private board only accessible to yourself and the other VIP or Honoured Members.
2. Automatic access to the Adult board without requiring application.
3. Much larger capacity for storing your private messages on the forum.
4. Greatly increased bandwidth allowance for downloads from the forum gallery.
5. Much larger capacity for files hosted within the forum.
6. Full, VIP or Honoured Members' logo and your name in silver or gold on the active users list on the forum main page, unless you are a hidden user.
7. Capability to e-mail users (who have allowed this option) directly using the board software.
8. Better control over your own posts after submitting them.
9. No time restriction on forum searches.
10. Priority support with any and all forum issues.

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:17 [no]

Users who have reached at least Poster status may create blogs hosted at the forum. Users who have reached at least Newbie status may post links to external blogs, and read blogs belonging to other users. The staff appreciate that blogs are personal but the same rules apply to blogs as to the forum in general. More explicitly on a few issues:

  1. Do not post any illegal material, or anything with the potential to seem illegal or link to anything illegal under United Kingdom or United States law.
  2. Content suitable only for those over the age of 18 must be labelled as such in the entry title.
  3. Ranting in a blog is permitted, but personal attacks and flames may still only appear in /DQN/.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:21 [no]

Try to make more than one-liner posts, as this is a professional site and therefore content is often king. One line can not be seen as content.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:24 [no]

Sanctions:

1. Warning Level 1

     1. Post/item being deleted, warn level increment of 25% and a PM warning.
2. You will recieve this warning if you:
* Violate rules:
o 1.a | 1.b | 1.c | 1.e
o 2.a (depending on severity)
o 5.a
o 6.c | 6.d
o 7.a | 7.c | 7.g

2. Warning Level 2

     1. Post/item being deleted, privilege(s) removed, warn level increment 50% (added to exisiting) and PM notification.
2. You will recieve this sanction if you:
* Repeat Warning Level 1.
* In affect for rules stated in Warning Level 1.

3. Warning Level 3

     1. Post/item being deleted, privilege(s) removed, automatice temporary ban, warn level reduced to 0% and a PM notification.
2. You will recieve this sanction if you:
* Repeat Warning Level 2.
* Violate rules:
o 1.d
o 3.a
o 4.a | 4.b
o 6.a | 6.b
o 7.b | 7.d | 7.e

4. Warning Level 4

     1. Post/item deleted, privilege(s) removed, extended temporary ban, warn level at 75% (does not lower if value is higher), PM notification.
2. You will recieve this sanction if you:
* Repeat Warning Level 3.
* The high severity of the instance of all rules being violated.

5. Warning Level 5

     1. Your account will be permanenty banned.
2. You will recieve this sanction if you:
* Repeat Warning Level 4.
* The extreme severity of the instance of all rules being violated.
* Concensus between staff to ban you because of other problems arising.

Please note that these rules have been redesigned in order to cause less confusion and be more straight forward.

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:31 [no]

Do not post the same message more than once on a message board or on many boards. Duplicate messages can be frustrating for other members, especially for those whose time and energy is limited. Weeding through the same message in multiple locations can be not only frustrating, but downright annoying. Duplicate messages will be deleted.

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:33 [no]

Anyone who breaks the rules of this board will be given a orally warning.

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:35 [no]

Anyone who posts yaoi-chan will die.
You will die if you copy & paste it.
You will even die if you're shopping in 801th shopping district.

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 14:40 [no]

The Five Commandments

  1. Thou shall not spam.
  2. Thou shall not flood the forums.
  3. Thou shall not flame fellow members.
  4. Thou shall not promote the use of illegal material.
  5. Thou shall not curse or swear.

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:19 [no]

Abusing wakabamark to make a post reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wide is forbidden.

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4557 15:22 [no]

You will die if you've never even heard of yaoi-chan.
Everyone dies eventually.

117 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4634 10:50

         MAJOR BOARD ANNOUNCEMENT

OKAY, OKAY! Please, STOP emailing me, PMing me, and CALLING me about this. No, Squeeks is NOT real. He was made by registered forum members as a mascot character, that's all. You cannot get in touch with Squeeks by bothering me! He doesn't "live" with me, because he isn't real!

From now on, ALL board members who ask me ONCE how they can contact Squeeks will lose 3 karma and 3 user levels. A second attempt takes 5 more karma and levels, along with their avatar and signature. Three and posting rights are also removed for a month. One final offense earns you a ban, forever.

Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT ask me how you can find Squeeks. You will NOT be happy with the results.

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 11:38

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4634 11:38

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:57

Do not post Chopin piano etudes. They are completely off-topic for this forum. If you are caught posting Chopin piano etudes you will receive a warning, if it happens again you will be banned from this board. NO EXCEPTIONS.

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 06:59

( ´ω`) Don't bother me.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:38

           ♭         
                    ♪                
    I'm so sorry, I will post elsewhere  ♭
      ♪         ♪♯                
∧_∧      / ̄ ̄ ̄\
( ゚ ヮ゚) ___(_____\_        
(⊃  ⊃|               |
  | ̄ ̄              |♪
(二二)‖ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄‖
‖ ‖‖               ‖

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 01:19

>>117

Where can I find Squeeks?

124 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4938 03:07

>>123 THAT'S A 50 DKP MINUS!

125 Name: Immaturity Mansion : 1993-09-4940 03:47

Abusing wakabamark to make a post WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Is strictly forbidden

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 21:44

2

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:17

Thread necromancy is to be punished with seven days imprisonment in the stocks, with public floggings every day at noon.

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:49

What about thread necrophilia?

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 15:54

As long as you sage, you can do whatever you want down there.

130 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5157 04:15

>>131 is BANNED for AN INDEFINITE PERIOD
REASON: Thread Necromancy

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 13:20

Stupid mods.

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 15:10

MODD = FAGG

133 Name: FAGG : 1993-09-5241 20:42

>>132 is banned

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 21:19

Rule 1&2: Every time you hear someone talk about anything even remotely related to DQN, you have to tell them they're breaking rules 1&2. This makes you cooler than them.

Rule 4: If you overhear someone talking about Rule 1&2, you have to insist it applies only to raids. This makes you even coolerer.

Subsequent rules up to 33 should be one-ups on people who invoke the previous rule.

I've saved Rule 3 for personal reasons.

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 13:49

Rule 3: rules saved for longer than 5 days will be recycled

136 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 20:47

Rule 3: Don't visualize anything you read here.

Example: 2 goatse 1 cup.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 23:21

2 girls 1 cup challenges tubgirl to a game of battleshits

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5747 00:30

DOHOHO

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 17:19


     | \
     |Д`)   Dancing in old threads is prohibited.
     |⊂     ...But they can only punish you if you get caught!
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 04:47

Anti-Dance Rule: Thread necromancy is allowed if it's expressly used to catch dancers in old threads.

>>139
I see you

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 04:56

>>140
You're just necrobumping to push other threads off the main page.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 06:20

>>141
I had no sinister goal in mind when I bumped this thread, unless you consider pointing out thread dancers sinister.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 02:40

You should use Peter Suber's Nomic as the structure for the rules.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9736 09:21

     | \
     |Д`)   Nobody has been here for two years!
     |⊂     I can dance again!
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN
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